Poo. I've got to go. Time to get children fed, cleaned and off to lala land. That's in China! :)

I'm a wee bit tipsy. Bad NM. ;)

I'll be back later.

Um, Mark dear, I like back rubs before lights out. You game? I don't mind front rubs either. Just saying. :D

this one this one this one this one :D

Ha Ha , Luv it Bear :)

What the heck is it ???:confused:

It's an Oompa Loompa M. From Charlie and the chocolate factory.

It's a classic. Wow! :(

Really, going now, promise!

Laters! :)

::blushes:: but, but..... OKAY! :D

As for being able to handle it...... we'll see! ;)

Oh now that sounds like a challenge... a win/win for me eh? :D

What the heck is it ???:confused:

:eek: its an umpa lumpa :eek: how could you not know what an umpa lumpa looks like

Um, Mark dear, I like back rubs before lights out. You game? I don't mind front rubs either. Just saying. :D
Back rubs... front rubs... side rubs... I'm game. As far as to what I'll be rubbing you with, well let's make that a surprise. :D

Hahahaha Care Bear, I ain't crazy anymore! I was kured!

M I can't believe you've never seen an Oompa Loompa! That's perhaps the most famous role I've ever played. That's my 8X10 Glossy shot for Hollywood. :D

Hahahaha Care Bear, I ain't crazy anymore!! I wuz kured!

M I can't believe you've never seen an Oompa Loompa! That's perhaps the most famous role I've ever played. That's my 8X10 Glossy shot for Hollywood. :D

Sorry I couldn't find a sign pointing to sane woman :(
No wonder you were picked for the unpa lumpa role that's a brilliant photo :)

:eek: its an umpa lumpa :eek: how could you not know what an umpa lumpa looks like

Never heard of it...

I wish I never had. They are rather creepy!

I wish I never had. They are rather creepy!

My point exactly mark!!

Willy wonka and the chocolate factory was a brilliant film you should watch it some time either the old on the new one they're both great films :)
Umpa lumpas image by b16agurl24 on Photobucket (http://media.photobucket.com/image/umpa%20lumpas/b16agurl24/willywonka_wallpaper1024.jpg)

My point exactly mark !!!

Are you saying I'm creepy?

M you've seen pics of me before and should be able to vouch for my un-creepy factor!

Are you saying I'm creepy?

M you've seen pics of me before and should be able to vouch for my un-creepy factor!

I don't think your creepy NM I lub you just the way you are :)

Are you saying I'm creepy?

M you've seen pics of me before and should be able to vouch for my un-creepy factor!

No no... not you... just your avatar. Besides, they aren't Clown Creepy... more like ventriloquist dummy in the closet creepy.

Are you saying I'm creepy?

M you've seen pics of me before and should be able to vouch for my un-creepy factor!

Your definitely not creepy NM , but that oompa loompa thingy wingy is :eek:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/what-4-21-09-a-344487.html#post1682894

i dont think your creepy NM i lub ya just the way you are :)

Thanks Care Bear, way to earn some points


No no....not you....just your avatar. Besides, they aren't Clown Creepy....more like ventriloquist dummy in the closet creepy.

Thanks gawd I'm not Clown creepy because then I'd scare m'self! MeHates Clowns :eek:


Your definately not creepy NM , but that oompa loompa thingy wingy is :eek:

Fine, so you'll have to give me something better if you want me to change it... C'mon reach deep in your bag o' tricks and give me something good.

Hehehe, I think I made a funny. :rolleyes:

::walks in cabin::

Oh my lord.. you guys made a mess!

Hello every bodies!

Dneirf check this out : Oompa Loompa Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw)


It's getting dark.. who wants to bunk wit me? I no bite hard
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Sarah

it's getting dark.. Who wants to bunk wit me? I no bite hard
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:nw8g_tqf4xzp-m:http://www.onlyatest.org/jdjarchives/animals_01-thumb.jpg

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Back rubs....front rubs....side rubs....I'm game. As far as to what I'll be rubbing you with, well let's make that a surprise. :D

I love surprises! :D

I love surprises! :D

Now THAT is the attitude to have! Just remember you said that... don't want you waking anyone up by screaming... at least not by "bad" screaming ;)

Now THAT is the attitude to have! Just remember you said that....don't want you waking anyone up by screaming....at least not by "bad" screaming ;)

I'm not a "oh no you didn't" kind of girl. I take everything as it "comes".

Screaming, yes, but not bad screaming! :D

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Oke doke!

http://www.bestfriends.org/resources/ga/images/animals/midnight12.jpg

Don't tell sneezy!


Sarah

Oke doke!

Don't tell sneezy!


You ought to be worried about me! :mad::p

Puppy's! I love puppy's! :)

Awwwwww, sofa king cute!

I'm not a "oh no you didn't" kind of girl. I take everything as it "comes". :p

You ought to be worried about me! :mad::p

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:D

Sarah

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:D

Sarah


Nice try! :p

Okay everyone.

My son Jared just sat down beside me. He asked me if Uncle M, the big black lab man was on AMHD and he asked if I could say hi.

So M, you cuddly dog you, hi from Jared. :)

This is Jared speaking now : Hello Uncle M. How are you doing? I'm doing great! Do you live near Sydney? My sisters name is Sydney. That's funny! Giggle. Tee hee.

Okay, now he's full blown laughing!

He says goodnight to everyone. :)

Okay everyone.

My son Jared just sat down beside me. He asked me if Uncle M, the big black lab man was on AMHD and he asked if I could say hi.

So M, you cuddly dog you, hi from Jared. :)

This is Jared speaking now : Hello Uncle M. How are you doing? I'm doing great! Do you live near Sydney? My sisters name is Sydney. That's funny! Giggle. Tee hee.

Okay, now he's full blown laughing!

He says goodnight to everyone. :)

Hi Jared
Good to talk to you Buddy , say hello to Sydney as well for me.

Goodnight mate :)

Now how in the heck did you guys manage to do 28 pages in a few hours...

There is no way I am reading all that :p

Hi Jared
Good to talk to you Buddy , say hello to Sydney as well for me.

Goodnight mate :)

M, he is grinning from ear to ear. He's so happy you wrote to him. Thanks buddy. :)

Now, back to the cabin.

Jared, off to bed! :rolleyes:

Now how in the heck did you guys manage to do 28 pages in a few hours....

There is no way I am reading all that :p

When the Shaz is away, the kids will play. :D

Now how in the heck did you guys manage to do 28 pages in a few hours....

There is no way I am reading all that :p

Well when you have the experience that some of us have gained its rather easy :D

well when you have the experience that some of us have gained its rather easy :D

LMAO! Are you saying that we're experienced gabbers? That's funny! :D

Shaz, we're professionals, apparently. ;)

LMAO! Are you saying that we're experienced gabbers? That's funny! :D

Shaz, we're professionals, apparently. ;)

Scratch that.. addicts.

Sarah

LMAO! Are you saying that we're experienced gabbers? That's funny! :D

Shaz, we're professionals, apparently. ;)

I'm just saying if you could become an expert in gabbing all of us are candidates :D

im just saying if you could become an expert in gabbing all of us are candidates :D

Candidates? Honey, we went from candidates to full blown experts many threads ago! :D

Okay, Jared won't go to bed. He's enthralled with the conversation. No worries, he's going now, if I have to drag him kicking and screaming.

Don't "but mommy" me Jared. BED! NOW! PRONTO! Mean mommy in 5,4,3,2,1... Oooooh, you better run!

Lol I think I'm going to go to bed now to :)
Going to law down here by the fire, no one better mistake me for a bearskin rug or there'l be hell to pay
Night all :D

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:FvUXwG7nYWoPuM:http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/go-to-bed.jpg

Haha.

Hope I didn't cross a line there.

Sarah

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:FvUXwG7nYWoPuM:http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/go-to-bed.jpg

Haha.

Hope I didn't cross a line there.

Sarah
What the?? :eek:

Proffessional addicts lol

Night albear :)

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:FvUXwG7nYWoPuM:http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/go-to-bed.jpg

Haha.

Hope I didn't cross a line there.

Sarah

I thought you were going to give us warning before giving me nightmares :(

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't like clowns!

Bad Muddy, bad girl! Go to your room right now! Don't forget, I'm a mom! :(

So, um, Mark, looks like we're alone. Care to take a walk in the woods? :)

It's fun.

Sarah

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't like clowns!

Bad Muddy, bad girl! Go to your room right now! Don't forget, I'm a mom! :(

So, um, Mark, looks like we're alone. Care to take a walk in the woods? :)

There is a joke in there about "wood" but I'll keep this PG :p

It's fun.

Sarah

You have a strange sense of fun! :(

Clowns are evil! Just ask Stephen King!

There is a joke in there about "wood" but I'll keep this PG :p

Darn, you're good. I guess I underestimated you! My bad. ;)

We could go to the water fall, the lake is beautiful, a bit cold, but nice. No need for a suit, we can go nakie! :)

Okay, believe it or not, I am keeping it PG. Ask M. :eek:

It's fun to see your reactions.

"Ahhhh"

"What the"

"....."

Tehee.

Sarah

Darn, you're good. I guess I underestimated you! My bad. ;)

We could go to the water fall, the lake is beautiful, a bit cold, but nice. No need for a suit, we can go nakie! :)

Okay, believe it or not, I am keeping it PG. Ask M. :eek:

Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(

Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(

Not really, I'm a girl! :D

Not really, I'm a girl! :D

If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:

If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:

Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

See what you can do with that. :cool:

Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

See what you can do with that. :cool:

Cross my legs and cringe... that's what I can do with that!

But there is a comment there about a um... foot-long. ;)

I don't eat meat [giggles]

Sarah

I don't eat meat [giggles]

Sarah

That's so sad. :(

I don't eat meat [giggles]

Sarah

:eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!

:eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!

And every guy that reads that will cross his legs... OUCH! :eek:

Cross my legs and cringe....that's what I can do with that!

But there is a comment there about a um....foot-long. ;)

LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p

Hehe, Stringer, they think you are the gassy party... Oops... guess who smelt it dealt works ;)

YouTube - Funny Fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwhHmDy-t1Y)

LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p

Oh damn... on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?

Oh damn....on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?

Alrighty then! :)

If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D

Alrighty then! :)

If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D

Hand... or some other part... :D

Haha good joke Alty.

I have one I bookmarked.

Penis Joke:

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

Sarah [hehehe! ]

LMAO! I love it Muddy!

I'm copying that and sending it to all my friends! :)

I don't eat meat [giggles]

Sarah


Uhmmmm... no better not LOL :eek:

You have a strange sense of fun! :(

Clowns are evil!

I agree Alty! I stepped away and came back to catch up on the happenings and saw that freakish clown. :eek:

That was a horrible thing to do Sarah!

Sowie NM :(

Sarah

Uhmmmm..........................no better not LOL :eek:

You and me both M. You and me both. :o

Wow! Fun!!

Found a new scary Avi for you NM ;)

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Found a new scary Avi for you NM ;)



Seriously M? And that's not worse than the Oompa Loompa? :confused:

Found a new scary Avi for you NM ;)

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No, no, no! That will give me nightmares! :(

How about something cute?

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Found a new scary Avi for you NM ;)

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My clown was less scary than this!

Sarah

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Says you! Clowns are always scarier. ALWAYS!

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That picture is now permanently seared into by brain! :mad:

Hmm not scary. Dneirf!

Hmm.. I want to change my avatar- but I don't know to what.

::looks at Dawson and says "your so pathetic"::

Sarah

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DAMN U!

Arrgh, now I'm have nightmares!

Really M, don't you think you put me through enough? :(

Hmm not scary. Dneirf!

Hmm.. I want to change my avatar- but I don't know to what.

::looks at Dawson and says "your so pathetic"::

Sarah

I could get an old leather helmet and do the Heisman pose... that would be a GREAT avatar! :p

A few more to choose from...



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You people just don't want me to sleep tonight huh? :(

M, make your avi go back to cute puppy, not ugly kid!

I'm going to get all of you for this! Revenge is bitter sweet, and best served cold! :(

Big babies.

:: puts on treehouse ::
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Sarah

DAMN U!

Arrgh, now I'm have nightmares!

Really M, don't you think you put me through enough?! :(

Sorry NM , but seriously you need to get rid of that Oompa Loompa thingy :rolleyes:

Hmm.. I want to change my avatar- but I don't know to what.

::looks at Dawson and says "your so pathetic"::

Sarah

I agree , you don't want to get voted "Most Boring Avi" at the AMHD Awards do you ;)

I agree , you don't want to get voted "Most Boring Avi" at the AMHD Awards do you ;)

Says the one with the PUPPY.

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:JTQtNJYOxyxYIM:http://sleepzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/snoring.jpg

Sarah

The puppy is cute!

Sorry NM , but seriously you need to get rid of that Oompa Loompa thingy :rolleyes:

Everything you're suggesting is creepiER! Geesh.

I may as well go back to Bellatrix LeStrange. Sigh.

I love Oompa- these people are just hatin' on you dawg.

Haha want to hear something funny? Last night I had dream sex- and I could've sworn it was real. Really.

Now that is creepy.

Sarah

Now. Who was in it? Hmmm?

I love Oompa- these people are just hatin' on you dawg.

Haha want to hear something funny? Last night I had dream sex- and I could've sworn it was real. Really.

Now that is creepy.

Sarah


I have dream sex every night.

I have dream sex every night.

I have dream sex at night, during the day, in the shower, in the car.

I may have a problem. :eek:

I actually think it's real. I woke up feeling the way you feel "down there" after sex.

Maybe a ghost had sex with me last night- I don't really dream sex, this it's been years since I've had it.

I'm really a heavy sleeper so I'm guessing something else.. dum dum dum but maybe it's because I'm crazy.

Sarah

Hmm, M not loving that one s'much. Try this:

I'm having dream sex at this very moment! :eek:

Am I in the wrong room , Geez :eek:

Sorry I started it!

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Sarah

OK... beddy-bye time. Night all.

Night mark.

... ummm... muddy, you didn't answer my question.

Who was in it?

I think that suits you M, it's an absoulutely adorable little avi.

Now if you can just find me something not so creepy!

Sorry I started it!

Sarah

LOL... its OK Herbie ;)

OK....beddy-bye time. Night all.

Wait up!

I'm going to bed too, talk to you all tomorrow.
G'nite

I think that suits you M, it's an absoulutely adorable little avi.

Now if you can just find me something not so creepy!

Thanks NM , yep I think it looks good :)

Ok I'll go searching , any requests. Cute , funny , sexy etc?

Goodnight everyone,

Going to see If I can have some dreams for a change.

Joe Joe

Good night everyone that is leaving!

::avoiding sneezy's Q::

Sarah

Thanks NM , yep I think it looks good :)

Ok I'll go searching , any requests. Cute , funny , sexy etc??

I'd hope you'd find something you think suits me. I think I am all of the above (ehem) but I'll let you choose. :rolleyes:

I'd hope you'd find something you think suits me. I think I am all of the above (ehem) but I'll let you choose. :rolleyes:

LOL... ok leave it with me ;)

Night Mark, Joe, NM, anyone else that's going.

M, Muddy, Sneezy, I think it's just the four of us.

What shall do? :)

PARTY TIME.. until we pass out!

http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/6e/6e8392d007014fce6d9eef7c1828e2e5.jpg <--oh new avi?


Sarah

http://meowcheese.com/files/lolpics/2008/04/why-no-one-come-to-mai-party-.jpg

Sarah

http://meowcheese.com/files/lolpics/2008/04/why-no-one-come-to-mai-party-.jpg

Sarah

I'm here , do you like my Fancy Dress costume ;)

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Ooo I can see your chimichanga!

Sarah

Hee, hee, chimichanga!

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Hehe:

How to Telephone a Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly1exUdUZP8&feature=related)

Sarah

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ooo I can see your chimichanga!

Sarah


Oops

I'll just tuck that in shall I ;)

K dudes I'm off to take a shower!

Nighty nighty!

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:t1GFAcGpgpRwbM:http://www.theginlady.com/storage/LoveSign.jpg

Sarah

Night Herbie :)

Hmm. Not gone yet.

New Avi better?

Sarah

Definitely beats the previous one , I think you deserve something better though.

I'm doing some research for NM and will post some new ones tomorrow!

Better? Hmm..

I'll get a better pic put on there by this weekend ;)

K really gtg now.

Ciao Dneirf.

Sarah

Actually here's a few

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Teehee thanks M.

I'll surprise everyone next week with a new avi ;)

Now I'm gone.

Sarah

Night sarah.

I'm off to bed as well.

I HAVE A DAY OFF TOMORROW!! WHOOOOO!!

OMG, when I left last night we were on page 19!!

Guess I have some reading to do. :D

OMG, when I left last night we were on page 19!!!

Guess I have some reading to do. :D

Goes by quick Justy. You at work yet?

Sarah

Just got to work about a minute ago. I popped on at home earlier.

Still haven't done my catch up reading yet.

Good morning all the bed I had las night was lumpy and I woke up with a crick in the neck:(

Do you have different beds often?

M, make your avi go back to cute puppy, not ugly kid!

I'm going to get all of you for this! Revenge is bitter sweet, and best served cold! :(

Lol

Haha cute pic. Bear!

Work is going fairly easy. Boss is out of the country and across the world.. the intern is sick and I'm just crusin' by ::aahh::

Finally a good day,

Sarah

Hey there! Sarah? Changed your avi? And already changing this week end?

Yup bear, these pups are really cute! :p. However, I'm not so sure to be wanting to meet their grown ups :eek:! LOL

Just posting in here so subscribe to the thread. I know I'll have too many to read, already, I need to read 18 pages! (I'm on the 20 posts per page mode)

See you guys! :)

Do you have different beds often?

Sometimes ;) no I slept in my son's room and hated the bed

Morning all.

A little something to make you smile;

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My twelve year old son told my parents last week that the dogs 'french' kissed him... how did he know?? :mad:

My twelve year old son told my parents last week that the dogs 'french' kissed him... how did he know??? :mad:

Ha, ha, at twelve? They know! :eek:

Another something to make you smile? Okay.

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Poor dog. He's going to die! :eek:

Ha, ha, at twelve? They know! :eek:

Another something to make you smile? Okay.

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Poor dog. He's going to die! :eek:lol I love the pic

lol i love the pic

Me too. He looks so scared, with good reason.

My Grandma was a large woman, we went to an airshow one year and she brought along a little fold up chair just like the one in the picture.

An hour into the show we all hear a loud RIP, and sure enough, the cloth on the chair is ripped and Grandma is on the ground looking shocked.

Really? It's a tiny chair, made for people under 100 pounds, Grandma was well over 300. A monkey could have predicted the outcome! I laughed so hard I cried. Grandma was not amused. :o

Hehe love the storty Alty!

I'm still wiping that slobbery kiss off my face.


Justy: My niece is 12 and she knows what anal is--eek-- kids are being more informed than ever--err.. malinformed.

Sarah

Hey everyone, can I come on out?

Sure Adam! You can bunk with Bear. :)

Hey everyone...

I think I got over the hang over after drinking all that corona but I think I need some more with a middle afternoon nap...

Breakfast was good... Exactly was able to sneak some real food in. I have it hidden and still have some left. I will share if I have to.

Joe

Hey everyone...

I think i got over the hang over after drinking all that corona but I think I need some more with a middle afternoon nap...

Breakfast was good... Exactly was able to sneak some real food in. I have it hidden and still have some left. I will share if I have to.

Joe

Is there bacon? I love bacon and eggs, toast with jam, ooooh, coffee and maybe a banana. Grrrrrr. Now I'm hungry. :(

Bad Joe!

I am in charge of the Belgian waffles... those are my favorite...

Tomorrow morning I will make swedish pancakes...

Hello there grown ups.

Sarah

Oompa? Sorry, never heard of that... My internet is just getting weird! I can only open AMHD and some other sites. There's nothing that can be done to connect to mail... :(

Oompa? Sorry, never heard of that... My internet is just getting weird! I can only open AMHD and some other sites. There's nothing that can be done to connect to mail... :(

Can you connect to Youtube?

Here's link to find out what an Oompa Loompa is:
YouTube - Original Old School Classic Oompa Loompa Music Videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw)

Oompa Loompas are
- Male
-Personality Cat-like. Can land on their feet
-Originally They come from Loompaland, which is a region of Loompa, a small isolated island situated in the Pacific Ocean. They now live in Wonka's factory.
-The Oompa Loompa from the movie is actually Jordan Opp [you can Google him]
-They are only knee-high with astonishing haircuts and green hair
-Thet and are paid with their favourite food, cacao beans.

I just filled your head with useless knowledge.

Sarah

Are y'all talking about me?

Are y'all talking about me??

Your Oompa senses must've been tingling.:p

Sarah

Your Oompa senses must've been tingling.:p

Sarah

Yes, I was staying away from this thread all day so I could get some work done and as I soon as I gave in I saw "Oompa" :eek:

Alty, that story was so funny I think I lizzed!

[For those of you that don't watch 30 Rock, Lizzing= laughing + whizzing] :p

LOL! Okay, this was some Canadian and perhaps also US comedy... and perhaps UK since bear knows about it... I just feel... weird seeing that Oompa :p

I likes the new avi muddy I just want to say one thing YEEEHHHAAWW!!

Ok going to have my bath, then to bed. Tough day tomorrow, just surprised I was able to pass the hump of the week better than I thought. Catch you later!

:: was just thinking... I saw crocodile tears and lake in front of the cabin. Hope the crocs from the castle haven't invaded the area yet :eek:! ::

I want to take a bath... lots of bubbles!

I suppose it was American, Unky.
It was an old movie from I think the early '70s and starred Gene Wilder. The original movies "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" was based on the book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl.

There later was a movie remake with the same title as the book that came out in 2005 starring Johnny Depp.

I likes the new avi muddy i just want to say one thing YEEEHHHAAWW!!!

I say.

http://sunshinereviewblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/git-r-done.jpg


There later was a movie remake with the same title as the book that came out in 2005 starring Johnny Depp.

I like Johnny, but the original is still my favorite.

Sarah

I say.

http://sunshinereviewblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/git-r-done.jpg



I like Johnny, but the original is still my favorite.

Sarah

I had to say GIT-R-DONE on the radio once to win some tickets. Yep.

I bet you said it just right too.

I had to say GIT-R-DONE on the radio once to win some tickets. Yep.


Did you git r done?

Sarah

Yes, I did. I had no idea what it was for, they just asked what larry the cable guy's famous quote was and I just thought I would call for the hell of it and then I ended up winning some tickets to a sport, boat, and travel show. Woo-hoo. Lol

The only thing I've ever won from a radio was movie tickets.

Lucky duck.

Sarah

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called ........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.


8.. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'

11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.

Hahaha good one stringer.

Sarah

Stringer - My favorite one was the first one. They are all good. Enjoyed all the funnies.. lol

Thanks

Joe

I was thinking I related to the lightening mind most. Anymore, I am just filled with flashes of brillance but if I am not quick about it, they pass right by me.

Hey Justy,

How is the campfire?

It's going pretty well.

Stockpile of food, so we aren't starving yet.

It's good times, did you recover from your hangover.

The campfire thing sounds so great, my partner won't camp and I haven't been camping since I was a teenager, but it sounds like a blast to me right now.

Shh.. Sneezy is playing the guitar and singing.

♪♫♪ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5Rr-2b5Qc&feature=related)

::haha can't wait until you see this Sneexzy-- giggles and runs away::
Sarah

Could use some help.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/beauty/hairstyle-should-get-344884.html

No'2

no'2

You sure Bear?

Darnit, I thought everyone would like just one of them. You guys are all over the place. ;)

I have until tomorrow, so let's hope I decide on something, otherwise I might just do what Joe suggested and shave it all off! :eek:

Yea your hair seems slightly curly and would suit 2 best I think :)
Good luck decidind :)

yea your hair seems slightly curly and would suit 2 best i think :)

It does have a bit of natural curl, more if I put in some product. The pic is around two hours after I washed it and let it dry naturally. It tends to frizz unless I put something in it to control it.

I usually straighten it. My hair is really thick and heavy, the natural curl doesn't work well unless it's short and extremely thinned out.

Are you bored yet? :D

Lol your describing my hair lol :D
But unlucky or lucky for you (you can decide :D) I'm a guy and hence I'm really arsed what my hairs like wet dry frizzy wavey whatever as long as I can push it to the side so I can see lol :D

So bear. On a girl, what do you prefer? Long hair, short hair, curly, straight, blonde, brown, balck red? What's your poison? :)

Long hair slight curl any colour :)

long hair slight curl any colour :)

How you doing? ;)

I know that you asked Bear Alty but I'll give you my 2 cents worth.

I like all types depending on the girl , some just suit different styles. I do however have a thing for girls with Long Hair and they put it into a Pony Tail , sort of gives them that "girl next door" type look.

Hhhmmm... is that weird :cool:

I know that you asked Bear Alty but I'll give you my 2 cents worth.

I like all types depending on the girl , some just suit different styles. I do however have a thing for girls with Long Hair and they put it into a Pony Tail , sorta gives them that "girl next door" type look.

Hhhmmm............is that wierd :cool:

Funny, I have a pony tail right now! :)

I want to keep it long , short doesn't suit me at all, it also makes me look about 13 years old. :(

Maybe I'll just get a trim and keep it in the same style. Maybe some blonde highlights, that might be cool. :)

How you doin? ;)

You lost me ?

That is not a bad idea. Highlights are nice..

you lost me ?

You've never seen "Friends" the TV show? That's Joeys pick up line, he just walks up to a girl and says, in a deep voice "How you doin?" It works every time.

You described what you like when it comes to hair, well dear, you described my hair so... how you doing? ;)

That is not a bad idea. Highlights are nice..

I think so too. Maybe some subtle ones, not too "in your face"! :)

Wow, I can't believe you guys are talking hair with me. Cool! :cool:

Will you all come bra shopping with me next time I go? You can hold my purse while I'm trying them on. :D

shh.. Sneezy is playing the guitar and singing.

♪♫♪ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5Rr-2b5Qc&feature=related)

::haha can't wait til you see this Sneexzy-- giggles and runs away::
Sarah

Sadly, I no play geeeee tar.

I play other instruments! Care for a serenade of fantaisie impromptu via piano?

I like female musicians... particularly ones that play the meat whistle :p

You've never seen "Friends" the tv show? That's Joeys pick up line, he just walks up to a girl and says, in a deep voice "How you doin?" It works every time.

You described what you like when it comes to hair, well dear, you described my hair so........ how you doin? ;)

No not a fan of friends, not a fan of america laughter button shows they tend to be over used :)

I'm doing fine, how about yourself ;)

I like female musicians....particularly ones that play the meat whistle :p

Wrong thread Mark :eek:

sadly, I no play geeeee tar.

I play other instruments! Care for a serenade of fantaisie impromptu via piano?

LOL... I'll give you one thing sneezy , your persistent :cool:

And sneezy gets the "persistent guy" award. Go me. Go me.

... too bad it doesn't get very far... :(

Wrong thread Mark :eek:

I have to agree...

I play the accordion. No comments! :(

I play the accordion. No comments! :(

Playing any musical instrument is a good thing alty
Although I thought the accordion was for old people :D

playing any musical instrument is a good thing alty
although i thought the accordian was for old people :D

I think it has a double meaning Bear. :)

playing any musical instrument is a good thing alty
although i thought the accordian was for old people :D

I AM NOT OLD! :(

I took lessons when I was 12 -14. At 14 my breasts came in, I needed a bigger accordion to prevent injury, a new one was too expensive so I didn't have to take lessons anymore. :)

I think it has a double meaning Bear. :)

No, honestly, I play the accordion.

Why is so hard to believe? :eek:

I AM NOT OLD! :(

I took lessons when I was 12 -14. At 14 my breasts came in, I needed a bigger accordion to prevent injury, a new one was too expensive so I didn't have to take lessons anymore. :)

Lub you Alty...

I think it has a double meaning Bear. :)

Point in case really

http://www.storyfinders.co.uk/directory/uploads/b8c0dbe4-4e35-445f-9d57-898c45754775/People/harry-with-accordian.jpg
Am I missing something obvious here or..

Lol soz didn't realise the pic was like that

point in case really
http://www.storyfinders.co.uk/directory/uploads/b8c0dbe4-4e35-445f-9d57-898c45754775/People/harry-with-accordian.jpg

am i missing something obvious here or.........?

Hey... how do you like MY new haircut?? [url]http://www.storyfinders.co.uk/directory/uploads/b8c0dbe4-4e35-445f

Darnit Bear, my accordion is red! :(

I play the whore monica.

I mean... harmonica.

... I mean... pianoviolinfrenchhorntenorsax.. .

I play the whore monica.

I mean...harmonica.

...I mean...pianoviolinfrenchhorntenorsax. ...

Lmao :D

Hey ....how do you like MY new haircut??? [url]http://www.storyfinders.co.uk/directory/uploads/b8c0dbe4-4e35-445f

Soz stringer can't see it

soz stringer can't see it

Yep, I can Bear...

WTH... WOW... my screen just went three sizes larger, I have to move the bottom bar just to see the right side of the posts..? :confused:

Any way... off for now... Marta just brought home butter pecan and chocolate ice cream...

Are we forming a junkyard band?

What's a pecan?
Cya later stringer :)

whats a pecan?
cya later stringer :)

Do you live in a cave Bear?

It's a type of nut.

WOW! Stringer, now my screen is all weird.

What's going on? :eek:

Update:

Just talked to Starby. Her brother is taking Niki until she's out of the hospital, he's also got a laptop he's going to lend her, just has to figure out the internet thing.

She's really doped up, I had to repeat myself a lot and she's a bit out of it, but she sounds okay. She had the surgery today and her leg is in a cast. Her wrist has a neon orange cast on it, she finds it funny.

Obviously she now has a phone in her room. I'll be calling her again tomorrow. Will keep you all posted. :)

Do you live in a cave Bear?

It's a type of nut.

WOW! Stringer, now my screen is all wierd.

What's going on? :eek:

Bear. Cave. Funny.

Yes, my screen is all janky too! It was that big arse picture. :mad:

Do you live in a cave Bear?

It's a type of nut.



Must be an 'across the pond' thing

Thanks for the update alty its good to hear starby and niki are being taken care of :)

Bear. Cave. Funny.

Yes, my screen is all janky too! It was that big arse picture. :mad:

Soz guys my bad :(

You know if you'd set your page/post ratio to 5 it would have gone back to normal by now

soz guys my bad :(

you know if youd set your page/post ratio to 5 it would have gone back to normal by now

Mines back to norm. No worries. :)

You bad? How bad?

Darnit, wrong thread again. ;)

I like female musicians....particularly ones that play the meat whistle :p
You sick man lol:p

you sick man lol:p

That was supposed to stay buried back a few pages! Shhh... leave it there! :p

NM
Did you see the Avi's I posted yesterday??

Here's a few more :)

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18861

Or

Did you do that on purpose Bear, is that the avy or did AMHD block the pic?

Don't confuse me! :(

That's the Avi Alty

Thats the Avi Alty

Darnit, now I feel dumb. :(

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Funny, you'd bring that up M...


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Funny, you'd bring that up M...


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:eek:AAaagggghhhhhh:eek:... ::running away::


Seriously LMAO though

NM your avi is horrible!

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Hi

Sarah

Did you do that on purpose Bear, is that the avy or did AMHD block the pic?

Don't confuse me! :(

Lmao :D

NM please I don't need another clown nightmare :(

Speaking of which hi sarah :)

Oh in response to your sig its now 3.41 am :D

:eek:AAaagggghhhhhh:eek:.......................... .....::running away::

This is your fault M!

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Blame it on M!! :D :D :D

I swear, I'm about to pee my pants!

I may eventually go with one of the little San Rio kitties... but not until after I have a good laugh for a while!

lmao :D

Okay, okay, blonde moment. Nothing to see here, move it along. :o

lmao :D

NM please i dont need another clown nightmare :(

speaking of which hi sarah :)

oh in response to your sig its now 3.41 am :D

I'm a clown nightmare--:(

So... be it

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:RMAh7IQTaGaIWM:http://www.horrorexpress.com/images/5clown-794.jpg


Sarah

I take it back I take it back :(
Sorry :(
But still hi its good to see you again :)

Sara, that wasn't nice, I just got yesterdays clown out of my head!

Y.B.A.B.G.N.G.T.B.R.

Just going to say this in advance. Bear, you're welcome! :)

Blame it on M!!!! :D :D :D

I swear, I'm about to pee my pants!

I may eventually go with one of the little San Rio kitties... but not until after I have a good laugh for a while!

Here's the ones I posted yesterday , not sure you saw them.

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18869


18870

Sara, that wasn't nice, I just got yesterdays clown out of my head!

Y.B.A.B.G.N.G.T.B.R.

Just gonna say this in advance. Bear, you're welcome! :)

Awww thanks and it isn't even my birthday :D

M! You change your avatar back to the cute dog right now!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bear, hold me!

I saw the ones from yesterday M...
I don't know if any of those are ME. Sigh. Before you gave me one and I felt... special.

So I take it no onle likes this one? Or the Oompa Loompa?

M! You change your avatar back to the cute dog right now!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bear, hold me!

Awww c'mere alty, its OK shhhhhh, that big bad M won't get you while I'm here :)

awww c'mere alty, its ok shhhhhh, that big bad M wont get you while im here :)

Now he's a wolf or something else scary.

Bear, let's go hide in the woods! Grab my hand, let's go!

Wow, the things that transpire while I am away...

Now he's a wolf or something else scary.

Bear, let's go hide in the woods! Grab my hand, let's go!

I can't sorry its time for me to turn in for the night, but don't be scared I've made a deal with all the things that go bump in the night to keep you all safe :)

Catch you later taters :)

Jared wants to say hi to everyone, especially Uncle M.

Now he's promised to get his little 10 year old butt to bed! Now!

Goodnight Jared!

He's driving me nuts! :(

I saw the ones from yesterday M...
I dunno if any of those are ME. Sigh. Before you gave me one and I felt... special.

So I take it no onle likes this one? Or the Oompa Loompa?

Ok here's a few more

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Ps: Hey Justy :)

i can't sorry its time for me to turn in for the night, but dont be scared ive made a deal with all the things that go bump in the night to keep you all safe :)

catch ya later taters :)

Sure Bear I and you leave... it's got all the makings of an appropriate booty call. ;)

Jared wants to say hi to everyone, especially Uncle M.

Now he's promised to get his little 10 year old butt to bed! Now!

Goodnight Jared!

He's driving me nuts! :(

Goodnight Jared , sweet dreams Pal :)

ps: Hey Justy :)

P.S. Hey M... :D

Long time. Miss me much? :o

P.P.S. Where are my pouty beautiful brown puppy dog eyes, that I so look forward to seeing?
I am going to have Curly put the photo changes on lockdown.

P.S. Hey M... :D

Long time. Miss me much? :o

All the time Justy :p

All right M, I'm going to try one of those... let's see how it works.

[NM mutters: still can't believe he didn't like my George avi :(]

M, the guy from Saw? Really?

I'll never sleep again. :(

P.P.S. Where are my pouty beautiful brown puppy dog eyes, that I so look forward to seeing?
I am going to have Curly put the photo changes on lockdown.

LMAO... ok Black Lab will be back shortly ;)

These creepy pictures...

You guys asked for it.

http://community.tradingpost.com.au/pets/img/gallery/normal/XMSF7DNJ.jpg