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shazamataz
Apr 23, 2009, 05:12 AM
I was having a bad day and this cheered me up so I thought I'd share :D


OBSESSIONS

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, D!ck, we're leaving."

tickle
Apr 23, 2009, 05:31 AM
ROFL, shaz, thanks for my morning chuckle.

Regards, tick

mudweiser
Apr 23, 2009, 07:14 AM
So silly!

Sarah

adam_89
Apr 27, 2009, 01:43 PM
I love that one every time I hear it!