I'll start with an easy one :p

How you goin' you bloody bludger?
Had a gander at that Sheila at the pub you were playing 2up at.
Bit of a minger ey?

Any takers?

Tis ok...right Cats...?

Absolutely. Without Unky to keep us straight and guard the duck we'd devolve into American slang in no time.

How are you today my good friend
Did you see that lady at the local while you were having a drink
She looked like a man didn't she

Am I close :)

I'll start with an easy one :p

How ya goin' ya bloody bludger?
Had a gander at that Sheila at the pub you were playin 2up at.
Bit of a minger ey?

Any takers?

Nah, ye'll do.

Oops... wrong thread :rolleyes:

how are you today my good friend
did you see that lady at the local while you were having a drink
she looked like a man didnt she

am i close :)

Wow, very well done!

Wow, very well done!

That means I blew it. I guess I'll just stick to hillbilly.

Bit harder...

Went to the big smoke yesterdey arvo, had a bit of a bingle and a darn pig pulled me up. Mongrel tried to ticket me for being off me face.
I told him I had to go to the dunny which was a porkie I was going to do the 'ol harold holt but he told me not to come the raw prawn with him.
I was going off like a frog in a sock after that.
All the excitement made me do a bloody technicolor yawn, there was no porcelain bus around so I did it in his bus.

Nah, ye'll do.

Oops ... wrong thread :rolleyes:

Haha, I'll teach you the 'blokey' ways to woo an Aussie girl ;)

Went to the barbecue yesterday evening, had a fight and a copper caught me, the arsehole tried to give me a ticket for being drunk
I told him I had to go to the toilet, which was a lie, I was going to run away instead, but he told me not to try and pull a fast one on him
I was rather angry after that
So I swore my arse off, and I pissed in his car?

That one was harder but apart from a few I think I did all right... right :)?

LOL! I think I'll ask my Aussie friend to help me ;)

You did very well actually, just a few little things...
big smoke = city
Bingle = accident (Biffo is fight ;) )
Porcelain bus = toilet

Translation:
Went to the city yesterday afternoon, had a small car accident and a policeman pulled me over. The tried to give me a ticket for being drunk.
I told him I had to go to the toilet which was a lie, I was going to run away but he told me he knew I was lying.
I was very angry after that.
All the excitement made me vomit, there was no toilet nearby so I threw up in his car.

You did very well actually, just a few little things...
big smoke = city
Bingle = accident (Biffo is fight ;) )
Porcelain bus = toilet

Translation:
Went to the city yesterday afternoon, had a small car accident and a policeman pulled me over. The tried to give me a ticket for being drunk.
I told him I had to go to the toilet which was a lie, I was going to run away but he told me he knew I was lying.
I was very angry after that.
All the excitement made me vomit, there was no toilet nearby so I threw up in his car.

Yea pretty close,but no cigar :D
Maybe watching crocodile dundee yesterday didn't help as much as I thought :D

Haha, I have typed out posts like that to people before and they thought I was mad, I'm glad you can understand it!

And no, not many people actually talk like that... all the time anyway :D

Since I have come on to this site I have been Americanised.. I have started calling soft drink, soda and garbage, trash.
I mentioned lollies not long ago and everyone thought I was nuts :D

Lol 'americanised' I like how you put it :)
Yeah there are a lot more people here from the us so its kind of easier to change names for things (unless you like making a point :) ) kind of a when in rome thing isn't it :D

Very true, I can speak American but I can't learn Japanese :rolleyes:

LOL, but if you watch every episode of the Japanese anime, manga with english subtitle, you'll learn quite fast. I'm not a fan of those though.

Then I must be a slow learner :(
All I've learned is 'baka' which apparently means stupid :D

Well, some friends come to know dozens from watching Naruto and Bleach... nearly all the +200 episodes :eek:

Lol yep!

I know Inu is dog! Hehe

It's surprisingly hard Unky!
I reckon about 90% of the time they put the wrong subtitles on the movies which doesn't help. (apparently, vaughn knows a lot more than me!)

Well, some friends come to know dozens from watching Naruto and Bleach... nearly all the +200 episodes :eek:

And those are two of the ones he learnt from! Haha
I know he has a lot of Naruto on his computer in Japanese.

Bye Shazzy! :) Night to you! Sleep well!

lol yep!

I know Inu is dog! hehe

It's surprisingly hard Unky!
I reckon about 90% of the time they put the wrong subtitles on the movies which doesn't help. (apparently, vaughn knows a lot more than me!)

Lol yea they don't always translate correctly :)

Reet, I'm off as well unky, got to go take a look at a house :), good to speak with you again, cya later

Ok Bear, Bye! :)

Good night everyone. Bedtime here... Have a nice day end of weekend! :) And be ready for Monday! :p

Unky out.

I didn't get a notification. :(

Darnit. I'm sad now.

Stringer and Starty, I missed you both.

:: pout, pout, pout::

I have a phone;) I may be interupted 57 times, but you know... I may get lucky and be able to get a sentence out or so;)
That is why I love the little chatty thingies! Cause, I can help and talk at the same time as I am typing... (for the most part;))
Oh... and Alty, I miss you too lovely lady!

Good night everyone. Bedtime here... Have a nice day end of weekend! :) And be ready for Monday! :p

Unky out.

Unky... are you bossin me? HEEHEE
Oh, and I did practice a litlle and took your advice on the bow, it is a little better, I didn't lose the arrow this time, thanks Unky:)

Cats.

EW.

Hunter [my cat] caught a SECOND mouse- this time before I even got the chance to grab it he ATE it! ICK. Then at 2 am I went to my kitchen and spotted the THIRD mouse. The disgusting little vermin ran behind my fridge.

I'm really starting to hate this... I never saw a mouse in this house before and now I'm on my third one and summer has just begun.

:(

Sarah

Sarah, its all going to be OK, let the cat have them... WHAT A GOOD KITTY!
Good luck with all that.
Just a couple hours ago, a snake slithered on my arm... I was cool though, I didn't pee my pants, nor did I scream too loud;)

Thanks Start.

I just find mice so disgusting. ICK. I can stand snakes. I can stand spider. I can stand lizards, but for the life of me I cannot stand rodents- if they are pets that's one thing but if they are wild ---aagh... sends shivers down my spine. ICK.

I've bleached my counter tops and basically Mr.Cleaned my whole house.

Sarah

Thanks Start.

I just find mice so disgusting. ICK. I can stand snakes. I can stand spider. I can stand lizards, but for the life of me I cannot stand rodents- if they are pets that's one thing but if they are wild ---aagh... sends shivers down my spine. ICK.

I've bleached my counter tops and basically Mr.Cleaned my whole house.

Sarah

Are you sure Muddy that you and my wife aren't related?

I realize this is not the picture thread and I know some people hate chatting but I wanted to talk to you all today and share a favorite photo with you all. For no reason really, I was inspired to share this with you today. Enjoy...








http://desertpeace.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rats.jpg

What's with the wet mouse Chuff?

Is this your doing? ;)

Look at the pure evil in its eyes, it wants your blood!!

I see your wet mouse and raise you a wet, ahem, cat. :)

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Enjoy.

What's with the wet mouse Chuff?

Is this your doing? ;)

Yeah I posted it. You can tell by my name on top and things that I say on the right. If you are confused, see my avatar.

Yeah I posted it. You can tell by my name on top and things that I say on the right. If you are confused, see my avatar.

Maybe but you can't 'say' pictures so you can see why, if there was any confusion :D

Yeah I posted it. You can tell by my name on top and things that I say on the right. If you are confused, see my avatar.

:rolleyes:

My dear Chuff, you're the one that's confused.

Yes, you posted it, this I know. I'm asking if you're the one that got the mouse wet. If so, how? Do I really want to know?

I know it's sometimes hard to understand what your superiors are saying to you. I will try to make it easier in future postings. I do apologize for the confusion I caused you. You're doing well though, learning more each day. :D

Ok... stand back!!

Ok...STAND BACK!!!

From me Stringer?

I'm harmless. Really. :D

maybe but you can't 'say' pictures so you can see why, if there was any confusion :D

Well, between you and me, I think the confusion was with the reader, not the rest of us.

Ever hear the expression... "famous LAST words'?

Actually I was referring to Chuff's awaited response... :)

Ever hear the expression..."famous LAST words'?

Actually I was referring to Chuff's awaited response.....:)

:)

Well, between you and me, I think the confusion was with the reader, not the rest of us.

Chuffy, I don't want to fight with you, it wouldn't be fair. I don't like to see grown men cry.

I realize you have to save face, and it was a good attempt, but you fell short dear. Don't worry, you'll get it right one day.

Practice makes perfect. :)

Bear dear, do you want to be on the winning team or are you sticking to the man code? :)

:rolleyes:

My dear Chuff, you're the one that's confused.

Yes, you posted it, this I know. I'm asking if you're the one that got the mouse wet. If so, how? Do I really want to know?

I am not the one who got the mouse wet, but my intellect and toddler education tells me the rat got wet because of H2O more commonly known to Canadians as water. In our land of Florida it is in liguid form and in your tundra it is a solid so I see why this may baffle you.


I know it's sometimes hard to understand what your superiors are saying to you.

Well you do have a superior knowledge base about cultural understandings from my childhood and prior despite only being 12 years old.


I will try to make it easier in future postings.

:( oh, so there will be more.


I do apologize for the confusion I caused you. You're doing well though, learning more each day. :D

That I am. I thought about slowing down to let you catch up, but I've got 20 years on you.

Ever hear the expression..."famous LAST words'?

Actually I was referring to Chuff's awaited response.....:)

Do you see this Alty. People actually await my posts where as people suffer through yours.

Do you see this Alty. People actually await my posts where as people suffer through yours.

And yet you still respond, even take the time to quote me. Curious.

And yet you still respond, even take the time to quote me. Curious.

My readers need to see what I'm responding to.

Bear dear, do you want to be on the winning team or are you sticking to the man code? :)

I'm not on anyone's side, because nobodies on my side - Treebeard

im not on anyones side, because nobodies on my side - Treebeard

I'm on your side. Good to have you aboard.

Bear, I'm always on your side, you know that.

Chuff dear, lame excuse for responding to my posts. You can do better than that.

:: lurking ::

:: watching ::

:: snickering ::

im not on anyones side, because nobodies on my side - Treebeard


Oh sorry apologies, I forgot to mention I like it that way :D

Do we need to recruit a referee?

http://web.mit.edu/kelesh/www/pics/hypnotic.jpg woowie... :)

Bear, I'm always on your side, you know that.

A little to late, and kind of insincere to boot.


Chuff dear, lame excuse for responding to my posts. You can do better than that.



What are you talking about I did respond to your posts.

do we need to recruit a referee?

iiiiiiin the blue corner, weighing 250 pounds, the friendliest guy you'll ever meet if your 19, blonde aaaaand female, iiiiiiiiiits chuff

And over herE iiiiiin the red corner, guessing her weight is rude and would most likely get me into trouble, she'll chew you up and spit you out, even if you taste good, iiiiiiiits alty

Ding ding ding

iiiiiiin the blue corner, weighing 250 pounds, the friendliest guy you'll ever meet if your 19, blonde aaaaand female, iiiiiiiiiits chuff

and over herE iiiiiin the red corner, guessing her weight is rude and would most likely get me into trouble, she'll chew you up and spit you out, even if you taste good, iiiiiiiits alty

ding ding ding

Good call on the weight issue Bear. Bravo young man. :D

One thing, if you taste good I won't spit you out.

Oops, wrong thread. :D

good call on the weight issue bear. Bravo young man. :d

one thing, if you taste good i won't spit you out.

Oops, wrong thread. :d

Lol :D

iiiiiiin the blue corner, weighing 250 pounds, the friendliest guy you'll ever meet if your 19, blonde aaaaand female, iiiiiiiiiits chuff

and over herE iiiiiin the red corner, guessing her weight is rude and would most likely get me into trouble, she'll chew you up and spit you out, even if you taste good, iiiiiiiits alty

ding ding ding

I laughed so hard at this.

Also, I would have accepted brunette, redhead, Asian, Black, Mexican (oh my God you should have seen the Mexican girl at the Mexican restaurant I went to earlier today, just about picture perfect) Puerto Rican, Eatern European, some Canadians, and Pacific Islanders in place of blonde. Not to say I am anti-blonde because I am not.

Good call on the weight issue Bear. Bravo young man. :D

One thing, if you taste good I won't spit you out.

Oops, wrong thread. :D

Ahhh, what thread that?

Eatern European

None of that now Chuff. Tsk, tsk. ;)

Also, I would have accepted brunette, redhead, Asian, Black...

I stopped reading after this... you rang? :D

I laughed so hard at this.

Also, I would have accepted brunette, redhead, Asian, Black, Mexican (oh my God you should have seen the Mexican girl at the Mexican restaurant I went to earlier today, just about picture perfect) Puerto Rican, Eatern European, some Canadians, and Pacific Islanders in place of blonde. Not to say I am anti-blonde because I am not.

Lol:D

From the formily must see picture thread...


I had a late night out the night before... tisk tisk

I also have late nights before. Would you like to share your late night story with me.

Thanks dear. I suppose for how I felt that day I could have looked worse.

So you felt pretty good huh? Tell me more.

iiiiiiin the blue corner, weighing 250 pounds, the friendliest guy you'll ever meet if your 19, blonde aaaaand female, iiiiiiiiiits chuff

and over herE iiiiiin the red corner, guessing her weight is rude and would most likely get me into trouble, she'll chew you up and spit you out, even if you taste good, iiiiiiiits alty

ding ding ding
I think Gwen was in NoDoubt then... she is blond!?

I think Gwen was in NoDoubt then...she is blond!????

Revenge will be mine :D

revenge will be mine :D

Naw... it won't. Hugs!

Hello 88sunflower,

Good morning everyone.

Hello 88sunflower,

Good morning everyone.

Good morning back at you, and to everyone else.

So you felt pretty good huh? Tell me more.

Oh chuff late nights always feel good.

Oh chuff late nights always feel good.

I know I always make it a point to make staying up late worth it.

I know I always make it a point to make staying up late worth it.

Here we go... ;);)

Morning all...

Hello :) I see they fixed the board. I'm glad. I haven't been here since Saturday (2 days ago) so last I saw, the baord was all backdated. Hehe.

Did they ever say what the problem was? Or are we to move on and forget about it?

Hay stringer you piggy backed me! (posted at the same time)

Morning all....

Morning Stringer.
Hope you are having a good day.
I also hope you don't work for Amcore Bank. ;)

Hi Justy, Jennie and Stringer! :)

No pics today... :( my friend scanned my pendrive, and found a trojan... I wasn't aware of it, going to delete it now... therefore, the pics will be for tomorrow.

Hi Justy, Jennie and Stringer! :)

No pics today... :( my friend scanned my pendrive, and found a trojan... I wasn't aware of it, going to delete it now... therefore, the pics will be for tomorrow.

We get pics?
Of you?

Of my project... :) Of the robot!

Hi Jennie, how are you?

Morning Justy, so far so good, have a lot of paperwork to do for business today.

No I don't work for Amcore Bank, I have my own business. Why did they bite the dust also?

Hi Unky...

I'm good stringer. I got a bug bite on my elbow though :( :( stupid mosquitos..

How's your nausea Sheriff? Has it got.. milder?

Same thing every night here Jennie.. they attack by dozens! :eek:

Our mosquitos look like humming birds. They're vicious, foul, blood sucking fiends.

Die mosquitos die!

Hi everyone. :)

No I don't work for Amcore Bank, I have my own business. Why did they bite the dust also?

If I have my way they will bite the dust shortly, but they are rooting for their own downfall.
Just took it up, well, you know, for the very last time from them.
Shadiest bank I have ever been involved with.

How's your nausea Sheriff? Has it got .. milder?

Nope... another cross...

We have a condo in Naples Flordia and I tell you... the mosquitoes are hugh, they fly in formation, swoop down, pick you up by the shoulders, and fly you to their water nests to feed their youngins'... :D:rolleyes:

I got one mosquito bite on my tatas.
Then about twenty-five more everywhere else.
Damn things.

If I have my way they will bite the dust shortly, but they are rooting for their own downfall.
Just took it up, well, you know, for the very last time from them.
Shadiest bank I have ever been involved with.

Need help..

I got one mosquito bite on my tatas.
Then about twenty-five more everywhere else.
Damn things.

I've actually been pretty lucky this year.

We had a relatively dry winter and not much rain in spring so the mosquito population seems to be under control.

Usually you can't sit outside once the day gets cooler. This year it's not so bad.

Of course we have a mosquito magnet and a fogger, so that might be why. ;)

A tata bite? Ouch.

You know that thing?

http://www.pittjug.org/b2b/pics/Big_Size_Mosquito_Swatter.jpg

I have one, but a red one. It works great against those blood suckers. Mwahahahaha!

Unky, the picture didn't show up. :(

Try reloading the page... I can see it... :confused: or go there

http://www.pittjug.org/b2b/pics/Big_Size_Mosquito_Swatter.jpg

Try reloading the page... i can see it... :confused: or go there

http://www.pittjug.org/b2b/pics/Big_Size_Mosquito_Swatter.jpg

Wow... in big bold letters it told me that the site is FORBIDDEN !

Wow...in big bold letters it told me that the site is FORBIDDEN !

Nah, you must be kidding :rolleyes:

Need help...?

I am just ashamed that it has been three years before I decided enough was enough, because I am not keen on the headache of transferring banks and direct deposit.

Nah, you must be kidding :rolleyes:

Lol the tennis racket :D

Nope...another cross....

We have a condo in Naples Flordia and I tell ya...the mosquitoes are hugh, they fly in formation, swoop down, pick ya up by the shoulders, and fly ya to their water nests to feed their youngins'....:D:rolleyes:

Reminded me of this :D
YouTube - Apocalypse Now - The Ride Of The Valkyries (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek)

Hi bear how was your weekend?

Hi jennie

In a word - hot

How about yours :)

Mmm hot here too :P I bet it was hotter here than at your place :P



So.. I was answering questions... and I answered this the best I could... however, when I FIRST looked at the tittle, I thought this person was asking what to feed her vaginia, and I thought it was a typo :P


https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/introductions/what-do-feed-virginia-ctenucha-370199.html

Yea most probably was hotter there :)

Lol you had a dyslexic (sp) moment, no worries I did a double take at first as well :)

yea most probably was hotter there :)

lol you had a dyslexic (sp) moment, no worries i did a double take at first aswell :)

Beary Prince.
How are you doing?

Lol hi justy, I am well thanks, how are you :)

Is that my new nickname ;)

Sup everyone?? (except for Justy)

I am doing OK, just been debating going postal on the bank, but other than that swell.

Do you like it enough to be your new nickname?

yea most probably was hotter there :)

lol you had a dyslexic (sp) moment, no worries i did a double take at first aswell :)

Oh good it wasn't just me *hops on bears back* mmm comfy..

Hey all, again. I was here and left for the gym. With out even saying good bye. How dare I! KC be easy on Justy would you.

If your OK with it its fine by me :), but if you think you can do better that's fine as well ;)

Sory to hear your having trouble with the banks :(

Hi KC, why except for justy, have you two had a falling out ?

if your ok with it its fine by me :), but if you think you can do better thats fine aswell ;)

sory to hear your having trouble with the banks :(

hi KC, why except for justy, have you two had a falling out ?

It wasn't pretty bear... the falling out wasn't pretty for all that watched.

oh good it wasnt just me *hops on bears back* mmm comfy..

Lol I knew it was only a matter of time :)

sory to hear your having trouble with the banks :(

This is a bank that is trying to take care of their financial whoas with customer funds.

lol i knew it was only a matter of time :)

One day she might miss and fall flat on her face, poor jennie
You may have to pick her up and kiss her boo boos

It wasnt pretty bear...the falling out wasnt pretty for all that watched.

Oh, well that's not good, but I understand it's a 'drop it' topic so no more questions your honour :)

Haha bear and sunny. I will NEVER fall. Bear is too strong to let me fall. Isn't you

This is a bank that is trying to take care of their financial whoas with customer funds.
Well I think it would be a good idea to get out of there then, it will probably be worth the hassal

one day she might miss and fall flat on her face, poor jennie
you may have to pick her up and kiss her boo boos

Lol, maybe one day, but she hasn't missed yet ;)

haha bear and sunny. i will NEVER fall. bear is too strong to let me fall. aint ya

Like a pillar of stone :)

like a pillar of stone :)

Stone can crumble. Just saying. ;)

Hahah good point alty

Good one Alty!
How you doing today girl?

*edit* hello :d

I don't know jennie, my entire laptop has been crazy since I went in to lime wire. I think I caught something.

Good one Alty!
How ya doing today girl?

I'm doing. Jack all, but I'm doing. ;)

How are you?

anyone as frustrated with this as i am?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/entertainment/feel-bad-369261.html

Oops, I wasn't paying attention to that. This computer has me swearing like a trucker today.

anyone as frustrated with this as i am?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/entertainment/feel-bad-369261.html

Jennie, we're in the castle thread, not the "Favorite Posts" thread.

Sorry, I got them mixed up. Lol

sorry, i got them mixed up. lol

Give me some greenies and all will be forgiven :cool:

*virtual greenie* :D

Give me some greenies and all will be forgiven :cool:

Are we begging again kc?

are we begging again kc?

Got to stick with what works

Gotta stick with what works

I suppose if it works. But a girl like me never begs. Hate to see you have to.

;););)

I suppose if it works. But a girl like me never begs. Hate to see you have to.

Not really a matter of necessity, more a matter of desire. I don't always beg, but I do find the proper times to make my begging appealing ;)

Not really a matter of necessity, more a matter of desire. I don't always beg, but I do find the proper times to make my begging appealing ;)

Well as long as you beg politely. I could cave one day, for a greenie that is. ;)

I don't have to beg for greenies. I get them cause I'm naturally sweet :) like a strawberry :D

Stone can crumble. Just sayin. ;)

Lol, true, but it takes a heck of a lot to do so :D

Hi alty howre you doing

Sory I disappeared guys, heat was just too much I guess and knocked me out for a bit :)

i dont have to beg for greenies. i get them cause im naturally sweet :) like a strawberry :D

Dude, haven't you ever grabbed a big deep red juicy looking berry, and bang! Sour like a lemon. You're a sugar coated lemon I can see it.

Haha kidding I love you!

Ok, guys, bye! Have a good end of day!

Unky out.

Cya later unky, gave a good one :)

Ooh yeah I know. Some are sour.
That's just my pms days

Any other day I'm sweet :D

See you later unky

ooh yeah i know. some are sour.
thats just my pms days

any other day im sweet :D

my mood depends on my morning, good morning = good day
bad morning = watch out!

Hehe me too!

Not really a matter of necessity, more a matter of desire. I don't always beg, but I do find the proper times to make my begging appealing ;)

When? Where? Did I miss it? ;)

When? Where? Did I miss it? ;)

Alty you missed the begging again, and again, and again. He is always begging.

Alty you missed the begging again, and again, and again. He is always begging.

90% of the time, it works all the time

90% of the time, it works all the time

Look at you lurking around. Then you pounce when we least expect it. Mysterious. I kind of like that surprise.

Haha

Alty you missed the begging again, and again, and again. He is always begging.

I didn't miss it, I ignored it, big difference. ;)

Look at you lurking around. Then you pounce when we least expect it. Mysterious. I kind of like that surprise.

I am known for my myserious lurking then pouncing at unexpected times... seems to be what draws the gals to me!

I didn't miss it, I ignored it, big difference. ;)

Aww, sweetie, you couldn't ignore me if you tried :cool:

Alty did you hear someone talking? *looks around* I didn't hear anything

*giggles*

I am known for my myserious lurking then pouncing at unexpected times...seems to be what draws the gals to me!

Interesting. Hmm from what I was watching the other day not all the "gals" are drawn to you. Poor justy. I see its such a love/love relationship you can't stop the banter.

Sunny who are you talking to? :P

Interesting. Hmm from what I was watching the other day not all the "gals" are drawn to you. Poor justy. I see its such a love/love relationship you can't stop the banter.

Except it's not really poor Justy. ;)

sunny who are you talking to? :P

She isn't talking, she is whispering... sweet nothings into my ear... keep trying sunny!

*looks around* I thought I heard SOMEONE talking to me... wierd... *giggles*


(you know I'm kidding right kc?)

Except it's not really poor Justy. ;)

I am floating his boat Justy.

Aww, sweetie, you couldn't ignore me if you tried :cool:

I don't have to try dear, it comes naturally. :)

I am floating his boat Justy.

I'll sink it! :D

I am floating his boat Justy.

My job has become keeping KC grounded... he tends to let his overinflated head get the best of the traits that make him so damn charming.

My job has become keeping KC grounded... he tends to let his overinflated head get the best of the traits that make him so damn charming.

I'm listening... please continue

My job has become keeping KC grounded... he tends to let his overinflated head get the best of the traits that make him so damn charming.

I have noticed. Your doing very well. He had better be careful there are many here right now to keep him grounded.

My job has become keeping KC grounded... he tends to let his overinflated head get the best of the traits that make him so damn charming.

I want in on that. :D

Poor KC. Poor boy. NOT! :p

Mmm sorry. I tend to inflate his head, what with me getting him sandwhiches, saying yes sir and baking brownies for him :P

My bad. Sorry to make more work for you justy

We are like freakin' pirates, sinking his little life boat.

We are like freakin' pirates, sinking his little life boat.

Nothing little here baby! But, I admire the spirit you ladies are showing. Keep on, keeping on!

Its called a long boat isn't it? (pun intended!)

its called a long boat isnt it? (pun intended!)

He wishes jennie

My job has become keeping KC grounded... he tends to let his overinflated head get the best of the traits that make him so damn charming.

You bolded the wrong area of importance. :D

Please pay attention, there aren't any rewards (treats ;)) for disobedience and egotistical behavior. :eek:

Not to worry my fine young smitten kittens! In reality, my ego is small compared to my heart... I am but a mere purring kitten in the hands of the right gal ;)

Not to worry my fine young smitten kittens! In reality, my ego is small compared to my heart...I am but a mere purring kitten in the hands of the right gal ;)

You just prefer to let all the fine young smitten kittens think they are the chosen one.

You just prefer to let all the fine young smitten kittens think they are the choosen one.

Don't make me out to be such a heartbreaker Justy! I try to please as many people as possible, not just one in particular :cool:

Don't make me out to be such a heartbreaker Justy! I try to please as many people as possible, not just one in particular :cool:

Must just be my broken heart then.

Have a good night everyone. Justy and kc, just try to get along. Or she will pop that over blown ego like a big zit! Ew...

No hard feelings my way... Justy and I are all good!

No hard feelings my way...Justy and I are all good!

Always.
;)

And so, justy, KC, what have we learned from today's marital session, sorry to rush you but we have gone past the hour and I'm going to have to charge you another £40 if we go on any longer

Here is what I have learned: Don't get married... :cool:

Here is what I have learned: Don't get married...:cool:

Unless it's Justified!

Unless it's Justified!

LOL you make it sound like your signature move in wrestling :D

WOOOOOOO you've just been JUSTIFIED!!

LOL you make it sound like your signature move in wrestling :D

WOOOOOOO youve just been JUSTIFIED!!!!

I think there is a song... but maybe it just plays in my head.

Never mind, it's Da Brat 'Funkified'.

I have my own theme song, in my head.

Like a musical.

I think there is a song... but maybe it just plays in my head.

Nevermind, it's Da Brat 'Funkified'.

I have my own theme song, in my head.

Like a musical.

Nice :cool:

nice :cool:

YouTube - Da Brat - Funkdafied (1994) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX2yj11xUEU)

Here's the video, you may not like it, but it is the song playing in my head all day long.

YouTube - Da Brat - Funkdafied (1994) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX2yj11xUEU)

Here's the video, you may not like it, but it is the song playing in my head all day long.

You may want to see a doctor, or bang your head against your desk. Whatever helps you get that out of your mind :D

You may want to see a doctor, or bang your head against your desk. Whatever helps you get that out of your mind :D

See I thought that was the diagnosis for other reasons that I need my head examined. :p

YouTube - Da Brat - Funkdafied (1994) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX2yj11xUEU)

Here's the video, you may not like it, but it is the song playing in my head all day long.

Got to say you could have a much better song than that :D

This is what goes round my head day to day :)
YouTube - Grandaddy - A.M. 180 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAbtVmciKFY)

I am not saying the song is the best... but it went with my 'So... So... So... Justified!'

EDIT: Hmmmm Bear, I don't think we are on the same musical page. ;)

I am not saying the song is the best... but it went with my 'So.... So.... So.... Justified!'

Fair enough :)

Hi. It's Muddy


Sarah

reminded me of this :D
YouTube - Apocalypse Now - The Ride Of The Valkyries (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek)

That's about the right size Bear ! :eek:

Hey all, again. I was here and left for the gym. With out even saying good bye. How dare I! [B]KC be easy on Justy would ya.

That could go both ways hon... :D

and so, justy, KC, what have we learned from todays marital session, sorry to rush you but we have gone past the hour and im going to have to charge you another £40 if we go on any longer

Just hilarious Bear! :rolleyes:

Just hilarious Bear! :rolleyes:

I thought so :D

Hi muddy, hi stringer

i thought so :D

hi muddy, hi stringer

Hello Smokey... :)

i thought so :D

hi muddy, hi stringer

I thought so too, Bear.

I thought so too, Bear.

Hey Justy.

Hey Stringer. WB, since you have been hiding all day. ;)

Hey Stringer. WB, since you have been hiding all day. ;)

I had to do some work hon, got most of it finished. I did get a new account today, we start servicing July 10th.

Tomorrow... staff meeting all day, or most of it... :rolleyes::(

Hello Smokey...:)

Ohhhh I get it like the forest fire bear, clever :D


I thought so too, Bear.

Great minds think alike :), hi justy

ohhhh i get it like the forest fire bear, clever :D



great minds think alike :), hi justy

Thank you sir.

Hey handsomes;)

Have a great week all!

Laundry is a big deal tonight.

If you all don't mind, say a small prayer for Grandpa so he can pass quickly and quietly;)
Thanks sweets

Hey handsomes;)

Have a great week all!

Laundry is a big deal tonight.

If you all dont mind, say a small prayer for Grandpa so he can pass quickly and quietly;)
Thanks sweets

Oh Starty. So sorry about Grandpa.

He's officially in my prayers, as are you and your family.

Big hugs my dear warrior. Stay strong.

Hey handsomes

Wait!

I'm not handsome.

I'm cute as a button. :)

Strong I am... around here, being strong is looking like a weakness in somes eyes. I don't farkin get it??

Best wishes going out to you and your family start :)

Tough times, and I guess the laundry doesn't help :D

Hugs start :)

Wait!

I'm not handsome.

I'm cute as a button. :)

Yer better than that Alty... I think you are fantastik and sweet and beautiful. Ya want to kiss me now don't you?:D

best wishes going out to you and your family start :)

tough times, and i guess the laundry doesnt help :D

hugs start :)

Thank you bear, I know you are right here with me all the time.
You will tell me when to start sending my monthly package to you right?

Thank you bear, I know you are right here with me all the time.
You will tell me when to start sending my monthly package to you right?

I get a monthly package :confused:

Yay :D

Aww, thanks starty I will ;)

I just need to know when you start school... it will be little tiny surprises for bear... MMMMMM, first it will be APPLE JACKS! Then, ohhhh if you aren't schooling so well you will only get veggies and fruit;)

Ahoy!

Sarah

I just need to know when you start school...it will be little tiny surprises for bear.....MMMMMM, first it will be APPLE JACKS!! Then, ohhhh if you arent schooling so well you will only get veggies and fruit;)

That's a very good incentive start :)

Hi muddy

I love fruit.

Send me the fruit Bear.

I'll send you brownies. :)

Hi Muddy.

Hi you Muddy, I got to git so you have a pretty little night;)
Bear and all the rest of you... SEE YA LATER TATER(s)

i get a monthly package :confused:

yay :D

aww, thanks starty i will ;)

Monthly package.

Sounds wrong. :p

I love fruit.

Send me the fruit Bear.

I'll send you brownies. :)

Hi Muddy.

Alty... NOOOOOOOOO Don't let him off that easy! I am going to send packages to bear... and you can't interfere or this won't work... ;OBVIOUSLY!! :mad: Ok, hugs now;)

Mmm fruits and veggies packages.

I'd like that. YUM!

Sarah

Monthly package.

Sounds wrong. :p

ALTERS!! STOP IT! Hugs again... now damn it I got to go:eek:

Monthly package.

Sounds wrong. :p

Dirty minds :rolleyes: lol

Later starty pants have a good one :)

ALTERS!!!!!! STOP IT! Hugs again...now damn it I gotta go:eek:

Alters. Hee, hee. I like it.

You gave me the ammo girl. You know I can't resist, that was too easy. ;)

Now git. ;)

Hello. How is everyone today?

I'm thinking about a cigarette. Anyone want to join me?

No cig for me Adam, but good morning anyway! One more day of work and I am on vacation baby!

Nice, I have all of July before I get my vacation. Lucky you! Enjoy it though!

Morning Adam and KC.

Adam, you haven't smoked in how long now... fight the urge.

Sup Justy

Not much, got a ball game Thurs and Friday flight to Vegas, baby...

So just trying to make it to the end of the week. :D

All at the same time as hating my job. It's a good time.

Morning! Another rainy day. Sick of it I tell you just sick of it!

Is everyone taking a vacation? Haha

Hey Justy, Vegas sounds fun. I will go there when I am old enough. Maybe next year.
I have been smoking again for about 2 months. Haha. I know bad of me.

I can't wait another month so I can go to California. I have never been.

Where are you going KC?

Just going to the lake for some major alcohol abuse to occur! I am a simple man... give me a boat, a beer, and sprinkle in some good music, and I am all smiles.

Justy, Is that Megan Fox? I am just taking a swing at it

Yes, that is Megan Fox-Tiger... looking good as always.

Adam, I just thought I had you on a better track... all of this regression, where is it coming from?? ::shakes head::

KC, where am I meeting you at for the weekend of lake boozing?

Yes, Adam, it's Megan Fox.

Yes, Justy is looking good as always.

Corrected for you.

Meet me on the dock of the bay... I'll be sitting till the sun goes down!

Corrected for you.

Touché

Is that a song?

Yep...

It's a classic!

Just going to the lake for some major alcohol abuse to occur! I am a simple man...give me a boat, a beer, and sprinkle in some good music, and I am all smiles.

I know what you mean. This summer there is a place on the river to go.

3 boats

1st boat- people
2nd boat- a lot of beer
3rd boat- camping supplies.


Where can you go wrong with this?

Hi shiny happy people how are you today

I thought that was. I sen her on the letterman show the other day and she looked old and not as attractive. Did you know she has only been in 3 movies? That one with Lindsey Lohan, then both transformer movies. She is smokin hot though.

Also Justy, I jump off the wagon sometimes, then I usually can't catch it and get worn out so just walk down this path to the left.

I backed my swimming suit and towel.
I am ready KC.
Now I have to find the right dock of the bay.

Hey Bear. ;)

hi shiny happy people how are ya'll today

Howdy Bear!

I thought that was. I sen her on the letterman show the other day and she looked old and not as attractive. Did you know she has only been in 3 movies? That one with Lindsey Lohan, then both transformer movies. She is smokin hot though.

Also Justy, I jump off the wagon sometimes, then I usually can't catch it and get worn out so just walk down this path to the left.

I think she was hotter in the first Transformers.
There are still others that I think are hotter then her.
Hayden Pantierre is one of my current faves.

I think she was hotter in the first Transformers.
There are still others that I think are hotter then her.
Hayden Pantierre is one of my current faves.

Indeed... she is a bit young for me, but she is super smokin' hot!

hi shiny happy people how are ya'll today

WOW... really?:D Good afternoon bear... afternoon right? Heehee
I think I may take the kids to see that... but after the big ole weekend!

Pretty sure your thoughts and prayers worked, thank you.

Hey Bear, Justy, KC and Adam! :)

Indeed...she is a bit young for me, but she is super smokin' hot!

She is an adult, if she isn't too young for me, she can't be too young for you.

Hey Unky.

WOW....really?:D Good afternoon bear...afternoon right? Heehee
I think I may take the kids to see that...but after the big ole weekend!

Pretty sure your thoughts and prayers worked, thank you.

Yep, afternoon :)

Good morning to you start :D


Hi unky, how you doing :)