Hey, I'm studying in Italy. I have a friend and she told me something that she says is very rude, but if you want to live in Brescia you need to know. She won't explain it to me.
"Pota figa,alùra enculet"

Thanks

We all do it after going to the toilet.

Translation:-

Put your finger in your posterior.

Next time you see her, ask her to teach you some nice Italian prayers.

We all do it after going to the toilet.
Put your finger in your posterior? No I surely don't ! I wash my hands after going to the toilet !
I fear that the translation should be a little more specific towards the precize part of the posterior that is intended here. More a case of brown fingers !

Between fingers and posterior , plenty of
Toilet paper of course.

It was extremely difficult translating without
The usage of unallowed words.

The precise place is the centre.

I'll translate word by word:
POTA = ***** (in bresciano slang)
FIGA = ***** (in real italian)
ALùRA = so
ENCULET = **** you

Not nice at all ;)