Mechanic's work light:

Primarily intended to amuse those watching the work rather than actually helping the person that is doing the work.


Hack Saw:

One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija Board principle. This saw can transform human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence it's course, the more dismal your future becomes.

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So true haha
The first one is more applicable to me... I usually end up being the 'light holder' lol

Socket wrench set:

1527 different pieces that ALMOST fit the screw head

Skill saw:

Intended to display lack of skill, designed to cut wall studs too short in one easy motion.

Wire Cutters

Deforms and bends wire perfectly

MIG WELDER: Glorified cigarette lighter. Also useful for transferring rust flakes from automobile underbodies to the eyes, nose, and mouth. HAMMER DRILL w/ MASONRY BIT: Never fails to exceed your expectations, creating an EVEN BIGGER HOLE than you were hoping for. BELT SANDER: Motorized toy car in disguise. Various interchangeable "treads" allow for competition on a wide variety of terrain.

Cordless Drill - Invented for people who have no need for drilling anything longer than 5 minutes at a time.

Mini Cordless Drill for screwing in screws - Invented for people who enjoy stripping out their screw heads in one easy motion guaranteed.


Sawsall - Invented for people who enjoy sawing large holes in their walls and hopefully not hitting a live electrical line inside the wall as they refused to use a stud finder or other nifty device.

Allen Wrenches - Invented by a very diabolical person to drive unwitting folks nutty trying to find the right size to fit the hole and finding out that the hole is metric when they have regular Allen wrenches or regular when they have metric Allen wrenches.

SkillSaw -Invented for people who have no skill whatsoever and eventually cut off way too much in a wavy line as the saw is much too heavy to hold properly.

Electric Lawn Mowers - Invented for people who enjoy running over their expensive electrical cord keeping the extension cord companies in business indefinitely. (my husband effectively ran over 3 expensive cords in one day until I told him I'd finish mowing the lawn after buying yet another cord)

Torx head screws: Invented for those mechanical engineers who CAN figure out allen wrenches

Way to go Cap'n, you've started a good one... ;)

I. Have. Nothing. :(

Wait... nope, nothing. ;)

Channel "Johnny Dangerously"

You've got... those. I like those on a woman.

Channel "Johnny Dangerously"

You've got ... those. I like those on a woman.

:confused:

What have I go that you like? Be specific.

Wait... wrong thread. :(

:confused: Be specific. :(

Which one's volume and which one's tuning?

Which one's volume and which one's tuning?

That's for me to know and you to figure out. ;)

Wait... wrong thread ;)

Wait ... wrong thread ;)

That's my line! :eek:

Wait... I just looked at the title of this thread again. Maybe it isn't wrong

Wait... I just looked at the title of this thread again. Maybe it isn't wrong

True. Okay.

Wrong forum! :eek:

Vibrating relaxer: Ratchets tension up unbearably

You two are nuts :p

You two are nuts :p

Thank you, thank you very much:cool:

1. A Porkscrew! You did say a Tool right :cool:

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