Its just the start of spring here.. :)

Thanks Black... :)

Time to go back to sleep, night.

Got my exam results in the post this morning...

FIRST CLASS HONOURS!

And I got accepted onto the course I wanted...

Bow chicka bow wow.

Yay for me.

Wow, well done red!!

::claps::

Thanks shaz,the post was there when I got back from running peader this morning,I cried my way around that circuit...

Peader seems to be pining for seamus,any tips?

He has not ate this morning and not interested in play.. hes just lying here with his head on my feet.

Unfortunately there isn't much you can do but give him big cuddles and some time.
You will both recovery eventually, it just takes time :)

When my rabbit died earlier this year my other rabbit spent weeks just moping around laying in her litter box, these days she doesn't stop moving and hopping around her cage, she was just sad that her mate had gone.

What are you going to study?

Hey Everybody. I love Fall

Morning all! I LOVE fall too Adam. Just something so romantic about the leaves turning colors and all... I think I may tear up!

Unfortunately there isn't much you can do but give him big cuddles and some time.
You will both recovery eventually, it just takes time :)

When my rabbit died earlier this year my other rabbit spent weeks just moping around laying in her litter box, these days she doesn't stop moving and hopping around her cage, she was just sad that her mate had gone.

What are you going to study?


I've started my social degree course,I had taken another course over the summer to get extra credits, it was specifically targeted for adults with learning disabilities, the course I got accepted for is for a more broad spectium of learning disabilities,including maths,when I pass this course I will be able to add to my cv.. it will be a feather in my cv cap if I do well.

Thanks for the advice for peader,I guess he is picking up on the general mood in the house also.

Hello adam,kc.. fall?

Autumn?. everything is so wet and soggy here from all the rain,the seasons blend into one big wet year.

Fall = Autumn

Just so beautiful sometimes.

Kc, are you OK? Kind of worrying about you.

I just like fall because it is nice weather and I like the rain most of the times and it is usually cooler and I am pretty sure I like winter better than summer. I don't know I just hate being hot and I like being cold.

Red, I really really really want to go to Ireland. That is the first place I am going if I ever vacation to another country

I am doing decent Adam... been in a funk lately, but that is life.

I would LOVE to go to Ireland. Many of my family has HUGE Irish ties so I think it would just be breath taking.

I love those sunny winter mornings,where the air is crisp,and there's a hint of snow.

I learned something about myself today.
I have the capacity to eat 12 apple pies,and feel OK,the evidence is strewn around my computer desk...

Suger rush.

I'm a pig. There were yum.

The cliffs of moher are amazing in co,clare...

I live in kilkenny,even Google it,its an amazing city,steeped in history,we even have a castle!

If you ever do venture to ireland,bring rain gear!

I want a apple pie. Can you send one my way?

Most of my background is Irish and scottish.

I just think it would be beautiful over there from what I hear.

I can send you crumbs adam,there's a family bakery just down the road,I have a love hate relationship with them.

Bring on the tourists!

The west of ireland is my favourite... stone walls and spanish point,lisdoonvarna, where they have the singles festival... its just a session!
But you have little pubs and trad singers in the corner,and someone wailing into a pint in the snug... its deadly.

Haha my partners background is Irish, he's a Porteus.

My background is English and apparently either Portuguese or Spanish (No idea, just reasearched my last name online)

It's Spring here! THANK GAWD!!

We have had 20 weekends of rain IN A ROW!! That's almost half a year!!

Red, Where is the best part to go to. I'm planning a vacation? What is the airport I would need to go to? Is your part a nice part?

Dublin airport,shannon airport is in the west, and knock airport is there too .the north of ireland is really beautiful as well.

Depends what you want from a holiday?

I plan on hitting EVERY single pub I come across and drowning my "American" nature in a beer. Bring it on baby... :cool:

got my exam results in the post this morning...

FIRST CLASS HONOURS!

and i got accepted onto the course i wanted...

bow chicka bow wow.

yay for me.

Well done Red, congratulations!

Kc, I like your style.

Red, I just want to do a lot of site seeing and visit some pubs and some bakeries maybe. What do you suggest?

Stringer, Hello.

Thanks stringer,think I've bragged enough...

I'm fulfilling a promise I made to myself a long time ago, I will get my degree,come hell or high water,even if it takes me another 10 years,I will do it! Its one dream I'm not willing to let go.

School and getting a degree is nothing more than will power and perseverance. Good for you Red! I admire your dedication to your dream!

We should probably have a blow out party for your graduation.

Yes, I forgot to congratulate you on your results Red, very goo job.

I did the math. If everything stays steady, I will save $10 a week and in 2 years I will have enough money to travel to Ireland and get a motel. I will start saving this week. Ireland, here I come... in 2 years.

Hello guys! :)

Congratulations Red for being a first class honours! :)

Hello guys! :)

Congratulations Red for being a first class honours! :)

Hi Sir Unky. :)

Hey Stringer! I'm not yet a 'sir' :) But you are, so hi Sir Sheriff! :D

Funny adam... 2 years! Can't wait.

Hey Stringer! I'm not yet a 'sir' :) But you are, so hi Sir Sheriff! :D

Ha ha, hopefully that wasn't an age reference my friend :D How are you ?

Hello unky!

How are you getting the day?

got my exam results in the post this morning...

FIRST CLASS HONOURS!

and i got accepted onto the course i wanted...

bow chicka bow wow.

yay for me.

Congrats!! WOOT WOOT! Great job... ;)

Why thank you starty,I'm adding to my plumage one exam at a time.

Hey Red! There were only two friends and me today at school. The classes are much more fun like that at times! The teachers are less less severe, let you do things (like peeking over their work ;)) which they wouldn't have allowed otherwise. The other lot of classmates no more come to school on Wednesdays because we have a GP class (the GP teacher is often severe, except today) and physical education. So they believe it to be a half day wasted.

The puter is still zoomed in... My aunt (she's in the early thirties) says it's perhaps because the graphic card was reset. Now how can I 'set' that? Any idea? :confused:

Hi Starty! :)

I'm not great with the old computers unky,have you tried going into all programs on your computer, you should be able to find the default settings,I'm afriad I only find these things by accidents and could not give you proper directions.

Have you thought about posting a question on the computer problems?

Hey you Unky...
Always nice when someone is in a good enough mood to NOT be severe!! LOVE THAT!
You have a great day!
Red, one thing at a time... a good friend of mine used to say start slow, then taper off! HEEHEE

What operating program are you running Unky? Windows or Mac?

Lol, OK gals.

I fear to post that in the forum because I know that few people (I think) use Linux. I've gone throughout the set of files, and I lost myself as there were so much!

Really Starty, my GP teacher talked about current issues in a friendly way (for your general knowledge for the GP class), talked about the other teachers she knew (the great thing about them, the funny part of them, etc) and talked about when she went to Rodrigues (an island to the east of Mauritius), how was she as a mother, etc.

My physics teacher was with his laptop, apparently got a virus of some sort on it. He had an antivirus... but it was disabled! :eek: Hey, do you know the expression 'cucumber headed' (more of a mauritian expression)? It can be used here. My physics teacher is cucumber headed, meaning forgetful and silly sometimes :p

Ya know, I just realized we have to live the rest of the week without Sunny. That is depressing.

It may be depressing to us, but I bet she is having the time of her life.

What! Wheres sunny gone?

B-Day party with her son. Yesterday was her last day of work until next week. Lucky devil... :cool:

She's off for the party of her son! It'll be his birthday. :) She won't be spoiling his birthday by remaining on here, so she said (I think :o)

Ahhh,yes.. now I remember.

Bet she will find a way,her amhd addiction is strong...

Anyone want to make a wager?

Are we betting beer?

A keg..

For one keg,I bet sunny will be on amhd before Friday.

Did someone say beer?

Alcohol and a$$... poor another drink in my glass! :cool:

Were betting a5ss now?
The 5 is silent.

were betting a5ss now?
the 5 is silent.

I like to make things interesting.

who the hell didn't warn me about redhed35?

you all need a spanking.

another cute as sin member... and I didn't even know it.

You know me KP... I try and keep all the cuties to myself. Now you know!

KP, meet Redhed

Well, Red was here for some time KP... :rolleyes:

who the hell didnt warn me about redhed35?

you all need a spanking.

another cute as sin member... and i didnt even know it.

Because if you knew about her you would come and sweep her away from us :p

I'll have my spanking now.

Hiya shaz...

You got to know my attention won't be distracted from you, darlin'.

I'm the naughty one who has been absent. My fault. Still... more than glad to stir the pot.

hiya shaz...

you gotta know my attention wont be distracted from you, darlin'.

im the naughty one who has been absent. my fault. still... more than glad to stir the pot.

Ahem. ;)

Ruh rho... seems that KP will be receiving the spanking now :p

Spankings all round.

Please lean over and drop your pants.

This won't hurt a bit.

Right... every warm up your spanking hand and line up to KP... he won't mind a bit ;)

I think a little stretching first...

And.. ok,I'm ready.

Should I say something dirty to get in the mood?

How about, there's dog poo in the garden.

I will take a pass at spanking any male member of AMHD... :cool:

i think a little stretching first...

and..ok,im ready.

should i say something dirty to get in the mood?

how about, theres dog poo in the garden.

I just cleaned up dog poo in my living room. You can still smell it, even though I flushed it down the toilet.

Our old dog Indy is completely forgetting that he's house broken.

He came in, squatted and pooed right in front of me.

Grrrr.

I will take a pass at spanking any male member of AMHD...:cool:

I could use a good spanking.

Just saying. :)

I could use a good spanking.

Just saying. :)

Naturally.

Naturally.

Not too hard, don't leave a mark. Just hard enough.

Okay, we're so bad.

Wrong thread.

Now I'm really going to get spanked. :(

I just cleaned up dog poo in my living room. You can still smell it, even though I flushed it down the toilet.

Our old dog Indy is completely forgetting that he's house broken.

He came in, squatted and pooed right in front of me.

Grrrr.

Yuck.
Ours "forget" sometimes.

I got drugs for Prada today YAYAYAYAY
Hopefully no more weeing in the house.

Now where were we... as yes, spankings...

Not too hard, don't leave a mark. Just hard enough.

Okay, we're so bad.

Wrong thread.

Now I'm really going to get spanked. :(

But leaving a perfect hand print is the best part :(

But leaving a perfect hand print is the best part :(

I bruise easy. :(

But leaving a perfect hand print is the best part :(

You two are out of control!

You two are out of control!

Us?

No way!

We're in complete control. :cool:

Strung out dogs, indoor dog poo,and spanking... you really have to think outside the box to follow the conversations...

Dog poo,drugs and spankings,yes,I can see how they go together!

strung out dogs, indoor dog poo,and spanking...you really have to think outside the box to follow the conversations...

dog poo,drugs and spankings,yes,i can see how they go together!

I need drugs, I have a really bad headache.

Sigh. No tylenol in the house.

I want to cry. :(

I need drugs, I have a really bad headache.

Sigh. No tylenol in the house.

I want to cry. :(

Fumes from the poo?

How's the job going?

fumes from the poo?

hows the job going?

Job hasn't started yet. I'm looking at mid October right now.

I didn't sleep well, my neck hurts, that usually brings on the headache.

I just found some tylenol so hopefully it's gone soon. :)

I'm offline for a few minutes to feed my dog, do some homework, wash the dishes and you talk of dog poo and drugs! :eek:

Dog poo and drugs are a fact of life,sadly so are doing the dishes...

I used to tell mine it was character building to do the dishes.

dog poo and drugs are a fact of life,sadly so are doing the dishes...

i used to tell mine it was charactor building to do the dishes.

Did that work?

no.

They still did the dishes.

Now it's a headache to expect the dishwasher to be emptied...

Lol! :p

It's frustrating when you have to do the dishes and the liquid soap bottle is empty...

Ok guys. Time for me to got to bed...

Bye everyone! :) Bya later!

Unky out.

Is anyone left? I'm tired. I wish I could leave and go take a nap.

how about, theres dog poo in the garden.

Hmmm... not the naughty vixen talk I was hoping for, but ill work with it... ;).. uh... maybe not. Somehow dog poo just isn't workable into my thing. That isn't a bad thing you know...


didn't sleep well, my neck hurts, that usually brings on the headache.

Sorry if I kept you up too late darlin'. Let me help. Take your shirt off and lay your head in my lap and I'll take care of the tension with a temporal massage in no time. Fingers at the temporal lobes are for you. Sans shirt is for me. Quid pro quo, baby.

sorry if I kept you up too late darlin'. Let me help. Take your shirt off and lay your head in my lap and I'll take care of the tension with a temporal massage in no time. Fingers at the temporal lobes are for you. Sans shirt is for me. Quid pro quo, baby.

Twist my rubber arm.

The way I read it was that I'd be getting a massage from you and you'd have no shirt on. :)

Since I'm taking off my top could you do the shoulders and back too?

I took my pain killers like a good little girl and nothing.

The fact that it's 31 degrees today is not helping. What is going on here? It's Canada. It's September. We should be having cooler temps, low teens if anything. This is going to be a weird winter if this keeps up.

Global warming? Yay! :)

Ill compromise.

I said take your shirt off, but ill do mine also for fair play.

Take your socks and underwear off too, darlin'.

After the temporal massage ill move down to pressure points in your feet thatll have you rested and relaxed...

Aren't you both married? Sheesh!

Well, I am tired, for many reasons, today was not a perfect day. I need some rest and time to think, so I am leaving for a bit... later.

Well, I am tired, for many reasons, today was not a perfect day. I need some rest and time to think, so I am leaving for a bit...later.

Stringer, you know we're all here for you.

If you need us then holler, we'll be here fast as lightning.

Stringer, you know we're all here for you.

If you need us then holler, we'll be here fast as lightning.

I know, I just need to think for a while and sort some things out. NO, it is not a problem with Marta, that just doesn't happen.

I didn't leave when I said that I was, but I am now for a while, thanks Alty.

I know, I just need to think for a while and sort some things out. NO, it is not a problem with Marta, that just doesn't happen.

I didn't leave when I said that I was, but I am now for a while, thanks Alty.

You go get some rest.

I'm having problems with AMHD anyway. My darn keyboard keeps freezing up. Not so much on threads, but it is happening and then the whole system reboots and everything I typed is gone. :(

We're here when you need us. Not if, when.

Love you Stringer. Hugs to you and Marta too.

Aren't you both married? Sheesh!

Married, not dead and never going to follow through. ;)

I hope tomorrow is better for you Stringer!

Alty, I know... just sayin'

I hope tomorrow is better for you Stringer!

Alty, I know...just sayin'

Thanks start, I'm sure it will.

Night all.

Mr kc, miss sunny is on line..

I believe you owe me 1 keg of beer,and one a5ss!

I shall await delivery with bated breathe.

Hey sunny!

The guys said we would not see you all week,I through down a wager that your amhd addiction was strong and we would see you before Friday...

I shall split my winnings with you, half a keg,and half an a5ss each!

I am here but hang on... I won't be here fully for a bit.

mr kc, miss sunny is on line..

i believe you owe me 1 keg of beer,and one a5ss!

i shall await delivery with bated breathe.

How dare you all wager on me! Oh come on now pay her up. I want her to have it all beer, money and a5ss.

Are the winnings of this wager a reflection of my personality? Beer, money and a5ss? Lol Fun times.

Hey Everyone. What's crackin?

Adam my little love. I missed you all yesterday. I am here off and on. Getting some things done around the house while Gavin is in school.

It would appear that I owe Red some alcohol... and a$$... :cool:

Morning everyone!

Hey Adam, Sunny and KC!

I'm being confused by the charging of my internet facility... overcharging problem... :( :mad:

It would appear that I owe Red some alcohol...and a$$...:cool:

Morning everyone!

So I noticed. Think you can get away with talking about me like that. Jeez. Now pay up. Sounds like her and I are going to have a good time.


Morning unky!

It will be good times all around!

For everyone involved.
Are you involved? I hear you give a heck of a spanking.

Can any of you explain this to me?


1.10 what can I download with 3GB of volume?

With 3GB internet data volume in a month, you can get:

* 15 hours of web surfing
* 450 emails ( received and sent)
* 60 emails with attachment received and sent
* 15 music tracks downloads
* 25 minutes of video or trailers
* 1.5 hours of online radio
* 1.5 hours of online games
* 3 software downloaded ( average size : 100MB)


Note : these are only estimates

Does that mean the 3 GB include about 15 hours of internet surfing, without any downloading?

Hey, I am back. I have been clearing out my email and posting any of the funny stuff I find in the humor thread. So you might seem me some times.

I have never checked out the funny thread adam. I should sometime.

I have no idea unky.

Ok, it is weird the people that come into my work. I have had quite a bit of teachers and a middle school principle and just people like that but today my elementary principle came in and I asked him if it was him and he said yea, and then started asking me all kind of questions like if I was married and stuff like that. Then he was like well you are looking good. That just creeps me out a bit. Argh

Ok, it is wierd the people that come into my work. I have had quite a bit of teachers and a middle school principle and just people like that but today my elementary principle came in and I asked him if it was him and he said yea, and then started asking me all kind of questions like if I was married and stuff like that. Then he was like well you are looking good. That just creeps me out a bit. Argh

I take it as just polite chit chat. Like when you see someone you know, you don't really want to talk but the eye contact has been made so your screwed.

Well, if I take it as I think it is, then that means that my time on AMHD will be limited :(

Well, if I take it as I think it is, then that means that my time on AMHD will be limited :(

Unky I am afraid that is not allowed. You must figure it out.

Then do then do Sunny! I need to know, because for this month there may very well be already exceeding the 3 GB! :eek:

Unky, you are like a genius, you can defeat this

Sunny, you are like a genius, you can defeat this

Computer issues? Not me. Nope can't do it. If I am sitting in front of it and there are issues I can usually get it then. With some swearing, beers, more swearing... then its all better. But to just know it, forget it.

Computer issues? Not me. Nope can't do it. If I am sitting in front of it and there are issues I can usually get it then. With some swearing, beers, more swearing...then its all better. But to just know it, forget it.

My bad Sunny, I meant to say Unky. I am not with it today. I will fix that in a second. I missed you yesterday Sunny.

My bad Sunny, I meant to say Unky. I am not with it today. I will fix that in a second. I missed you yesterday Sunny.

Phew! Glad for that mistake. I was thinking I am not that smart.

I missed you to. Had to get my fix today. OH trust me I am working, just peeking here today to. Not to sure how free I will be tomorrow. I have to finish some shopping for the party and go pick up his ice cream cake.

Phew! Glad for that mistake. I was thinking I am not that smart.

I missed you to. Had to get my fix today. OH trust me I am working, just peeking here today to. Not to sure how free I will be tomorrow. I have to finish some shopping for the party and go pick up his ice cream cake.

I love ice cream cake. Where was that stuff when I was growing up?

I love ice cream cake. Where was that stuff when I was growing up?

I know. I love it to. That's why I get it. Gets me out of baking.

That's why they made it. Haha. I'm almost convinced to go and buy on now.

Lol no! I'm not a genius :p The zoomed in thingy is still in the 'zoomed in mode' and can't seem to be able to change it... :( Now there's that overcharging issue...

I am sorry to hear that Unky. So you have a limit on your internet usage every month? Is that what you are saying? Is there a way to change to another company or something that doesn't have these charges like this?

There's only one company (yes Mauritius is small, only one company.) I'm mad at them because they are not explicit enough in their contracts.

The employee said that we have unlimited access... that means 24/24, 7/7 right? What about that 15 hours then? Also, 15 hours, is that per day, per week, per month? They don't even mention it :mad:

Sounds like a rip off to me Unky!

Have you guys ever been at work and deliberately tried to delay working? I am really hard pressed to find motivation to do anything right now... I have been putting many things off this morning, and working is number one on the "putting off" list right now

Sounds like a rip off to me Unky!

Have you guys ever been at work and deliberately tried to delay working? I am really hard pressed to find motivation to do anything right now...I have been putting many things off this morning, and working is number one on the "putting off" list right now

Welcome to my life. I should be cleaning my house, instead, I'm here.

Sigh.

I'll do your work if you clean my house. Deal?

Welcome to my life. I should be cleaning my house, instead, I'm here.

Sigh.

I'll do your work if you clean my house. Deal?

No deal... sorry babe!

One more day until Friday!! Yeah eeeee Yeah!

No deal...sorry babe!

One more day til Friday!!! Yeah eeeee Yeah!

No deal!

What kind of boy toy are you?

Didn't Justy make you read the contract?

Anyone?

I need help!

I'll provide beer! :)

Wait, I just noticed.

KC, did you call me babe? :(

Beer you say... hmmmm.

Well, on second thought.

Wait, I just noticed.

KC, did you call me babe? :(

Is that a bad thing? No offense intended! :o

Beer you say...hmmmm.

Well, on second thought.

Canadian beer. :)

Should I get out the rubber gloves?

Oooh, rubber gloves, I like where this is going!

Is that a bad thing? No offense intended! :o

From you I can tolerate it, from most guys, not so much.

Babe is usually used when a guy is talking down to me, but I know you're not, so it's all good. :)

Did I hear beer?

Oh its just kc and Alty again.

Shhh I will sneak out and leave them to there "business"

Oooh, rubber gloves, I like where this is going!

So your hands don't get dirty. :rolleyes:

Silly boy. ;)

Did I hear beer?

Oh its just kc and Alty again.

shhh I will sneak out and leave them to there "business"

Come help me clean then you can have beer and join in our "business". :)

Don't mind us Sunny, plenty of room for another!

I'm on the same situation...

Anyway, here's a weird story that happened today.

This morning, I dreamt that a friend at school (smaller than me whom I know well) was giving me a brown puppy his dog gave birth a couple of weeks before. Delighted, I accepted. He brought the pup to school and I got the chance to meet it for the first time, played with it and had to go to the physics class. After that, I quickly went to his class (his physical education class was over) and put the pup in my bag, taking care that it won't get squashed. Then, I woke up.

I was going out to buy the daily bread, and a puppy appeared from nowhere! It was in the garden. It was a pup of several months old I should say, dirty and had some bruises here and there. Dixy (my female dog) wanted to play with it (it was a male). I knew that we couldn't keep it (broke my heart, it seemed desperately looking for a master). I had to put it out of the garden. Later on, I didn't see it again.

When I came back from school, there it was, waiting in front of the gate. My mother was probably the one who put a bucket near the gate so that the pup couldn't enter the garden by passing underneath it. Until now, the pup is still there, at the gate. I don't know what to do of it. My sister said that it went to the neighbour's, and they put it out too, preventing it from entering their garden by placing a sheet of wood at their gate.

I told my mum to leave it to the MSPCA a while back. She doesn't want for fear that it pees or poops in the car.

:(

*Don't forget, I cannot post pictures for lack of equipment. :(

Don't mind us Sunny, plenty of room for another!

Exactly, and I have more then one pair of rubber gloves. :)

Exactly, and I have more then one pair of rubber gloves. :)

In America we call "rubber gloves" condoms. Just saying... :D

Unky, don't you have a dog pound or shelter? Most shelters will come and get the dog from your property.

In America we call "rubber gloves" condoms. Just sayin...:D

These are the kind I'm talking about.

24898

If you can fit KC junior into those then we need to talk. ;)

Hmmm, There's only the MSPCA... I'll try inform them via internet. Let me try..

Come help me clean then you can have beer and join in our "business". :)

You would love me there today. I am a cleanig machine. Just about to do the fish tanks. My little guy is almost off the bus so I won't get much done later.

Now about this "business" hmmm now a third wheel. Us, him. Hmm...

You would love me there today. I am a cleanig machine. Just about to do the fish tanks. My little guy is almost off the bus so I wont get much done later.

Now about this "business" hmmm now a third wheel. Us, him. hmm...

A world of possibilities at your fingertips!

Sigh, that of Mauritius doesn't even have a site... the only organisation that I know is PAWS, but it does not go to pick stray dogs... :(

Sigh, that of Mauritius doesn't even have a site... the only organisation that I know is PAWS, but it does not go to pick stray dogs... :(

There's no Humane society Unky?

A world of possibilities at your fingertips!

Literally, because of the gloves. :)

Unfortunately no, Alty :( I'm out of ideas, and that poor dog is still there. I can't afford adopting it :(

Gloves? Uh kc are you able to fill all the fingers?
Just curious.

Unfortunately no, Alty :( I'm out of ideas, and that poor dog is still there. I can't afford adopting it :(

I wish I could help Unky.

Is there a number you can all for the MSPCA (was that it?) maybe they can pick up the pup.

Unky, I found this article.

International Animal Rescue : News : Mauritius - Tropical Paradise? (http://www.internationalanimalrescue.org/news/1999/apr99.shtml)

It looks like PAWS is your best bet.

Sigh, that of Mauritius doesn't even have a site... the only organisation that I know is PAWS, but it does not go to pick stray dogs... :(

Unky, possibly if you call PAWS they can put you in contact with the proper people.

I also found this;

PAWS Mauritius - Animal PAWS Mauritius (http://www.pawsmauritius.org/Dogs-Welfare-Care-57a.html)

Click on Services, they give you info on how to report a stray dog.

Ok, I'll have to consult the phone directory. I'll keep you informed! I'm not sure they receive calls right now. I'll try later on. Thanks for trying to help :)

I visited the site too. They said they do not pick up stray dogs... :(

I have to go now. Have work, and has to feed my dog. I'll keep you informed. :)

Cya later on Stringer, Alty, Sunny! :)

Unky out

I have to go now. Have work, and has to feed my dog. I'll keep you informed. :)

Cya later on Stringer, Alty, Sunny! :)

Unky out

Bye Unky.

Bye Unky, good luck with the dog.

Bye unky. Good luck with the pup. Maybe your dream was a sign.

Hey

Bye unky. Good luck with the pup. Maybe your dream was a sign.

I bet you are tickled pink and excited about this weekend... bet you can hardly contain yourself... bet that you will have as much fun as your son... bet that you eat more sweets than he does... bet... oh well, no bets, I know all this is true and I am happy for you.

Hey guys,see you unky,best of luck trying to home the dog.

How's everyone?

I bet you are tickled pink and excited about this weekend...bet you can hardly contain yourself....bet that you will have as much fun as your son....bet that you eat more sweets than he does....bet......oh well, no bets, I know all this is true and I am happy for ya.


Ill take a bet stringer... I have a nice little earner going on taking wagers.

ill take a bet stringer...i have a nice little earner going on taking wagers.

Hi Red... "how yoooou duin'?"

My bet would be on the 'for sure' side... she will be giddy just like a 6 years old... :)

I bet she will cry buckets!

What's the bet?

A keg and half an a5ss?

I bet you are tickled pink and excited about this weekend...bet you can hardly contain yourself....bet that you will have as much fun as your son....bet that you eat more sweets than he does....bet......oh well, no bets, I know all this is true and I am happy for ya.

I bet your right! The best part is one of my girlfriends from school is coming with her family. Its been so long since I have seen her. I can't wait. Well I saw her a couple weeks ago. But getting the kids together will be fun.

I am saving the appetite for the bonfire. Someone is bringing shishkabobs (sp?) to cook up for all us drunks that are around after. Yummy!

Did I say drunks? Haha it is my sons party.

I bet your right! The best part is one of my girlfriends from school is coming with her family. Its been so long since I have seen her. I can't wait. Well I saw her a couple weeks ago. But getting the kids together will be fun.

I am saving the appetite for the bonfire. Someone is bringing shishkabobs (sp?) to cook up for all us drunks that are around after. Yummy!

Did I say drunks? haha it is my sons party.


Arrrgghgrrraggg... im trying to build up our stash and your giving the game away!

i bet she will cry buckets!

whats the bet?

a keg and half an a5ss?

What would I do with only half?

arrrgghgrrraggg...im trying to build up our stash and your giving the game away!

I win!! You have to produce!

What would I do with only half?

Well I was banking on me winning the bet,but sunny has blown my cover!

We already have a keg and kc's bottom,I was going to auction yours to the highest bidder,I figured marta had dibs,so I only looked for half...

Fair sportsmanship.

I win!!!! You have to produce!


Fair enough, here's one keg,and half kc's bottom... have fun!

well i was banking on me winning the bet,but sunny has blown my cover!

we already have a keg and kc's bottom,i was going to auction yours to the highest bidder,i figured marta had dibs,so i only looked for half...

fair sportsmanship.

Refer to post 919... and I don't want KC's butt...

fair enough, heres one keg,and half kc's bottom...have fun!

Not happening... :cool:

Kc half your a5ss now belongs to stringer...

Stringer,I never mentioned who's a5ss I was betting!

Hey

kc half your a5ss now belongs to stringer...

stringer,i never mentioned whos a5ss i was betting!

Yep... ya did, let's see... page 3126, section G, article ll, paragraph 163, side bar # 2... right here... "Red's butt"... "Description: female, 30's, firm....." Got cha! :)

Yep...ya did, let's see...page 3126, section G, article ll, paragraph 163, side bar # 2...right here...."Red's butt"...."Description: female, 30's, firm....." Got cha! :)


I did in my a5ss!

Bet my bottom when I had a perfectly good spare,in the form of kc's... not a chance!

Hey Everyone,

I've only read the last couple of pages, but wow... what am I missing? :D

kc half your a5ss now belongs to stringer...

stringer,i never mentioned whos a5ss i was betting!

How did this happen? :mad:

Hello adam,could I possibly borrow your bottom...

I need to do the old switcherroo..

How did this happen? :mad:


You put your bottom and a keg up as a wager... you lost.. I lost half a bottom to stringer,so I have offered yours.. easy peasy.

Oh my god. Someone noticed me. But no, you can not borrow my bottom. I have a feeling I am going to die a bitter old alone man.

Oh my god. someone noticed me. but no, you can not borrow my bottom. I have a feeling I am going to die a bitter old alone man.


I noticed you adam,but there were bottoms on the line...

Bitter old alone man? Have you been playing in the physic thread?

Really,they just take the mick there adam.

I have to go watch men try on suits.. top hats and tails... its a dirty dirty job,but someone has to do it.

'gone fishing'

How did this happen? :mad:

Yep, she 'bet your A*S! But she is hedging... I found the info in our contract... it should be hers and it is! :D

Stringer, have you been getting as much rain as I have? It has been raining not stop here since Sunday. Well very little sunshine.

Stringer, have you been getting as much rain as I have? It has been raining not stop here since Sunday. Well very little sunshine.

We had rain all day and night last Monday Adam and since it has been over cast drizzle and cooler... a little depressing.

I want to start putting my outside Halloween decorations up soon, maybe starting today. I go all out just like Christmas (as you know)... won an award last year. So I have a call in to the company that cuts and trims my lawns to see if they are going to cut it once more this year or not.

I need to cut my yard one more time this year. I think I only cut it 3 times anyway. My grass doesn't grow at all. It always looks good just hardly needs mowed.

I leave to wash my kitchen floor (by hand, on my knees) and you kids are betting your a$$es?

I see JLo is back. :)

Adam, why are you going to die old and alone?

Hey Alty. I have been so bored. You ought to see all the jokes I have had to post here to keep myself entertained and to hopefully entertain others.

I am just a miserable person who has so much but nothing to give.

I leave to wash my kitchen floor (by hand, on my knees) and you kids are betting your a$$es?

I see JLo is back. :)

Adam, why are you going to die old and alone?

And why am I NOT looking at a cute hairless butt? :eek::D

I leave to wash my kitchen floor (by hand, on my knees) and you kids are betting your a$$es?

I see JLo is back. :)

Adam, why are you going to die old and alone?

Yes, I was back and all ready to discuss butts...

Yes, I was back and all ready to discuss butts ...

I'm the collector of the bet, however it doesn't seem that Red will keep her word... and I don't have a choice...

I'm the collector of the bet, however it doesn't seem that Red will keep her word...and I don't have a choice.......

I guess you'll have to use your imagination.

I guess you'll have to use your imagination.

Eeeeewwwww... nope.

Unless... Megan Fox... hmmmm... Okkkkk. :)

Unless.....Megan Fox....hmmmm...Okkkkk. :)

Or Justy?
Alty?
Muddy?
NM?
Red?
JLo?

Too many babes on this site. Wait... what am I saying? Never mind.

Or Justy?
Alty?
Muddy?
NM?
Red?
JLo?

Too many babes on this site. Wait... what am I saying? Never mind.

Yes, yes... YES... (Thanks for covering me cats... ) Again Yes ladies, are you listening to me... yes.

Yes, yes....YES...(Thanks for covering me cats....) Again Yes ladies, are you listening to me....yes.

I didn't read everything so I must have missed something... but I meant the ladies when I said use your imagination. Now I'm wondering what I missed. :p

I didn't read everything so I must have missed something ... but I meant the ladies when I said use your imagination. Now I'm wondering what I missed. :p

In short, Red made a bet with me that I proceeded to win, the reward (by her choice) was A5SS, when she lost she coped and said I could now have KC's. Didn't appeal at all...

She needs to honor her original debt... :)

In short, Red made a bet with me that I proceeded to win, the reward (by her choice) was A5SS, when she lost she coped and said I could now have KC's. Didn't appeal at all....

She needs to honor her original debt....:)

I think I'll stay out of this one. :)

OK on reds behalf, since I squashed her plan, you can have mine. Don't make me post a pic! ;)

Or Justy?
Alty?
Muddy?
NM?
Red?
JLo?

Too many babes on this site. Wait... what am I saying? Never mind.

I have to agree though... so many hotties on this site... but all too far away from me... just out of reach... :(

I have to agree though... so many hotties on this site... but all too far away from me... just out of reach... :(

And we guys here consider ourselves lucky Black. :D

OK on reds behalf, since I squashed her plan, you can have mine. Dont make me post a pic! ;)

Great... now I have to fight all these guys off... thanks Sunny..

Absolutely... is my answer dear, absolutely!

I think I'll stay out of this one. :)

Yep... I suppose... :)

It is a shame the hotties on here aren't more geographically convenient for me!

What ever position (on the map I mean) you want me to be in just say it already. I can move quickly.

Midwest Sunny... right in the heart of America.

Midwest Sunny...right in the heart of America.

OH yes the midsection. That's what I was guessing.

Good night everyone.

Good night everyone.

Good night NY...

I have to agree though... so many hotties on this site... but all too far away from me... just out of reach... :(

Tasmania's closer, make your play for Shaz. She's incredibly cute too, but Vaughn's really tough competition.

Haha... all the ladies on here are cute, but I'm sure there is strong competition for all of them... Lol!

Its OK... I'll just admire them from afar... stalk them if you will... ;)

Haha... all the ladies on here are cute, but I'm sure there is strong competition for all of them... Lol!

Its ok... I'll just admire them from afar... stalk them if you will... ;)

Stalk all you want to. I like the "make friends" thing.

We're stalking people?

Who?

Can I stalk someone?

Please?

Sorry Alty... but I'm doing the stalking...

I wonder who I should stalk first...

Got anything interesting planned for the weekend?

I just want to know what I'm in for... ;)

Hey to anyone out there. Is this place going to get out of control today? If so, let me know now so I know to stay gone.

No, not going to be out of control. It is Friday, time to get to work, hit it hard and then party time!

Speak for yourself. It's Friday and time to get out of control - once I wake up. :D

A little bit of dancing, a little bit of brew... a little bit of me and a whole lot of YOU!

TGIF baby!

I am just wanting to get through this day and then until tomorrow afternoon so I can relax and have a fun weekend

You're a poet... and didn't even know it.

Yep, maybe watch Nevada win tonight and go dancing! ;)

You're a poet ... and didn't even know it.

Yep, maybe watch Nevada win tonight and go dancing! ;)

Easy there! Let's not get carried away.

I am just wanting to get through this day and then til tomorrow afternoon so I can relax and have a fun weekend

Get through a day? How about make the most of a day! :D

Easy there! Let's not get carried away.

No... let's get carried away! It's Friday. :D

Just keep it down, I'm trying to sleep

Sleep? There is no time for that Adam. We must not waste the day away.

It is raining and raining and raining, I think that is all it is going to do. This is 6th day straight of just rain. Argh!

It is raining and raining and raining, I think that is all it is going to do. This is 6th day straight of just rain. Argh!

We are about to have the 21st Weekend in a row of rain...
No wonder my grass in 2 foot high :rolleyes:

We are about to have the 21st Weekend in a row of rain....
No wonder my grass in 2 foot high :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, but that sucks Shaz.

Time to kiss the baby guys!!

Get UP!!

Argh

Adam you are in an entirely poor mood right now. What gives? You need a beer?

I will definitely take a beer or five.

I will definately take a beer or five.

I like your style.

Yes indeed

Beer!

There's beer?

It's only 9:30 in the morning over here.

Bad kids.

Naughty.

Pass me one. :)

Question? What do you call a women on her last nerve and in dire need of a drink?

Answer. redhed35.

question? what do you call a women on her last nerve and in dire need of a drink?

answer. redhed35.

Or Artlady :)
BTW,I tried to PM you back but your settings prohibit accepting PM's.
Just wanted to say thank-you !

I have doubled up on crossing things for you... you will get the expert status,and a nifty avator!

Positive positive positive...

It has got to be five o' clock somewhere...

i have doubled up on crossing things for you...you will get the expert status,and a nifty avator!

postive postive postive...

Your cute :)

It has got to be five o' clock somewhere...

My good German mother always said your stomach doesn't know what time it is. ;)

It has got to be five o' clock somewhere...

Its 5.50 pm here,need to get out and clear my head after the day,purge on the road,not on the boards... I keep my own council,and talk to myself as I do the circuit,having the dog with me saves me from being arrested... sounds nutty but it works.. its like having a mental clean out for me.

It's almost 11am here. Too early to drink. Or is it? ;)

It would make cleaning go by faster. :)

Never too early to drink, in my book at least.

It's almost 11am here. Too early to drink. Or is it? ;)

It would make cleaning go by faster. :)


Bloody hell alty,hands and knees on the kitchen floor last night,still cleaning today!

I have a pile of ironing that's need to be done if your interested?

bloody hell alty,hands and knees on the kitchen floor last night,still cleaning today!

i have a pile of ironing thats need to be done if your interested?

Ironing? No way!

I buy wash and wear for that very reason. I hate ironing, I'd rather have a root canal.

It's my semi annual deep clean. Spring and fall, that's when I do it.

I wash the walls, the windows, the cabinets, clean out the cupboards, get rid of things we no longer use, get organized, you know, the works.

The kitchen is always the hardest, that's done so the rest will be easy peasy. :)

Now go do your ironing young lady. :)

Never too early to drink, in my book at least.

Cheers to that. :cool:

Cheers to that. :cool:

Carry on... :cool: