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RickJ
Jul 27, 2006, 04:32 AM
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first... always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time then figured I'd show her that I'm just as clever.

I brought her a toothbrush and said "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

... The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

The lawnmower runs great now.

J_9
Jul 27, 2006, 05:30 AM
LOL!!

It's a good thing a limp is all you have!

RickJ
Jul 27, 2006, 05:52 AM
:p Maybe I should have posted this on the Nursing board :p

magprob
Jul 27, 2006, 08:54 AM
I am amazed you didn't end up in emergency to have the scissors and toothbrush removed from a certain part of you anatomy.

valinors_sorrow
Jul 27, 2006, 09:00 AM
LOL good one Rick...
I like how our big workshop off the carport looks with my John Deere parked right next to his Goldwing. He even services it for me but I get to ride it (and it goes a whole 12 mph! LOL) I lurve cutting grass -- very cathartic.

Jay_Jay
Jul 27, 2006, 02:54 PM
Good one Rick lmao :) :p

31pumpkin
Jul 31, 2006, 02:27 PM
LOL Rick -

So much for going on strike!

cheechthecheechy
Aug 8, 2006, 04:02 AM
Lol I love those jokes where you have to make the connection. I just stared at it for like 5 secs then connnected limp - to the little insult. ROFL. Dam those are good!

curlybenswife
Aug 8, 2006, 05:35 AM
Brave man is all I can say tee hee

talaniman
Aug 8, 2006, 04:12 PM
Great I Love It!! lol

Amythest
Aug 18, 2006, 03:29 AM
I just sat here reading in horror... then I just shook my head. And then I laughed. I can't believe you actually did that, or that she did that. Would have been funnier if it wasn't her tooth brush.