Oops!

That too. ;)

Her "substitute" has already been put in place... :cool:

Hey guys :) I'm on a bus with 21 college girls, on the way to a regional soccer tournament. I'm bored :)

Post pics of said college chicks!

LOL! Sorry. I'm on my blackberry... No way to post pics. :)

It's a receptionist/bouncer type position. It's the annual flu shot run. The job is for
6 months but it's a government position so the pay is great.

The original flu shot run is 3 months, then they're doing the H1N1 run for 3 months after that.

I'm super exited.

Congratulations! :)

Does Canada do this as just a one time contract or are you now on the rolls forever like the US does?

Have a safe trip J Lo, both hands on the wheel..let us know that you arrived home safe....:)

I made it home all in one piece, after one of the ugliest drives you can imagine. :o Just wondering though... where else would my hands be but on the wheel? :)


lol

well J-lo for some reason i suspect you either have a micra or a fiesta am i right?

Way off. I drive a fun sports car - and I have a new personal best time. It's a good thing there were no cops around. :D


Her "substitute" has already been put in place...:cool:

There's no such thing. Alty is unique, one of a kind, irreplaceable...


Okay, I'm going to grab a bite to eat and take a quick nap. It's been a long day. :)

I made it home all in one piece, after one of the ugliest drives you can imagine. :o Just wondering though ... where else would my hands be but on the wheel? :)



Way off. I drive a fun sports car - and I have a new personal best time. It's a good thing there were no cops around. :D



There's no such thing. Alty is unique, one of a kind, irreplaceable ...


Okay, I'm going to grab a bite to eat and take a quick nap. It's been a long day. :)

You and me both... actually, I need a beer, NOW!

You and me both...actually, I need a beer, NOW!!

Is that an order?

Is that an order?

Yes... immediately, pretty please, with sugar on top. It's been a long day!

Yes...immediately, pretty please, with sugar on top. It's been a long day!

Sugar on top... the things I could say. :p

Sugar on top ... the things I could say. :p

Well don't stand on precedent... go on!

My head is about to explode... :(

What's up blacky?

Whats up blacky ??

Nothing major... just a little man with a big sledgehammer in my head trying to play the drums with my brain...

(Headache)... looking at 3 computer screens all day... plus looking at 2 all last night...

Go have a few beers , that'll fix it ;)

Good Morning to whoever is out there. Looks like nobody so I guess The Castle is all mine.
This is my 10th day of being sick. That is ridiculous. Sorry for complaining, I am done now

Hey adam,I hate being sick!

We are having an indian summer here at the moment,thousands of white pasty bodies roaming around town this morning... lovely!

Heading out to the garden soon,get some free vit D.

My 8 year old is carrying her new "Pet" around in a basket,his name is rod.

Stay with me here,she found rod last night abandoned and lost,in her room.

Rod is a daddy long legs.

Kids got issues.

Awww poor rod, obviously his previous owner didn't take very good care of him

my 8 year old is carrying her new "Pet" around in a basket,his name is rod.

stay with me here,she found rod last night abandoned and lost,in her room.

rod is a daddy long legs.

kids got issues.

Well, at least it is an easy to care for "pet". But that has to be cute to watch.

You don't keep "Rod" as a pet... you SQUISH Rod with a shoe!

She is out on the patio now with her halloween costume on. he has a selection of food stuff,seemingly 'rod is so funny'!

Well I suppose it could be worse,she could be out dealing crack and robbing cars.

I think 8 year olds should have pet daddy long legs and wear their halloween costumes,in September...

Yea know I don't even remember the last time I even laughed. Well I just did after reading your last post Red. Thank You!

Haha Adam, same here.
Sorry Red but that is one strange girl.. I ran screaming from spiders when I was her age :eek:

She's is afraid of spiders,but not daddy long legs,she has a book on them,I don't know she's just strange.

She also likes digging holes in the back garden.. ah,she's a nice kid,gives us plenty of material to make fun of her when she's 16!

Haha, start video taping it all for her birthday video :D

Kids are great once they get past the diaper stage :p

It's Gameday you AMHDers... kill em' all, let the paramedics sort em' out! :cool:

M - I - Z - Z - O - U!!

Redhed, I am now picturing an 8 year old in a Halloween costume (it keeps going through various styles) dealing crack while her accomplice known only as Rod Longlegs empties their cars. It isn't going well because no one really wants to buy sidewalks and Rod can't reach the doors.

Go Vols!!

Hahaha thank you Cat for that great mental image :D

You're welcome. :D

KC, what are you talking about by the way?

I am happy to announce the marriage of rod (still alive) and an earth worm yet to be named... may they be happy and live another 3 to 4 hours in bliss.

The ceremony was proformed by ciara (my daughter) and witnesed by a two dogs.

I suspect a funeral by 7 ish.

It's college football day Adam. I am a Missouri Tiger fan... aka MIZZOU

Sorry to bring football into this thread guys, but that is one thing I am REALLY passionate about.

It's college football day Adam. I am a Missouri Tiger fan...aka MIZZOU

Sorry to bring football into this thread guys, but that is one thing I am REALLY passionate about.


If you can't bring your passion to the castle were all doomed... DOOMED I SAY!

It's college football day Adam. I am a Missouri Tiger fan...aka MIZZOU

Sorry to bring football into this thread guys, but that is one thing I am REALLY passionate about.

I had a feeling you were talking about football. I love football but only pro. I couldn't tell you one thing about college football except I hear IU really sucks and they are in my town but I am not going to like them just for that.

Are you a pro footballer guy to KC? Please say yes.

I love the Chiefs... LOVE em'!

i am happy to announce the marriage of rod (still alive) and an earth worm yet to be named...may they be happy and live another 3 to 4 hours in bliss.

the ceremony was proformed by ciara (my daughter) and witnesed by a two dogs.

i suspect a funeral by 7 ish.

Hmmm... to congratulate the... um... couple or to send condolences at 8ish. :confused:

I'm a huge Colt's fan I can't wait for them to face the Jags. Should be interesting with the new changes to both teams.

Are you ready for the Kansas vs. Baltimore game?

Todd Haley has gone a little crazy lately hasn't he?

Hmmm...to congratulate the...um...couple or to send condolences at 8ish. :confused:

I'll kick in a few dollars for a universal gift...

Perhaps flowers would be best, that way we only have to send one gift for both occasions :D

I'm a huge Colt's fan I can't wait for them to face the Jags. Should be interesting with the new changes to both teams.

Are you ready for the Kansas vs. Baltimore game?

Who and Who? :p

I have trouble following Aussie rules football and rugby, let alone that pansy-arse game you guys play over there.
What's with all the padding... seriously :p

See now this is a fun game... especially if you are drinking...

Take a shot every time someone gets knocked unconscious or breaks a bone

YouTube - AFL BIGGEST HITS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2YRvlBy3Qg)

Oh come on Shaz. That hurts.

How rough is Auzzie football?

I used to play football and the padding don't help too much. You still feel a lot. It is just to protect out head and our upper body.

Could you imagine getting hit by a guy who is 6'6 350lbs and pure muscle with arms as big as your head and running as fast as he can?

Oh come on Shaz. That hurts.

How rough is Auzzie football?

I used to play football and the padding don't help to much. You still feel alot. It is just to protect out head and our upper body.

Could you imagine getting hit by a guy who is 6'6 350lbs and pure muscle with arms as big as your head and running as fast as he can?

Nuh-uh, it's just girly ball with the padding :p

A while back an American football team came to Australia and the Australian Rugby team dared them to play a match against them... without padding. The Americans refused.. :rolleyes:

Some of the rugby players here do wear padded helmets, buts that's only after they have received a head injury :p

You do know I'm just messing with you right? :p

Hi Shazzy, Adam and Red! Sorry for you Adam, it shucks being sick :( Get well soon, and dare not have that swine flu!

Hello unky.. having a good day?

Hope you have pre booked the computer!

Nope, the puter is shifting now and then... my mouse is not always behaving as I want. It can stop all of a sudden and not move at all except if I restart the puter. :(

My AMHD pages keep freezing,I think it's the computer though..

Ice age 2 is on,great movie.

2? I thought that Ice age three was on... :confused:

Anyway, I haven't have the occasion to watch any of the Ice Age movies :( I'll try to have them by December, during the hols :)

I love kids films,the lion king is a classic.

My fav film of all time is the wizard of Oz. love love that movie.

i love kids films,the lion king is a classic.

my fav film of all time is the wizard of Oz. love love that movie.

Amen to that, kids films are the best ;)

I would like to watch the Lion King once more. The first movie, I mean. I have the CD of the Lion King 2 at home. The first one, I watched it at the cinema when I was about 4. I don't remember the whole thing, only some 'screenshots'.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Unky!
Get that movie and watch it now!!

We saw it at the cinema too,my eldest kept asking what was wrong with the rabbit (simba) I tried to tell her but she insisted...

I think I established today my children are odd.

we saw it at the cinema too,my eldest kept asking what was wrong with the rabbit (simba) i tried to tell her but she insisted...

i think i established today my children are odd.

Only as odd as their mother :D


:: runs away ::

Only as odd as their mother :D


:: runs away ::


Well they didn't pick it up off the ground shaz.

Poor kids.

My genes are high quality,a flunky one got in,I blame their father.

Got to say GO Penn State and Pitt...

And tomorrow night>>>>>>Bears at Green Bay! Go Bears!

Gotta say GO Penn State and Pitt....

And tomorrow night>>>>>>Bears at Green Bay! Go Bears!


Hey mr stringer... long time no craic.

How you?

Red, you think your children are strange. You know Cats.

Apples and trees. That's all I've got to say.

Lol! Hey Stringer!

Red: two things you said about how weird your kids were
- one like daddy legs
- one sees a cub lion as a rabbit

:eek:

I think mrs legs is dead (rods wife) I hav'ent the heart to tell her.

Hi, Stringer.

i think mrs legs is dead (rods wife) i hav'ent the heart to tell her.

Well, you did say that you expected the funeral about 7ish.

Well, you did say that you expected the funeral about 7ish.

It's true, she really is psychic!

It does seem that she is doesn't it.

Hey Cat! :)

Its 7 45, oh my freaking God,I am psychic!

But,really I think the time frame for death was realistic...

It was an impossible love.

Hi, Unk.

its 7 45, oh my freaking God,i am psychic!!

but,really i think the time frame for death was realistic...

it was an impossible love.

It was. It was also fairly predictable. Earthworms don't do well aboveground for extended periods. So are you going to be the probate Judge?

OMG! How do you two (Cat and Cats) manage to post a minute interval between your posts? Is one of you using a laptop, another computer or a mobile/blackberry ?

Mrs legs has been flung out the back door..

I fear for rod...

But sure,that's what happens,we have a stoic view of death in this house.

When is the reading of the will?

Does Rod get full custody of the children?

How is he going to pay the mortgage on the hole in the dirt?

OMG! How do you two (Cat and Cats) manage to post a minute interval between your posts? Is one of you using a laptop, another computer or a mobile/blackberry ?


I can just see it.. its my turn,no its my turn... back away from the computer... if you want a dinner again its my turn.. no its my turn...

When is the reading of the will?

Does Rod get full custody of the children?

How is he going to pay the mortgage on the hole in the dirt?


Wonder what kind of hybrid insect would come of daddy long legs and an earth worm...

She got great fun out of the two today... just goes to show ,kids don't need much to use their imagination.

But... at 1 minute interval, that's amazing! :eek:

But... at 1 minute interval, that's amazing! :eek:


That's love unk.

Ok, I am taking it that the cats are married?

Ok then?

Well, I have a mouse

wonder what kind of hybrid insect would come of daddy long legs and an earth worm...

Please don't say that loud enough for the movie industry to hear. :eek:

OMG! How do you two (Cat and Cats) manage to post a minute interval between your posts? Is one of you using a laptop, another computer or a mobile/blackberry ?

The joys of Wi fi, Unky.

Please don't say that loud enough for the movie industry to hear. :eek:

Sad but true.

I hear the writter of "8 legged freaks" head exploding with the idea of creating it, just too many possibilities.

Ok, I am taking it that the cats are married?

Ok then?

Well, I have a mouse


Have you been living in a shed?

How did you miss that adam... your sick I know.

Yes, adam, I am Cats' Cat. :)

Ok, I am taking it that the cats are married?

Ok then?

Well, I have a mouse

Yes, Adam. I convinced my wife to open her own account. Half the time we read them together anyway.

By the way, I charge money to get rid of mice.

In adam's defense he has been sick for 10 days and I have only been on here for a few days.

Of course, if he has a mouse then the shed might be possible, too.

Yes, Adam. I convinced my wife to open her own account. Half the time we read them together anyway.

By the way, I charge money to get rid of mice.

Do you give discounts to AMHD members? :D

My other half is a member... he introduced himself and answered a few car questions, that as far as he got :rolleyes:

Sad but true.

I hear the writter of "8 legged freaks" head exploding with the idea of creating it, just too many possibilities.

OMG

Dune with legs!! :eek:

OMG

Dune with legs!!!:eek:

Dune with Legs with a little bit of Journey to the center of the Earth ;)

[QUOTE=shazamataz;1975369]Do you give discounts to AMHD members? :DQUOTE]

Absolutely! But the expenses kind of makes that moot.

Yes red, I was sick for awhile. I've been around here for awhile now and I always miss new people. I miss out a week and then bam here is this new person with a thousand posts in one week who knows everything and I am like what the hell happened. Oh well, I'm going back in my hole.

Ah, that explains everything!

As a side not, do you usually have to switch on the wifi from your live box for it to work?

And red: no Cat is able to catch me >: )

Nope, wireless router and LAN. Cat has the desktop and I'm on my work machine.

Oh and thanks for the clarification Cats!

I do not live in a shed. I live in a nice cabin by the lake in the woods. With the little problem of having mice get in is really annoying.

I have just found my little mouse friend I was talking about here at work. My boss thought it would be a great idea to buy office trailers. Oh joy! Not.

Well, they suck, and now I keep seeing this fat mouse waddle back and forth from one wall to the other. The slowest mouse I have ever seen. Hey, I could have my own pet at work. I wonder how the hell this mouse got so fat, there is never any food in this scale house.

Have you ever heard a Bosnian accent? It sounds so awesome.

D-con brand poison works pretty well, Adam, and they don't normally die inside the walls and smell afterwards. Does the mouse really speak Bosnian?

Nope, wireless router and LAN. Cat has the desktop and I'm on my work machine.

Oh, OK, I understand :)

Mice can go flat because of their rather smooth bones I think. One can easily pass under a door which is about a quarter of an inch above ground level.

That is probably what he did, he read a book on how to speak bosnian and then he ate the damn book. Solves everything

I hate mice.. you could try novel ways to catch him?

Give him a name.

Meeeses:eek::D;)!!

Hey Red, Unky, Cat, Adam, Cats and you... I am supposed to be cleaning and organizing my garage today, trying but I'm not much into it...

Problem is I am one of those people where everything has to be in its' place, and I am also an impulse buyer so I have so many things in that garage. The walls and the shelves that I built are full. Over last winter and the summer when I bought 'things that I might need :)' they just got piled up in places. Now... no room to do much organizing and not much ambition to do it. But I'll keep trying... :rolleyes::eek:

There he goes, there he goes again. He must be trying to burn some fat. I think I am going to start speaking with a bosnian accent it is so awesome.

I just about sh!t myself. I was typing this message and I look down and there is fatty Mcmouse at my feet. I think he may want to eat me.

There he goes, there he goes again. He must be trying to burn some fat. I think I am going to start speaking with a bosnian accent it is so awesome.

I just about sh!t myself. I was typing this msg and I look down and there is fatty Mcmouse at my feet. I think he may want to eat me.

Then you better be throwin' some bread crumbs on the floor for him!:D

There he goes, there he goes again. He must be trying to burn some fat. I think I am going to start speaking with a bosnian accent it is so awesome.

I just about sh!t myself. I was typing this msg and I look down and there is fatty Mcmouse at my feet. I think he may want to eat me.


Nibble nibble nibble... im not an lol-er adam,but lol.

Then ya better be throwin' some bread crumbs on the floor for him!:D

I should but then he might find the bread and eat it to. I better kill him before things get out of control. I have a feeling I will come back to work after the weekend is over and a lot of my printer paper will be torn.

I should but then he might find the bread and eat it to. I better kill him before things get out of control. I have a feeling I will come back to work after the weekend is over and alot of my printer paper will be torn.

You thought that he might eat you... bread crumbs... diversion! :D

Hey! I must go now. Bedtime...

Good night from Mauritius! :)

Unky out. I/ll be here in about 7 hours or so...

Hey! I must go now. Bedtime...

Good night from Mauritius! :)

Unky out. I/ll be here in about 7 hours or so...

Watch out for those meeeses Unky they like to cuddle up under the covers... :D

Night Unky.

Where'd you go?

Is this a sign that I need to get back to cleaning my garage? I don't want to...

Oh lovable little meseses.

Good you're back Adam, I can put off cleaning that garage for a bit.

No cleaning Stringer. That is an order. I don't car ehow much you want to you are not going to.

No cleaning Stringer. That is an order. I don't car ehow much you want to you are not going to.

Yep, I need to follow that advice... :D:D

Night, Unky. Rest well. :)

Heck no, leave the garage as it is, it can wait another day.

Well done. Now go inside, grab a beer, sit in your chair and wait for that Bears game tomorrow night.

Nite, Unky. Rest well. :)

You were 'lurking' weren't you... Cats a good instructor... right? :p

Ok, now I don't have any more excuses, you all left... are you guys in cohoots with Marta?

Back to my garage...

I'm here...

To say Goodnight :p

I'm here....

To say Goodnight :p

Hey Shaz, I got a reprieve!

That's it??

You aren't coming back?

Damn, the forces are working against me here...

The garage is calling...

Stringer, do the right thing... :)

Night Shaz. It's only 3 PM here and the sun is shining 80 degrees, how can I be in the garage... Well being here at the 'puter isn't being in the sun either... doomed.

Goodnight, you.

Rest well, Shaz.

All right guys! I am out of here. See you Monday!

Alright guys! I am out of here. See ya Monday!

Bye Adam.

Joe, you never said 'hello?' Bye... night.

Bye, adam. I hope rest helps. :)

Ok, now I'm leavin' I can't handle being ignored :):)

I'm puttin' on some old rock and roll and headin' to the garage...

On second thought, I'm going to go get the oil changed in my C-70

Hello?

Anyone?

I think I am... does that mean I am?

I think I am...does that mean I am?

You are. :)

Could you ask your hubby a question for me?

I am being bombarded by flies.

Usually we have mosquitos and tons of them, for the last two years it's flies.

I have 4 indoor rabbits and a husband that likes to keep the door open when he
BBQ's, so they've invaded my house.

I clean the bunnies every day, but still, flies, flies, flies.

They're driving me batty.

Either they go or I do. ;)

Any tips?

I'll let him play with flies. :)

I'll let him play with flies. :)

LOL!

I don't want to play with them, I want to KILL them! ;)

When you get done laughing at my answer, try it.

Get a brand name ziploc baggie (brand names have a little heavier plastic) and fill it 1/2 full of clear water. Hang it as close as possible to the entry. It acts as a convex mirror and scares away the flies.

Other methods include zappers (as far away from the house as possible) or flypaper strips. Commercial establishments use sticky traps with the zappers' lights or air curtains at all doorways ($1000 per door and up)

When you get done laughing at my answer, try it.

Get a brand name ziploc baggie (brand names have a little heavier plastic) and fill it 1/2 full of clear water. Hang it as close as possible to the entry. It acts as a convex mirror and scares away the flies.

Other methods include zappers (as far away from the house as possible) or flypaper strips. Commercial establishments use sticky traps with the zappers' lights or air curtains at all doorways ($1000 per door and up)

$1000 per door! :eek:

I'll try the ziploc bags.

Shopping I go.

I've been swatting them with my fly swatter but it seems that for every one I kill, 10 come to the funeral. :(

$1000 per door!? :eek::(

That's for the Air curtain fans. That's for like food processing plants and warehouses.

That's for the Air curtain fans. That's for like food processing plants and warehouses.

Still, that's insane. :)

Okay, I'm going to kill me some pesky little flies.

I'll let you know how it goes.

I'm sure you're on the edge of your seat to find out. ;)

Later.

There that bad...

Sup Joe?

24548
I'm back for a while

24548
I'm back for a while

GOOD MORNING Unky !

This short clip has nothing to do with anything on this thread but I liked it and I wanted to share... I am not as religious as my mom wanted me to be and this does touch on it but beyond that it also says what it takes to make a friend... giving of yourself and I guess trusting a little... I hope you like it...

The Second Mile Movie (http://www.thesecondmilemovie.com/)

Well, it has been a long day and no I didn't get the garage cleaned and organized either... but it is about 11 PM here and I have a lot to do tomorrow so that I can watch the Bears at 7:30 PM tomorrow... (Yeah Red, American Football!! )

So sleep tight and see you tomorrow... :)

Stringer

Goodnight Stringer.

Hey Joe! Night Stringer! :) I hope the Bears will win! :)

Hey Joe! Night Stringer! :) I hope the Bears will win! :)

Thank you kind sir. Night.

Goodnight Stringer.

Night Joe, take care my friend. :)

Adam... this is how to keep those meeeses busy...

Top 7 Funniest And Oddest Annimal Moments - Weird Worm (http://www.weirdworm.com/top-7-funniest-and-oddest-annimal-moments-2/)

Ah, yes Stringer, I really liked the clip you posted earlier :) It gave me the courage to go for the exams :)

Ah, yes Stringer, I really liked the clip you posted earlier :) It gave me the courage to go for the exams :)

Unky... you are SO COOL! I think you are turning into a great man! XXOO

Ah, yes Stringer, I really liked the clip you posted earlier :) It gave me the courage to go for the exams :)

Thanks Unky...

Well, the Bears lost their first game.

Happy Birthday Alty!

Happy birthday Alty, happy birthday Alty, happy biiiiiiiirrrttthhdaaaayyy Alllltyyyyyyyyy,

Happy birthdayyy Allllllltyyyyyyyy!!


Three Cheers for Alty, hip hip hip! Hooray!! :p :p :)

Well, I guess it is Alty's Birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALTY.

Stringer, I am so sorry for the Bears, but guess what?

The Colt's did win their first one.
I was so happy and it was such a scary game though. Really close.

Did you see the craziness in the Denver vs. Cincinnati game? Now that was awesome!

Happy birthday, Alty. :)

Oops, I forgot about your post Stringer :o Sorry that the Bears lost. Are they eliminated right away or is it the system of points in a group, where the two best teams can continue? If that's so, they still have a chance to 'go up' :)

Happy birthday alty!

Unky, just how much do you know about American Football and the NFL? :confused:

Not a thing, lol :p Mauritius is far far away, I could even say on the opposite sides of the world!

Oops, I forgot about your post Stringer :o Sorry that the Bears lost. Are they eliminated right away or is it the system of points in a group, where the two best teams can continue? If that's so, they still have a chance to 'go up' :)

Hi Unky,

It is set up like this;

There are presently four exhibition games that begin in August, purpose is to find the best players from new recruits, and to refine their 'system/s'

The regular season is sixteen games (yesterday was the first game of the regular season).

The teams are divided up into two conferences (The NFC and the AFC). Then within those two conferences are divisions.

Each team plays the teams in their division twice during the regular season and also other teams.

One team each will win their division along with four teams with decent win/loss records, they are called 'Wild Cards.'

At the end of the regular season the winners of each division in their conference and the winner of the Wild Card will play each other until you have one winner from each conference.

These two winners will then play each other in the Super Bowl in January 2010.

Questions? :)

Stringer

Oops, I forgot about your post Stringer :o Sorry that the Bears lost. Are they eliminated right away or is it the system of points in a group, where the two best teams can continue? If that's so, they still have a chance to 'go up' :)

Hey Unky!

I'm not meaning to steal this one away from Stringer but this is the way the system works.

There are 32 teams in the NFL which means the National Football League.

Each team has 17 weeks where they play 16 games having 1 week off per team.

They separate the teams into the AFC and the NFC which mean Amercian Football Conference and National Football Conference and then they separate them even further into divisions and so on.

So each team plays 16 games in a regular season. Right now Stringer's team the Bears are 0-1 with 15 games left to play.

My team the Colt's are 1-0 with 15 games left. Either of the teams could get better or worse. The colts could finsh 16-0 on the season which is unlikely or they could go 1-15 which is also unlikely. Although the Detroit Lions went winless last year finishing up 0-16, and the year before that the Patriots finished up the year before that with 16-0

Anyway depending on you wins and other factors you could go on to face other teams until the final game, known as the Superbowl. It is kind of like brackets on each side with the AFC and the NFC. 2 teams playing each other and 1 goes on to play the next team who was the winner of the other team. Then you have a NFC championship game and the winner of that goes to the Superbowl and the winner of the AFC championship also goes onto the superbowl. The winner of the Superbowl is then known as the champions of the world.

Sorry this was so lenghly. It probably wasn't needed.

No no no,not football.. HURLING unky,hurling! Football is for babies,and boys,hurling is like ice hockey without the protection... hhurrlinggg...

no no no,not football..HURLING unky,hurling! football is for babies,and boys,hurling is like ice hockey without the protection....hhurrlinggg...

Aaah Ha... :) And when did they make this a 'girls subjects only' thread? :D:D:rolleyes:

Edit:::: Still love you... :)

I know a little about America football, that's a really dangerous one, I know. Thanks Stringer and Adam, I understood with both explanations. If I were to have only one, I don't think I would have understood it :o

It's OK, red. I'm not considering to play American football. In Mauritius, football is considered to be soccer, with the legs only, so yeah... even that, I don't play so often. More of badminton these past few months. :)

Stringer I wasn't sure if you was around to answer that. Sorry to answer anyway. You hadn't answered while I was typing mine out. I apologize for that and for the Bears losing.

Biggest dumbest thing in NFL history with the Bears. Well maybe not in history but still. The Bears did a great trade!

Stringer I wasn't sure if you was around to answer that. Sorry to answer anyway. You hadn't answered while I was typing mine out. I apologize for that and for the Bears losing.

Biggest dumbest thing in NFL history with the Bears. Well maybe not in history but still. The Bears did a great trade!

Tis OK my friend... :)

We'll see, I am depressed about the game... and they have the Steelers next week.. :eek::rolleyes:

Sorry didn't finish that the Bears trade to Denver giving up Orton and their draft pick for Cutler was just a great decision. Well maybe not at the moment but I think it will pay off.

Did you see the Denver vs. Cincinnati game?

I just caught the end and it was 6-0, Denver with less then a minute to go then cincinnati scored a touchdown and got the field goal making it 7-6, Cincinnati. Then with 20 seconds left I don't know what happened there was 18 seconds added on to the clock and they had to kick it off again. Well the kick off was handled in the endzone and taken out to about the 10 yard line where the player tripped on nothing and fell down. Big mistake.
Ortons first throw is thrown to the sidelines and picked off but thankfully it was called incomplete call. Next play: Orton deep deep ball to the far left and the player is triple covered and it bounces off some of the players and right into the hands of Brandon Stokley where he is wide open and runs it all the way for a touchdown making it 12-7 Denver with a failed 2 point conversion and then there is 11 seconds left on the clock and Then there was an interception for the Broncos and game over. Awesome game!

I know I get depressed every time the Colts lose. I hate the feeling. I hope the Bears win every on for you Stinger. Luckily we don't face each other. Maybe in the Superbowl again though.

I know a little about America football, that's a really dangerous one, I know. Thanks Stringer and Adam, I understood with both explanations. If I were to have only one, I don't think I would have understood it :o

It's ok, red. I'm not considering to play American football. In Mauritius, football is considered to be soccer, with the legs only, so yeah... even that, I don't play so often. More of badminton these past few months. :)

Thank you :)

Yea we call that soccer here. I don't get it why football is different in different areas!

Sorry didn't finish that the Bears trade to Denver giving up Orton and their draft pick for Cutler was just a great decision. Well maybe not at the moment but I think it will pay off.

Did you see the Denver vs. Cincinnati game?

I just caught the end and it was 6-0, Denver with less then a minute to go then cincinnati scored a touchdown and got the field goal making it 7-6, Cincinnati. Then with 20 seconds left I don't know what happened there was 18 seconds added on to the clock and they had to kick it off again. Well the kick off was handled in the endzone and taken out to about the 10 yard line where the player tripped on nothing and fell down. Big mistake.
Ortons first throw is thrown to the sidelines and picked off but thankfully it was called incomplete call. Next play: Orton deep deep ball to the far left and the player is triple covered and it bounces off some of the players and right into the hands of Brandon Stokley where he is wide open and runs it all the way for a touchdown making it 12-7 Denver with a failed 2 point conversion and then there is 11 seconds left on the clock and Then there was an interception for the Broncos and game over. Awesome game!

Yes, I recorded that game... nice. I want to see Orton do well.

American footbal is one of my pet peeves, simply because its innapropriatly named, I don't get why its called football when as I understand it you only kick the ball once. Its actually a lot closer to rugby than proper football.

american footbal is one of my pet peeves, simply because its innapropriatly named, i dont get why its called football when as i understand it you only kick the ball once. its actually alot closer to rugby than proper football.

It is somewhere in the middle Bear but it's roots are from Rugby. Originally there wasn't even a 'pass', it evolved after the game originated. American Football started in the colleges and then the professional leagues began.

There is great passion for American Football here Bear, many, many fans. Canada has a very close version of American Football also, the CFL. There were even teams in Europe, Spain, England, and some others.

I a nutshell... it is :), mainly whatever you were brought up with. I played in high school and one year in college.

That is one I can not dispute the differences with you on Bear. The actual pigskin ball we play with is called a football in America for some reason. Even though you are right about it only being kicked so many times per game which instead it is thrown or carried. Where as in your game it is kicked and only kicked. Oh well, That is history as we know it and they won't change it now.

Hi Bear! :) And here, most people are fan of Man Utd or Liverpool. Some less, but quite many of the rest, Arsenal, Chelsea, Barcelona, etc.

I find it strange too, footall is 'foot' and ball, so play only with the foot (or legs). American football could be called american Rugby, because I see it closer to Rugby than football (soccer) :confused:

Well put Stringer and I played some ball myself. I never went on to play college ball though. What position did you play Stringer?

Hi Bear! :) And here, most people are fan of Man Utd or Liverpool. Some less, but quite many of the rest, Arsenal, Chelsea, Barcelona, etc.

I find it strange too, footall is 'foot' and ball, so play only with the foot (or legs). American football could be called american Rugby, because I see it closer to Rugby than football (soccer) :confused:

Agreed unky American rugby would be a much better suited name for the sport.

I also agree with stringer and adam that no matter what you call it it is still a very popular sport, (we even have an american football society here at uni) and its been called american football for so long there not really likely to change it (although they should :D)

Its just one of those things :)

I like it being called football. I would just hate to hear it called something else after all these years of being called football. It is just to normal now. I am not trying to say anything bad about you guys and your football. I am just saying.

I like it being called football. I would just hate to hear it called something else after all these years of being called football. It is just to normal now. I am not trying to say anything bad about you guys and your football. I am just saying.Oh, it's OK Adam, I know when you mention football, it'll be about american football all right. :) No need to say 'ball', I'll understand.

So anywya, there's this dress I like,but I don't have the shoes,plus there's a mascara I like...

Football football football...

I'm a closet portsmouth supporter.. we have gone down the drain since harry rednap left.. im a fickle fan.

I like it being called football. I would just hate to hear it called something else after all these years of being called football. It is just to normal now. I am not trying to say anything bad about you guys and your football. I am just saying.

Totally understand adam :), its been called that forever and anything different would just seem wrong

What's happenin' fellow AMHDers?

Bad things as per usual,yourself?

Another day, another dollar. Can't complain... and if I did who would listen? :cool:

Hands up, you got me, I wouldn't :)

Hey KC I see KC was tied up with Baltimore 24-24 yesterday and I didn't see anything else. What finally happened?

Stringer, was you saying I have ruined your game of Denver vs. Cincinnati? I am sorry for doing so, I had no intentions of doing that and didn't think of anyone not seeing it but planned on doing so.

Baltimore went on to win. I am proud of my boys. They did a LOT better than I was expecting. Haley is my new favorite coach... that dude is just intense 100% of the time. I swear he uses cuss words I have never heard before.

so anywya, theres this dress i like,but i dont have the shoes,plus theres a mascara i like....

football football football...

im a closet portsmouth supporter..we have gone down the drain since harry rednap left..im a fickle fan.

Good grief red I hope I am here on time to save you. Catching up on this castle thing was easy when the boys are talking jibberish. I just scrolled up and here I am!

Hey Sunny!

Football Football Football!!


KC, sorry to hear that they lost. Good to hear that Haley turned out good.

Caldwell got his first win as head coach. It has to feel pretty good to win your first game as a head coach but he was handed a winning team too so you know how that goes!

Well put Stringer and I played some ball myself. I never went on to play college ball though. What position did you play Stringer?

QB in high school, third string QB that one year in college.

Hey adam!
Hey Stringer. Who ever else is all talking football nonsense.

Hey KC I see KC was tied up with Baltimore 24-24 yesterday and I didn't see anything else. What finally happened?

Stringer, was you saying I have ruined your game of Denver vs. Cincinnati? I am sorry for doing so, I had no intentions of doing that and didn't think of anyone not seeing it but planned on doing so.

You didn't bud, I watched it later.

I just upgrade my Directv to HD, man, what a difference on the plasma! :D

Hey adam!
Hey Stringer. Who ever else is all talking football nonsense.

Greetings Sunny...

Greetings Sunny...

You guys are scaring all the women away. How can that be fun for you? Now snap out of it!

I said one thing about football. I am now done talking about it. Besides, I don't seem many women on the board today. It looks to be a slow Monday... perhaps people are a bit hungover from the weekend??

Hey adam!
Hey Stringer. Who ever else is all talking football nonsense.

Hi back at cha... :)

The way to a man's heart; good food and football, you got that down pat. :):D:eek:

There are a few other ways... :rolleyes:

Red... ok, about that dress, shoes and mascara... :):D

OK I do love football for the beers and wings. But I really don't watch it. But I have to say I can call a good or bad play when I do watch it.

Ah crap you got me sucked in now.

Ya kc I noticed it was quiet. I have actually been a bit busy, well kind of. I am just getting here.

God I love that HD. I watched the game on the NFL Sunday Ticket thing. Pretty interesting.

Ok, I believe that is all I will say on football this week. Well unless I watch tonights games which more than likely I will because I want to see how the Patriots do with Brady back and I like the Chargers.

Then Next week I will probably watch Sunday football and the Colts don't play until Monday so you might have to put up with me A little Tueasday. If you really have a problem with me talking just tell me to shut up and I will be done.

It's football season... put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!

it's football season...put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner!

gasp...

Just feed me beer, I will eat wings and nachos. I will be out of your hair getting drunk.

Just feed me beer, I will eat wings and nachos. I will be out of your hair getting drunk.

I like your style.

I like your style.

Hey I can roll with the punches. I just don't watch the game. Better yet, Monday night football at the bar. Love that even more.

Hey I can roll with the punches. I just dont watch the game. Better yet, Monday night football at the bar. Love that even more.

You are becoming more and more attractive... not that I didn't think so before... :D

You are becoming more and more attractive....not that I didn't think so before...:D

I think I am blushing.

I think I am blushing.

How does that saying go? 'When you got it... strut it... ':)

Hey sunny,stringer..

hey sunny,stringer..

Aw red. Finally!

I've been out walking the roads,there was somethingwrong with my sink so brendan has to take a wall down or something,I could not bear to watch.

Oh bummer.

So how is this Rod doing? I just want to say your daughter is a nut case. I am so terrified of any spider I can't even step on them! I am scared freaking crapless!

I take it you and the wall were close

She still has the basket,although I'm not sure about rod,she's afraid of spiders,she thinks rod eats them,so ergo,she is protected by the spiders!

Why would a spider go near her if rod is standing guard ready to serve and protect.

How you? How's gavin?

Bear that is some funny sh!t.

Sunny, Maybe you shouldn't come visit me at my house. I live in the country and I am surrounded by spiders and I am not just talking about little itty bitty spiders but some pretty darn big spiders.

I have had better days.

Gavin will be one happy little boy in a week. He has wanted a DS for like two years. I decided to get him one for his birthday. Plus two games and the case and whatever else goes with it. I will tear up watching him open it. He will be so happy its not even funny.

i take it you and the wall were close


I'm very independent,and mostly if something is broken I try and fix it if I can,or pay someone to do it.

Brendan wants to help and save me some money,so I let him help.he's the man in the relationship,and does manly things,like fix sinks!

And I get to be womanly and thank him in my own way... get my drift?

Bear that is some funny sh!t.

Sunny, Maybe you shouldn't come visit me at my house. I live in the country and I am surrounded by spiders and I am not just talking about little itty bitty spiders but some pretty darn big spiders.

OK forget it dude!

This place is like a TV show that never lets you down.

I have had better days.

Gavin will be one happy little boy in a week. He has wanted a DS for like two years. I decided to get him one for his birthday. Plus two games and the case and whatever else goes with it. I will tear up watching him open it. He will be so happy its not even funny.


You're a good mammy,well done...

This place is like a tv show that never lets you down.


I was actually thinking about theme music for AMDH...

Any ideas?

im very independent,and mostly if something is broken i try and fix it if i can,or pay someone to do it.

brendan wants to help and save me some money,so i let him help.he's the man in the relationship,and does manly things,like fix sinks!

and i get to be womanly and thank him in my own way...get my drift?

Oohh sounding dirty my girl! I love it.

your a good mammy,well done...

I can't wait!

OK Party, my house, September 26, booze and food. I want you all there!


He gets his present on September 22 though. That's his real day.

i was actually thinking about theme music for AMDH...

any ideas?

I have no idea. Sorry I can't help in this department.

Theme music?

Ya like the theme from Jaws. You never know what's lurking...

You never know who or what is lurking, ready to strike when you least expect it.

This place is like a tv show that never lets you down.

I wonder if anyone checks out message boards to get ideas for the next big TV show.

Now I think you two scared away the guys except for me because I guess I have no life and just like to be here

Id say you would need CPR if 10,000 plus people arrived at your place..

A lick of icing each.

I wonder if anyone checks out message boards to get ideas for the next big tv show.

Hey Cats Cat. We haven't met yet I don't think.

Here, welcome to Starby's have yourself a Sunny Special.

Hey Cat. Another woman. I am becoming even more outnumbered.

I wonder too. I think we could have our own TV show but that has been a thought passed by to many times.

I wonder if anyone checks out message boards to get ideas for the next big tv show.


I bet there is a mulitude of talent here cat,and a host of ideas.

id say you would need CPR if 10,000 plus people arrived at your place..

a lick of icing each.

Oh god I would so love it! I would turn up the music and get us some more booze. I dare you all, I just dare you! (theme from Jaw's now playing)

See it fits.

Hi, Sunny, nice to finally meet you.

This is a nice place. :)

Oh god I would so love it! I would turn up the music and get us some more booze. I dare ya all, I just dare ya! (theme from Jaw's now playing)

see it fits.


And stringer like egor dragging his dud leg and under a blanket... lurking.

and stringer like egor dragging his dud leg and under a blanket ...lurking.

Wish I could greenie this one!
Haaa haaa good one.
Poor Stringer.

Feeling better adam?

Esmerelda... (aka alty) esmerelda...

The bells the bells... ggrrrrrgg,me teeth just fell out... mmmmuuuhhhh..

esmerelda....(aka alty) esmerelda....

the bells the bells....ggrrrrrgg,me teeth just fell out...mmmmuuuhhhh..

Red we think too much alike. I was going to say " any alty would be chasing Stringers (leg) with her wildly long grey hair" Then you say esmerelda and the name so fits the description.

Bear that is some funny sh!t.

Sunny, Maybe you shouldn't come visit me at my house. I live in the country and I am surrounded by spiders and I am not just talking about little itty bitty spiders but some pretty darn big spiders.

At least someone found it funny :)


im very independent,and mostly if something is broken i try and fix it if i can,or pay someone to do it.

brendan wants to help and save me some money,so i let him help.he's the man in the relationship,and does manly things,like fix sinks!

and i get to be womanly and thank him in my own way...get my drift?

Yeah I know red, it was just a bed attempt at humour :rolleyes:


I have had better days.

Gavin will be one happy little boy in a week. He has wanted a DS for like two years. I decided to get him one for his birthday. Plus two games and the case and whatever else goes with it. I will tear up watching him open it. He will be so happy its not even funny.

You're a good mum sunny :)


i was actually thinking about theme music for AMDH...

any ideas?

Hmmm, ill have to have a look round, see if I can fins anything :D

Bear who loves you baby!

Can you imagine alty chasing stringer around the place and him pelting his dud leg at her,and alty screeching the hills are alive with the sound of music... thats right stringer... give me back my whip...

Funny... no no that's not funny..

bear who loves ya baby!

I forget, want to remind me ;)

can you imagine alty chasing stringer around the place and him pelting his dud leg at her,and alty screeching the hills are alive with the sound of music....thats right stringer...give me back my whip........

funny...no no thats not funny..

I am cracking up. Where do we get these thoughts? Wait!! Is that really his leg she is after? Eh'em...

can you imagine alty chasing stringer around the place and him pelting his dud leg at her,and alty screeching the hills are alive with the sound of music....thats right stringer...give me back my whip........

funny...no no thats not funny..

You have the strangest of fantasies red :D

i forget, want to remind me ;)

Me me me me meeeee I lub lub lub you!

(plugging adams ears)

Hey adam who loves you baby!


Is this what they call juggling?

I guess so :D

Red you love the wizard of oz? I happen to catch that.
Have you ever read the book Wicked?

Hey adam who loves ya baby!


Is this what they call juggling?


This is feckin teamwork sunny!

this is feckin teamwork sunny!

Nuttin' wrong with a good manwhich. You know what I'm saying?

red you love the wizard of oz? I happen to catch that.
Have you ever read the book Wicked??


I need to read a book to be wicked?

I'm just a little red headed women born in the foothills of slievenamon...

You two are quite cheeky tonight aren't you

i need to read a book to be wicked?

im just a little red headed women born in the foothills of slievenamon...

Seriously I never heard of it. But this guy wrote some spin offs of the Wizard of Oz. I am reading "Wicked" right now. Its about the wicked witch and how she became that way. Its so cool. He wrote one about the lion and tin man to and I am going to read them. If you love the movie you should read it. I can send you a copy. Its pretty strange reading actually.

you two are quite cheeky tonight arent ya

Cheeky? So now I have a big arse?