Dump the male flight attendants.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Nice... but then there would be a long line at the bathroom. Everyone will have to go! :)

Mag - I had to laugh out loud on that one. Only Slick Willy would think of a good solution.

LOL... Mag I think this has some merit , I think they should at least try it ;)

Great idea. Some of the strippers would have to be male though, or I wouldn't fly.

OOhhh no , maybe we need to have Flights for Males and different Flights for the Ladies :D

OOhhh no , maybe we need to have Flights for Males and different Flights for the Ladies :D

What fun would that be... us ladies would have no men to talk to... the male flight attendants would not be enough for all of us. :( :)

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Remember we are all going to be a little tipsy :)