This is my last hit guys.

Goodnight for sure.

Ahh that felt good.

Sarah

Bet you'll be back for just one more! :D

I feel you girl, I'm the same way. It always takes me an hour to say good bye. ;)

KP, we may be alone soon. REOWR!

You want to be alone?

::runs to corner, put hands on eyes::

LOL

KP dear, if a good girl is just a naughty girl who hasn't been caught yet, then what's a naughty girl?

Just wondering. :)

One who sets up the camcorder herself?

O_O i feel ackward. everyone left now, except me and alty and kp. ill leave you two to some alone time =P dont wanna be an outcast lol plus XOXO left already =P miss her XD

Silly boy, no worries, if KP and I want to be alone we can go to our "room".

You aren't the outcast. :)

one who sets up the camcorder herself?

Darnit, it has now been confirmed that I am in fact a naughty girl. Whodda thunk? Don't answer that! :eek:

You wanna be alone?

::runs to corner, put hands on eyes::

LOL

LMAO! No worries Unky, I'll save it for later, you're safe. ;)

Haha you can't see me

Oops I said that too loud

Sarah

O_O i feel ackward. everyone left now, except me and alty and kp. ill leave you two to some alone time =P dont wanna be an outcast lol plus XOXO left already =P miss her XD

Hey, I'm here too!

You wanna be alone?

::runs to corner, put hands on eyes::

LOL

lmao unknown don't worry I'm still here with you. Its you and me and alty and kp =P I don't think they would do anything if we're here =P

haha you can't see me

Oops I said that too loud

Sarah

Told you you couldn't leave. I should have bet money. Poo. :(

haha you can't see me

Oops I said that too loud

Sarah

Nope, we can!

Hey, I'm here too!

lol okies YAY IM NOT ALONE WITH THEM =P

KP, the kids don't want to be alone with us, I feel really old now. :(

lmao unknown dont worry im still here with you. Its you and me and alty and kp =P i dont think they would do anything if we're here =P

I know you wouldn't let me down. Ok, I'm off for some time. Lil sis want to play the puter for some time.

EDIT::
lol okies YAY IM NOT ALONE WITH THEM =P

Sorry noney... :(

I'm short time here.

Tick tick tick...

Silly boy, no worries, if KP and I want to be alone we can go to our "room".

You aren't the outcast. :)

"our room"? O_O what's that suppose to mean.

My mommy still haven't gave me the "talk" yet. Would you fill me in? I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about. LOL JOKES JOKES

I know you wouldn't let me down. Ok, I'm off for some time. Lil sis wanna play the puter for some time.

Night Unky!

Um, None, now you're alone with KP and me! Shut your eyes if you're squeamish. :D

I know you wouldn't let me down. Ok, I'm off for some time. Lil sis wanna play the puter for some time.

EDIT::

Sorry noney... :(

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT YOU TOO!! T_T my eyes hurt!! XD *runs away*

"our room"? O_O whats that suppose to mean.

My mommy still havent gave me the "talk" yet. Would you fill me in? im not exactly sure what you're talking about. LOL JOKES JOKES

Do you want the generic, sugar coated, toned down version, or do you want it straight up? I can do both, but one requires pictures and a blow up doll! :D

im short time here.

tick tick tick...

Now you're teasing me. Bad boy! :cool:

Night Unky!

Um, None, now you're alone with KP and me! Shut your eyes if you're squeamish. :D

lol don't worry ima go to XOXO's house and keep her company =P

Do you want the generic, sugar coated, toned down version, or do you want it straight up? I can do both, but one requires pictures and a blow up doll! :D

Sugar-coated please!! =P

lol dont worry ima go to XOXO's house and keep her company =P

You sure you don't want to have the talk first? After all, she's in the shower, naked!

This thread has turned. Amazing how KP and I can do that. Love it! :D

You sure you don't want to have the talk first? After all, she's in the shower, naked!

This thread has turned. Amazing how KP and I can do that. Love it! :D

LOL Alty, I would like both versions please =P XD

Sugar-coated please!!! =P

You're no fun.

Okay, mom has eggs, dad has seeds, when the two meet in the cabbage patch then poof, a baby comes 9 months later, and the stork brings it.

You sure you don't want it straight up? I've got a foot pump for the doll! :D

I r dun.

Night all.

LOL Alty, i would like both versions please =P XD

I can't do the straight up version here, stictly verboten.

I'll send you the kit. ;)

i r dun.

nite all.

Night KP, I'll dream of you.

Um, before you go to bed, remember what the cold and friction do to me, k?

On that note. Pleasant dreams dear. :D

I can't do the straight up version here, stictly verboten.

I'll send you the kit. ;)

Awww I think I ruined the party, sorry kp T_T I feel bad now... he left

awww i think i ruined the party, sorry kp T_T i feel bad now... he left

Nothing ruined, no worries, no feeling bad. :)

Anyway Alty I guess its just me and you now =P wutcha want to talk aboutz? XD

Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm bored, so anything will do.

Pick a random topic, doesn't matter what it is, then we'll discuss. :)

Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm bored, so anything will do.

Pick a random topic, doesn't matter what it is, then we'll discuss. :)

ummm. But yah I hope one day ill give you your 10$+interest XD =P

but yah I'm kind of tired now too lol. I guess I don't know what to say anymore XD

Awww, go to bed, you're young, you need your rest.

Me, I'm old, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ;)

Awww, go to bed, you're young, you need your rest.

Me, I'm old, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ;)

awww Alty, =P ima growing boy XD

You are not old!! =P

awww Alty, =P ima growing boy XD

You are not old!!! =P

Am too old, but it's okay, I'm young at heart, that's what counts. :)

Thankfully I've stopped growing, at least up, out, not sure. ;)

Am too old, but it's okay, I'm young at heart, that's what counts. :)

Thankfully I've stopped growing, at least up, out, not sure. ;)

Lol. Okies Alty I think ima crash now I'm so tired lol going home tomorrow XD

lol. okies Alty i think ima crash now im so tired lol going home tomorrow XD

Lucky boy, going home. Have fun, enjoy this time, it flies by so fast. Before you know it you'll be sitting next to your wife, watching the kids play in the yard and you'll think "how the heck did I get here?"

It's a great journey, enjoy every step of it.

And there I go being all mushy again. I like tart Alty better. ;)

Night Noney, sleep tight.

And now I'm all alone. Sigh, this sucks!

KP, come back, we have the house all to ourselves, time to play! :D

How best to fake an orgasm?

Random topic:)

How best to fake an orgasm?

Random topic:)

A lot of moaning, calling out to God, squeezing, and then a huge sigh! :D

Lucky boy, going home. Have fun, enjoy this time, it flies by so fast. Before you know it you'll be sitting next to your wife, watching the kids play in the yard and you'll think "how the heck did I get here?"

It's a great journey, enjoy every step of it.

And there I go being all mushy again. I like tart Alty better. ;)

Night Noney, sleep tight.

And now I'm all alone. Sigh, this sucks!

KP, come back, we have the house all to ourselves, time to play! :D

yah. I hope I do get married one day!! You're getting invited so show up =P and I want to have kids one day and watch them play in the yard... sigh... maybe its too good to be true =P

Yah Night Alty =P

P.S you're going to get your 10$ and interest I hope =P

Night Noney! :)

Night Noney!.

night night unknown =P sorry thought you left already that's why I didn't say night to you =P no hard feelings XD

Alty, if you're still up I ended up commenting on lots of relationship threads lol.

It's morning in here.. nearly 11 am. You going to sleep?

It's morning in here.. nearly 11 am. You going to sleep?

oh dang, I forgot its almost 3am here =P, I said I was going to go to sleep 2 hours ago so I don't really know lol ended up answering questions =P

LOL. Ok, If I no more see you, I know what happened ;)!

i r dun.

nite all.

Geeezzz, you guys talk so much! I have a headache now, and I'm going to bed! Haha!

Kp darlin? I'z mites be yo baby moma, but this baby moma need some chill su'port!

Night Starby! Sweet dreams! :)

Have a good day Unky! Sorry I missed you! Ohhh... looks like you've got your service hooked up at home! Woohoo! Catch you later! ::yawn:: G'nite!

Lol still up unknown but any minute ill faint out of exhaustion XD

I don't get why every has a "y" at the end of their names know like

Noney,unky,starby,alty etc. lol

Nope... yer just "NUN" :p... okay... byeeee!

Nope...yer just "NUN" :p...okay...byeeee!!

I haterz you starby!! Lol I am not a NUN. DO I LOOK LIKE A NUN TO YOU?? =P jokes jokes I don't haterz u XD but noney would be better please XD

Nope... sorry! Nun it is! LOL! Hey, if M can put up with being called Franny Pants and Batman... you can live with Nun! Heehee! Okay, now goodnite... really... goodnite!

That's like a custom on here... I was given several nicks before I ended up with Unky... the simplest, LOL

OK Starbs!

Nope...sorry!! Nun it is! LOL! Hey, if M can put up with being called Franny Pants and Batman...you can live with Nun!! heehee! Okay, now goodnite...really...goodnite!!

fine, I'm giving you the silent treatment starby =P goodnite ^_^

That's like a custom on here... I was given several nicks before I ended up with Unky... the simplest, LOL

Like wutcha get? XD

fine, im giving you the silent treatment starby =P goodnite ^_^

:p:p:p:p... fine!. you're keeping me awake anyway! :p

Not going to telling you!! ;)

Hey Starbs, how's Niky... long time I've not heard of her...

Not gonna telling you!!! ;)

Don't make me go through all your posts lol XD when I have time, or ill just ask Alty tomorrow =P

LOL!! Not in my posts... but in the posts of others! Such as Alty, Starby, M, Stringer, Sneezer, HC, who else was there at that time?? Ah, albear came in later... Yes, Momma C, Rebby, Softy... whom I've not seen for ages...

Hey Starbs, how's Niky... long time I've not heard of her...

She's good thank God! I had an awful nightmare about her lastnite, and woke up in a cold sweat and tears running down my face, because I dreamed she was dead. I freaked out and scared her when I woke up, because the dream was so real. But thanks for asking Unky! :)

By the way Nun, when Unky was first here we called him Susan! Hahahaha... jokin Unky, sorry!

Well, no worry, that's fine... it's past now, right? So why worry?

She's good thank God! I had an awful nightmare about her lastnite, and woke up in a cold sweat and tears running down my face, because I dreamed she was dead. I freaked out and scared her when I woke up, because the dream was so real. But thanks for asking Unky! :)

By the way Nun, when Unky was first here we called him Susan! Hahahaha....jokin Unky, sorry!

Being called a girl's name is way better than being called a "nun" >_< lol JOKES JOKES

lol I just killed the conversation with my horrible jokes sorry unky T_T it was just a joke, I don't feel so good I needa crash before I pass out ill be here tomorrow night =P good night unky and starby XD

being called a girl's name is way better than being called a "nun" >_< lol JOKES JOKES

Okay then! Your new name is now Nancy! How d'ya like that? :p

Stop beepin at me!. I am going to bed... really... yes really... maybe... no really!

Okay then! Your new name is now Nancy! How d'ya like that? :p

Stop beepin at me!!!...I am going to bed...really...yes really...maybe...no really!!

that's it starby, tell your hubby I'm voting against him from now and that he can't sing =P how's that? XD XD

thats it starby, tell your hubby im voting against him from now and that he can't sing =P hows that? XD XD

:eek::eek:... he's curled up in the fetal position on the floor now! That's just mean! If he doesn't do well next week it is all on your head! :cool:

:eek::eek:....he's curled up in the fetal position on the floor now!! That's just mean! If he doesn't do well next week it is all on your head!! :cool:

tell him I'm going to audition for canadian idol in a few years and ill sing him off lol =P

XD VOTE FOR ME

Ok, Hi Nancy! :D

What the hell. This is facking bs its all friggin stupid... I can't friggin sleep for the 2 past facking days my stupid roommate is a facking byotch I hate him and his stupid friggin inconsideration and the sun is so friggin bright I'm so frigging tired fack it all straight to hell.

Sorry... I get a little cranky when I don't get my precious sleep... I just had to post this

Don't worry noney... just empty yourself. :) k?

I think its best if I stay away from AMHD today... ill just end up getting pissed at everything ill talk to you guys when I get some descent sleep...

I can tell its not going to a pretty day I am going to be very very cranky

Sigh.. ok, cya later then. Try to have a drink of fresh water, some fresh air and have some sleep, K?

Sigh..ok, cya later then. Try to have a drink of fresh water, some fresh air and have some sleep, K?

Okay. I don't think ill be around today ill catch up with you guys later. Have a nice day, well what's left of it

Wow... I can't believe I just read 20 pages of insanity :D
You guys crack me up!

Thanks, stay cool! :)

Hey razamataz! :)

Thanks, stay cool! :)

Hey razamataz! :)

Staying cool is the least ill be doing today... I am so going to be a jacka$$ today... I can even tell already

Ok, take a beep breath, hold on for 5 secs and breathe out. This sometimes helps calming down.

Razamataz, fled already?

Ok, take a beep breath, hold on for 5 secs and breathe out. This sometimes helps calming down.

Razamataz, fled already?

Sigh sorry man, told you I was cranky. My sleep is the most precious thing for me and I think I onl got like 5 hours for the past 2 nights sigh...

I must go now. Back in 5 hours. Stay safe...

Awww... hi and bye unknown :)

staying cool is the least ill be doing today.... i am so going to be a jacka$$ today.... i can even tell already

I think your mood just went down after I left noney. Were did everybody go? Oh well "i'll just pretend to hug you until you get here."

I'm here. At work. I'll be in and out.

How's everyone? Last night looked like fun.


Sarah

That's like a custom on here... I was given several nicks before I ended up with Unky... the simplest, LOL

Yes... I gave the name 'Unky' to you.. and you have worn it proudly too.

I'm here. At work. I'll be in and out.

How's everyone? Last night looked like fun.


Sarah

It was fun. Did u sleep well? Anymore dreams?

I like Unky unknown008... it sticks lol


Noones avatars chasing after you today Sarah lol

No- I didn't really go to bed. I ended up watching "Yes Man" on pay-per-view.

Haha my boss came in and started telling me a story about some Native man that gave him a piece of a tree. He thought I was Native--- hahaha

Too funny.

Sarah

Awww I want to see that movie!

Ooookay then, was he excited about the piece of tree ?Does he know it's called a stick? Lol

Check out this nutter:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/divorce/will-husband-ever-come-back-after-our-divorce-343041.html

I'm still in shock...

It was pretty funny- he thought that I would know what the leaf/stick/bark represented or whatever. I was like "ummm..I'm not Native".

Even if I were not all Natives are like that. That's like asking an Asian how to Karate CHOP!

Sarah

You should have just made up some bull--- reason for what it was for!
See if he passed it on! Lol

Check out this nutter:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/divorce/will-husband-ever-come-back-after-our-divorce-343041.html

I'm still in shock...

Hahaha! I think the condum one was more crazy though.

Yep, she can't be serious!

Want to hear something embarrassing and gross?

I just got my monthly gift from mother nature and I'm wearing kaki pants, I have no tampon or underwear on.

Oh oh...

Sarah

Note to sarah: move cubicle into batroom. Use toilette as office chair. Sit with pants off.

Hey there!! Nice to hear a little more from you Stringy! :)
How's everyone else?

I unky! I'm OK. How are you. I missed u!

Not good Sarah... time for the good old home-made toilet paper pads! Saved me many a time lol

Hi Unky Dunky!

Unky Dunky... LOL!

Lol unky dunky sounds like something my avatar would say :D

I missed you too XOXO! :)

Hey razamataz! LOL!! (no comments... )

It could have been worse lol :p

That's why I did no more comments, lol How's the end of summer in aussi?

Unky Dunky Dunk... I'm saying it in my head like the Swedish Chef from the muppets! Hahaha!

K dudes. I'm outtie for a late lunch with the boss- I'm actually scared of eating in front of him. This is why I hate being here on the weekends, little staff [there's only 4 of us] and I always end up with my boss alone - eek.


-gulp-
Sarah

That's why I did no more comments, lol How's the end of summer in aussi?


Cold! But I have the fire roaring and a puppy on each side of me, they be sleeping with mommy tonight!

Unky Dunky Dunk....I'm saying it in my head like the Swedish Chef!! hahaha!

Unfortunately, I don't quite understand the joke :(...

Cya later Sarah!

Shazy (your new nick perhaps? Starbs, you decide), you live in the southeastern part of aussi then? In Victoria? Or on the highlands??

Unfortunately, I don't quite understand the joke :(...

Here you go Unky Dunky Dunk!

YouTube - The Muppet Show - Swedish Chef Making Banana Split (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6bnUVbUWw)

Cya later Sarah!

Shazy (your new nick perhaps? Starbs, you decide), you live in the southeastern part of aussi then? In Victoria? Or on the highlands???

Her name is already Herbie! Herman Herbert Hermanshire! Lol

I'm in Tasmania.. riiiiiight down the bottom *shivers*

The island that's shaped like a woman's pubic region... yay... :rolleyes:

Her name is already Herbie!! lol


Sarah is Herbie! Lol

No it's Herman Herbert Hermanshire

PAGE ONE PEOPLE.

Got to go with the boss to lunch now

-hangs head down and drags feet and whimpers-

Sarah

I'm in Tasmania.. riiiiiight down the bottom *shivers*

The island that's shaped like a womans pubic region.... yay....:rolleyes:

Ooooooohhhhh!! Yup, I can see it...

So Starby, what about shazy?

Awww... make sure you don't throw up on him, or spit crumbs at him... just in case you were worried :p


Sorry Herman Herbert Hermanshire!

Here ya go Unky Dunky Dunk!

YouTube - The Muppet Show - Swedish Chef Making Banana Split (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6bnUVbUWw)

LMAO!! Always saying bana... nanana... naaaaa ROFL!!

Hahaha ahhhhh the memories!

Memories of me last night... drunk off my head lol
We were playing charades and I had to mime a one night stand... and yes... it involved a banana...

Don't ask... lol

O... k. That clip just cracked me up, hah... ::trying to breathe normally again::

O...k. That clip just cracked me up, hah... ::trying to breathe normally again::

He was always my fave muppet! He's always good for a laugh... hahaha!

By the way, Starbs, how come you to have 12 lines in your sig... I'm allowed up to 6 :( Now, each sentence needs to be immediately next to the previous ones...

It probably because she's an expert. They are super special.

Owwww

Ahhh the ultimate goal... become an expert to have a 12 line signature lol

How do you become an expert anyway? I know you have to reply to nearly every post in a certain topic but is there like a post limit you have to achieve or a time limit?

What I've learnt so far, you can be a very active member who is given good rep all day round (lol) or can try PM an admin and ask for it. Then, I think you have to prove yourself.

Fair enough, way just wondering :)

Give me a year and I'll have a million billion votes and be a dog expert :)

Some silly little girl gave me a reddie about 5 minutes ago because I asked her something 'personal'
GRRRR it was relevant to my point! Now I have 3 reddies...

3 REDDIES! I'm having a bad week lol

12 lines? Huh? I've got seven! Am I going cross eyed or something? I'm only allowed 6 too, so maybe because my first is 2 lines, it's only counted as 1.

Expert status depends on your rep, and/or your experience in that field basically.

Fair enough, way just wondering :)

Give me a year and I'll have a million billion votes and be a dog expert :)

Some silly little girl gave me a reddie about 5 minutes ago because I asked her something 'personal'
GRRRR it was relevant to my point! Now I have 3 reddies...

3 REDDIES! I'm having a bad week lol

Thread?

I don't want to be an Expert- too much pressure. I don't even like being a "senior member". I just want to be "Helper" that's all haha or just a blank. A blank sounds good.

Yes! I'm back home. Lunch wasn't so scary; I ordered a fruit smoothie instead of a meal and he ended up doing the same thing since he knows I'm vegan-- even though it doesn't mean I'll give you the stink eye if you orders the rib eye.

Well I'm home now and I want to be OUTSIDE with my little one.

Tootles computer nerds.

Sarah

It's because of the text wrapping... :mad:

You can see my sig having 4 lines... but the wrapping makes it 6!

Ok, I'm off to bed now... 23.20...

I don't want to be an Expert- too much pressure. I don't even like being a "senior member". I just want to be "Helper" that's all haha or just a blank. A blank sounds good.

Yes! I'm back home. Lunch wasn't so scary; I ordered a fruit smoothie instead of a meal and he ended up doing the same thing since he knows I'm vegan-- ha doesn't mean I'll give him the stink eye if he orders the rib eye.

Well I'm home now and I want to be OUTSIDE with my little one.

Tootles computer nerds.

Sarah

Yep, being an expert brings with it a whole lotta headaches! :rolleyes: You are suppose to know EVERYTHING! :rolleyes:

Have fun Ms. AMHD addict! :p

Ok, i'm off to bed now... 23.20...

Okay, that's 11:30 right? I hate having to translate military time... lol G'nite Unky... Sleep well!

Yep, being an expert brings with it a whole lotta headaches!! :rolleyes: You are suppose to know EVERYTHING!! :rolleyes:

Have fun Ms. AMHD addict! :p

It's true. I brought my lappy toppy outside.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln8l.jpg

I'll be in and out.

S-S-S-Sarah!

Ok, just checked the 'thread' in question about feeding puppy. Good night... :)

What about the puppy thread?

And night night Unky Dunky :)

Ah ha you know what's really nice? When your ex tells you to get "real" friends and get off the computer.

He gets to me so bad. I'm outtie guys.

-ugh-

Sarah

Ah ha you know what's really nice? When your ex tells you to get "real" friends and get off the computer.

He gets to me so bad. I'm outtie guys.

-ugh-

Sarah

I'm real! :: pinches herself:: OUCH! Yup, real. :cool:

I know you are Alty [and everyone else]

I just don't feel like typing anymore,

Sarah

Well guys... night night... or morning morning... it's 6am here and my partners forcing me to go to bed lol
Catchas tomorrow!

You go to bed at 6am Shaz? Wow! Good night, or good morning. ;)

I'm back..
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ubAPH-BBxSiSxM:http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/sad-dog.jpg

Sarah

Puppy cutie wutie!

I have a beagle puppy, his name is Chewy.

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He's my little stinker! :D

[QUOTE=Curlyben;1668940]There's a clue in her sign off ;)

Ps this is what PM's are for.. [/Q
Why are you mean to me?:mad:

You are not nice

[QUOTE=Curlyben;1668940]There's a clue in her sign off ;)

Ps this is what PM's are for..[/Q
why are you mean to me?:mad:

Oh no you didn't!

you are not nice

Just who do you think you are little girl? Are you seriously trying to tell Administration what PM's are for? Are you kidding me?

[QUOTE=Curlyben;1668940]There's a clue in her sign off ;)

Ps this is what PM's are for..[/Q
why are you mean to me?:mad:

Lauren, this is a public forum, not a chat room. The posts on this thread are directed at different people, not you.

No one asked what gender you are, no one was mean to you, or anyone else for that matter.

Look around the site, learn how it works, then join in. Right now, you don't seem to be getting how this place works.

Welcome to AMHD, hope you figure things out.

Hey Lauren, Curlyben is an administrator- he's just trying to keep the rules in tact so people don't do as they please.

Be nice to the admins, they own your arse once you sign the covenant.
[register to AMHD]. They can kick you out, ban you and even suspend you-eek. So read the rules and you'll be okay ;)

Sarah

[QUOTE=laureneweinrich;1674904]

Oh no you didn't!!

Starby, I think we have a lack of understanding that not every post is directed at her. The post she quoted was the first post on this thread by Ben, directed at None before we cleared up that this was a joke.

I think this is a young kid that believes this is a chat room and is trying to join in with her version of being funny. Sadly it isn't, it's just annoying.

Hopefully she'll catch on, if not, she won't be around much longer. :)

[QUOTE=laureneweinrich;1674904]

Lauren, this is a public forum, not a chat room. The posts on this thread are directed at different people, not you.

No one asked what gender you are....

Yah.. they asked me :(


I see you danielnoahsmommy-- who else is peeking in. hmm

Sarah

How best to fake an orgasm?

Random topic:)

Uhm.

Can't help.

My hand always knows when I'm faking it.

I'm real! :: pinches herself:: OUCH! Yup, real. :cool:
Pinches alty... just helping.

I'm a helper.

I help.

pinches alty... just helping.

im a helper.

i help.

Are you starting a pinching fight? I'll win, I have long nails and fingers. :cool:

Are you ticklish? Let's find out :: Alty tickles KP, KP giggles:: yup, ticklish.

How about here... Hmmm, not so much. :D

Where's my noney? I miss him. :(

:Pinches Kp:

Haha yay pinching game.

Sarah

uhm.

cant help.

my hand always knows when im faking it.

LMAO! My hands know too.

Was that out loud? :eek:

where's my noney? i miss him. :(

He's done with school, on his way home. I have a feeling he won't be on today. Probably tomorrow. :)

We're here. :D

:Pinches Kp:

haha yay pinching game.

Sarah

To the left please...

LMAO! My hands know too.

Was that out loud? :eek:

Well... you do ask for new batteries all the time. Should really look into rechargeables.

Do they make a solar powered vibe?

Have I found a new niche market?

well... you do ask for new batteries all the time. should really look into rechargeables.

do they make a solar powered vibe??

have i found a new niche market?

Solar powered would mean doing it outdoors, that's frowned on here, don't ask how I know. ;)

I have rechargeables, but they're never charged when I am. It's sad.

I have Fred the shower head, my hands, and a very vivid imagination. I get by, no worries.

Now, if you could patent your posts, make a book, that would go into my naughty drawer. Heck, I could dispense with the batteries and Fred then. I'd be good to go anytime anywhere.

Just a thought. A really yummy thought.

Do girls actually masturbate with a shower head - and I mean inserting it? I saw it on the 40-year old virgin.

::scratching head::

Sarah

Solar powered would mean doing it outdoors, that's frowned on here, don't ask how I know. ;)

No, no, no... you'd need some rechargeable battery that the solar panels topped off during the day.

And outdoor sex is just great. Just being naked outdoors is great, esp at night.

Doesn't happen much, but the cold night air making your skin tighten and goose bumps... just works for this boy.

Do girls actually masturbate with a shower head - and I mean inserting it? I saw it on the 40-year old virgin.

::scratching head::

Sarah

Masterbate with a shower head, yes, insert it, not me, but to each their own.

For me it's all about the water pressure hitting the right spots, and boy does it ever.

That reminds me, I need to get grip pads for the shower, I almost killed myself yesterday! :eek::D

no, no, no... youd need some rechargeable battery that the solar panels topped off during the day.

and outdoor sex is just great. just being naked outdoors is great, esp at night.

doesnt happen much, but the cold night air making your skin tighten and goose bumps... just works for this boy.

Don't make love by the garden gate, cause love is blind but the neighbors ain't. :)

I have to say that I do agree, outdoor sex is wonderful. In my neighborhood it's not possible, we're crammed in like sardines, too many eyes. Not that I mind being watched, I just mind being arrested. It really kills the mood.

Now, camping sex, in the great outdoors, bent over a picnic table at 2am when all is quiet, just the sounds of nature and a light breeze. Ahhhhhh.

Sorry, slipped away for a minute there. What where we talking about? :confused:

I get the external pulsation.

I don't get insertion.

But I'm not a girl.

I've checked.

Once or twice.

Daily.

What thread are we jacking anyway?

what thread are we jacking anyway?

Do we care? Should we care? Darnit, now I feel guilt. :(

KP is here- time for my virgin mind to get dirtied.


Sarah

I think my virgin mind needs a wash. I forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. You should have reminded me kp!

i get the external pulsation.

i dont get insertion.

but im not a girl.

ive checked.

once or twice.

daily.

Insertion would hurt with my shower head, the head is huge, I'm not built that way! :eek:

The external pulsation, one word, YUMMY!! Okay, two words, AHHHHHHHHHH! Darnit, now I want to take a shower.

How many showers can you take a day before people start to think you have a problem?

Do you want me to check, make sure you're not a girl? I'm willing to do this for you, after all, you're a friend. :)

i think my virgin mind needs a wash. i forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. you should have reminded me kp!

Well, you do shower daily, right? Get to it. Keep us posted! :D

Darnit, I'm so good when KP isn't around. :o

KP, you bring out the naughty Alty. No complaints. Just saying. :D

Well, you do shower daily, right? Get to it. Keep us posted! :D

Darnit, I'm so good when KP isn't around. :o

KP, you bring out the naughty Alty. No complaints. Just saying. :D

I'm too scared of the shower head now! How am I going to take a shower?

what thread are we jacking anyway?

Herbie's thread.


I'm a boring masturbator. I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks. I'm honestly really messed up when it comes to sex. Really.

Sarah

i think my virgin mind needs a wash. i forgot to clean it in the shower yesterday. you should have reminded me kp!

I waited and waited... you just teased on the shower.

i'm too scared of the shower head now! how am i going to take a shower?

Don't be afraid. Fred is gentle, Fred is kind. Fred is gooooooood! :D

I'll just take a bath today then... in the sink so I won't have to look at the shower head.

Herbie's thread.


I'm a boring masturbator. I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks. I'm honestly really messed up when it comes to sex. Really.

Sarah

At least you are a msturbator.

There are too many women out there that are afraid of their own bodies, afraid to explore.

You're still really young, really. You'll get there! You have an inquiring mind, so inquire! :)

i'll just take a bath today then... in the sink so i won't have to look at the shower head.

Chicken! ;)

A woman who is willing to "problem solve"...

Uhm...

I think this needs to be in either an AS thread or the sexaholics forum for me to keep talking.

Chicken! ;)

OK! OK! I'll take a shower!

Nah keep talking KP I'm just teasing when I'm telling you to stop hijacking my threads. We're way off the herbie subject.

::Looks at Herbie, yep he's still wearing that box.::

Sarah

P.S. Watch this condom commercial it IS funny! Always Keep Condoms In Your Car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf_oAjqBRe4)

a woman who is willing to "problem solve"....

uhm...

i think this needs to be in either an AS thread or the sexaholics forum for me to keep talking.

I'll meet you in Sexaholics, you know I'm always game for that, especially when you have something to say.

Like I've said KP darling, when you post, who needs batteries, or Fred? :D

ok! ok! i'll take a shower!

Thata girl.

Nice to know I can coerce you into doing things you don't want to. Wait, what does that make me? :eek:

Hehehe! I've got a dirty mind now! I enjoyed the commercial muddy. See u guys later! Got to go!

hehehe! i've got a dirty mind now! i enjoyed the commercial muddy. see u guys later! got to go!

Have fun in the shower!

Bye for now. ;)

where's my noney? i miss him. :(

hey love =P just got home, tired as hell =P catch you laterz MISS YOU LOTS!!

He's done with school, on his way home. I have a feeling he won't be on today. Probably tomorrow. :)

We're here. :D

yup yup, been a long trip home Alty =P, I'm so tiredz, ima go rest ^_^ have fun =P

Hey all!

I missed XOXO... :( But noney and Sarah are here!! :D

Yep I am. I'm starting to watch: Medea goes to Jail on the P.C.

Sarah

Hey all!

I missed XOXO... :( But noney and Sarah are here !!!:D

sorry unky would love to keep you company but I need to sleep really bad =P

Oh, OK, noney. Have good dreams! :)

I just do clitoral and I'm set for a few days or even weeks.
Sarah

Oh boy... I am NOT happy to hear this... esp the "few days or even weeks" part...

oh boy...I am NOT happy to hear this...esp the "few days or even weeks" part...

Then change it Sneezy, you have the power! :D

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match! :)

Sorry sneezy not a very good sexual history here. Sex is an alien matter for me. I've been f--d but never made love to. Eek. TMI?

You guys need to watch "I love you man" it's too funny. Madea goes to jail wasn't good quality.

Sarah

Sorry sneezy not a very good sexual history here. Sex is an alien matter for me. I've been f--d but never made love to. eek. TMI??

You guys need to watch "I love you man" it's too funny. Madea goes to jail wasn't good quality.

Sarah

Trust me, there's no such thing as TMI here. No worries.

It may be a bit TMI seeing as we have :: clears throat :: children here.

Perhaps we should move this certain talk to another venue.

I loved "I Love You Man," I saw it with a buddy of mine. Halfway through, he looks at me, and goes, "Dude, I love you...wanna hug?"

Also saw "Yes Man"... I wasn't too impressed by Carrey. I thought he'd do more ridiculous things...

Hey Sneezy! :)

it may be a bit TMI seeing as we have :: clears throat :: children here.

perhaps we should move this certain talk to another venue.

I loved "I Love You Man," I saw it with a buddy of mine. Halfway through, he looks at me, and goes, "Dude, I love you...wanna hug?"

Also saw "Yes Man"...I wasn't too impressed by Carrey. I thought he'd do more ridiculous things...

The children are teenagers and pretty mature for their age.

I think Unky is the only under 18 here.

Unky, you okay with this buddy? Do I need to tell you to shut your eyes? ;)

Ok,

::runs again in the corner, hands covering the eyes:: LMAO!!

Hey unky. How've you been bud?

Fine. Just that school is back tomorrow... again need to wake up at 6.00am, passing through the rush in the morning.

Once, I missed the school bus by two minutes had to take public bus and came late to school by an hour!!

The children are teenagers and pretty mature for their age.

I think Unky is the only under 18 here.

Unky, you okay with this buddy? Do I need to tell you to shut your eyes? ;)

Hey Alty =P lol I've been saying I need to sleep ever since I got home but ended up playing video games with my sista =P

How have you been doingz? =P

Oh by the way thanks for introducing me to XOXO, I think there might be something there =P

Which games?

Which games??

hey unky =P how was your day? Sorry about this morning, I can get really cranky when I don't have my beauty sleep =P JOKES

Have Alty been teaching you bad things? >__< lol oh well everyone has to know sooner or later =P JOKES!

Yeah.. poor Unky is suffering. Awww!! :kidding:

Ok, I'll be off now. Catch you later! :)

Okay, so I was a little busy today didn't get on AMHD till later. Decided to check my email. Guess wutty?! 344 new emails!! Lol =P Most of them was from this thread, the rest from the addiction thread. Haha, I was surprised. A little something to share with you guys =P

That's why I don't get notifications; I'd be bombarded!

Sarah

hey love =P just got home, tired as hell =P catch you laterz MISS YOU LOTS!!!!

:)hi noney honey! Missed you!! <3

1.20 pm here... In about 2 hours I'm off. In the meantime...

Hi unky! I didn't know you were 17. I thought you were old! I'm 18. That's probably why you like me so much. Right?

Hey XOXO! LOL! I'm turning 17 in some weeks, not yet! ;)

Everyone deserve the same attention... and some perhaps more ;)

Hey XOXO! LOL! I'm turning 17 in some weeks, not yet! ;)

Everyone deserve the same attention... and some perhaps more ;)

Oh yes of coarse! :)

Coarse? You mean course. Coarse means rough as far as I know..

I spell everything wrong.

Wow... I thought you were a lot older than that Unky dunky!

Ah ha ha...

Yeah I thought u were at least 50. Hahaha!

I just noticed I'm a senior member on here now... I can join the oldies club yay! Lol

Yep, when you reach the 500 posts. Congrats Shazy! :)

Oh happy day lol thanks unky!

Bye, bedtime!

Hi everyone!

News bulletin.

Starby is in the hospital, she tripped over a shovel and broke her leg in two places, her wrist and her eye is swollen shut. She will need surgery and will be in hospital for at least a few days if not longer.

She wanted me to say hi to everyone and that she'll miss everyone while she's gone.

That girl has no luck at all. ;)

:)hi noney honey!! missed ya!!! <3

YAY hi my XOXO =P I miss you so very much!! *gives XOXO a tight hug* =P how have you been doingz?? School just finished here! SUMMER!! Wheee!! Time to find a summer job lol

Hi everyone!

News bulletin.

Starby is in the hospital, she tripped over a shovel and broke her leg in two places, her wrist and her eye is swollen shut. She will need surgery and will be in hospital for at least a few days if not longer.

She wanted me to say hi to everyone and that she'll miss everyone while she's gone.

That girl has no luck at all. ;)

OMG, tell alty, noney wish her the best and get well soon =P

hi unky! i didn't know u were 17. i thought you were old! i'm 18. that's probably why you like me so much. right?

oh! I didn't know you were 18 XOXO O_O I thought you were older than that =P. Oh well I guess we go more perfectly together =P I'm 19 XD

HEY UNKY BACK OFF MY GIRL! >_< =P XOXO is MINE!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/our-poor-starby-343423.html

It's mighty nice of you to do this Alty.

Sarah

OH LMAO Sorry, guys XD I just woke up and read it wrong!! STARBY IS IN THE HOSPITAL =P my bad XD sorry for the confusion, hey I just got out of bed >_<

lol no one bothered to correct me >_< =P sigh... but yah didn't know starby very long but she was fun, funny and so didn't deserve that hopes she gets well soon =P

now I feel so embarrassed...

YAY hi my XOXO =P I miss you so very much!!! *gives XOXO a tight hug* =P how have you been doingz??? School just finished here!! SUMMER!!! wheee!!! time to find a summer job lol

Missed you too! I'm doing great. You're lucky I still have school until June! But since you don't have school you can spend more time with me! And read harry potter.

oh!! i didnt know you were 18 XOXO O_O i thought you were older than that =P. Oh well i guess we go more perfectly together =P im 19 XD

HEY UNKY BACK OFF MY GIRL!! >_< =P XOXO is MINE!!!!

Yep I'm 18. It's OK unky's just my buddy. You're my noney honey bunny. :D

yep i'm 18. it's ok unky's just my buddy. you're my noney honey bunny. :D

awww XOXO!! ^_^ I missed you so very muchies! =P haha I ll read you harry potter while you do you're homework, sorry if I fall asleep XD

OH LMAO Sorry, guys XD i just woke up and read it wrong!!! STARBY IS IN THE HOSPITAL =P my bad XD sorry for the confusion, hey i just got outta bed >_<

No worries Noney, sometimes I feel like I should be in the hospital. ;) :eek:

No worries Noney, sometimes I feel like I should be in the hospital. ;) :eek:

lol Alty, nah XD I was like is that you're daughter telling us that you're in the hospital than I was like ummm isn't you're daughter 6? Lol

where did my XOXO hunnie go? =P

lol Alty, nah XD i was like is that you're daughter telling us that you're in the hospital than i was like ummm isnt you're daughter 6? lol

where did my XOXO hunnie go? =P

Don't worry I'm still here noney honey bunny! *gives noney a huggie*
Hi alty! I had a nice a shower.

don't worry i'm still here noney honey bunny! *gives noney a huggie*
hi alty! i had a nice a shower.


Told you! :D

don't worry i'm still here noney honey bunny! *gives noney a huggie*
hi alty! i had a nice a shower.

YAY *hugz XOXO back* =P I'm playing guitar hero XD DO YOU HOMEWORK MISSY!! =P

awwwwz, you make my days feel brighter ^_^

YAY *hugz XOXO back* =P im playing guitar hero XD DO YOU HOMEWORK MISSY!!!=P

awwwwz, you make my days feel brighter ^_^

I know. You were being grouchy the day before when I left! I have no homework. I'll just play guitar hero w/u.

Told ya! :D

Hehe! Yeah I had a VERY nice shower!;)

hehe! yeah i had a VERY nice shower!;)

I'd shower all day if my kids and husband would let me. ;)

i know. you were being grouchy the day before when i left! i have no homework. i'll just play guitar hero w/u.

lol I have the game for so longgggggg but didn't play much so I'm still a newb lol I still play medium =P

I'd shower all day if my kids and husband would let me. ;)

what's there to do in the shower? O_O lol =P

Got to run kids.

You two be good, no hanky panky, I'm keeping my eye on the both of you.

Remember, I'm a mom, I know all, see all, and will rip you apart if you're bad. It's in the handbook, trust me. ;)

I'd shower all day if my kids and husband would let me. ;)

I would too. I always run up the water bill though. I take at least 40+ minutes in the shower. Sometimes I take 2 hours.

whats there to do in the shower? O_O lol =P

Don't ask if you don't want to know. ;)

It's a girlie thing, a really fun, wonderfully delicious, magical, orgasmic, girlie thing. :)

whats there to do in the shower? O_O lol =P

See page 17!;)

Don't ask if you don't want to know. ;)

It's a girlie thing, a really fun, wonderfully delicious, magical, orgasmic, girlie thing. :)

lol I don't really want to know =P

maybe ill find out one day XD

lol i dont really want to know =P

maybe ill find out one day XD


Use your imagination noney :cool: