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talaniman
Aug 21, 2006, 08:00 AM
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too
Tight.

February - Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had
Windows.


March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
Because the box said "2-4 years."


April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
Out.


May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit
Into the little packet.


June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
With a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
Complained to the judges that the other
Swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
Their locked car using a coat hanger
Because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was, she
Answered "C".

October - Hates M &Ms because they are so hard to peel. Threw away
Half because they were misprinted W&W.

November - Baked a turkey for four days because the instructions
Said one hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
Button.


Edited for political correctness.________________________________

J_9
Aug 21, 2006, 08:09 AM
T-Man, I thought that was our secret.

Now everyone knows!!

I can never show my face in public again!

valinors_sorrow
Aug 21, 2006, 11:25 AM
Shoot!! LOL Normally I would counter with a joke: Why do men tell blonde jokes? They're short jokes. But in this case it doesn't work!! :eek: :( :p

talaniman
Aug 21, 2006, 07:14 PM
Sorry Val and to all who take offense. IT was not intended and I should have edited it Hm.

valinors_sorrow
Aug 22, 2006, 04:04 AM
Noooo no no no, Tal... I am just joking back atcha! LOL

talaniman
Aug 22, 2006, 05:30 AM
No, you were right why perpetuate the myth of a blonde being dumb. It was even offensive to me.

NeedKarma
Aug 22, 2006, 05:36 AM
Damn, now I want to know what was edited! :D

J_9
Aug 22, 2006, 05:50 AM
Personally I LOVE blonde jokes. It gives us smart ones something to laugh at. But then again, you know me, I will laugh at most anything!!