A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."

So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up." The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.

Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

Hello friend:

Good 'un.

How about this one? Fun Facts.

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.







Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

excon

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.


Men are still busy checking their thumbs.


This statement seems true Exy , is there a formula that tells you how large it is when you get :cough: "excited" :cool:

Hahahaha Checking their thumbs!

I liked your Mercedes joke also Friend! Didn't see it coming.