Okay, I have a new stove, it's pretty, it's shiny. I am totally willing to have an AMHD turkey fest at my house.

This Saturday. You're all invited.

Be there or be square. ;)

So your saying you guys would've flown all over the world to come see me :D [or eat the food ;)]

I'll have another on in Jan. you can come then :D

You're in Canada, so am I. I can just drive. ;)

So your saying you guys would've flown all over the world to come see me :D [or eat the food ;)]

I'll have another on in Jan. you can come then :D

Yes to seeing you and eating the food...

I'll be waiting for the invite...

Yes to seeing you and eating the food...

I'll be waiting for the invite...

We just got the invite.

Pick me up on the way there, we can go together. ;)

We just got the invite.

Pick me up on the way there, we can go together. ;)

Done... got lots of space in my private jet... so let me know if anyone else wants a lift...

Done... got lots of space in my private jet... so let me know if anyone else wants a lift...

Private jet?

Blacky, marry me! I'll be a good.. ish wife. One thing you can be certain of, you'll get lots of great sex.

Wait... darnit... wrong thread. :(

My bad. :o

Private jet?

Blacky, marry me! I'll be a good..ish wife. One thing you can be certain of, you'll get lots of great sex.

Wait...darnit...wrong thread. :(

My bad. :o

Lol! You should have told me this last year... I'm already married... Lol! But the mistress position is always open... Lol!

I'm sure there are quite a few mistresses in Canadia...

Lol! You should have told me this last year... I'm already married... Lol! But the mistress position is always open... Lol!

I'm sure there are quite a few mistresses in Canadia...

Mistress? I will settle for nothing less then the number one position!

This is me you're talking to Blacky dear. ;)

Wait... does the mistress get all the sex, all the presents but doesn't have to cook, clean or any other domestic crap?

Sign me up. :)

Where's Canadia?

Do you play Golf Blacky :rolleyes:

Mistress? I will settle for nothing less then the number one position!

This is me you're talking to Blacky dear. ;)

Wait...does the mistress get all the sex, all the presents but doesn't have to cook, clean or any other domestic crap?

Sign me up. :)

Where's Canadia?

Haha... that's pretty much the position description there Alty... but if its not good enough for you, I understand... ;)

And Canadia is above the US of A... Duh...

Do you play Golf Blacky :rolleyes:

A little... I got some lessons from Mr Brightside... ;)

A little... I got some lessons from Mr Brightside... ;)

Go Tiger ;)

go tiger ;)

Kc?

Haha... thats pretty much the position description there Alty... but if its not good enough for you, I understand... ;)

And Canadia is above the US of A... Duh...

It's Canada Blacky, not Canadia. ;)

Go Tiger ;)

LMAO! Tiger is a cheetah. ;)

Ok looks like I need to spell it out for you , which famous Golfer has just been caught with mistresses all over the world :cool:


LMAO! Tiger is a cheetah. ;)

LOL... Exactly ;)

kc?

Woods.

Come on people... I knew that... I've been following all that stuff..

Mr Brightside is Tiger's fake name... his alias...

And KCtiger could be Tiger... ;)

"Mr. Brightside" is a song performed by Las Vegas-based rock band The Killers

You guys lost me at the word "golf". ;)

"Mr. Brightside" is a song performed by Las Vegas-based rock band The Killers

Yes it is... and that's where Mr Woods got his name from... he would call Julie Postle, and if her boyfriend, Brian Kimbrough picked up, Woods would use the alias "Mr Brightside"... :)

You guys lost me at the word "golf". ;)

This may help you Alty ;)

Rules for Bedroom Golf





1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club
And two balls.


2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.


3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep
The balls out of the hole.


4. For most effective play, the club should be a firm shaft. Course
Owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.


5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
Damage to the hole.


6. The object of this game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
The course owner is satisfied that the play is complete.
Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the
Course again.


7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
Arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
Admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.


8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or
Are playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course
Owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.


9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.


10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been scheduled,
Particularly when a new course is being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
Someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.




11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.
Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily
Under repair. Players are advised to find alternative means of play
When this is the case.


12. The course owner is responsible for the manicuring and pruning of any
Bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with
And approach to the hole.


13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
Attempting to play the back nine.


14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
Proceedat a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course
Owner's request.


15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the
Same hole several times in one match.


16. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

I love it M!

I'm suddenly interested in golf. ;)

I love it M!

I'm suddenly interested in golf. ;)

Thought that might do the trick ;)

I'm here. I just want to say a quick hello.

I made a Christmas dinner yesterday.

Turkey
Mashed potatoes
Homemade gravy
French Yams
Homemade rolls
Cranberry sauce
Salad
Sweet potato
Apple pie

I invited my friends to come on over and we had a good dinner.. I have a lot of left overs. They also brought a ton of goodies [cookies, fudge....]

mmmm I ate a bunch. I'm officially 100 lbs heavier. haha

Sounds terrific Mud, we are having about 10 people over tonight for mashed potatoes, gravy, ham on the bone, corn, apple and pumpkin pies, with very moist chocolate cake for desert...

And this Friday we are having a Christmas dinner at my business partner's home... uuuughhhhh.

Was that the sprinkler system she hit?

OMG! I'm not even that bad. ;)

How the h*ll can you throw a bowling ball up and through the ceiling and a pipe?

Sounds terrific Mud, we are having about 10 people over tonight for mashed potatoes, gravy, ham on the bone, corn, apple and pumpkin pies, with very moist chocolate cake for desert...

And this Friday we are having a Christmas dinner at my business partner's home...uuuughhhhh.

Ahem... my invite must have gotten lost in the mail. :(

How the h*ll can you throw a bowling ball up and through the ceiling and a pipe?

By coloring your hair blonde. ;)

Thought that might do the trick ;)

I just mowed the lawn on my golf course, anyone want to play? :D

I had to say it. It was there for the taking! :o

I just mowed the lawn on my golf course, anyone want to play? :D

I had to say it. It was there for the taking! :o

It's fun playing on slick greens :cool:

Mmmm... nothing better than a freshly mowed lawn... ;)

The razor was dull, and my husbands. He's no longer talking to me. ;)

It will grow back, and the wounds will heal.

Right? :eek:

Was it something I said?

Where did everyone go? :(

Nowhere, still here :)

nowhere, still here :)

It's my Bear.

Yes, mine. All mine. Back off everyone, he's mine and he bites, and claws! He is a Bear after all. :)

Hi Alty :o

This bear belongs to no one :)

And I don't claw, but I do bite though :D

Anyhoo how are you?

hi Alty :o

this bear belongs to no one :)

and i dont claw, but i do bite though :D

anyhoo how are you?

I'm fine Bear. How are you?

As for not belonging to anyone, well, we'll talk. ;)

Also, the clawing. Don't lie, I still have scratches down my back from when we... um... ooops... wrong thread. :o

So so, putting a smiling face on :)
I head home at the end of the week, that's going to be fun.

As for the clawing, yeah sorry about that, sometimes I get... well :o

so so, putting a smiling face on :)
i head home at the end of the week, thats gonna be fun.

as for the clawing, yeah sorry about that, sometimes i get.....well :o

You're not looking forward to going home, or you are? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. ;)

No worries about the clawing, I have ointment. I need some help putting it on though. ;)

You're not looking forward to going home, or you are? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. ;)

No worries about the clawing, I have ointment. I need some help putting it on though. ;)

Id say more tentative/hesitant really, but hey its christmas amongst other stuff so I kind of have to :)

Sure ill help you rub it in, it's the least I can do since I caused them, hey do you want a massage while I'm back there ;)

id say more tentative/hesitant really, but hey its christmas amongst other stuff so i kinda have to :)

sure ill help you rub it in, its the least i can do since i caused them, hey do you want a massage while im back there ;)

A massage would be nice.

Lower.

Lower.

A little bit lower.

Stop! Right there!

You're massaging my feet dirty boy. What were you thinking? ;)

Cheeks... well certain cheeks anyway

Yup, got me :D

cheeks........well certain cheeks anyway

yup, got me :D

Well, when you're done with the feet you can move to the cheeks. ;)

Well, when you're done with the feet you can move to the cheeks. ;)

Good ;)

So its getting rather close to christmas, have you sent your list off to santa :)

good ;)

so its getting rather close to christmas, have you sent your list off to santa :)

I'm on the naughty list Bear. All I'm getting is a whip, an a ball gag. ;)

Oops. :o

I haven't even started my shopping yet. It snuck up on me. Also, I've been working like crazy. Now that my job is over I can concentrate on shopping, but who wants to go out when it's -30C? :(

Bah humbug!

Sounds terrific Mud, we are having about 10 people over tonight for mashed potatoes, gravy, ham on the bone, corn, apple and pumpkin pies, with very moist chocolate cake for desert...

And this Friday we are having a Christmas dinner at my business partner's home...uuuughhhhh.

: drip drip :

Oh sorry

Wipes drool.

Lol the naughty list, I thought you might be ;)

Did you see that custom video from santa thing that muddy found, that had an option to say they were on the naughty list and then to tell them what they should have done, I sent one to my brother telling him that he should have shut up more, I'm a nice brother like that :D

Well get out the sled and huskies and mush! Your way to the local igloo-mart to get that shopping done, that's how you do your shopping right :)

I don't have any huskies. I have an old lab cross, a lazy border collie cross and a beagle that spends 5 seconds outside and then 1 hour shivering afterwards.

I need reindeer, or moose! ;)

I don't have any huskies. I have an old lab cross, a lazy border collie cross and a beagle that spends 5 seconds outside and then 1 hour shivering afterwards.

I need reindeer, or moose! ;)

I see your not denying that that's not the way you shop :D

Hi Muddy :)

lol the naughty list, i thought you might be ;)

did you see that custom video from santa thing that muddy found, that had an option to say they were on the naughty list and then to tell them what they should have done, i sent one to my brother telling him that he should have shut up more, im a nice brother like that :D

well get out the sled and huskies and mush! your way to the local igloo-mart to get that shopping done, thats how you do your shopping right :)

Haha I sent one to my brother in law. Told him to "listen to his wife more" and "stop watching so much tv".

Hahah!!

i see your not denying that thats not the way you shop :D

hi Muddy :)

Darnit.

I actually have a van. :)

Sad thing, it wouldn't start yesterday, not without a lot of help.

In fact, 1/2 our staff couldn't make it in, mainly because their cars wouldn't start.

Did you know that Alberta made the record for coldest place on the planet on Sunday? It was even colder then Siberia at -46C, not including windshield.

The funny thing. It's supposed to be 2C on Thursday.

This country is weird.

Oh, and hi Muddy! :)

Bonjour and bye bye.

You know how I am ;)

I come and go.

haha I sent one to my brother in law. Told him to "listen to his wife more" and "stop watching so much tv".

hahah!!!

It was classic, although when I tried to send it to him it didn't work so I just sent him the link myself, I thought it was brilliant when santa told him that he should have shut up every now and then :D

Oh, off already, cya later Muddy, have a good one :)

Bye Muddy. Be good. At least be better then me.

Wait... is that possible? ;)

I'm on the naughty list Bear. All I'm getting is a whip, an a ball gag. ;)

Oops. :o

I haven't even started my shopping yet. It snuck up on me. Also, I've been working like crazy. Now that my job is over I can concentrate on shopping, but who wants to go out when it's -30C? :(

Bah humbug!

No whip.

Bye Muddy. Be good. At least be better then me.

Wait...is that possible? ;)

[devious smile]

Darnit.

I actually have a van. :)

Sad thing, it wouldn't start yesterday, not without a lot of help.

In fact, 1/2 our staff couldn't make it in, mainly because their cars wouldn't start.

Did you know that Alberta made the record for coldest place on the planet on Sunday? It was even colder then Siberia at -46C, not including windshield.

The funny thing. It's supposed to be 2C on Thursday.

This country is weird.

Yes I'm sure you have other means of transport as well as the sled :)

Wow that is cold, I don't envy you there :o

Quick question, have you ever traveled by huskie draw sled? or something similar?

No whip.

:mad:

Mean man. :(

quick question, have you ever traveled by huskie draw sled? or something similar?

Actually, no.

I've been to a hay ride, horse drawn wagon type thing. It was cold, itchy and stinky.

Never even seen a dog sled, at least not in person.

[devious smile]

Stick with me kid, I'll teach you everything I know. :cool:

Actually, no.

I've been to a hay ride, horse drawn wagon type thing. It was cold, itchy and stinky.

Never even seen a dog sled, at least not in person.

Second quick question, have you ever been tempted to attach a sled to one of your dogs and have one of the kids be dragged round in it :)

Hi stringer :)

second quick question, have you ever been tempted to attach a sled to one of your dogs and have one of the kids be dragged round in it :)

hi stringer :)

Yes!

The dogs wouldn't co-operate though. They're the type that sit in the sled, not pull it. ;)

Yes!

The dogs wouldn't co-operate though. They're the type that sit in the sled, not pull it. ;)

Lol they were having none of it :D

Reet, I'm going to have to head off now, got to be up and prepared for uni tomorrow, thanks for chatting with me tonight, cya all later :)

Dammit... missed all the fun again... :(

Night Bear.

Blacky, the fun isn't over, yet. ;)

I'll be back in around an hour. It's bed time for the kids, that includes baths, jammies and a story. :)

Night Bear.

Blacky, the fun isn't over, yet. ;)

I'll be back in around an hour. It's bed time for the kids, that includes baths, jammies and a story. :)

That's cool Alty... enjoy... I'll be waiting... and hopefully you'll have a story for me.. once that involves a bath and jammies too... ;)

Thats cool Alty... enjoy... I'll be waiting... and hopefully you'll have a story for me.. once that involves a bath and jammies too... ;)

I don't wear jammies.

Just saying. ;)

Back in an hour.

Thats cool Alty... enjoy... I'll be waiting... and hopefully you'll have a story for me.. once that involves a bath and jammies too... ;)

:eek:

What would your wife say?

:p

I don't wear jammies.

Just sayin. ;)

Back in an hour.

Cya Alty... :)

:eek:

What would your wife say?!

:p

Lol! Its OK... she isn't in Canadia... ;)

Lol! Its ok... she isn't in Canadia... ;)

She isn't in Canadia or Canada?
:p

She isn't in Canadia or Canada?
:p

Canadia = Canada = Canadia... get it? :cool:

Canadia = Canada = Canadia... get it? :cool:

I guess, but you could make it Canadian.

Haha can I call you an Australi-alien? :)

I guess, but you could make it Canadian.

Haha can I call you an Australi-alien? :)

Sure... :)

VY... Phone home...

Sure... :)

VY... Phone home....

Haha It was the only suitable alliteration I could think of. :)

Haha It was the only suitable alliteration I could think of. :)

That's cool... I'm fine with it... but then M is Aussie too... he might get jealous...

M is called "Alty's hunky Aussie man". What does he have to be jealous about? ;)

M is called "Alty's hunky Aussie man". What does he have to be jealous about? ;)

:)... can't argue with that :D

M is called "Alty's hunky Aussie man". What does he have to be jealous about? ;)

And what am I Alty?

And what am I Alty?

I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy. :)

YouTube - Finding Nemo-Dory-Squishy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sMoXekY68E)

Don't know if you could squish me... Dory... Lol!

You are one lost fish...

Don't know if you could squish me..... Dory... Lol!

You are one lost fish...

I think it's cute.

Actually, you can't be my Squishy, Sneezy already is.

He got that title after he sent me this;

YouTube - Snuffle bunny song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrtNQluMU3c&feature=related)

Of course that was during the week that we had a bet that he couldn't be nice to me. He sent sweet sappy crap like this on a hourly basis. I almost killed him!

I finally begged him to stop. That was a long week. :(

So I'm back to being nothing.. :(

So I'm back to being nothing.. :(

Binky?

You can be Binky. :)

binky?

You can be binky. :)

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Yep BLACK (masculine)-----Binky..

Binky is cute.

Stop laughing you mean boys! :(

Binky is cute.

Stop laughing you mean boys! :(

When I hear that name I can't help but remember that old Alka Seltzer commercial 'What's the matter Binky?' Or was it 'Bibby?' not too sure... anyway...

Time to hit the sack... Alty, are you listening?

Are you telling me I have to go to bed Stringer?

But... but... I don't want to! :(

:: pout, pout, pout::

Are you telling me I have to go to bed Stringer?

But...but...I don't wanna! :(

:: pout, pout, pout::

Not quite, I was just saying... time for the wife to go to bed...

Not quite, I was just saying.......time for the wife to go to bed.........

Ah! So, I'll meet you in the place beside the stuff with the doohicky in 5 minutes?

You bring the blanket, I'll bring the wine.

Don't tell Binky. ;)

Ah! So, I'll meet you in the place beside the stuff with the doohicky in 5 minutes?

You bring the blanket, I'll bring the wine.

Don't tell Binky. ;)

Marta isn't into that... (sorry.) :)

Binky Binky Binky Binky Binky Binky Binky

Marta isn't into that......(sorry.) :)

Binky Binky Binky Binky Binky Binky Binky

Who invited Marta? ;)

R's on nights.

Sorry. :(

27457

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Good one M...

I'm going to bed... let me go!! :)

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Ahhh! Okay, Binky is out. Now I can't get the picture of the cute kitty out of my mind.

So what should I call Blacky?

I need a nickname for him.

Aussie boy? That sounds like a lame super hero. :(

Youngun? Na!

Stud muffin? That's cheesy.

I'm open to suggestions.

Good one M...

I'm going to bed....let me go!!!!!!! :)

Go to bed Stringer. That's an order. ;)

Night night. Say hi to Marta for me. :)

Go to bed Stringer. That's an order. ;)

Night night. Say hi to Marta for me. :)

K thanks, I will. :)

You're on the site late... hubby's on the night shift right??

K thanks, I will. :)

You're on the site late....hubby's on the night shift right????????

Yup. I'm waiting up for him. Sadly I think he's working over time.

Where's Fred? Oh Fred? :) ;)

Also, my last day of work was yesterday, so I have no where to go tomorrow, nothing to do. I'm a lady of leisure. This is not good. ;)

See you guys I got to go too , Beer time :)

Yup. I'm waiting up for him. Sadly I think he's working over time.

Where's Fred? Oh Fred?! :) ;)

Also, my last day of work was yesterday, so I have no where to go tomorrow, nothing to do. I'm a lady of leisure. This is not good. ;)

Queen = leisure

Night now, I really have to GOOOOOO !

See ya guys I gotta go too , Beer time :)

You're leaving me too?

So Stringer's going, Binky's gone and now M is leaving!

Is it my breath? :(

See ya guys I gotta go too , Beer time :)

Night M, go make one of those great beer commercials. :D:eek::rolleyes::)

All alone.

Sigh.

Waaa!! :(

I need to find some new boy toys. Ones that keep the same hours I do. ;)

Morning

Morning Adam! I would have replied to your question in mathematics... but I saw that mathwiz already answered it... and I thought he missed a number, because he posted the solutions for number 2, then 1, then 3, lol.

Hey guys, just back from town,got some really good bargains for presents... wreaked from bargain hunting, the difference is price from one shop to another, I brought a perfume for 60 euro, and I had priced it in a different shop for 75 euro...

I know it's a terrible thing to say,but some of the shops are closing down and I took full advantage.

Wow, 15 euro difference! That's much! Nice bargain ;)

That is some pretty good bargains Red. I still have to do all my shopping. Unky, it is OK that you didn't get to my question. I thought it was weird that he did it out of context but he still got through it. Haha. I am done with the testing now so I should be safe. Unless I fail and have to take it again.

hey guys, just back from town,got some really good bargains for presents....wreaked from bargain hunting, the differance is price from one shop to another, i brought a perfume for 60 euro, and i had priced it in a differant shop for 75 euro...

i know its a terrible thing to say,but some of the shops are closing down and i took full advantage.

Red - carnivourous hunter, preys on weak and injured shops, surveys the plains judging one shop to another and stikes when it is certain that it can take down its prey, and in this current climate, this red won't be going hungry ;)



Hi everyone, how's my Richard Attenborough impresssion :)

Thanks bear.

I had my friend with me, she uses a cane at 36 years of age, but she's as cranky as hell.. anyway the fight for car park spaces was hot and heavy, she jumped out of the car and stood in a free space, this guy was driving around and raced me the spot,got there before me... bugger, but did teresa move, no way!

He threatened to calls the cops,she said by the way your insurance disc is out of date,I'm sure they'd be interested... teresa 1... smart alick guy 0.

thanks bear.

i had my friend with me, she uses a cane at 36 years of age, but shes as cranky as hell..anyway the fight for car park spaces was hot and heavy, she jumped out of the car and and stood in a free space, this guy was driving around and raced me the the spot,got there before me...bugger, but did teresa move, no way!

he threatened to calls the cops,she said go ahead and by the way your insurance disc is out of date,im sure they'd be interested....teresa 1 ...smart alick guy 0.

Nice :D just the person to take with you to war... I mean christmas shopping :)

Wha is going on y'all?

Sup Adam... anyone?

Sup

Sup Bear... how's it going?

OK, how about yourself?

I'm doing good... another 6 and a half hours of work.. Damn

Oh well, could be worse

oh well, could be worse

Yeah... it could be 8 hours of work left... Lol!

Nah... tomorrow is the work Christmas party... so we'll see how that goes...

Not looking forward to it?

not looking forward to it?

Well... because of the GFC, things are really cut down now, so it's a little thing after work, drinks from 4pm-8pm sharp, cheap drinks and no partners allowed... just seems really cheap to me for a huge company like Thomson Reuters...

Just seems like all the fun has been sucked out of Christmas this yeah... :(

Does seem like a bit of a forced do'

SOOOO My dad is coming to visit the family here in MN from Hawaii on the 23rd. Not sure how I feel about it. I'm excited, but, I won't be able to spend much time with him anyway.. .

Hey

Hey Adam! Sup?

Sorry, off for dinner. BRB.

God I love snow :)

god i love snow :)

So... you finally got some Bear? Pictures...

god i love snow :)


Crap bear, do ye have snow?

Tell it to hang on until next week.

Afternoon fellow amhders. Does anyone know what happened to KC, J-Lo, and Becky?

There all off on holiday, or just life in general

So...you finally got some Bear? Pictures.....


Well its not exactly a decent amount, it was only like 1 mm thick and felt like flour :)


crap bear, do ye have snow?

tell it to hang on untill next week.

Yeah I got some snow, no where near an amount I can build a snoball with, let alone a snowman but still, now my garden looks as good as everyone else's :D

Hopefully it will snow overnight :D

Ciara, my daughter is sitting on the couch,the simpsons are on but all she is doing is watching the presents under the tree...

She has sorted and resorted them,stacked them and put them in a circle... there like a drug under the tree.

ciara, my daughter is sitting on the couch,the simpsons are on but all she is doing is watching the presents under the tree...

she has sorted and resorted them,stacked them and put them in a circle...there like a drug under the tree.

Can't she wait for cristmas, or is she just trying to get the right arrangement, that's crucial you know :)

Both I think bear... there was a toy shop closing down in town,she did very well this year!

She did very well, or you did very well? :)

Still here bear?

Right now as I type,I'm breaking in new jeans and boots for tomorrow night...

It's a girl thing.

Yea still here, I'm switching between watching TV, packing and lounging about on the net :)

Afternoon fellow amhders. Does anyone know what happened to KC, J-Lo, and Becky?

J-Lo and Becky decided not to come back, because of what J-Lo is facing with the upcoming trial etc of her ex she figured it would be best not to participate right now.

KC left. He said he'd be back once in a while, but he basically said good bye, have a great life, take care.

Awww what happened to KC?

Did he have enough of AMHD?

Awww what happened to KC?

Did he have enough of AMHD?

I guess so. Also, life got in the way. ;)

Beer?

Beer?

Stop it... :rolleyes:

Stop it.........................:rolleyes:

Wow!

How do you do it M?

I might have to go into random threads and yell Beer in them and see if you come running... ;)

Wow!

How do you do it M?

I might have to go into random threads and yell Beer in them and see if you come running... ;)

Do it!

I double dog dare you! Heck, I'll join you. :)

Stop it.........................:rolleyes:

Tell me that you don't like it when a reasonably attractive woman calls for you. If you can say it with a straight face, I'll stop. :)

Tell me that you don't like it when a reasonably attractive woman calls for you. If you can say it with a straight face, I'll stop. :)

Hmmmmmm... I'll sleep on it :cool:

Hmmmmmm......................I'll sleep on it :cool:

What!

I can't believe you said that. You're... you're... you're... such a... MAN! :(

I really wonder why I love men sometimes. Women are so much easier to figure out. ;)

So, for once I have sort of good news. Kind of. ;)

The clinic I work in closed down yesterday. I told you all about it. Upsetting, it was good money and I was counting on the job until March. R goes back to school in January for his final year and money will be tight, my income would have made it a lot less tight. ;)

Anyway, I thought it was done, over, good bye, no more, sob, cry, waaa!

Today I get an email from my boss saying that two clinics are still open and they're planning on keeping them open through January and February. Afternoons and evenings only. They're doing 2 full days per week at one clinic and two full days per week at the other. So, if I get all the shifts I asked for, which was all the shifts available, I will still be working 4 days a week until the end of February.

Sure it's in Edmonton, a bit more driving, but no biggie. I thought I was done like dinner, I guess not.

Bad thing is that the shifts are being offered to everyone. In other words, all the clinics that closed down, all the staff that worked those clinics, those shifts are being offered to all of us! I probably won't get all the shifts I asked for, but even half would be a great help.

So I may not be unemployed after all. :)

Yippeeeeee...

yippeeeeee.............

That's what I said.

I'm so happy I could... well... smile. ;)

Yay! I hope you get a bunch of the shifts.

Good luck.

I may just have said too much.

Cat, I responded to little thief girl. I opened my stupid mouth and bared my sole because deep down, I don't think she's a troll, I think she's just a confused teen.

I said a lot. I think I said too much. I opened a damn wound for this kid and now I'm waiting for her to pour salt in it.

Why do I care? Someone tell me!

Survivor is on, back in an hour.

Very inspiring Alty , Bravo

I may just have said too much.

Cat, I responded to little thief girl. I opened my stupid mouth and bared my sole because deep down, I don't think she's a troll, I think she's just a confused teen.

I said a lot. I think I said too much. I opened a damn wound for this kid and now I'm waiting for her to pour salt in it.

Why do I care? Someone tell me!

Survivor is on, back in an hour.

You have an extremely large heart, Alty. Caring hurts, but there are the times when instead of pouring salt, they listen. I hope she is one who listens.

Like you I don't think she is a troll. I am not sure just how old she is, but I do think she needs help.

Later ppls... off to company Christmas party... :)

Very inspiring Alty , Bravo

Thanks M. I just wonder sometimes how often I have to open that stupid wound just because I think it needs to be said to the OP.

If she comes back with attitude I'm really going to regret the tears I spilled writing that damn post.

You have an extremely large heart, Alty. Caring hurts, but there are the times when instead of pouring salt, they listen. I hope she is one who listens.

Like you I don't think she is a troll. I am not sure just how old she is, but I do think she needs help.

I hope she listens too.

Everything I said to her before now was to get a reaction. That usually works with teens. You need to get them mad first, get them to tell you the truth, then hit them with the hug and comfort.

The thing is, I really think this kid is hurting. She said that she's 14. That's not an easy age, I remember it all too well, that's when I really started to go downhill.

This last post was my last resort. I hope she listens. Heath really opened her heart too, ripped open a wound. I hope that young girl understands why we told our stories and I really hope she finally listens.

I guess we'll see, if the mods don't close it down first, because sadly I did RIP it when I said I would.

I hope something gets through to her.

I think if it isn't closed it probably needs to be moved to Personal Growth or Teen. Maybe even Addictions.

Oh and I think we may need to pass around the tissues and a giant group hug. :)

I could use a hug. And a tissue. And, just because I like to bug M.

BEER! :)

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M, what would I do without you?

If only that beer was real.

And even though I am Canadian, I have never hugged a polar bear. :)

Wow, you're really fast M!

Afternoon M!
Hi Alty and Cat!

Oops Cat , I forgot the tissues...






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Wow, you're really fast M!

Afternoon M!
Hi Alty and Cat!

Thanks Unky , Alty keeps me on my toes ;)

I could use a hug. And a tissue. And, just because I like to bug M.

BEER! :)

{{{{{Alty}}}}}

I guess I really should go to sleep. It's after midnight and the sun will shine (okay, lighten up the clouds. It's supposed to be a rainy day) all too soon.

I really do hope you get a lot of hours out of the new work schedule. :)

Hi Unky.

Yes, M is fast. Hopefully not in everything. ;)

Oops... wrong thread.

I had to lighten the mood that I darkened.

{{{{{Alty}}}}}

I guess I really should go to sleep. It's after midnight and the sun will shine (okay, lighten up the clouds. It's supposed to be a rainy day) all too soon.

I really do hope you get a lot of hours out of the new work schedule. :)

Thanks Cat. I hope so too. :)

Good night. Give your hubby a little pinch for me. Wherever you choose. ;)

Oops Cat , I forgot the tissues............






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Thanks, M. Just what I needed.

Hi, Unky. :)

Good night Cat :)

I'm reading that thread, the thief, drug addict one... A pity :(

Thanks Cat. I hope so too. :)

Good night. Give your hubby a little pinch for me. Wherever you choose. ;)

Now, I can go to sleep trying to decide where to pinch him. I'm thinking big toe or ear lobe. :confused: :)

Good night, everyone.

Now, I can go to sleep trying to decide where to pinch him. I'm thinking big toe or ear lobe. :confused: :)

Good night, everyone.

I would go for the butt, but hubby's on nights, so it may be my desperation speaking. ;)

Got to go guys , have a great weekend all :)

Have a good weekend M! :)

Bye M. Have a beer or two for me, as usual. :)

Good Morning Everyone. How are we on this spectacular Friday? Oh and for the first time in the past decade and maybe longer, the Colts are 14-0! 2 away from perfect. 4 more until the big game.

Good Morning Everyone. How are we on this spectacular Friday? Oh and for the first time in the past decade and maybe longer, the Colts are 14-0! 2 away from perfect. 4 more until the big game.

Good morning, Adam. :)

Good Morning Everyone. How are we on this spectacular Friday? Oh and for the first time in the past decade and maybe longer, the Colts are 14-0! 2 away from perfect. 4 more until the big game.

Only think of four (4) Adam, that's what counts. 4 more.

Good morning you two :)

Good morning, Stringer. :)

Good morning, Stringer. :)

Good morning. Are we 'bright eyed and bushy tailed?'

Morning Stringer and Cat.

Stringer, I had my bucket ready last night, ready to fill up will tears and for when I got sick. It was a nail biter for sure.

Morning Stringer and Cat.

Stringer, I had my bucket ready last night, ready to fill up will tears and for when I got sick. It was a nail biter for sure.

Yes, it was Adam. But the score when they take off their helmets is what counts... good game.

Yes that is true. Who do the Bears play Sunday? Or is it Monday?

Hi there Adam and Stringer. I'll be here for a few only. Going to a friend's place in 15 minutes. Better get ready soon...

Ok, bye all! Cya tomorrow! :)

Yes that is true. Who do the Bears play Sunday? or is it Monday?

At Baltimore this Sunday at noon CST. I hope they lose all three remaining games Adam... then 'maybe' they will try to correct this mess... no pride, no integrity left.

Cutler just needs to come off his horse and maybe they will play as a team. That's what I hear from another big Bears fan.

Cutler just needs to come off his horse and maybe they will play as a team. Thats what I hear from another big Bears fan.

I won't put it all on Cutler Adam. The whole team is playing without heart, can't stop a 3rd down, can't protect Cutler, receivers running bad routes, etc, no pride anymore. And after getting your a*s kicked so many times, frustration sets in and as a quarterback you try anything to get the team moving and as such... interceptions... and bad decisions.

It's the whole team, owners, all the coaches, players all the way down. These owners are all about saving money and don't spend tooooo much. So you know that the Chicago Bears have NEVER hired an experienced head coach? Why...

The fans have had enough (period)... but as long as they love the Bears and continue to fill the stadium the owners will not make a lot of major changes. Example Lovie has two more years on his contract. And what a personality, he stands there like the face of an Indian Nichol but has an ego that you wouldn't believe. THAT is what happened to Ron Rivera the Defensive coach. He was getting too much publicity so Smith got rid of him, installed his best friend Babich and the defense went to h*ll.

Smith has even told his players not to complain to the press... they are beginning to talk...

What a shame, these owners don't have a love for this team, they love the money... that's all.

I won't put it all on Cutler Adam. The whole team is playing without heart, can't stop a 3rd down, can't protect Cutler, receivers running bad routes, etc, no pride anymore. And after getting your a*s kicked so many times, frustration sets in and as a quarterback you try anything to get the team moving and as such ...interceptions....and bad decisions.

It's the whole team, owners, all the coaches, players all the way down. these owners are all about saving money and don't spend tooooo much. So you know that the Chicago Bears have NEVER hired an experienced head coach? Why.....

The fans have had enough (period)... but as long as they love the Bears and continue to fill the stadium the owners will not make a lot of major changes. Example Lovie has two more years on his contract. And what a personality, he stands there like the face of an Indian Nichol but has an ego that you wouldn't believe. THAT is what happened to Ron Rivera the Defensive coach. He was getting too much publicity so Smith got rid of him, installed his best friend Babich and the defense went to h*ll.

Smith has even told his players not to complain to the press....they are beginning to talk.......

What a shame, these owners don't have a love for this team, they love the money...that's all.

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I wasn't trying to put it all on Cutler at all. I was just saying what I heard. It is a shame that people do things for the wrong reason. It takes a lot of heart to play games too. Some people don't care whether it is a win or loss just as long as they are getting paid but it won't last to long if he keeps it up Stringer. I am so afraid the Colts will rest players. They better not.

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I wasn't trying to put it all on Cutler at all. I was just saying what I heard. It is a shame that people do things for the wrong reason. It takes a lot of heart to play games too. Some people don't care whether it is a win or loss just as long as they are getting paid but it won't last to long if he keeps it up Stringer. I am so afraid the Colts will rest players. They better not.

I really don't think that they will... they want the 'perfect season.'

Colts haven't always been one to go for the perfect one, they usually do it one by one and then rest the players for the playoffs. I'm thinking with Caldwell running the team this year he wants the Superbowl badly and the undefeated record. I mean what other rookie coach has ever done that?

Colts haven't always been one to go for the perfect one, they usually do it one by one and then rest the players for the playoffs. I'm thinking with Caldwell running the team this year he wants the Superbowl badly and the undefeated record. I mean what other rookie coach has ever done that?

Clean out your messages!! I haven't been able to talk to you all week because of it!

Colts haven't always been one to go for the perfect one, they usually do it one by one and then rest the players for the playoffs. I'm thinking with Caldwell running the team this year he wants the Superbowl badly and the undefeated record. I mean what other rookie coach has ever done that?

See.you agree with me... right? :)

Clean out your messages!!!! I haven't been able to talk to you all week because of it!

Really? I thought they were cleaned out. I will get on it though.

See.you agree with me...right? :)

Yes Sir!

Are you boys still talking sports?

Sigh.

Morning here! :)

Today I'm going to clean the house, not the lick and promise its been getting all week,actually clean it!

The children are not happy campers,they have had christmas tests all week and now I'm cracking the whip,but with the promise of freedom after lunch.I hope to get some good work out of them.

Just as soon as I finished this cup of coffee.

today im going to clean the house, not the lick and promise its been getting all week,actually clean it!

the children are not happy campers,they have had christmas tests all week and now im cracking the whip,but with the promise of freedom after lunch.i hope to get some good work out of them.

just as soon as i finished this cup of coffee.

Good luck with the kids. I do well to get mine to pick up eggs when coming home from friends' houses.

Good luck with the kids. I do well to get mine to pick up eggs when coming home from friends' houses.


Crappidy crap.. I got caught rotten by the kids still on the computer...

Time to go.

Talk about do as I say not as I do!

crappidy crap..i got caught rotten by the kids still on the computer.....

time to go.

talk about do as i say not as i do!

:: cracks whip ::

Up and at 'em!

Let's get this done!

Move it move it move it move it

All my other drill sergeant lines get obscene

Morning. I hate to be awake on a Saturday at 5 a.m. So sad.

Hey adam,I'm on a coffee break... kids are having breakfast before I close the kitchen for the day...

Happy Birthday Bear!! :)

Ok!! Bear's Birthday!! :):)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my friend, many more !

Stringer

Hi Stringer! :)

I hope you have that spell check problem fixed soon :)

Happy Day, Bear

YouTube - The worst happy birthday song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu-HiPBajQE)

It's all your fault making the Castle Canadian. 15+ inches of snow.

2 days of work left... :D :D

Morning. Colts 14-0 Saints 13-1. Hell Yes!

Morning. Colts 14-0 Saints 13-1. Hell Yes!

Go the ponies and the holy people!

Happy christmas adam!

Happy Birthday Bear!!!! :)



Ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bear's Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my friend, many more !

Stringer

Happy Day, Bear

YouTube - The worst happy birthday song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu-HiPBajQE)

Thanks guys :)

Hi Adam and Red! :)

Hey bear and unky,how's the day going?

I mislaid 300 euro... ransacked the house looking for it.. decided to take a break and have a cup of coffee.. found the money in the fridge!

I cannot recall putting in there,I'm losing my mind!

And Hi Bear! :)

hey bear and unky,hows the day going?

i mislaid 300 euro....ransacked the house looking for it..decided to take a break and have a cup of coffee..found the money in the fridge!

i cannot recall putting in there,im losing my mind!

Got shopping today for the 50th anniversary of marriage of my grandparents which is due at the end of January.

In the fridge! :eek: How come?

Hi unky and red, its OK, plentl of snow about the place and since the roads haven't been gritted nobodys going anywhere :)

You found it in the fridge red, there's a joke in there about 'freezing your assets' or something along those lines :)

Cya all later I was only stopping by to check up on some threads :)

Clearly I need to jump in here and move this thread along. Where are all the chatter boxes? Its been quite slow. I know. I have been lurking.

Bye Bear! Hi Sunny! :)

Hey unky. How's it going? Great here. It's the big Christmas week.

Not much special... the routine. Got to get the christmas tree out soon and start the decorations.

Perhaps some dinner at a friend's place (friend of my mum mainly) at the eve.

You haven't put up your tree yet? We put ours up super early. The weekend after Thanksgiving. But it was the timing. If we wanted to do it as a family we had to do it that weekend. If not the hubby would have been working and it would have just been my son and I.

Hey Unky, Sunny, Red. Bye Bear happy belated Birthday.

Red, I am glad the Saints finally lost a game. I thought I would just clarify that. Haha.

So...

You havent put up your tree yet? We put ours up super early. The weekend after Thanksgiving. But it was the timing. If we wanted to do it as a family we had to do it that weekend. If not the hubby would have been working and it would have just been my son and I.

I did the same thing. Thanksgiving was on the 26th and the tree was up on the 29th. So anyone have any ideas on what to get my parents for under $40.00. I am clueless

Good luck with that Adam. My mother is impossible to buy for. She hates everything, wants nothing and what she gets she returns. So I just ride around and grab random gifts cards for her. One size fits all.

Yes, no thanksgiving here... and we always put up the christmas tree some days before the 25th.

A clock perhaps? Clothes? A handbag? Jewels?

Sunny, A gift card isn't a bad idea but I figure it is one of those things that it's the thought that counts kind of things. Haha. You are helping me Unky. Thanks.

Well Adam that's all that's left that my mom won't complain about. But I agree with unky. Does she wear perfume? Get her some of her favorite. You can buy solid gold earrings that are nice for that range. I know because I have done it.

Hmmm, we've got some lichee this year. Though less than last year. My mum just went out to a friend's place to fetch some. The only thing I hate about them is that you can often find one on which a fly has laid its egg and upon opening, you find a small larva inside... ugh!

I have acquired a 3rd fish.
Now I have 3 tanks in my room.

My boyfriend is back for the Holidays, and his house(s) (his parents are divorced) are too cold, and the fish wasn't looking too hot, SO, I'm fish-sitting. He trained it to nip your finger when you put it in there. It's just a little betta, so it tickles, but I guess he would put his finger in there, let it bite him, and put in food, every time he fed it, so now it's a cute little attack fishy. :) it also lets you pet it. Cool huh?

It's the first time I see someone has trained a fish! Lol :p

Hey ohso.
I have two bettas also. My son would put his finger in and one of those darn fishes would swim up every time to him. But for no one else. Its cute.

I got some choclates as a present... there made from a company called the 'truffle fairy' I'm going to try one..

Here goes, hmmm,smooth,oh yes... oh yes.. oh gawd...

Holy cow... theres probably 500 thousand calories per truffle... delish.

You're making me crave for chocolate now Red :(

Ok, I'm fetching a Ferrero...

i got some choclates as a present...there made from a company called the 'truffle fairy' im going to try one..

here goes, hmmm,smooth,oh yes...oh yes..oh gawd....

holy cow...theres probably 500 thousand calories per truffle...delish.

What's that sound?
Oh I see its reds pants splitting down the back... how's that chocolate taste now? How many calories? Ah hell send me some would you.

These are so worth it...

The truffle fairy,cause you worth it!

l'oreal eat your heart out.

Oh dear, what is happening to here. Everyone is wanting chocolate. And mostly it is people in other countries. Odd. In this country we eat a couple boxes and we are happy. I don't though, just making a point of why we are the most obese country in the world.

My favorite would be dark chocolate covered cherries. Just throwing that out there.

My favorite would be dark chocolate covered cherries. Just throwing that out there.

Those are my favorite too. Nothing can beat them. Nothing. Now I crave them. I really could eat them by the boxes in one sitting.

Oh also, Did everyone hear that Brittany Murphy died?

Oh also, Did everyone hear that Brittany Murphy died?


Yep.. heart attack at 32!

Suspect.

I really liked her and she was so pretty.

Me. I don't know who she was, but I'm subscribed to CNN, so... 32 it said she was.

Oh also, Did everyone hear that Brittany Murphy died?

I did adam. How sad. These actors seem to die so young. Makes you wonder.

Yea, I hear she was addicted to pain killers. These celebrities think they can get away with anything and they almost can but reality comes to face you sooner or later and there are consequences

It's the first time I see someone has trained a fish! Lol :p

I can't get my fish to do it either, but his fish nips me too, so I guess he made him adaptable to people.

Hey ohso.
I have two bettas also. My son would put his finger in and one of those darn fishes would swim up every time to him. But for no one else. Its cute.

That is cute. :)

Oh also, Did everyone hear that Brittany Murphy died?

It was the first thing I saw on my Yahoo Home page.

Running to lunch. Catch ya's in a bit. Be bad and dirty...