View Full Version : A cop pulls over a hooker
jenniepepsi
Jul 22, 2009, 07:03 PM
A cop stops a hooker, and he tells her 'ma'am you can't sell sex. Its against the law'
And she replies.
I'm not selling sex! I'm selling condoms with a free sample!
BlackVY
Jul 22, 2009, 07:07 PM
HAHA!
Nice... but they must be pretty expensive condoms... :p
Torrid13
Jul 22, 2009, 07:08 PM
I have a joke:
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her back yard?
Yeah, she didn't either.
x3
shazamataz
Jul 23, 2009, 11:21 AM
Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D
BlackVY
Jul 23, 2009, 04:43 PM
Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D
Hmmm... well, don't know if they are worth it...
Here in Kings Cross, some of the "Condoms" for sale are not worth the wrapping they are in... ;)
shazamataz
Jul 24, 2009, 12:45 AM
Haha, yes true, I went to St. Kilda a few years back and some of them were very... very, scary! :eek:
HelpinHere
Jul 25, 2009, 12:22 AM
Hmm... at least we know she practices safe(r) sex! XP
ISneezeFunny
Jul 25, 2009, 12:46 AM
Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D
Actually, now that we're in a recession, women who offer "special services" are cutting back on their prices...
... is... what I read... yeah...
HelpinHere
Jul 25, 2009, 12:49 AM
actually, now that we're in a recession, women who offer "special services" are cutting back on their prices...
...is...what I read...yeah...
Hmm... you should go post that in the "signs we are in a recession" humor thread! XD