View Full Version : Why Middle Aged Women Should Not Drink
RickJ
Oct 29, 2009, 04:36 AM
But hey: they paid me good money to apply the paint, so I'm not complaining too much :)
NeedKarma
Oct 29, 2009, 05:07 AM
Sadly I'm not aroused.
RickJ
Oct 29, 2009, 05:12 AM
Haha, well maybe you're not old enough... or have not had enough bloody mary's yet this morning :)
NeedKarma
Oct 29, 2009, 05:43 AM
I work amongst a lot of, um, middle-age women who are not, shall we say, "sporty". But I am also in a town with two big universities so that counters the other thing. Hehe.
RickJ
Oct 29, 2009, 05:47 AM
Yep, I know the "big university" thing. The university in my town is one of the biggest in the US.
Go Bucks!
Just Dahlia
Oct 29, 2009, 08:00 AM
Well, that was just sad, but they look like they're having fun!:D
Catsmine
Oct 29, 2009, 08:09 AM
I've seen bodypaint designs I liked better, but the painting itself was well done.
NeedKarma
Oct 29, 2009, 09:15 AM
They do rate high on the "uninhibited" scale though and that's good/fun. :)
Alty
Oct 29, 2009, 09:20 AM
Well, now I'm awake, and blind! :(
ohsohappy
Oct 29, 2009, 09:47 AM
That's just awkward.. .
shazamataz
Oct 29, 2009, 04:35 PM
Hehe :D
earl237
Oct 29, 2009, 05:39 PM
Whoever did the painting must have had fun.
Alty
Oct 29, 2009, 05:51 PM
Whoever did the painting must have had fun.
Looking at the picture, I don't think so. ;)
twinkiedooter
Oct 31, 2009, 04:32 PM
I think it's silly. The way it's supposed to be. Only one problem I can see is why are all the frog's eyes droopy? Hmmmm.
Always_asking
Nov 13, 2009, 10:00 PM
I'm impressed, I think they all look great and all the women I know would not have done this for all the money in the world, this girls have guts and are not ashamed of their bodys. Great work girls :)
shayray
Nov 14, 2009, 12:41 AM
That is hilarious
phlanx
Nov 14, 2009, 01:01 AM
I loved the frog adverts - very funny, and the ladies look like they had fun, but personally I would love to see Hecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Marzen beer spelt out :D
mudweiser
Dec 3, 2009, 10:27 PM
Breast lift needed.
Synnen
Dec 3, 2009, 10:36 PM
I just want to say "Good for them!"
For those of us who do NOT have perfect "sporty" bodies, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to get up and do something like that.
And yeah--gravity works. For those of us with, shall we say "enhanced" bosoms, it doesn't matter what we do---they're Going to sag, especially after kids.
To hell with all of you judging them as "not skinny/perky/sporty enough" to do something that gutsy and fun.
PS--I'd be MORE attracted to someone with the self-confidence to be doing something like that and OBVIOUSLY enjoying themselves at it than I would at a stuck up, perky, skinny chick that thinks she's all that.
mudweiser
Dec 3, 2009, 10:42 PM
I just want to say "Good for them!"
For those of us who do NOT have perfect "sporty" bodies, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to get up and do something like that.
And yeah--gravity works. For those of us with, shall we say "enhanced" bosoms, it doesn't matter what we do---they're GONNA sag, especially after kids.
To hell with all of you judging them as "not skinny/perky/sporty enough" to do something that gutsy and fun.
PS--I'd be MORE attracted to someone with the self-confidence to be doing something like that and OBVIOUSLY enjoying themself at it than I would at a stuck up, perky, skinny chick that thinks she's all that.
Whoa.:eek:
Did I do something wrong. Eesh...
Sorry!
rockie100
Dec 3, 2009, 10:55 PM
Funny, I would have done something like this when I was younger. But I probably wouldn't have had the guts... Now I have the guts, but the 'girls' would shake 'no' in disagreement.
Synnen
Dec 4, 2009, 09:11 AM
Sorry to get up on my soapbox, there.
However--half of you criticizing them were women. When are we going to get past the judging of women by how skinny they are and how perky their boobs are? I GET that men aren't going to stop doing it--but it's pretty sad that women are that catty and judgmental about each other.
No one did anything WRONG, Muddy--I'm just offended on behalf of those of us with not-so-perky boobs and not-so-skinny waists.
And people wonder why so many women have self-confidence and body issues.
I know this was meant to be a joke, and that I've kind of ruined the tone here--but I thought it was COOL that they did it! Not that they shouldn't have done it because of their bodies.
NeedKarma
Dec 4, 2009, 09:35 AM
Women are the worst criticizers of other women, I don't think that's a secret to anyone, they can be brutal. I'm making sure that my daughter doesn't grow up to think that her body and external looks is what she has to offer to a man.
friend4u178
Dec 4, 2009, 06:15 PM
I wonder how far down the tongues go :cool:
Alty
Dec 4, 2009, 06:22 PM
I wonder how far down the tongues go :cool:
All the way baby. All the way. :)
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 03:52 AM
All the way baby. All the way. :)
Airbrush painting tickles, I have my doubts.
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 11:33 AM
Airbrush painting tickles, I have my doubts.
Which is the reason I'd never do anything like this.
I'm allergic to most makeups, I can only imagine what paint would do. I'd probably end up with a very bad rash. :(
Still, it would be neat. :)
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 11:44 AM
Which is the reason I'd never do anything like this.
I'm allergic to most makeups, I can only imagine what paint would do. I'd probably end up with a very bad rash. :(
Still, it would be neat. :)
If you try, make dead certain it's water based paint. I've had to trim my moustache waaay back from time to time.
Edit: Get your mind out of my gutter. I was painting my daughter's bedroom.
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 11:49 AM
If you try, make dead certain it's water based paint. I've had to trim my moustache waaay back from time to time.
Edit: Get your mind out of my gutter. I was painting my daughter's bedroom.
My mind wasn't in your gutter until you mentioned it.
Am I slipping? :(
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 11:51 AM
My mind wasn't in your gutter until you mentioned it.
Am I slipping? :(
Are you ill? Lay down, grab R, quick.
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 11:54 AM
Are you ill? Lay down, grab R, quick.
R's working today. The boss needed him to come in.
Here's the bad part. We had a blizzard yesterday, really bad. Right now I can barely get out my front door. The snow drifts are 6 feet high in places. It's not fun driving, or walking.
The kids are having a blast though. It's only -15C so they're outside playing.
Ah to be young again. All I see is a bunch of snow that needs to be shoveled. :(
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 11:56 AM
R's working today. The boss needed him to come in.:(
Then I guess you'll have to let KP out. We all know you've kidnapped him.
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 11:58 AM
Then I guess you'll have to let KP out. We all know you've kidnapped him.
I wish. That man is playing hard to get. Heck, he's playing impossible to get.
No KP, no DrJ, M is awol a lot lately and Sneezy has forgotten about us completely.
Am I that scary? It seems that only you can handle me Cats. :cool:
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 12:00 PM
I wish. That man is playing hard to get. Heck, he's playing impossible to get.
No KP, no DrJ, M is awol a lot lately and Sneezy has forgotten about us completely.
Am I that scary? It seems that only you can handle me Cats. :cool:
Validation, at last.
Unknown008
Dec 5, 2009, 12:09 PM
It seems that only you can handle me Cats.
For the time being Alty... :eek:
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 12:11 PM
For the time being Alty... :eek:
Is that a subtle reminder that you'll be eighteen soon?
Unknown008
Dec 5, 2009, 12:18 PM
That wasn't what I was thinking Cats.
You see, KP, Sneezy, DrJ were here a lot in the past (not so way back) but now, all of them aren't as frequent on here. Therefore nothing guarantees that anyone can handle Alty :eek:
Oh, there is Stringer :)
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 12:20 PM
That wasn't what I was thinking Cats.
You see, KP, Sneezy, DrJ were here a lot in the past (not so way back) but now, all of them aren't as frequent on here. Therefore nothing guarantees that anyone can handle Alty :eek:
Oh, there is Stringer :)
Shucks, I was hoping for some help.
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 12:27 PM
I'm not an easy gal to handle, but I'm willing to give newbies a try. :)
Does that sound slutty? :eek:
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 12:29 PM
I'm not an easy gal to handle:
As Cat keeps saying, I'm not easy but I can be tricked. She even gave me a business card with that on it.
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 12:31 PM
As Cat keeps saying, I'm not easy but I can be tricked. She even gave me a business card with that on it.
LOL! I haven't been tricked in a while. I may be adventurous but I'm also weary and surprisingly sensible. The three don't work well together. My head hurts. ;)
Catsmine
Dec 5, 2009, 12:36 PM
LOL! I haven't been tricked in a while. I may be adventurous but I'm also weary and surprisingly sensible. The three don't work well together. My head hurts. ;)
Isn't it amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired? - Lazarus Long
Alty
Dec 5, 2009, 12:39 PM
Isn't it amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired? - Lazarus Long
LMAO! Well said.