PEYTON MANNING: (he does travel a lot during football season, and has a few favorite places to stay). At Redskins - "MY PENTAGON INN". At 49ers - "PANTY GNOME INN". At Cowboys - "PONY MAGNET INN". When his horse needs a rest - "NAG-ON-EMPTY INN". If he wants to be catered to, he stays at "OPEN MY TANG INN". After a bad game, he likes to be alone, so he stays at "GONNA PET MY... INN".

Just a friendly reminder, you may want to keep these in one thread before they all get merged together by a mod. :)

Just a friendly reminder, you may want to keep these in one thread before they all get merged together by a mod. :)They won't, if they want free tix to my upcoming tour... :p

Ok. Here is the peyton manning one I was looking for. Got to love him