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First!

Uh... don't care. I never get it anyway.

First post!

A welcome mat?

first!

uh... dont care. i never get it anyway.

first post!

You suck!

Coconut husk!

Almond?
Peanut?
Nut?
Your brain?

I don't care! :(

You suck!


Yeppers.

This boys got mad skills

The track of bark beetles on wood after you peel the bark away.

Why am I even trying?

A walnut?

The snout of another weird piggy?

I agree with almond... but since the last one was cheating... I am on guessing strike (cause I never have a guess)... so I just post so I can find out. :D

Well, it's either an almond, or fried orange foamy piggy cracklins! Yumnum nummy.

fried orange foamy piggy cracklins! Yumnum nummy.

V-Dub you're killing me!! ROFL!! "Yumnum nummy", good one
:D

I say almond as well...

Congrats to everyone who guessed ALMOND!

(I think it was Alty first)

YES! More to come later tonight.

I did guess it, but it wasn't my guess. :(

My California boy came over while I was looking at it, took one look, said "that's an almond" and then asked if he could use my puter.

Poo. I was hoping it was a peanut, that was my actual guess. ;)

Shoot! I was sure it was a walnut. :( Give us another please :D

Bread
Skin
Nut shell
Napkin
Wood
Weenis
?? What the??

Oh... never mind, nice job ALTY!! (bout time you got one... JUST KIDDIN") GREAT JOB!

bread
skin
nut shell
napkin
wood
weenis
??? what the???

Starty, what the heck does a weenis look like?

Weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)

weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)
Really!!

WEENIS... keep saying it, you will start giggling;) My kids and I always do... WEENIS!!
Hey, and here is a little fact, pinch your weenis, it doesn't hurt... no nerve there... Dr. Sneeze, tell them I am right? ;)

Ok, when I hear weenis... I think of midget's privates... so I guess I was a lot off base.

Ok, when I hear weenis... I think of midget's privates... so I guess I was a lot off base.

OFF BASE... yup that is what you were, off base!

OFF BASE...yup that is what you were, off base!

Just the workings of a guttered mind... ending enis... only makes me think of one thing.

Weenis, hee, hee, WEENIS! That is fun.

Are we on the right thread? Shouldn't this be under "things guys name their privates?"

Weenis! LMAO!

Weenis, hee, hee, WEENIS! That is fun.

Are we on the right thread? Shouldn't this be under "things guys name their privates?"

Weenis! LMAO!

They can't name there privates weenis... it would be like naming him "Tiny"

It's a picture.

weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)


Wow- never heard of that! It is a fun word though!

??

I mean, who the hell gets to name the weenis the "weenis"??

Is there a frickin peer reviewed medical journal of anatomical joints that concedes "yes... after 3027 people were randomly randomized it was determined that piece o' skin shall herefore and henceforth be called the "wankie"... oops... my bad... the "... oops... my bad... the "... mostly for the sake of poetry, as we have such few words that rhyme with penis"...

??

Is it me, or the tequilla? You don't have to choose, it can be both.

I get summeting a damn mountain and claiming the tip top for spain or whatever.

But who went down on that person and claimed it the "taint"? Did they poke in a flag?

I'm sorry... no... I'm jealous... anyone who came up with the name weenis and then made it apparently household... they p!ss me off... mostly cause I didn't do it first.

What the hell was this thread about anyway?.

Ah... yeah...

Sneezy and his nuts...

Men's weenis' sag with old age...

Kp, when the last time someone touched your weenis?

Men's weenis' sag with old age...

kp, when the last time someone touched your weenis?

Wow, I think now that not only are my ears bleeding, but my eyes are burning too. I feel like I need to go cry in a hot shower or something.

Wow, I think now that not only are my ears bleeding, but my eyes are burning too. I feel like I need to go cry in a hot shower or something.

I didn't start it, I didn't even know what a weenis was until a couple of days ago.

I didn't start it, I didn't even know what a weenis was until a couple of days ago.

Yeah, and I thought I was going to be slick the other night and play a joke on my wife, and dang if she didn't already know what the weenis was. I had never really paid attention until it was mentioned here that there's no feeling in that spot. I lost the tip of a thumb at work, and have no feeling in it, so to touch my thumb to my weenis is really a weird feeling.

Face it, you can't say weenis with a strait face.

I can't say weenis with a straight face...

In fact, I would have thought it was a hog-wash made up word...

Had to do my own research, just to find out if it was real or I was the Queen of gullible.

I can't say weenis with a straight face....

I've noticed that weenis has made it into other threads, we may be facing a weenis epidemic, lol. Next thing you know, there will be a registered weenis offenders list, and weenis control measures in place.

Are you kidding, I will be fitting weenis into every sentence I can... I mean it's a real word, that sounds like a curse word that no one can yell at me for using... :D

Are you kidding, I will be fitting weenis into every sentence I can... I mean it's a real word, that sounds like a curse word that no one can yell at me for using... :D

Lol. It's like when I was a kid, and learned that there were non-swear applications for:
Female dog
Burrow/mule/donkey
Kitty
Rooster / threaded drain apparatus
To strike
Illegitimate child / file
And the list goes on! Of course most of those words can't be used in most places, whether you are speaking of them in non-vulgar applications or not...

Where's George Carlin when you need him :(

Yeah but they don't have the same sound that weenis does... ;)

Next word Coccyx sounds like cocksix

My boyfriend has a sun tattoo around his weenis!! :P

My boyfriend has a sun tattoo around his weenis!!!! :P

Hehehe, sounds so... dirrrrrty. I think I'm going to start trying to work the word "weenis" any conversation that I can. :D

You weenis's! ;)

I know! Me too.

Haha, YOU'RE elbow skin!!

Suck my weenis!

Kiss my weenis! ;)

I'm going to kiss my boyfriend's weenis when he gets home!!

Does your weenis hang low
Does it wobble to and fro
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow.

I'm gonna kiss my boyfriend's weenis when he gets home!!!

He will be so disappointed when he finds out what you really want to kiss.

Speaking of Weenis's. Where's the new "what's this?"

He will be so disappointed when he finds out what you really want to kiss.

No way! He loves it!!

Sneezy is too busy playing with his weenis.

Sneezy is on a plane coming back from New York as we speak. He had a med school interview today. I hope he doesn't mind that I told. :eek:

Let's all wish him luck, even though the interview is over. :)

Hope it all went well Sneezy.

Sorry for blaming you for weenis time.

We can wait for "What's this"

YAY Sneezy!! If the interview goes well, you can have my number Sneeze.










HAHA, just messing!

CM, Sneezy seems to think he's going to wait 20 years for my daughter to grow up, but in the meantime you can train him, okay? ;)

I don't blame him though, Sydney's going to be a stunner, at least I think so, but I'm bias.

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She's beautiful!

Thanks CM. :)

Sneezy calls her Dimples, she hates it! ;)

I can't believe how big she is already, I swear I just brought her home from the hospital a week ago, all 8 pounds 4 ounces of her, so little, now she's 6. Time flies by so quickly. :(

LOL. That's what my boyfriend was talking about the other day. His girl just had her ninth birthday, and we were bra shopping for her, and he was coming unglued at Target.

Yeah Alty, she's going to be a glam-girl! Gorgeous twinkly eyes! Just don't let her take any pics covered in feathers... ;)

Kids do grow up too fast I can't believe my son will be 2 in May. It seems like I just brought him home and now he's running around like he doesn't even need me anymore. Sniff. :(

Speaking of Weenis's. Where's the new "what's this?"

Speaking of, I posted in the lounge and private messaged ISneezefunny if he would mind my contributing to the game. I've got a nice camera and plenty of time! But this kind of seem's like it's his baby, so I don't want to jump in until I bounce the idea off him and make sure he doesn't mind.

Speaking of, I posted in the lounge and private messaged ISneezefunny if he would mind my contributing to the game. I've got a nice camera and plenty of time! But this kinda seem's like it's his baby, so I don't want to jump in until I bounce the idea off him and make sure he doesn't mind.

I'm sure he'd be okay with it, he's so darn busy he can't be here a lot, if he gets into med school his time will be even more pressed.

I'll be talking to him in a few hours, I'll ask him for you. :)

The answer is almond.

Vwdiesel, please feel free to post anything. It's up to anyone. Thank you for asking, though. :)

Next one!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/what-3-13-09-a-328946.html#post1603648

vwdiesel, please feel free to post anything. It's up to anyone. Thank you for asking, though. :)

Sweet!