Maybe not for the first year, but when were in the green then we can take people on to be your servants

Oh yeah I see you've had similar experiances in previous jobs, so you'll be a natural at being the product tester :D

Cya later sunny, ma tea is ready, chicken and chips mmmmmmm :)

Have a good one bear. Get working on that patent.

Hey

This song is SO GOOD!

Take a listen.
The blending of the harmonies goes perfectly with the background music. I LOVE IT.

Playlist | songs (http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#Bloody%20Rabbit%20Yuki%20Kajiura)

Bloody rabbit? says its unavailable :(

Hello?

bloody rabbit?, says its unavailable :(
YouTube - Pandora hearts OST 10 - Bloody Rabbit DOWNLOAD MP3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdYkB-DaQ7E)

Thanks NK

Hello adam

Yep good song ohso :)

Kind of reminds me of some ghost in the shell stuff
e.g. YouTube - Inner Universe (full song) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVgSuuUTwQ&feature=related)

Did this thread die?
Oh adam... my little lover boy where are you??

I am here. What's up?

Holy moly I was thinking everyone fell off the face of the earth.

YouTube - Pandora hearts OST 10 - Bloody Rabbit DOWNLOAD MP3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdYkB-DaQ7E)

YAY! THanks for finding a different link. I guess it worked on my computer because I was logged on.

But that song is really cool. :)

Holy moly I was thinking everyone fell off the face of the earth.

No, I haven't yet.

Doop doop Doooooop doop doop

I've got this song stuck in my head and I can't gt it out. I've listened to it 4 times and it still won't go away.

There are people here.
How are things adam and ohso.

There are people here.
How are things adam and ohso.

Things are going well, but SLOW.

I have to do laundry and some shopping today. Ugh.

Ya I spent the entire weekend doing laundry. Looked and there is a huge pile again. I just don't get it.

I hate doing laundry. Just the folding part mainly. I am tired and bored. I am ready to go home now.

Hey guys! I'm glad the pale blue colours are back! :)

Well, I'm starting to get really busy this time. I hope I'll have some time to drop in here :(

Ok, back to studying...

Unky out.

Hey Unky, Bye Unky!

Laundry sucks! It's easier just to buy new clothes. ;)

Laundry sucks! It's easier just to buy new clothes. ;)

New clothes itch. Got to have fabric softener

New clothes itch. Gotta have fabric softener

Silk never itches. :)

I don't buy itchy clothes, but I do use fabric softener.

I still hate laundry. I don't mind washing, or drying, it's the folding and putting away. Four people, all clothes horses, it's a lot of work.

Sigh.

Silk never itches. :)

I don't buy itchy clothes, but I do use fabric softener.

I still hate laundry. I don't mind washing, or drying, it's the folding and putting away. Four people, all clothes horses, it's a lot of work.

Sigh.

Go to my room and show me your silks.

Go to my room and show me your silks.

Wrong thread! :eek:

Laundry isn't so bad, wash it ,hang it up to dry job done :)

Hawt diggity dawg this thread isn't closed yet-- maybe it's because of the holidays...

laundry isnt so bad, wash it ,hang it up to dry job done :)

You don't fold your laundry and put it away Bear?

I do it for 4 people. Four messy people. Four people that spill a lot.

I need a maid. :(

Hawt diggity dawg this thread isn't closed yet-- maybe it's because of the holidays...

That would be my guess. ;)

What do you mean, once its dry it goes in the wardrobe, other things that you don't hang up get shoved in a draw, simples

Multiply that by four Bear. :)

Fair enough, I guess I should be thankfull I've only got my stuff to do :)

Multiply that by four Beer. :)

Did someone say Beer :cool:

Did someone say Beer :cool:

You made me look! :(

Naughty M. I've been trying not to say the B word because I know you get upset.

Now that you're here though... BEER! BEER! BEER!

Ha Ha... I love BEER!!

Just about to go have some with a few friends :)

Ha Ha................. I love BEER !!!!

Just about to go have some with a few friends :)

Isn't it morning were you are?

Bad M. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Take me with you! :o

Beer, its liquid bread, its good for you :)

Too right Bear :)


Midday here Alty , so going to lunch with a few of the boys :)

Beer, its liquid bread, its good for you :)

So you can drink it 24/7?

I like the way you think Bear. :)

Too right Bear :)


Midday here Alty , so going to lunch with a few of the boys :)

Lunch?

Whatcha having?

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Or a bear. :)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Or a bear. :)

:eek: :eek: watch out Bear :eek: :eek:

Lunch?

Whatcha having?

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Or a bear. :)

:rolleyes:

:eek: :eek: watch out Bear :eek: :eek:

I'd only take a nibble! :o

:rolleyes:

You're not afraid?

Foolish bear! :cool:

I'd only take a nibble! :o

Well then don't be shy :)

well then dont be shy :)

Giggle. I love it when they come to me willingly. :cool:

Time for this girl to leave for a bit, dinner time, it doesn't make itself. Darn food. Darn people that need to eat! ;)

Then it's homework time for the kids, then bath time, story time and finally bed time.

I really need a maid!

Later boys. Be good. :)

You're not afraid?

Foolish bear! :cool:

I've no reason to be :)

Later Alty

I'm leaving too Alty.


Cya Bear :)

Later M

I'm actually back for a minute. I have to defrost the beef.

Hi again, darn defrosting times

It takes forever!

I should have thought of it sooner, my bad. ;)

You escape,but the desk just keeps puling you back in :)

you escape,but the desk just keeps puling you back in :)

So true Bear. It's an addiction.

Sigh.

I would miss it if I couldn't be here.

There, I said it! ;)

Same here Alty :)

Or at the minimum id have withdrawal symptoms :D

same here Alty :)

or at the minimum id have withdrawal symptoms :D

I'd be miserable Bear.

You've all become very important to me. It would be like losing a lot of friends all at once.

Don't ever make me leave. Pretty please? ;)

Oops, the microwave is beeping. The meat is defrosted. Time to cook.

Later Bear.

I promise to never make you leave :)

Later Alty

Found a site that shows some beautiful sites of Chicago, I thought that you may like to see the city that I live very near to.

The one that shows the Ferris Wheel on Navy Pier. I lived in the Lake Point Tower which is off to the left of that picture. It is out of view...

Chicago Will Pearson: Panoramic Photographer London (http://www.willpearson.co.uk/stock/gallery/chicago/)

I love the picture entitled "promenade" that's my sort of place.

Beautiful pics Stringer, thanks for sharing them.

Now go to bed! ;)

Hi Alty and Stringer!

I'm doing an essay on moral education and I need examples of films, discussions, seminars that help in educating people about morality. Any ideas? (if you don't mind and can spare some time, that is)

What about TV shows Unky?

I always found "Little House on the Prairie" to be a great example about teaching morality.

I'd have to think about it some more to come up with other examples. I'll try to post some tomorrow. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head. :)

It's a canadian show I presume?

Yes, anything from the media (my present paragraph is how media can teach morality)

EDIT: I googled, 'american' term is perhaps better suited.

It's a canadian show I presume?

Yes, anything from the media (my present paragraph is how media can teach morality)

EDIT: I googled, 'american' term is perhaps better suited.

No, it wasn't a Canadian show.

It's no longer in syndication though. Do you need something that's current?

Well, it was okay, thanks! :)

I'm done with that paragraph, now onto the next, about sports and morality. I'm talking about how sport teaches young people values... and I guess I'll find examples quite easily here.

Ok, my other paragraphs in my planning:
environmental ethics (how to improve)
religion (as a tool to improve morality)
cultural values (same thing)
role modelling of popular people (the 'greats' like M Gandhi, M Theresa, A. Lincoln, A. Einstein, etc)

I think I'm okay in finding examples in each of them. It was only about media that I had a little problem... nowadays, we don't find much as good examples, we have more violence (action) films. I hesitate with cartoons though

Thanks again! :)

Send me some snow. I know that in the North hemisphere, you're having one of the coldest winters from the past 10 years, and here, one of the hottest summers since long ago. :(

::throws snow ball in Unky's direction::

Duck! :)

Dodged it! :)

Oops, it melted before even hitting the ground :o :eek:

That's not fair!

Ahh! It's time for me to go. It's getting late and I have to get up early to take the kids to school and get some work done around the house.

I'll try and come up with a few more media examples Unky. Remind me tomorrow because I'm old and I forget things easily. ;)

Night.

Night! It's OK! The example you gave was ample, no need to overdo yourself for me :)

Have a good sleep Alty! :)

What about TV shows Unky?

I always found "Little House on the Prairie" to be a great example about teaching morality.

I'd have to think about it some more to come up with other examples. I'll try to post some tomorrow. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head. :)

And another TV show Unky was the 'The Waltons', 1972, an excellent example of family values and lessons learned,

Still up Stringer! :eek:

I'm now on role modelling. After that, I'll have religion and then conclusion. Phew, then another essay, this time I'll do the one on marriage.

Still up Stringer!? :eek:

I'm now on role modelling. After that, I'll have religion and then conclusion. Phew, then another essay, this time I'll do the one on marriage.

HI Unky, you should be able to find role models in education, sports (not Tiger Woods though), science, philosophers...

Marriage, well there is always Marta... :)

Yes, you'll be my interviewees ;)

Ok, my sister is claiming the computer. See you in about 8 hours time! :)

Good Morning everbody. Can someone please help me out and give me a greenie on one of my posts? A somewhat new person gave me a reddie and called me stupid. The OP asked for ways to tell a guy no and I simply suggested a few ways. I would give that person a reddie back but I don't want to stoop that low. Here is the thread and you can read it. If it looks like a deserved a reddie then so be it and everyone who looks at it can give me one because I deserved it.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/how-say-no-guy-without-hurting-him-432053.html

Balanced! :)

I prefer to keep away from those types of forums... because if someone doesn't agree with how I might think, well, I'm going to get reddies before I understand what's happening to me :eek: :p

Thanks a lot unky. I appreciate it. I was just making a suggestion.

I'm now on my next essay, marriage. The question is 'What are the causes of divorce? Provide appropriate solutions'

The causes I came up with:
Absence of trust/Infidelity
Domestic Violence
'Empty shell marriage'
Lack of physical contact
Less social stigma (I'm not sure how stigma arises when you get divorced :confused:)
Pressures from in-laws
Economic freedom
Education-one knows one's rights
Incompatibility
'Erreur sur la personne' (the person didn't know the partner well enough)
Erosion of moral values - Religious provisions (don't quite understand this one either)
Laws simplified (does that mean divorce procedures are simpler?)

Ok, I've not started yet. I won't add things I'm not sure about and the only things I really need are examples and the solutions. I know you guys know a lot of stuff about those ;).

Alty, I finished my other essay on moral education :)

Hey Bear, I know how much you like snow my friend... this is what we received today... as you can see it is still snowing. Sorry about the last one, you will have to turn your head to the left :(

The first two are from our patio in the back and the last one was taken a few minutes ago out my front door.

Stringer

It all seems so smooth :)!

Hi Stringer! :)

I'm now on my next essay, marriage. The question is 'What are the causes of divorce? Provide appropriate solutions'

The causes I came up with:
Absence of trust/Infidelity
Domestic Violence
'Empty shell marriage'
Lack of physical contact
Less social stigma (I'm not sure how stigma arises when you get divorced :confused:)
Pressures from in-laws
Economic freedom
Education-one knows one's rights
Incompatibility
'Erreur sur la personne' (the person didn't know the partner well enough)
Erosion of moral values - Religious provisions (don't quite understand this one either)
Laws simplified (does that mean divorce procedures are simpler?)

Ok, I've not started yet. I won't add things I'm not sure about and the only things I really need are examples and the solutions. I know you guys know a lot of stuff about those ;).

Alty, I finished my other essay on moral education :)

Control

Lying

Financial problems

Mistrust (I think that you covered this one)

Lack of 'growth'

'Energy' in the marriage

Lack of attention to each other

Laziness

Just off the top of my head Unky.

Stringer

It all seems so smooth :)!

Hi Stringer! :)

Hi Unky, I am off to bed now... later...

Darnit, I can't greenie you Stringer. :(

I agree, those are a few of the major ones.

Studies have shown that most marriages end either because of money or because of sex. That's either lack of sex or sex with someone else.

Thanks!

I now need the solutions to those problems. I know, and have seen that most of the time, counselling is the way to go. Being honest in most occasions is the solution. Are there more?

Night Stringer :)!

I agree Alty... I don't want or need those problems... that's why I am saying g'night my friend... time for bed... :)

Thanks!

I now need the solutions to those problems. I know, and have seen that most of the time, counselling is the way to go. Being honest in most occasions is the solution. Are there more?

TCB Unky... (Always) Take Care of 'Business', another is loss of love as a result of a lot of the other things.

Pay attention to the little things.

Thanks!

I now need the solutions to those problems. I know, and have seen that most of the time, counselling is the way to go. Being honest in most occasions is the solution. Are there more?

When it comes to money problems there are group counseling places and people that will come to your home, help you balance your cheque book, take a look at what you're spending, what you're bringing in and helping you to cut back so that you're not always living pay cheque to pay cheque.

As for sex. If there is a lack of sex in the relationship then counseling is a definite must, in my opinion. No sex is usually an indicator of a larger problem. Deal with that problem and things resume to normal.

Infidelity is very common. Usually the unfaithful partner is stepping outside the marriage because their needs aren't being fulfilled at home. There's usually a lack of communication, and the person feels like they have nowhere to turn. Sex outside the marriage usually doesn't have as much to do with physical need as it has to do with emotional need. Counseling is a definite must if they want the relationship to be saved.

I agree Alty...I don't want or need those problems...that's why I am saying g'night my friend.....time for bed....:)

LOL! Go love your wife Stringer. You're a lucky man. :)

Night Stringer.

TCB Unky...(Always) Take Care of 'Business', another is loss of love as a result of a lot of the other things.

Pay attention to the little things.

Sure will do my friend. I already mentioned those, so that you don't have to look for more :). You know however, how to overcome those problems, which I don't. :(

When it comes to money problems there are group counseling places and people that will come to your home, help you balance your cheque book, take a look at what you're spending, what you're bringing in and helping you to cut back so that you're not always living pay cheque to pay cheque.

As for sex. If there is a lack of sex in the relationship then counseling is a definite must, in my opinion. No sex is usually an indicator of a larger problem. Deal with that problem and things resume to normal.

Infidelity is very common. Usually the unfaithful partner is stepping outside the marriage because their needs aren't being fulfilled at home. There's usually a lack of communication, and the person feels like they have nowhere to turn. Sex outside the marriage usually doesn't have as much to do with physical need as it has to do with emotional need. Counseling is a definite must if they want the relationship to be saved.

Thank you for your input:)

Thank you for your input:)

No problem Unky. Ask away, if I have an answer I'll give it to you. :)

Ok, better get started with the essay then :)

Let me know how it goes. I love essays, that was always my favorite part of school. Maybe because I always did really well on them. ;)

That and art.

I almost miss school. :(

Ok, finished with the introduction. Now, the first paragraph. With what should I start ? Hmm...

Incompatibility/immaturity seem to get along in the same paragraph

I like it.

I'd love to read it when you're done. :)

:eek: That makes 8 body paragraphs (I hope that will amount up to that) and the introduction and the conclusion! I'll take some time, for sure. I'll try my best to finish and send it to you via email.

Ok, where was I? Ah, the most frequent cause of divorce is immaturity in between the couple. Wait, that should be in my copybook :eek:

LOL! I miss this!

I wish I could write it for you Unky, but that would be against the rules. ;)

Ok, first two paragraphs complete. On to the next, lack of physical contact/laziness/energy in marriage.

Ok, now, 5th paragraph, domestic violence.

Currently on the last (8th) paragraph...

I'm getting a little trouble on supporting the fact that counselling saves marriages. I googled, and keep getting sites saying that only 10-12% of marriages are saved :eek:

Ok, I put 80% even though I'm not sure if that's true...

Finished the thing! :D

It depends on the counseling, the counselor, it also depends on what the couple is going into counseling for.

Most couples that go to counseling to get help with dealing with an extramarital affair sadly do not make it. It's a hard thing to accept. It's a hard thing to get over.

As for counseling for financial issues, I don't know the percentage of success but I would guess that it's a lot higher then 10 - 12%.

Sorry Unky, I don't have the stats at my fingertips and you've already googled so that obviously won't help. :(

Anyway, you were of great help !:) Thank you!

I guess those are some sort of advertisements that try to deter people from going to counsellors.

Oh, does it exist, a place where couples are allowed to stay together in a home to get to know each other better before getting married? I seem to have heard of that, but I'm not sure...

I've never heard of that Unky.

I know that there is marriage counseling for couples planning to get married. A lot of churches offer it. R and I had to go through some classes at the church before we got married. With R's wise arse remarks I'm surprised that the Pastor didn't kick us out. ;)

I have to get to bed, it's getting late and I have a very full day planned tomorrow, lots to do.

I'm glad that I helped at least a little bit.

Good night Unky. :)

Night Alty! Sweet dreams with hubby :)

Ok, I put 80% even though I'm not sure if that's true...

Finished the thing! :D

You don't have to support your statements with a reference?

Hi.

I'm here but you guys are probably sleeping!

You don't have to support your statements with a reference?

Well, no reference required. It's a basic essay. You are given a title, you only need to develop. Then, it is good, my teacher says to support my ideas with concrete examples. I'm trying my best to find some, but it's not that easy at times for certain topics.

Like for example, if I had an essay on advantages and disadvantages of an extended family. Of course, there are arguments, but the examples? Perhaps I can take the royal family of England, and then, I need different examples to support each idea. It's a real pain to do that... :(

Good moring people.
Is there someone out here??

Hey Sunny! :)

Hey unky. How is it going? Are you done your essay I was just reading about? Sounds interesting.

Yes, I 'm done with it. Four more to go for next Friday, pfft!

Wow. Your work load seems so much heavier then what I ever had to do. I don't even remember it being that much in college.

The worse project I have had was I had to create a company and write out this big thing. I had to explain what it was and why I felt the need for it in the economy. I had to do a report on the money end of it like my cost and expenses and assets and all of it. Just every detail. Then I had to get up in front of the class to try and sell it. Uuggghhhh it was such a long process and so much research and I hated it.

Well, that's because I 'build up' work :o

I had the robot project, then the MUN conference, then examinations (by the way, those essays are work for tuition). I don't like to have given less work than I should have done. The teacher doesn't mind much about it, he will just put 'quite regular' instead of 'regular' a card he uses to keep record of the payments. I just feel I have to do those... even if I don't want to.

You're a good student for sure.

I am sure your enjoying that tropical weather. Its snowing here again... sigh But its beautiful.

It's not snowing here... it's making too hot! I can swear I'm sweating at least about 1 litre of water each night!

I asked Alty to send some snow, but it melted before coming here. :(

We've got plenty of snow here too unky, not sure if you saw that satellite view of the UK and it was completely white, its brilliant :D

http://www.anglotopia.net/anglophilia/amazing-satellite-picture-of-the-island-of-great-britain-covered-in-snow/

Hey bear.
Do you normally get snow? I don't know if that's a stupid question or not. What's your weather normally like?

Hi sunny
No we hardly ever get snow, and even if we do its usually gone within the same day, just some light snow that doesn't stick, we haven't had snow like this in a long long time

Hey Bear! :)

According to BBC, it's the coldest winter you're having for the past 10 years... And I'm sure it's the hottest summer we're having here for the past 10 years...

I have noticed the weather every place has been wacky this year. Funny.

Hi unky, yes it is, our grit supplies are running low so the councils are only gritting where necessary and apparently our gas supplies are running dangerously low as well.

Driving at the moment is very dangerous, and I've got to make my journey back to the midlands soon and there's more snow on the way :)

Oh, yeah, BBC also showed how driving was difficult. They showed a small car going round a corner at about 10 km/h and it skidded. It skidded despite the low speed... oh and an elderly woman who slipped because of the frozen road. They said that there were even some people trapped in their homes during the festivities...

Must be the climate change issue...

Agreed but I'm not complaining... yet :)

Its funny to see you talking like that. As we would say here "Welcome to the north country" That's what we call the area I live in. Its like that all winter. You just get used to it. Snow covered roads and people are drive 50 mph down them.

Talking like what? Do you mean when I mentioned the midlands? because I'm originally from the north west :)

Sorry if I'm over enthusiastic about snow :o

For the most part our weather here in southeastern Ontario has been pretty good. Temps have been -10c most days, although today we are enjoying -8c !
Some snow and slippeery driving conditions. A tractor trailer carrying a load of steel pipes jacknifed across the 40l (6 lane hwy at this point) not causing much damage and no one was seriously injured, thank god. This stretch of our highway going east to Montreal and west to Toronto is not the best in snowy weather.

The good news is, our days are getting a little longer, more daylight is what I mean, and cross country skiing is excellent right now.

Tick

talking like what? do you mean when i mentioned the midlands?, because im originally from the north west :)

sorry if im over enthusiastic about snow :o

Just talking about the weather and how its different for all of us. We get tons of snow so the driving and people slipping and stuff is an every day thing here. But when the mid-summer heat comes unky is used to that so he will find humor in us talking.

For the most part our weather here in southeastern Ontario has been pretty good. Temps have been -10c most days, although today we are enjoying -8c !
Some snow and slippeery driving conditions. A tractor trailer carrying a load of steel pipes jacknifed across the 40l (6 lane hwy at this point) not causing much damage and no one was seriously injured, thank god. This stretch of our highway going east to Montreal and west to Toronto is not the best in snowy weather.

The good news is, our days are getting a little longer, more daylight is what I mean, and cross country skiing is excellent right now.

tick

Hey tick. I noticed the days getting longer also. I am liking that.

We've been getting into the -10's but only at night

I heard it got near -30'c in some places in canada

Just talking about the weather and how its differant for all of us. We get tons of snow so the driving and people slipping and stuff is an every day thing here. But when the mid-summer heat comes unky is used to that so he will find humor in us talking.

Yeah I see what you mean, your used to the cold and frosty weather, so when I talk about the weather here, it doesn't seem that strange to you :)

yeah i see what you mean, your used to the cold and frosty weather, so when i talk about the weather here, it doesn't seem that strange to you :)

Yes exactly. We all have our norms so its fun to hear what each other experiences.

Yes exactly. We all have our norms so its fun to hear what each other experiences.

Well if you ever start complaining about how its cloudy and gray and drizzels a lot you'll know what the weather here is like a lot of the time :)

Facebook is super ticking me off today. It seems super slow and I am getting annoyed. Maybe its just me. Shouldn't I be working at work?

I thought you were working?

All that lazing about on the computer takes effort :D

I am working. I have managed to get some invoices out to the mailbox. Jeez its Friday after all. Who works on fridays?

Hmm it is Friday, who knew :)

Well I guess your all right then, keep up the good work :)

OH thanks bear.
Sadly the past couple days I have been doing a new resume to. Yes at work. I can focus so much better here. But to bad its to leave here. Haha

OK now I am running out to lunch. I will catch you in a bit. Have a good one.

Be bad and be dirty.

Later sunny, have a good one :)

Bye Sunny! :) Have a good lunch!

Yo ho ho with a bottle of rum? Well I'd go for coffee right now I am super tired.

Hi muddy

Hey there, ho there. Yes ho there.

Can't you see her? She is clearly right there...

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/t/F/sp812_Stupid_Spoiled_Whore_Video_Playset.jpg

Lo there

Yeah I see her, saw what happened to her as well :D

Is that supposed to be Paris Hilton?

What happened to her? Other then the usual. ;)

Is that supposed to be Paris Hilton?

What happened to her? Other then the usual. ;)

Yes it is

And I can't say, children might be reading

Ok Alty, just sent the mail as requested by you!

Be warned, I do not master the english language very well :o

Ok Alty, just sent the mail as requested by you!

Be warned, I do not master the english language very well :o

I read it Unky. You did a great job, very well written.

Your grasp of English is very good. You get better every day. :)

yes it is

and i can't say, children might be reading

Did she do something with her dog? Is that why he/she is in the picture? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Maybe it's better if I don't know. ;)

Lol, you're making me blush :o

Did she do something with her dog?! Is that why he/she is in the picture?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Maybe it's better if I don't know. ;)

Yea its probably better that way :)

Morning everyone.

Bear, I posted dome snow pics for you... here.

Did she do something with her dog?! Is that why he/she is in the picture?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Maybe it's better if I don't know. ;)

Nope it was with a donkey.

Donkey sex is apparently the hot topic on my side of the world.

Hey Stinger! :)

Wait... I forgot Muddy :eek: Hi Muddy! Sorry, I was typing something really long and I forgot to say hi to you.

Nope it was with a donkey.

Donkey sex is apparently the hot topic on my side of the world.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

That poor donkey.

Hi Stringer. :)

Haha...

Oh it's okay you don't need to say hi to lil' ole me...

: looks down at the ground, kicks a rock, shrugs shoulders :

Nope it was with a donkey.

Donkey sex is apparently the hot topic on my side of the world.

What! They actually made it real?

The first time I heard of sex with donkey was in Dr. House.

Eww... poor poor donkey... :(

Hi stringer, you promised me snow :(

haha ...

oh it's okay you don't need to say hi to lil' ole me.....

: looks down at the ground, kicks a rock, shrugs shoulders :

This 'lil' ole you' is a great member of the site. How can I not need to say hi? :)

What!? They actually made it real?

The first time I heard of sex with donkey was in Dr. House.

Eww... poor poor donkey... :(

haha yes people have sex with animals. It's unfortunate... for the animals.

It's more like a retarded expression here like "go screw a donkey" "last night I met up with this guy and we had wild donkey sex" "let's make donkey sex" "do you want to donk my donker?"

Okay I made the last one up.

haha yes people have sex with animals. It's unfortunate... for the animals.

It's more like a retarded expression here like "go screw a donkey" "last night I met up with this guy and we had wild donkey sex" "let's make donkey sex" "do you want to donk my donker?"

Okay I made the last one up.

It's a little worrying how you seem to know so much about this topic

its a little worrying how you seem to know so much about this topic

Obviously it's because of all the wild donkey sex I have.

http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/85/6b97adcc-2064-11de-9580-001ec929e6c4.jpg

Now that looks crazy...

But this is crazier:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1223477281_b0010f4b17.jpg

I hate how giraffes are always trying to rape you.

its a little worrying how you seem to know so much about this topic

I was going to say that. :eek:

Was not expecting pictures :eek:

was not expecting pictures :eek:

Neither was I :eek:

Leaving for a while guys and gals,

I wants a chippie tea :D

Take care :)

was not expecting pictures :eek:

What can I say..

I'm baaaccckkkk

Bye Bear! :)

Hi.

See you Bear, did you take a look?

leaving for a while guys and gals,

i wants a chippie tea :D

take care :)

Later Bear.

I hope you can get those pictures out of your head. They're permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

I'm never going to the zoo again. :(

I also have to run for a bit, crap to do, people to kill, you know, the usual.

Be good guys.

Muddy, remember, Unky is only 17. Behave yourself. ;)

I need to go too. Bye Alty, Stringer and Muddy :)

Later Bear.

I hope you can get those pictures out of your head. They're permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

I'm never going to the zoo again. :(

I also have to run for a bit, crap to do, people to kill, you know, the usual.

Be good guys.

Muddy, remember, Unky is only 17. Behave yourself. ;)

Right... ;)

You go have murdering.

I have to go too. Not to murder though. Donkey sex business stuff.

Bye Unky.

Oh, and bye Stringer and Muddy.

I already said bye to Bear.

Did I miss anyone?

Bye everyone! There, I've got it covered. ;)

See you all later.

Hi.

See ya Bear, did you take a look?

Sorry stringer, I couldn't see where you meant 'here' in your last post, and I wasn't sure if you meant to direct me anywhere :confused:

Friday night,time for a beer,been off the smokes since new years eve...

Lets pump it up.

friday night,time for a beer,been off the smokes since new years eve....

lets pump it up.

Niccee!

I want to pump it up tonight.

I got to this thread a little too late it seems... :(

It's okay I am going to open a new on and you can come any time and shake that little mouse butt anytime you want.

Perhaps I wasn't invited to this one because I'm not Canadian, eh?

Perhaps I wasn't invited to this one because I'm not Canadian, eh?

Ah don't say that,I'm passing out beers hand over fist,here,knock yourself out... take two.

Are they Killian's Irish Red by chance? I love those!

Are they Killian's Irish Red by chance? I love those!

Sure... of course they are.. :rolleyes:

Hi red
Hi NM

Long time no speak, how are you :)

hi red
hi NM

long time no speak, how are you :)

Me or nm?

Hey anyway.. wanna beer.

There killian red, but taste a lot like budweiser,and kind of have budweiser on the label too,but if you close your eyes,it will be killian red.

Both of you, haven't spoken to either of you in ages :)

Thanks for the beer

Cheers.

Weather is fairly bad here, just back to work on Tuesday and the place has been closed due to the bad weather since.

Can't drive and go the work,school closed,I'm going a little stir crazy.

Hey Bear, how you been? It has been a long time.

cheers.

weather is fairly bad here, just back to work on tuesday and the place has been closed due to the bad weather since.

cant drive and go the work,school closed,im going a little stir crazy.

I know, brilliant isn't it :D

Hey Bear, how ya been? It has been a long time.

Hi NM, I've been getting by, sort of :)

It has been a long time, how are you?

I'm good; it's a new year so hopefully I can breathe again. Things got pretty wild and wooly for a while but the storm is over. :)

Hi, all. :)

NM, did you get anything out the Winter Weather?

Red, we were supposed to get at very least a dusting, but nature had fun with the meteorologists and we got nothing. Made my daughter happy. She didn't want to miss any school today. They started Midterms.

Oh gosh no Cat, we didn't get a thing! They'd salted the roads and I didn't see 1 flake! That's fine with me though because I hate wintry weather. Everything shuts down and then of course here in Carolina we get that awful melt-refreeze-melt-refreeze cycle that seems to last for weeks. Bah.

Did y'all get anything down your way?

Hi, all. :)

NM, did you get anything out the Winter Weather?

Red, we were supposed to get at very least a dusting, but nature had fun with the meteorologists and we got nothing. Made my daughter happy. She didn't want to miss any school today. They started Midterms.

It looks like another 10 days of bad weather here, I hate driving in ice weather,I had a bad skid last week, frightend the bejeebers out of me..

I started to skid and automatically pressed the brake,the next thing out of my mouth was 'oh crap'...

Congrats on 2000 posts Red... you've been a busy little bee since April. :)

Me on the other hand...

I'm good; it's a new year so hopefully I can breathe again. Things got pretty wild and wooly for a while but the storm is over. :)

Well that's good to hear, new year new start :)


it looks like another 10 days of bad weather here, i hate driving in ice weather,i had a bad skid last week, frightend the bejeebers out of me..

i started to skid and automatically pressed the brake,the next thing out of my mouth was 'oh crap'...

Fun times :rolleyes:

Hi Cat :)

Congrats on 2000 posts Red... you've been a busy little bee since April. :)

Me on the other hand...

I'm afraid I'm deep in my addiction,

Thank you.

it looks like another 10 days of bad weather here, i hate driving in ice weather,i had a bad skid last week, frightend the bejeebers out of me..

i started to skid and automatically pressed the brake,the next thing out of my mouth was 'oh crap'...

Just, be careful. :)

NM, we got absolutely nothing. :)

Hi, Bear. :)

Just, be careful. :)

NM, we got absolutely nothing. :)

Hi, Bear. :)

No fear there cat,I'm a big chicken when it comes to driving on icy roads..

As an aside,there was a young man (18) in the next town,slipped on the pavement,cracked his skull,died two days later...

The a&e departmant here is out to the washers with falls and sprains.

Same here red, have they started rationing grit yet in your area?

I hope you don't have to drive much, especially with the weather like this

same here red, have they started rationing grit yet in your area?

i hope you dont have to drive much, especially with the weather like this

Rationing grit! There's a bloody war on with the county councils,there was NO grit for a few days,and when it came they only did the main roads,not the smaller roads or paths which were deadly..

The army offered help to get to old people and people stranded but they were told no thanks.. its a joke really.

I know, it's the same here, although the main roads are barely passable it doesn't look like they've gritted anywhere

I don't blame you being scared of ice, I've driven in ice storms where the roads had 1-2" of solid ice. I've driven when LONG double-decker bridges on interstaes were iced over and I've driven where the bridge in front of you was iced and the roads were clear. I made it. The car behind me panicked and ended up crashed into the bridge.

I was about 17" and slipped on a patcch of ice on a curve, It was tough re-gaining control of the car. FUN. Learned lesson early. Now it doesn't bother me.

Cop told me to get off the road and I found him on a snowbank hen I returned.

I guy did donuts in front of a donut shop. About 4 of us avoided him. Then one idiot hit every one of us. There were no cops in the donut shop, so when we called, they said why don't you come to us which was maybe a mile down the road.

I don't mind it any more. Deep mud is MUCH more difficult to get out of. Trust me!

Hi! I'm here.

I'm drinking Pepsi.

It's good.

Fair play for keeping your head,I think I would have just cried.

Thankfully the winters here are mostly just lashing rain,this is the worse freeze we have had in 15 years or more.. people just don't know how to deal with it.

Hi! I'm here.

I'm drinking Pepsi.

It's good.

Is there a vodka in that pepsi?

is there a vodka in that pepsi?

Sweet baby Jesus do I wish there was.

Tonight is an extremely boring night for me.

Sigh


Help me.

Sweet baby Jesus do I wish there was.

Tonight is an extremely boring night for me.

sigh


Help me.

Why so sad muddy?

Its Friday night,how come your not out on the tiles?

It does sound like fun KISS, I haven't been out in the snow and ice in my car, because of my age my car insurance is high, and if I crash its only going to get higher, which I can't really afford :o

Hi muddy

I'm drinking pepsi too

Its slightly flat :(

Ah hell, is everyone on the wagon!

Please tell me your at least typing in your underwear!

why so sad muddy?

its friday night,how come your not out on the tiles?

Ah well seems as though I'm being drug out and taken to the hills to go tobogganing. Whoot whoot.

This is going to be fun.

Tootles guys.

ah hell, is everyone on the wagon!

please tell me your at least typing in your underwear!

Underwear? :o

ah hell, is everyone on the wagon!

please tell me your at least typing in your underwear!

Oh there's something going on in my underwear... but it's not typing:eek:

Ah well seems as though I'm being drug out and taken to the hills to go tobogganing. Whoot whoot.

This is going to be fun.

Tootles guys.

Have fun, Muddy. :)

Have fun muddy...

Underwear cat,underwear!

If you could please, pray for my grandmother, she is very sick right now. I posted a thread for prayers.

Here it is.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/active-members/grandmother-very-sick-needs-prayers-433153.html#post2166723

I'm very worried for her.

Underwear? :o

LMAO! That's what I was going to say.

I am wearing socks though, my feet are cold. :)

Hidee hoe people. I am back. I crashed into others alas I am alive.

Hidee hoe people. I am back. I crashed into others alas I am alive.

Hi, Muddy. Are they?

Hi, Muddy. Are they?

Yeah I crashed into some sturdy boys. It was funny. Because the hill was way high and I was screaming from the top to the bottom hahah I wasn't scared but then again I was. The crashing part hurts but it's so darn funny!

Muddy, you wanted to start the next thread, it's getting close, not much room left on this one.

Yay!!

Thanks for the opportunity miss alty :)

Yay!!!!

Thanks for the opportunity miss alty :)

No problem.

I usually start it because I'm here when it ends and no one else wants to. I'm more then happy to pass the torch. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/garden-food-alcohol-friends-what-more-could-we-433166.html#post2166796

Here it is.

:)

HEY THis thread isn't over.

Let's start a story.

There was this guy, his name was Kris and he liked to _____________

hEY THis thread isn't over.

Let's start a story.

There was this guy, his name was Kris and he liked to ___Hula hoop__________

... naked

....naked

... and one day while Kris was hula hooping naked he accidentally fell and broke his penis.

.... and one day while Kris was hula hooping naked he accidently fell and broke his penis.

'cause he quickly realized it couldn't be used as a kick stand.

'cause he quickly realized it couldnt be used as a kick stand.

HAAAAA!!

Then tiger woods came into the room and said "need a hand?" and picked him up and they nakedly walked to the ___________

HAAAAA!!!

Then tiger woods came into the room and said "need a hand?" and picked him up and they nakedly walked to the ___________

Greens for a round of ball

greens for a round of ball

He had blue balls but after a few round they went back to normal.

Kris and Tiger decided to end the night with a movie, the went back to Tiger's place to watch _________

First hole... :rolleyes:

But it ended rather quickly. Then they shared a smoke.

After the smoke was done... "Kris why are you ________ me?"

but it ended rather quickly. Then they shared a smoke.

Tiger being the bad boy he rolled a joint. Kris was not at all pleased with this. So he left off to meet with none the less...
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/01/svGIBSON_narrowweb__300x401,0.jpg

After the smoke was done ....."Kris why are you ________ me?"

"Kris why are you leaving me for Mel" Tiger cried.
"I have women, lots of women..."

"Kris why are you leaving me for Mel" Tiger cried.
"I have women, lots of women..."

Haha Tiger was so upset he crashed his car.

:eek:

Crap!
Lets pretend it didn't happen. I have money... they won't ask.

Now where is that___?

Crap!
Lets pretend it didnt happen. I have money...they wont ask.

Now where is that___?

Now where is that fleshlight?

And there it was underneath a giant ________

Tortoise? :o

Nice Unk

Now where is that fleshlight?

And there it was underneath a giant ________

A giant what? :confused: I can't stand the suspense! :eek:

tortoise? :o

Oops! I missed that, Unky!

Hi Muddy! How was the tobogganing? :)

Hey Clough! :)

I'm sure that everyone knows, that the countdown to the end of this thread is here! :eek:

Yes, 2 posts left! :)

I got here just in time to say good night! :)

See you on Muddy's thread...

Hey NM! :)

Ok

THREAD CLOSED