I loved this... it made my day better >^.. ^<


Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily.

The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2.. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There! See? It really does work. :D You're smiling already. Feel free to
share this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

Brilliant.. I laughed out loud.

Thanks, I... needed that.

Good one ;)

I was wondering about half way through if you meant to post it in humour or not... now I see why! :D

LOL... remind me not to go on any water excursions with Flossie :eek:

I am to 'picture' only one person under water? :(

Stringer... Picture one person today, another tomorrow, another the next day and so on and so on and so on!:D

Friend4U... Just be sure not to do anyting to pi$$ me off! Lol

I was wondering about half way through if you meant to post it in humour or not... now I see why! :D

I was thinking the same thing Shazzy, Good one Flossie!

So many faces came to mind... lol

:: pictures flitting through my mind ::

Obama
Limbaugh
Pelosi
Cheney
Gordon Brown
Acmedinajad
Kim Jong Il
...

How funny! I cracked right up. I love it.

Spitvenom agrees: you can't drown Obama her can fly away with a flap of those ears ;)

6 out of 7 is freakin' fantastic.

Stringer...Picture one person today, another tomorrow, another the next day and so on and so on and so on!:D

Friend4U...Just be sure not to do anyting to pi$$ me off! lol

One person a day?!?!??!?... Man, I guess the others will just have to wait their turn in line... :D

Only one a day. Geesh. I can't do just one a day. It would take me wayyyy toooo long. Too many people to drown, not enough time. Or is it too much time, not enough people to drown?

I only have a handful of people I would like to do that too... give me a week, maybe two.

Haha!! Love it! :)

But... but... I have two hands, that means that I can hold down two at a time... :rolleyes:

But...but...I have two hands, that means that I can hold down two at a time....:rolleyes:

So would you be done when Haley's Comet comes back?

So would you be done when Haley's Comet comes back?

Ha ha... I am sure that you know the exact date for that however... I need to get busy and shorten the waiting line a bit... :D

Ha ha...I am sure that you know the exact date for that however...I need to get busy and shorten the waiting line a bit....:D

Not really, it's about sixty something years now, I think. At two every thirty minutes, My list would be done by then.

EDIT: But then I've already started.

Not really, it's about sixty something years now, I think. At two every thirty minutes, My list would be done by then.

EDIT: But then I've already started.

So... that is your hand on my neck?! :rolleyes:

So...that is your hand on my neck?!?!?!? :rolleyes:

Naw, KP got jealous of you and Alty.

Naw, KP got jealous of you and Alty.

Oh... understood.:rolleyes:

Say, this really works guys! I've already dunked my crappy neighbor so many times his skin is getting worse than wrinkled from being in the water, he's actually turning blue and his eyes are bulging out! I'll have to pick on someone else when he moves soon. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts!

Say, this really works guys! I've already dunked my crappy neighbor so many times his skin is getting worse than wrinkled from being in the water, he's actually turning blue and his eyes are bulging out!! I'll have to pick on someone else when he moves soon. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts!!

Yeah... wear gloves too Twink, that water is hard on your hands... cracks and dries them. :D

This is getting to be hard work you know? I haven't gotten even a third of the way into my waiting line.

Yeah...wear gloves too Twink, that water is hard on your hands...cracks and dries them. :D

This is getting to be hard work ya know? I haven't gotten even a third of the way into my waiting line.

Try a knee in the midsection as you put them under, boss. It doesn't take as long.

Try a knee in the midsection as you put them under, boss. It doesn't take as long.

Yep, that might help... my arms are getting very tired... may need the deputies and staff... to help.

Geese... look at that line, it just goes on and on... :rolleyes:

WAIT?? Are we just allowed to do this on Tuesdays? That doesn't seem fair...

WAIT???? Are we just allowed to do this on Tuesdays? That doesn't seem fair.....

Ruh roh, I've been at it 7 days a week. Course the first two were alpabetizing the line, but I'm still only down to "Ai..."

Try a knee in the midsection as you put them under, boss. It doesn't take as long.

Hey, thanks for the tip. Only problem is he keeps thrashing around too much for the knee trick to work that well. Have to try a few cinderblocks and see if that speeds up the process...

(Gotta be a way to make a buck here... :rolleyes:)

Hey look guys... I am selling/renting these handcuffs... :D

Cinderblocks... 25% off!!