I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause [version of I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause]

Rudolf, the Rangifer Tarandus [calling him "red-nosed" would be discrimination, calling him just Reindeer would be offensive]

Snowy Christmas [calling it "white" Christmas may be racist]

It's the holdiays everywhere [version of "It's Christmas Everywhere"]

I believe in Mother Christmas

I personally found this funny.

Barrack Obama and most liberals would love these, ha ha.

Cute. :)

I made them up myself :(

Muddy is not so funny...

How about "The Weight-Challenged Albert Christmas Special." (The Fat Albert Christmas Special.) Hey Hey Hey!

You got me thinking about this. Obviously not PC and earned me a blue slip in the 5th grade:
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Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you want to
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Haha I love that one slapshot
Probably should mention it's to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ;)

I left it out 'cause I thought it was pretty obvious, and you ladies got it anyway.

You can tell it's from the 90's with the Murphy Brown reference.

Mary's Little Chauvinist Pig Child (does this make me old?)

Mature Lang Syne

Emo-ing 'round the Christmas Tree

Hahaha loved these.

Good one slap!!