A man goes to his doctor for his physical and is sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.


The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.


The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99.'


Again, the guy says, '99.'


The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.




Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'












The guy begins, 'One.. Two... Three'.

LMAO! I didn't see that one coming. Either will she! ;)

I once went out with a deaf girl...

I told her "we must work out a code: If i want sex I will stroke your left breast and you pull my penis once for yes and 62 times for no".

Hahahahaha... I think I like the second one better than to first! Gold! :D

Loved it Friend!

Forty two


Forty three


Forty four


Forty five

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Altenweg agrees: LMAO! If you shake it more then twice you're playing with it!

It's mine so I can wash it as fast as I want to ;)

Comments on this post
Altenweg agrees: LMAO! If you shake it more then twice you're playing with it!

It's mine so I can wash it as fast as i want to ;)

:eek: Mental picture! :eek:

Wait... mmmmm... mental picture! :D

Good one M.

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.

A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

Things went downhill from there.

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.

A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

Things went downhill from there.

Damn... you just keep them coming... LMAO M... I can see the solemness on the poor mans' face as he told her his problem.. ..and then her on the floor again. :D:D

Your fresh!!

Why am I just finding these jokes?

Second one was awesome! :p