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brian19851985
Nov 26, 2008, 05:26 AM
I'm looking for a funny response to this question to go in a modeling mag...

THEpurplepeanut
Dec 30, 2008, 04:19 PM
Is it easier when you're extremely ugly and break mirrors all the time with your super ugly appearance and people go blind and you make onions cry and you make your own reflection run away, lol you decide...

Synnen
Dec 30, 2008, 04:27 PM
Maybe. Maybe not.

Beauty is only skin deep, after all, and style is to the bone!

mackythehacker
Dec 30, 2008, 04:29 PM
I think it is easyer when your ''ugly'' on the outside, because then you don't get girls/guys 'checking you out' and crashing their cars lol

Alty
Dec 30, 2008, 04:31 PM
Is life easier when you're beautiful? I don't know, I've never tried it. ;)

Come on, that was a little funny, wasn't it? ;)

KC13
Jan 2, 2009, 11:31 PM
"Trust me, it's not. Now finish those dishes and join me on the sofa."

Alty
Jan 2, 2009, 11:52 PM
Trust me, it's not. Now finish those dishes and join me on the sofa.

Thems fighting words! ;)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 12:06 AM
Thems fightin words! ;)Please, no fighting. I'll share whatever prize I win with you.:D

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 12:16 AM
"Well, it was when I was..."

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 12:19 AM
"I wouldn't ask her that question..."

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 12:24 AM
There's a prize? You'll share? Hmmmm, I'll think about it. ;)

Now, what were you saying? Go on, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 12:26 AM
"Are you nuts? Do you think I just fall out of bed like this?"

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 12:30 AM
Is life easier when you're beautiful? I don't know, I've never tried it. ;)So, your saying that's not your picture?

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 12:32 AM
So, your saying that's not your picture?

Don't you wish. ;)

No, it's not me. I do have a photo album on AMHD, feel free to check it out, I have nothing to hide, or do I? :o

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 12:38 AM
I do. I've been diagnosed with ADHD-TV.:p

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 01:34 AM
You too? ;)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 04:06 PM
Yeah, it's like watching while the channel is constantly changing. And I'm the one holding the remote. And I can't find it. And I forget things quickly. And I forget things quickly. :p

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 04:08 PM
It's an epidemic, no worries, you aren't alone. ;)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 04:12 PM
It's a special gift we share... I'm thinking of getting the DVR to offset memory loss!:D

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 04:27 PM
Does that work? Let me know. ;)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 06:42 PM
The brochure says you can watch football, then check for ignored speech from girlfriend/wife during commercials. Cool...

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 06:50 PM
But, can you watch a chick flick and then check for ignored speech from boyfriend/hubby/kids? If so, then it's really cool. :)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 06:59 PM
Looks like the selector switch can be set to either boyfriend or hubby. Doesn't appear to offer the option of ignoring kids... oh wait, the single-mom model does kids or exes. ;)

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 07:03 PM
Darnit, another loophole. I'm not a single mom, now what? :(

It sucks to be me.

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 07:14 PM
It's OK... set the switch for kids, it also works for most boyfriends/hubbies.:rolleyes: Sucks to be you? There's the answer to the question that brought us here... ;)

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 08:21 PM
Ah, very good young grasshopper, I do believe that is the answer we seek. :)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 08:25 PM
Ah, Grasshoppah not so young. Mastah truly is blind! (bow) You have my gwatitude...

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 08:26 PM
I bet that Master is older than grasshopper.

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 08:28 PM
Ssshhh! No pop bubble, avatar hot!:p

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 08:29 PM
Okay, you want to live in a bubble, who am I to pop it? ;)

I'm under 40, that's still young. ;)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 08:32 PM
I bet that Master is older than grasshopper.How much did I win?

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 08:43 PM
I should ask to see identification showing your age. ;)

I'm willing to take your word for it, so you've won a beautiful AMHD T-shirt which will be delivered within 10 -100 years, give or take a few days. :)

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 09:05 PM
Here you go... :cool: Lousy BMV photo, it's not my good side...

suckyseventeen
Jan 3, 2009, 09:07 PM
Really. Either way, life can suck. It depend on how you live it. Your personality is what can make you beautiful too! ;)

KISS
Jan 3, 2009, 11:38 PM
I heard if you have to choose to have sex with a pretty girl or a not so pretty one, chose the not so pretty one. They have to work harder to please and therefore usually are a better overall experience.

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 11:39 PM
Paper or plastic?

KISS
Jan 3, 2009, 11:45 PM
Never use plastic. That's traceable.

Alty
Jan 3, 2009, 11:52 PM
A long time ago, in a land far far away, I was considered the "pretty girl" but most times guys wouldn't approach me. I found out later that they were intimidated by me, and I was too shy (back then) to approach them. It's funny how looks can have such an impact on how people treat each other.

Personally, I think beauty is skin deep, I've met tons of people who are gorgeous on the outside, but get to know them and, bleh, not so hot. The reverse is true as well.

Wow, I'm getting all mushy, someone stop me! :(

KC13
Jan 3, 2009, 11:57 PM
I'll go get help. In the meantime, continue...

Alty
Jan 4, 2009, 12:00 AM
But, but, I don't like mushy Alty, she's horrible! I like tough Alty, she's fun, and get's the job done.

Besides, I need to get to bed, a girl needs her beauty rest, and these days I can't get enough sleep. ;)

Night kids, be good. :)

KC13
Jan 4, 2009, 12:14 AM
Back in the day on my home planet, I was really shy too, and labeled weird because of it. My lack of confidence tempered my efforts where young ladies were concerned. As I matured and my shell thinned, many of my schoolmates would say, "Wow, you're nothing like I thought you were" or words to that effect, once aquaintances were made. I was never "popular" but the few friends I had were close and loyal, and I was okay with that. Looking back, it seems as though I developed a quick wit as a defense mechanism to mask my inward nature. So now you know... and it all makes a li'l more sense, huh?