If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croûtons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

I greatly enjoyed that. The crouton one actually makes since. Haha.. I never thought of it like that though.

Rick

Hi, Rick!

I know that they aren't the best... But, I hadn't posted anything in this forum topic area in awhile. I'm glad that you liked them, and I hope that others might get a "kick" out of them.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Clough;1980683]Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
QUOTE]

Having children can help with those lessons, too. :rolleyes:

Very good clough :)

I've posted these before but in case you didn't see them here are a couple more...

Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets?

Why is there a used by date on sour cream?

Why is there an "S" in the word Lisp?

[quote=Clough;1980683]Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
QUOTE]

Having children can help with those lessons, too. :rolleyes:

You're right about that, Cat1864!

Thanks!

Very good clough :)

I've posted these before but in case you didn't see them here are a couple more.................

Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets??

Why is there a used by date on sour cream??

Why is there an "S" in the word Lisp??

Good questions, friend4u178! :)

You're welcome. :)

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
I love it ,it's going to be part of my signature.
LOL.I makes sense .thanks buddy

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


I love it ,it's going to be part of my signature.
LOL.I makes sense .thanks buddy

I'm glad that you liked it, artlady! :)

Thanks!