Heard these on the radio - thought it might make a good thread...

Greorge Bush Sr. "Do you think I should have a vasectomy ??"

Col. Saunders. "You will tell me if this chicken tastes like crap won't you?"


And one I thought of myself...

Tony Blair. "Do you honestly think the Labour Party won't realise that I'm a Tory ?"

Oooohh - and another

1st Mate of Titanic "Captain - are you sure they said it was unsinkable?"


Come on folks and folkesses - get your thinking caps on.

Abe Lincoln: Aw honey, haven't we done enough theatre for a while?

Jeffrey Dahlmer: When I grow up, I'm going to be a vegetarian :O sick I know

Black Man = I wonder what would happen if the white man were slaves?
Watergate = We should have hid the files better.
Ponce de leon = Do you think I should go north?
John Wilks Booth = I don't know man I don't think I should

Apollo 13: Problem? What probem. No Houston, are you kidding me? We don't have any problems here!

God: "Shall I have more than one day off? I think ill have more than one day off"

Bill Gates: Can I change my major?

1. Lewis & Clark - Lets turn around there's going to be nothing their.
2. Henry Ford - What the hell am I thinking I can't build a car.
3. Customer asks Col. Sanders - What's your secret? Well it's..
4. Indians tell pilgrims - You need to turn back and go home were not feeding you.
5. Ho chi min (Before Vietnam) -Communism? I'm not going into communism with you?
6. Fidal Castro - FIRE!
7. Martin Luther King - Mabe I should have bobbed and weaved?(I know it's a little racial and i'm sorry if i offend anyone).
8. John Wilkes Booth - Dang Gun it's jammed.

Jesus asked 2000 years ago and today, "Who do YOU say that I am?" The answer to that question has been changing history every since it was first asked Peter.

Adam: No thanks, Eve... apples give me the sh**s!