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retsoksirhc
Jan 14, 2009, 12:46 PM
And thus, an idea was born.

Phrases with Multiple Meanings, #1: "You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across." :rolleyes:
Keep them coming! (Wait... that one almost qualifies too :))

southerngalps
Jan 14, 2009, 12:48 PM
This post will be great :) I wish I had one right now :(

adam_89
Jan 14, 2009, 01:01 PM
When do you think you will be getting off today?

retsoksirhc
Jan 14, 2009, 01:08 PM
I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"

adam_89
Jan 14, 2009, 01:27 PM
Here's another:

"Look at the size of his putter"

kp2171
Jan 14, 2009, 01:45 PM
[perhaps overheard at a dinner party]
Wow, what a great spread!

kp2171
Jan 14, 2009, 02:02 PM
http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_safety/slippery_when_wet_osha_caution_sign.png

kp2171
Jan 14, 2009, 02:05 PM
In that vein..?

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_safety/do_not_enter_when_equipment_is_operating_osha_caut ion_sign.png

Mkay... that's a stretch... every osha sign sounds dirty if you think dirty...


http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_safety/gloves_required_in_this_area_osha_caution_sign.png

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_safety/go_slow_sound_horn_osha_caution_sign.png

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_safety/no_loitering_in_this_area_osha_caution_sign.png

OK enough. Oh to be young and stupid again... uh... well, to be young again...

Emland
Jan 14, 2009, 02:17 PM
This one is a favorite email that gets passed around our office from time to time.

Top 10 things that Sound Dirty, but aren't

10. I need to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk NOW!

5. Hmmm... I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair... I do all the work and he just sits there.

retsoksirhc
Jan 14, 2009, 02:57 PM
Ah, bringing up old jokes. Reminds me of the Clinton/Lewinski days.

"Insert Bill Here"

plonak
Jan 14, 2009, 03:52 PM
I have some "that's what she said" does that count? (all from show "The Office")

Can you make that straighter?

You're making this so hard

Get out of my nook!

southerngalps
Jan 14, 2009, 06:14 PM
I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"

Oh... this reminded me of one...



"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!"

friend4u178
Jan 14, 2009, 07:22 PM
15513

friend4u178
Jan 14, 2009, 07:25 PM
As per SG's post before

15518

southerngalps
Jan 14, 2009, 07:27 PM
As per SG's post before

15518


Yeah, it's a classic one :)

The sign is awesome! Love the name of the bar ;)

Edit: or whatever that is :)

nike 1
Jan 14, 2009, 07:32 PM
My girlfriend and I were watching TV one day when a commercial came on for the Iditarod races in Alaska. She says yeah, Iditarod last night!

retsoksirhc
Jan 17, 2009, 11:55 AM
I was just playing Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Super Nintendo. Old School. The name of one of th levels:

"Red Hot Ride"

KC13
Jan 18, 2009, 07:43 AM
This is sooo old... "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

KC13
Jan 18, 2009, 07:47 AM
After years as an assistant, he's a candidate for the head job.:rolleyes:

KC13
Jan 18, 2009, 07:49 AM
He used to be a little squirt, but he's come a long way since.:eek:

KC13
Jan 18, 2009, 07:52 AM
Part of a song? "Blow me, blow me, blow me a kiss..."

KC13
Jan 18, 2009, 07:54 AM
This sign is everywhere: "ALL DELIVERIES IN REAR":o

KC13
Jan 18, 2009, 11:56 AM
Prison warning: "HARDENED CRIMINALS COME HERE". EEEEWWWW!!

retsoksirhc
Jan 18, 2009, 07:54 PM
Smoked Sausage.

kp2171
Jan 19, 2009, 08:18 AM
Smoked Sausage.

Made me laugh.

Only funnier food entrapped in casings is lil' weenies. *snicker* I swear guys are always 14 at some level...

Uhm... not exactly in line with the OP'd? but a line from the movie spaceballs...

An aside... why the hell can't I remember the names of my wife's cousins stepkids from the second marriage or the damn combination lock combo. At the gym or where in the world I put my other set of keys but I can remember a dumb phrase from a dumb movie seen a dozen and change years ago?

Need to defrag my brain, I swear...

Anyway... the quote... about the "vacuum cleaner" Mega Maid spaceship thingy... "she's gone from suck to blow!"

I guess as long as we're in that star wars spoof, I might as well include "may the schwartz be with you"?

kp2171
Jan 19, 2009, 08:20 AM
Wow... didn't remember most of these lines. Classic, dumb, meaningless movie.

Spaceballs Movie Quotes (http://www.retrojunk.com/movie/quotes/143-spaceballs/)

southerngalps
Jan 19, 2009, 10:17 AM
This was from the love guru... quite a few good ones in that...

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?