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friend4u178
Oct 29, 2008, 05:47 PM
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

albear
Oct 29, 2008, 06:02 PM
Booooooooooo, tut tut friend

friend4u178
Oct 29, 2008, 06:03 PM
Booooooooooo, tut tut friend


Sorry Bear... LOL :p

frangipanis
Oct 29, 2008, 09:33 PM
Too funny... LOL!

Stringer
Oct 29, 2008, 10:04 PM
Pretty funeeeeee'

magprob
Oct 30, 2008, 06:05 PM
I'm invested in Saki Bank and it has been somewhat shaky.

jrsg
Oct 30, 2008, 06:08 PM
Lol, very nice M...

magprob
Oct 30, 2008, 06:09 PM
I am only invested in Geisha Bank where things are very tight with low liquidity.

jrsg
Oct 30, 2008, 06:12 PM
I am only invested in Geisha Bank where things are very tight with low liquidity.

HAHA! How the hell did you come up with this one, Magprob!

magprob
Oct 30, 2008, 06:32 PM
HAHA! How the hell did you come up with this one, Magprob!


Cause I'm a dirty ole man... that's how.

frangipanis
Oct 30, 2008, 06:33 PM
Cause I'm a dirty ole man...that's how.

ROFL!! Lol!

friend4u178
Oct 30, 2008, 06:34 PM
Cause I'm a dirty ole man...that's how.

Believe him JR :D

jrsg
Oct 30, 2008, 07:09 PM
Believe him JR :D

Ha, o god...
Sadly, I do believe it, lol.