AHHH isn't love grand?:D

Just think of all those things you'll NEVER have to live through... again... and again... :)

It's a magical fairytale isn't it? ;)

Hey! Are you missing some posts from last night?

Maggie3 posted in my thread about seasonal depression and now her post is gone(it wasn't like negative or something)

I don't get it.

I don't think I'm missing any. I really haven't checked! That's weird, I don't know!

It's those gremlins coming back to play again:(

BEN?? BEN?? HELP!!

Derned gremlins! Sneaky little buggars! They sneak in while we sleep and steal things!

It's campaigning for greenies time again! Let me see... what kind of campaign promises can I make this time? I only need 8 measly votes!

Okay, I just got off the phone with Santa, and anyone who votes for me will be removed from the naughty list! C'mon, you don't want to be naughty now do you? You don't know what I had to promise Santa to do this for me! It has something to do with mistletoe, and a belly full of jelly?. and then an evil laugh! It sounded like Ho Ho Ho! Was that an insult?

Hey! Are you missing some posts from last night?

Maggie3 posted in my thread about seasonal depression and now her post is gone(it wasn't like negative or something)

I don't get it.


It's those gremlins coming back to play again:(

BEN???BEN???HELP!!!!!

Just checked and nothing has been has been changed, moved, removed, merged, edited or owt.
Time for different glasses maybe ;)


Derned gremlins!! Sneaky lil buggars! They sneak in while we sleep and steal things!
Yeah they like cake ;)

That's where my cake went! I thought I was sleep caking! Whew!

I can't believe this! I just got an email from my old next door neighbour, who is dumber than a stick, about "Uncle Bill" sending all of us all of this money again! I haven't got my cheques for yrs. He must not like me! :( I can't believe there is someone still on this planet that hasn't gotten that one eons ago! I guess when he moved, he decided to live under a rock!

Just checked and nothing has been has been changed, moved, removed, merged, edited or owt.
Time for different glasses maybe ;)


Yeah they like cake ;)

You were right Ben(as usual) :o The thread I thought it was on wasn't the one it was actually on,, I must have been delusional last night, too much info,not enough brain power for all of it.:rolleyes:

It's the meds Ken, blame it on the meds, that's what I do. I'm to young to blame it on old age. Nope, I'm not old, I'm young challenged. ;)

It's the meds Ken, blame it on the meds, that's what I do. I'm to young to blame it on old age. Nope, I'm not old, I'm young challenged. ;)

OK that's a good excuse(I know how OLD you are... lol starby told me... :) )

Nuh uhhh... he's fibbin!

nuh uhhh....he's fibbin!!

Prove it:mad: I want facts:mad: call a lawyer:mad: call for that pizza(it STILL hasn't shown up)... BTW if you need the number its XXX-XXX-XXXX Illinois state police :eek:

Prove it:mad: I want facts:mad: call a lawyer:mad: call for that pizza(it STILL hasn't shown up)...BTW if you need the number its XXX-XXX-XXXX Illinois state police :eek:

I called that number and got your pharmacist out of bed! :eek: He's peeerttyyy maaaddd!

I called that number and got your pharmacist outta bed!! :eek: He's peeerttyyy maaaddd!!

Oh great,now I need to write ANOTHER sign??

Dear Mr. Pharmacist,Due to the late night phone call I understand my medications won't be available anymore,OK,I am going to Canada with the rest of the well informed to receive the less expensive,non generic medications available to the public... nee ner need ner neeeee ner phfffft :p

Anyone care to take a guess at what the temp. is here this morning? Guess... c'mon I dare you... just guess!

Hey you.

Popping in to say hello again.

Starby, Not allergic to dogs, not as severe anyway, remember my puppy sammy? She lived until she was 18.

Alty, looks like we are on the same page about Commercialism Christmas.. I would sign up for the BAN.

Hey Joe! That's right, you had Sammy. Sorry, I had forgotten.

So no one wanted to take a stab at the temp eh? It was -51 Fahrenheit, -46 Celsius this morn. Eeeekkkkk! But it's warmed up! It's now a balmy -38F, -36C. WOOHOO!

Rant time!

I posted an ad on a public site where I live for a dog walker for Niki. I explained that I am on a very limited budget right now because of my back and hip, so I wouldn't be able to afford much, but I would try and be fair.

I got a response right away from a wonderful girl. She took Niki to the dog park everyday with her two dogs, and exercised them all. She just happened to be almost 9 months pregnant, when she first started coming. I was shocked that she still wanted to take Niki. She even took her dogs and Niki up steep hills for an extra work out! On top of that... she refused to take a dime from me! She's definitely getting a nice C'mas gift from me and Niki. She just had her baby a week ago, so won't be coming for a bit, but says it won't be long until she's at it again.

Then a teenager offered to walk Niki in the eves. Although she sometimes doesn't come when she says she will (teens, lol) she still does come. She only asked for $10-15 a week. and that is when she walks Nik every night. (although I have pd her a little more because it's C'mas) The time usually varies from a half hr. to actually 3 hrs. one time. She came tonight and walked her for about 20 minutes or so... but it was freakin -40! It's damn cold! But she was bundled up good, and wanted to take Nik.

So now to the rant! I just got another message. From a girl who said she would be happy to take Niki, because she takes her kids out on walks all of the time, and lives right near me. So I thought, well a spare is always good too, so I wrote her back and said that would be great, and I gave her my phone #. She msg'd me back, and said she could walk Niki 3 morns a week. but would like to bring her kids over for about an hr. first to meet Niki, and then she started talking price. She said she thought a fair price would be $25 dollars a WALK! Are you KIDDING ME? I hope she would be taking Niki on 6 hr walk! I could put Niki in doggie daycare for $14 a day for 8 hrs. and they are walked two or three times, played with when they aren't sleeping, they play games with them and teach them things, and they feed them with their own food! If I was working outside of my home I would have considered that for Niki. But $25 dollars a day for probably not more than an hr? Is that not INSANE?? Geez, some people!

All right... my rant... (blame it on the lack of caffeine... )

I love texting as much as the next person... I admit I'm addicted to it. BUT GOLLY!! Come ON people! Why do you think that texting an ex is going to make it better? If anything else, texting makes it worse! Rah...

Sorry - I was going to ask a question about it, but felt that the rant would be better.

I feel much better. Thank you, all!

Starby, how you be?

OH big rant for today.

I got this call from the anesthesiologists office asking about my 'wife's' call to the doctor about this condition that runs in the family?? It's called malignant hypothermia,I have never heard of it.And to boot,I haven't even SPOKEN to my(ex)wife in over 5 years(not to any extent anyway)And surely not about this surgery for sure!

I was at a total loss as to an explanation.I said that they were misinformed or they had someone else's information put in my case file.

The lady called back a few minutes later and was sure it was for me and that my 'wife' had made the call.NOW I was getting wacked out,to say the least.

She asked if I had any surgeries in the past and did they use general anesthesia?I said yes and yes,but I didn't have any problems with it and don't know why some kind of information like that would be on my records??

Later I descovered it was my mother who called the doctors office,ad she had neglected to tell me... hmmmm.

2 days ago she decided to call the surgeon to tell them dads cousin died on the surgery table from some kind of reaction to the anesthesia called malignant hypothermia,I have never heard of it.(nor had I heard that his cousin had died from it.)

I was a little livid,I said I AM NOT 12 YEARS OLD!YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE,(that for her to call them I felt was out of line)and secondly,to call when she didn't even tell me this(much less explain the death when it happened 3 years ago, like where the hell was I that she couldn't tell me?? )OK that is a rant for another time... :(

So,upon cooler heads,we discussed the call and her thoughts that it was necessary to tell the doc this possibility was something that should be addressed.OK

The anesthesiologist made a clear statement.IF you have this on your health records,NO INSURANCE COMPANY WILL COVER YOU.The risk of loss of life is apparently enough grounds for a company to deny coverage,forever.

Needless to say,the information(as I played it off being as I really didn't know about any of it being true)I had removed from the statement as misinformation and I clearly stated my last surgery had no complications.

Mom was defensive(as usual,she has to cover her lifestyle of drinking and being on a pain patch,, good mix,, for an alcoholic) :( She pulled the old,But I was worried for you,statement.That got me,I know she cares, but to be such an alarmist over something that hasn't been evident in my past,and is what,4 bloodlines away from mine... sheesh.

OK,I needed to rant and I did.I am antsy, worried about tomorrow but it'll pass(as soon as the pre-op shot is given:) )

Keep me in your thoughts( OK if you must pray do it... lol:) )

I'll be back on in the afternoon(for those who care):p

Oh man Kenster! Now that is a reason for a rant! Holy crap, that is insane! I just can't believe that. I would be furious too! You didn't need that right before your surgery. Your Mom probably meant well, but geez, you could have lost your coverage! I'm also wondering about Dr./Patient confidentiality!

That was not very professional of them at all! They should not be able to give any information out, just because you are a relative, or not at all actually. What were they thinking? They not only didn't know who they were speaking with, they discussed your case with someone who could have been a complete stranger! That would burn my A$$ too!

Of course we will be thinking about you in the morning, and yes, prayers whether you like them or not! :p It will go smoothly I'm certain. Try not to think of the big mix-up, no matter how aggravating it was, and just concentrate on getting better! :)

Rant... rant! Fed Ex is going to drive me nuts! They keep changing pick up times on me! They changed their pick up time from this morn. to later this afternoon, then back to morning, then back to afternoon! Now I just got a call saying they might not make it today, and my overnight pkg won't make it by the morning, because they have closed our hwy's! Okay, maybe my rant should be directed to Mother Nature... but I can't find her number in the book! Of course she has an unlisted number! She just thinks she's all that and a bag of chips doesn't she?!

Ps. Sorry guys... you're not getting your Christmas presents... LOL! (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!) :p

ps. Sorry guys...you're not getting your Christmas presents...LOL! (that's my story, and I'm stickin to it!) :p

You know what,I heard that same excuse from you neighbor(4 hours away,, you know the one)about my PIZZA!:D

And she is sticking to her story too... can anyone say conspiracy?

You know what,I heard that same excuse from you neighbor(4 hours away,,,you know the one)about my PIZZA!:D

And she is sticking to her story too...can anyone say conspiracy?

Conspirators?. Us? The anesthesia has affected your brain. Lay down down now... sleep it off... you are hallucinating! :eek:

I have a rant and a big one. It has been waiting for a long time, but I think I will save it for another time.

Hook,

Conspirators?...Us?? The anesthesia has affected your brain. Lay down down now...sleep it off...you are hallucinating!! :eek:

Now I can't sleep,I think I am enjoying the effects too much... :rolleyes:

I'll tell you, it really pisses me off when people rant. RANT RANT RANT! Every where I go, people RANTING about silly crap that means nothing. Nothing I tell you! Ranting cause the dish network guy is late. "My doctor made me wait" Whaa Whaa Whaa! "The Fed Ex driver didn't bring me the useless crap I bought on the internet!" Whaa Whaa Whaa! "Some jerk stopped in the middle of the road just because he had a load of lumber he needed to unload and wanted to back in right in front of me and made me late getting to the mall so I could buy more useless junk that I couldn't find on the internet!" Whaa Whaa Whaa!
"Some old lady walked in front of me at the store slowing me down for 5 seconds!" Whaa Whaa Whaa!
Well you know what? I do all those things to piss people off plus more and I fart in public to boot. So all together now:
WHAA WHAA WHAA!

I'll tell ya, it really pisses me off when people rant. RANT RANT RANT! Every where I go, people RANTING about silly crap that means nothing. Nothing I tell you! Ranting cause the dish network guy is late. "My doctor made me wait" Whaa Whaa Whaa! "The Fed Ex driver didn't bring me the useless crap I bought on the internet!" Whaa Whaa Whaa! "Some jerk stopped in the middle of the road just because he had a load of lumber he needed to unload and wanted to back in right in front of me and made me late getting to the mall so I could buy more useless junk that I couldn't find on the internet!" Whaa Whaa Whaa!
"Some old lady walked in front of me at the store slowing me down for 5 seconds!" Whaa Whaa Whaa!
Well you know what? I do all those things to piss people off plus more and I fart in public to boot. So all together now:
WHAA WHAA WHAA!

FINALLY,a rant you can sink your teeth into!! :cool:

Mag! I should have ran you over in the parking lot today when I had the chance! But, you farted, and startled me! I thought it was the guy behind me honking his horn, so I swerved and accidentally ran into a little old lady, so I jumped out of my car to see if she was all right. Well, she was unconscious but breathing, so in order not to cause another accident, I picked up her pkgs. and put them into my car. Whew... at least I got my C'mas shopping done! That little ole lady had sum good stuff! I'll get you next time though Mag!

There you go, RANTING again!
Actually, that was pretty good Starbuck8. I mean the part about you thinking my fart was a Truck Horn. Makes me proud. Thank you.

Mag, on a scale of one to ten on the loud fart meter I give you a 9.9. ;)

Ken, you're in my thoughts and prayers, not worries, you'll be fine. :)

Starby, maybe you should be the one writing books, not me. ;)

I have a ton of rants but they're all my own doing so I'm not telling. :(

There you go, RANTING again!
Actually, that was pretty good Starbuck8. I mean the part about you thinking my fart was a Truck Horn. Makes me proud. Thank you.

RANT! People that don't call me Starby! :p

Starbuck8, calm down, breath, you don't want to get your feathers all ruffled. ;)

Oooh, my show is on, and it's new. I'll be back in an hour, maybe. ;)

Mag, on a scale of one to ten on the loud fart meter I give you a 9.9. ;)

Ken, you're in my thoughts and prayers, not worries, you'll be fine. :)

Starby, maybe you should be the one writing books, not me. ;)

I have a ton of rants but they're all my own doing so I'm not telling. :(

I'll tell on you! You got up in the middle of the night, and fumbled around for your slippers, to go and get a snack. You mistook one of the dogs for a slipper, and he bit your foot! You hopped on one foot to get to the bathroom, and slipped on bunny poop, and fell on your A$$! You got up and did the bunny hop to the kitchen and tried to find the light! You ran into the bird cage, and the door popped open and the bird flew out and got caught in your hair! You flailed around and knocked over the fish bowl, and the goldfish was squirming on the floor. You cut your foot on the glass from the fish bowl and started to cry! You went back to bed, the dog was mad and pissed in your bed, you had a sore A$$, a bird in your hair, a bloody foot, a dog sleeping in your spot, so you went and slept in the dog kennel! Wiggy got up in the morning, kissed the dog, gave you a bowl of water, and smiled to himself, because his work was done!

LMAO, I love it Starby, only one problem. The fish tank is plastic! ;)

We should collaberate on an adult children's book. Why adult? Because I'm pretty sure you can't say a$$ in a kids book. I'd have to check to make sure though. ;)

So, that's why I got water in a bowl this morning. That Wiggy! ;)

Commercial break over, back to my show. Can you tell I'm addicted to both the show and AMHD?

I'll tell on you! You got up in the middle of the night, and fumbled around for your slippers, to go and get a snack. You mistook one of the dogs for a slipper, and he bit your foot! You hopped on one foot to get to the bathroom, and slipped on bunny poop, and fell on your A$$! You got up and did the bunny hop to the kitchen and tried to find the light! You ran into the bird cage, and the door popped open and the bird flew out and got caught in your hair! You flailed around and knocked over the fish bowl, and the goldfish was squirming on the floor. You cut your foot on the glass from the fish bowl and started to cry! You went back to bed, the dog was mad and pissed in your bed, you had a sore A$$, a bird in your hair, a bloody foot, a dog sleeping in your spot, so you went and slept in the dog kennel! Wiggy got up in the morning, kissed the dog, gave you a bowl of water, and smiled to himself, because his work was done!

WOW,you should be writing the book... one for the TOTALLY INSANE!! :eek:

NO seriously, that was really good(and it might be true?? huh?? )

I'd like it better if she had stuck her foot in the dogs but and walked around for a while wearing it.

OUCH,, That Christmas spirit is folding it's wings

I'd like it better if she had stuck her foot in the dogs but and walked around for a while wearing it.

This dawg says he will NOT be used as a slipper!

YouTube - chrismas dogs & cats song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkD0qajnbH8&feature=related)

No dog butt slippers, that's not okay!

Chewy (the beagle baby) had massive diarreaha yesterday morning at 5am. I was up for an hour cleaning it up. The sound of him pooping woke me up, that's how bad it was. I will not stick my foot up that butt, no way, no how!

Not without a rubber on anyway... :D

Not without a rubber on anyway...:D

Ewwwwww!! Who's going to remove that? :eek: I think I'll pass on my midnite snack now! ::gag::

Whoa... what happened here? https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/workplace-relationships/teacher-parent-affair-293132-4.html

Read it from the beginning... I have to say, I'm as appalled as IMFHB...

Whoa.... what happened here? https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/workplace-relationships/teacher-parent-affair-293132-4.html

Read it from the beginning... I have to say, I'm as appalled as IMFHB....



I'm a participant on that thread (as you know) - what has you appalled? (And what does IMFHB mean?)


BYOB, that I get.

Ha ha... byob... yes...

IMFHB - IAmFromHuntersBar

I'm just appalled at the seeming tempers. It just seems like a verbal wrestling match now. The OP isn't going to change her morals/values because we yell at her, and answerers aren't going to change their opinions. It just seems like the question should be done.

I guess it is my non-confrontational personality coming out - even through a website.

Ha ha .... byob... yes...

IMFHB - IAmFromHuntersBar

I'm just appalled at the seeming tempers. It just seems like a verbal wrestling match now. The OP isn't going to change her morals/values because we yell at her, and answerers aren't going to change their opinions. It just seems like the question should be done.

I guess it is my non-confrontational personality coming out - even through a website.



Should it be closed? Sure - a long time ago. It is no longer about the OP's question. It's about moral values, confrontations about "what would you do"?

Ahh - if it were within my power to close it...

Best I can do - which I've done - is walk away. I've had my say.

I do agree... I think its been done for a while now.

Unfortunately, we can't change the world - nor can we fix other people's lives when they don't ask for it. I think that's what everyone means...

*sigh*... :)

JK, what is the last legit post and I'll sort the others ;)

I'd say #20. JKT finishes it with a great post and everything after that gets into opinions and stuff...

Done

Morning everyone!

I'm up early, puppy had to pee pee. Sigh, I have a long day of cleaning ahead of me and a long day of shopping tomorrow. Yawn, I need coffee by intervenous today.

It took me forever to read through... and now it's closed! :( LOL! My first thought was I know how kids can be bullys, and if the affair was exposed, it might backfire on the kids. What a crazy thread that got to be though! Geez there are some buh humbug people around lately... is it just me, or is anyone else seeing this around here?

While the whole economy goes to pooh everyone's feeling the pressure and it tends to over spill here.

If in doubt, take a step back and BREATH ;)

Oh... and excuse me... GOOD MORNING! :D Too many things to do today... my mind is scrambled!

GM all,I am off to the races today(crippled horse races anyway) :p

Have a good day e1.

Coffee by intervenous huh? :p silly!

Yessss... breathe... breathe... bubbles... bubbles!! Right Chicky? :D

Mornin' guys! :) Thanks CB, I hate to see a newbie scared away... and that was going that way.

Not enough Christmas Fairy Dust in the air, if you ask me. :)

Bubbles... bubbles... I LOVE BUBBLES!

I haven't had to use my bubbles ONCE in my new job! And I've been here six months! :)

CurlyBen said pooh ::giggle, giggle:: thanks Ben, I needed that this morning. :)

Bubbles, lots of glorious bubbles! POP!

Ken, good luck with the surgery, we'll be thinking of you, keep safe. :)

Starby, are you still awake or are you up early?

Eeeek, got to run, got to get the kids ready for school. A moms job never ends.

Later kids, be good. :)

Well I was going to say something a lot worse, but I'd get a slap then ;)

Hmm thinking about it, might just be worth it...

I would never slap you Ben, whip you yes, slap you, never! ;)

Coffee!! I'm out! This day is not starting well. :(

Really, I'll be back, kids, school, drive, ooooh, Starbucks, I'm going to Starbucks! The day is suddenly looking brighter! :)

No Alty... I'm awake early... or still awake... or... I don't know! I'll quote Ben... Oh pooh! :p

Chicky... you need to get your bubbles back girl! :D

:) But when the bubbles come back, it is because my sanity is gone! Last job was SOOOOO stressful that I needed the bubbles for sanity!

This one is just idyllic!

Go ahead CB... weeeeee won't tell! ;)

She ain't no bubble back girl! ;)

Why am I still here? I really have to go. I don't want to go. Oh, Starbucks, I forgot. Yes, I must go, want to go, yipppeeee, -30 degrees Celsius, here I come. Oh pooh! ;)

This... is BANANAS! B A N A N A YEAH!

Hehehee... Lol, thanks Alty.

Have a great day! WHERE'S YOUR ADDRESS!!

OH, and by the way Ben? Tell your wife I'm going to drop pooh on your back doorstep for playing that song this morning! I still can't get it out of my dern head! LOL!

FIVE GOLDEN GREEEENIES!

Fourrr silly newbies... threeee fun friends... two oooo Tylenol,. and a bowl full of greenies for meeee! :D

Lol... you're so cute. :) I've got about 60 left before I get my Fifth Golden Greenie! :)

Merry Christmas to you, huh! :)

Morning ladies! Gents... ;)
The weather here is so crazy, we don't know whether to put on chains or roll down the windows;)

Ken, feel better and QUICK! Hugs to you my friend!
HC long time, hope you are well;)

Starbs, you, you for girl!

YouTube - Gwen Stefani-Hollaback Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AU-kAnB24I) Here's the song for you HC!

Lol... you're so cute. :) I've got about 60 left before I get my Fifth Golden Greenie! :)

Merry Christmas to you, huh!? :)

I'll help you Chicky! :)

I don't know why I'm still sitting here! I've got toooo much stuff to doooo!

Merry Christmas to you too! I also just found out I won a drawing for a $50 gift certificate for Niki! Yeay! :D

COOL! I love winning!

My kitty knocked off four of my keys to my laptap... I am having a really hard time here... LMAO I suppose leaving him outside to freeze wouldn't be very nice?

YAY! Bones, bones, and more rawhide bones! :) Go Niki!

Yeah, Starty!! LOVE the chick power song! Hehe... "chick power" :D

Awww... kitty!. run for your life! Momma's going to deep freeze you! LOL!

I don't have to go to work... but guess what, I am gonna;) I need a shower and throw on my nice new pair of hot mama jeans... OH I LOVE NEW JEANS!

Lol... got to love kitties! :)

He is a straggler, he goes from three houses, to each one taking in what he can and off to the other, little poop that he is!

Wear them Starty Girl... wear them like you own them! Bow Chika Bow Wow! :D

Haha... he's a player! :)

Womanizer... he knows how to get the protection. Oh and I am trying my hardest NOT to like Brittney Spears new song, I can't help it though... its got the beat! Oh help me...

Wear em Starty Girl...wear em like you own em!! Bow Chika Bow Wow!! :D



Bow Chika Bow Wow? On the floor with laughter -

(Oh, Starbucks - I still didn't get the Christmas gift you sent me. How long should I stand out here at the curb, in the snow, waiting.)

That will be my new signature - BCBWJudyKaytee.

Judy, if your sig is right, I am in deep trouble. I take care of the dog... crap!

BCBW Judy! You should put that in you Sig Line! ;) As a matter of fact... why don't we all? LOL! Starty? Chicky? Alty?. are you in? LOL!

Pleeeeaassseee... someone make me laugh! I honestly believe my head is going to explode today! Yep... head guts EVERYWHERE! Ewwww! Tell me why I like Christmas? I know... I know... but someone stop my head from exploding! Pwease! LOL! I've gone insane, I know it! It's finally happened! Don't let me kill a Fed Ex driver!

It's all in your hands now! Yep, the scrawny little guy in the brown jacket is just begging you to stop me!

Be kind to your drivers!!

BCBW Judy!! You should put that in you Sig Line! ;) As a matter of fact....why don't we all?? LOL! Starty? Chicky? Alty?....are ya in? LOL!

Pleeeeaassseee....someone make me laugh!! I honestly believe my head is going to explode today!! Yep...head guts EVERYWHERE!! Ewwww!! Tell me why I like Christmas? I know...I know...but someone stop my head from exploding!! Pwease! LOL! I've gone insane, I know it! It's finally happened!! Don't let me kill a Fed Ex driver!

It's all in your hands now! Yep, the scrawny little guy in the brown jacket is just begging you to stop me!!


I'm in ;) It's Chick code!

BCBW Judy!! You should put that in you Sig Line! ;) As a matter of fact....why don't we all?? LOL! Starty? Chicky? Alty?....are ya in? LOL!

Pleeeeaassseee....someone make me laugh!! I honestly believe my head is going to explode today!! Yep...head guts EVERYWHERE!! Ewwww!! Tell me why I like Christmas? I know...I know...but someone stop my head from exploding!! Pwease! LOL! I've gone insane, I know it! It's finally happened!! Don't let me kill a Fed Ex driver!

It's all in your hands now! Yep, the scrawny little guy in the brown jacket is just begging you to stop me!!



Your every wish is my command


Keep reading down!

Done!:)
I like saying it too... really loud and annoying to my kids!:)

OHhhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhh...

We're SO cool! ;)

BCBW club!

You bet - we're cool. Peace out!

(I don't actually know what Peace Out means but I've always wanted to say it.)

Peace out!
(means see you on the flip side, or goodbye, or see you, or, well you get the point;))

Peace out!!
(means see ya on the flip side, or goodbye, or see ya, or, well you get the point;))



Okay - peace out!

Bcbw... peace out! :D

You took the dog/man thing out of your sig... ohhh how will I know if I have a good man or not? LMAO

Judy, you seem to be feeling great finally;) So glad to see you back in full motion.
Peace out sista!

you took the dog/man thing out of your sig.....ohhh how will I know if I have a good man or not? LMAO

Judy, you seem to be feeling great finally;) So glad to see you back in full motion.
Peace out sista!

I have to go back and add something to my BCBW! LOL! I rock! That FedEx driver don't like me much now! :eek::D

YOu be nice Starby, I am counting on you to be someone nice that I know!!

you took the dog/man thing out of your sig.....ohhh how will I know if I have a good man or not? LMAO

Judy, you seem to be feeling great finally;) So glad to see you back in full motion.
Peace out sista!



Thanks - I appreciate it. It's been a rough holiday season.

If you aren't sure if you have a good man you could call me and I could interview him over the phone - in fact, we could set up a conference call! I'm sure a whole bunch of people would be willing to participate.

As far as my taste in men - you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a prince. And I sure did kiss a lot of toads!

Peace out! Power to the Women! Pass the Chocolate!

Is this just a girly thing :D

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Ohhhh, that sounds great. You are so funny!

Are we all nerds or are we really COOL??

Friend... you are a real good picture guy;) How have you been my sweet?

Is this just a girly thing :D

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We gots shirts! :D

Can youmake mine pink and black and girly fitting?

Ohhhh, that sounds great. You are so funny!!

Are we all nerds or are we really COOL????

We're cool... we know it... we're cool... we show it! :p

Rock it sock it talk it!

I have 4 kids, and three of them are driving me mad. HELP ME!!

Okie Dokie Moon Doggie!

Friend...you are a real good picture guy;) How have you been my sweet?


LOL... thanks starty , I'm good thanks. Haven't been on much lately with the silly season and all!!

I have 4 kids, and three of them are driving me mad. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

Batman... quick! Starty needs Bat help! :eek:

I was thinking of just pulling out the duct tape... Oh crap sorry Starbs, I may have started it all again. Hope not

i have 4 kids, and three of them are driving me mad. help me!!!!!!!!!


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Ahhhh... FedEx boyz and duct tape... now there's an idea! Okay no... he has to deliver my pkg first!

Bwwwwaaahahahahahahha
I could go lock em' up in the trailer... LMAO poor babies

Starbs, WOW, what kind a package are you waiting for? LMAO

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This would work;):):):D:cool:

Here Starty... this will keep them occupied! ;)

YouTube - Rofl! - Girl Stuck In Vending Machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3GbqJsfI2U&feature=related)

Starbs, WOW, what kind a package are you waiting for? LMAO

Well they have to deliver it FIRST! Trust me... it's a liiitttllle bit (BIG TIME) important that it gets there tomorrow!. and they screwed up big time!

(has to do with my assault settlement)

Ya, they liked that... HAHAHAHAH

Oh goodness. I hope he is handsome and sweet when he brings it;)

I was thinking of just pulling out the duct tape...Oh crap sorry Starbs, I may have started it all again. Hope not



DUC(K) TAPE?? OKaaaaayyyy!

Oh goodness. I hope he is handsome and sweet when he brings it;)

How handsome can you be with two black eyes... LOL! ;)

Oh my Stringer!! How are you?

How handsome can you be with two black eyes...LOL!! ;)

I said when he delivers... NOT AFTER!! :eek:

I AM FINE HON... I planned on only peeking in, BUT I saw DUC(K) TAPE!

DUCK tape may be an option later... first he needs to flap his wings and fly!! LOL!

I AM FINE HON...I planned on only peeking in, BUT I saw DUC(K) TAPE!

Do you really want to mess with the DUCK today? Do you?. C'mon... Do you?. bring it on Sheriff! I'll take you! I've already beat up the FedEx guy! :p

Well pilgrim... I would say... nope, not now, not up for it,, maybe later... K?

Got to run and finish decorating under my new, live Christmas Tree... lots to do... bye for now.

Do you really wanna mess with the DUCK today? Do ya?...C'mon...Do ya??...bring it on Sheriff!! I'll take ya!! I've already beat up the FedEx guy!! :p


Don't temp me... you know I have the Duc(k) Tape :D

I'll be here a'waitin for you Sheriff! I hope the "real" tree is legal! You didn't go into the forest with your axe did you?

I've got to run too kids! Be back a little later. Things to do... people to annoy! LOL! Joking... I've been awake since 4am... need a nap! I'll just act sillier if I don't! We don't want that now do we? ;)

Don't temp me.............you know I have the Duc(k) Tape :D

Co-conspirators! :rolleyes:

I need help with my puter keys... how do I get them back on?? HELP ME??

OK she needs some food,, bunnies and ducks(eggs) welcome... LOL

Starty, sweetie, go buy a new keyboard, they're cheap! :)

Hi kids, stopping in for a minute while clothes are washing. I'm in full clean mode, but I can't seem to finish. Sigh, I hate cleaning. :(

My friend from California is supposed to arrive today, but he called at noon to say that his flight was severely delayed. Apparently the problem is here, too much ice, planes don't like ice.

Hopefully he's on his way, comfy cozy in the plane. When he last called it was at least another 3 hour delay so he said he was going to go get drunk. Oh my, I hope he made his flight. ;)

Ken, you didn't. I have 4 bunnies, but none of them are food, not a one. :(

Could you feed these to a snake?

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Honestly,, YES.. (ok not your bunnies,but the lame ones are OK to feed her... ) :)

It is on my laptop... but thanks anyhow Alty. Missed you lately, you doing OK?

None of mine are lame, but Kilala (the last picture) is a bit grumpy. ;)

I've got to get back to cleaning. I hope you're feeling okay Ken. :)

Later kids.

How you feeling KBC??

Awwww they are all sweet

How ya feelin KBC?????????????????????????????????????????????

Feeling?? With these pills do you really think I am FEELING ANYTHING?? :D

I am doing great,really,I went out for 4 hours today,shopped till I was ready to drop,spent the old mans money(had to shop for him... hmmmm)heck, I have had no problems with this knee since I got out!

Lucky me I guess.:)

Good KBC! That sounds like it wasn't anything at all;)

They told me today,(after I called and complained of a new sound coming from my bent knee)that the doc found loose bone fragments in the knee and removed them(duhh) That was the main problem and why it was so hard to roof(my knee swelled up twice normal size while roofing):( The bone fragment apparently 'cut' or scored the tendons and made the pain flare.

I have learned soooooo much... I want to do this again next winter too... :D

I'll be here a'waitin for ya Sheriff! I hope the "real" tree is legal! You didn't go into the forest with your axe did ya?

I've gotta run too kids!! Be back a little later. Things to do...people to annoy! LOL!! Joking...I've been awake since 4am....need a nap! I'll just act sillier if I don't!! We don't want that now do we? ;)

Ahhhhhh.. Per chance you could indulge us a little just a little... tell us (in detail) exactly what you are planning for this poor, innocent, unsuspecting Fed Ex guy?;)

OOoo... I SO want one of those shirts... but in PINK! ;)

Awww... KBC - I wish you were feeling better! Here, I only pull these out when someone needs one...

JR KISSES

(That's a smoochy, Jessica Rabbit flying kiss!)

OOoo... I SO want one of those shirts.... but in PINK! ;)

Awww... KBC - I wish you were feeling better! Here, I only pull these out when someone needs one....

JR KISSES

(That's a smoochy, Jessica Rabbit flying kiss!)

AHHH, I caught that smoochy:o Now I am embarrassed,, the others saw me get it(psst... next time give it to me in the dark,please) ;)

Lol... deal :)

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HC is giving Ken kisses. Hmmmm, what about Sneezy? ;)

The basement is clean, the bathrooms are clean, my room is clean, Sydney's room is clean, the family room is clean, the kitchen is 85% clean, Jared's room is scary and so is the laundry room. All in all, I'm doing pretty good though, the house should be spotless come Christmas. ;)

So, anyone coming to visit me? I cleaned, now would be the perfect time! :)

It looks as if I am snowed in tonight... wondering how tomorrow will be. PEOPLE IN MY TOWN have no idea how to drive in the snow or ice... I am scared;)

KBC, glad it went so well, really;)

Friend, you cheat!

HC is giving Ken kisses. Hmmmm, what about Sneezy? ;)

The basement is clean, the bathrooms are clean, my room is clean, Sydney's room is clean, the family room is clean, the kitchen is 85% clean, Jared's room is scary and so is the laundry room. All in all, I'm doing pretty good though, the house should be spotless come Christmas. ;)

So, anyone coming to visit me? I cleaned, now would be the perfect time! :)

I have a few to visit there... I will stop by when I can, clean or not;)
Nice work, I had to do the same and will end up having to do it again very soon!

It's a daily thing, isn't it Starty?

I was sick so I fell behind, and when that happens the whole place goes to hell fairly quickly. I'm the only chief in a house full of Indians. This poor Indian is very tired. ;)

Shopping tomorrow, a nice break from cleaning. :)

Good gor you Alty. I know all about Indians, I really do. Have I given you your Indian name yet? Hmmm, I need to think

See I can't even type with my keys like this... for Alty, not gor... for

Start, did you spill something on your keyboard?

No... the kitty was laying on my laptop cause it is so cozy and warm... and we scattered him off he flicked a few keys off:(
Darn kitty

no...the kitty was laying on my laptop cause it is so cozy and warm.....and we scattered him off he flicked a few keys off:(
darn kitty


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Ya... he looked like that! I promise Friend;)

Ha Ha... I believe you starty , I've seen those mischievous pussies at work ;)

(Don't Alty)

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Voyeur... That's why I wanted I done in the dark next time.

She will... and you already knew it! I keep thinking of an Indian name for her an I keep thinking it will have the word dirty in it;) hee hee

Voyeur....That's why I wanted i done in the dark next time.
LMAO!

:eek:

Darn peeping down underers... LMAO

voyeur....that's why i wanted i done in the dark next time.


:d :d

Darn peeping down underers.....LMAO

He is just a cheater.. pumpkin eater:p

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Awww, you are a little kisser aren't you Friend?

Awww, you are a little kisser arent you Friend?

Only to my favourites... :p

Only to my favourites .............:p

Then how come that monkey kissed MY screen... :confused:

I Guess he likes you too Ken... LOL :)

The sense of a monkey,, silly beast.

Ahhhhhh...? Per chance you could indulge us a little just a little... tell us (in detail) exactly what you are planning for this poor, innocent, unsuspecting Fed Ex guy?;)

I'm going to grab him by his coat tails and pillage him of course! Then I'll send him on his merry way with an evil grin! Muwaahahahahahaaa!

Ha Ha............I believe you starty , I've seen those mischevious pussies at work ;)

(Don't Alty)

Ahhhhhhh! Really? You give me that and I can't do anything with it? That's not right, that's so not right. Sigh, biting my tongue here, it's bleeding. I hope you're happy now! :(

Grrrrrr! ;)

I knew you couldn't let that one go. I was waiting! LOL!

I'm in love... Straight No Chaser (http://www.sncmusic.com/)

12 Days of Christmas CLASSIC
Africa... wow...

I watched them on America's Got Talent, all the way through! They were great! I think they came in second or third.

Some of their other songs were just awesome too. They did pop songs too!

Did you click on all of the windows Chicky?

Which one are you in love with Chicky? ;)

Starby, you've gone into techno color. Wow, love the sig. :)

Which one are you in love with Chicky? ;)

All of them, please. ;)

Starby, you've gone into techno color. Wow, love the sig. :)

I don't know,it kind of hurts the eyes... :D

JK starby, jkjkjk!! :D

Hi,HC!!

See the mischief that got started with that last smoochy?

Got any more?

Starby, you've gone into techno color. Wow, love the sig. :)

Well it was starting to look pretty boring... LOL!

Kenster... those are the drugs... It's really all black and white! LOL

A gentleman shouldn't kiss and tell Ken. ;)

;) Exactly, Alty's got the right idea, Kenster! ;)

Just remember, I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!

OH wow,I guess it SHOULD be in the dark(sulking):(

I have been admonished for the last time... sniff sniff sniff

Well it was starting to look pretty boring...LOL!

Kenster...those are the drugs...It's really all black and white! LOL

?? BLACK AND WHITE!!

Uhoh,this doesn't bode well for the driving to Chicago and walking through the city today... :rolleyes:

Awwww, poor Kenny! HC, quick, kiss him! :)

Everyone like my new sig?

LOVE the sig, alty! :)

Be safe Kenster!

LOVE the sig, alty! :)

Be safe Kenster!

There is NO WAY I am walking ANYWHERE today(except to the shop... lol)

More colors on the sigies ,when will it ever end?:rolleyes:

Next you'll come up with a way to put a static avatar on your sigy line too?:cool:

It's lookin all Christmassy around here!! :D

merry christmas

Alty... can we have a tree?. maybe some blinking lights? Uhhmmm... santa and the reindeer? Elves? LOL! Where's Batman?

YouTube - Frisco Christmas Lights - Wizards in Winter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLmAPW39uE&feature=PlayList&p=B8A1E1EB06CBAE76&index=10)

Your wish is my command!

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Are you the Genie Talia's elf? LOL!

Well while you're at it... forget the fat guy in the suit! Can I have a hottie in a red suit? :D

Actually scrap the suit ;) A hottie in a red hat! :D

Got to run, shopping time. :)

I'll buy the hot guy while I'm out Starby. :)

Well while you're at it...forget the fat guy in the suit! Can I have a hottie in a red suit? :D

Actually scrap the suit ;) A hottie in a red hat! :D



I was thinking hottie in red spandex -

Owie... Owie... Owie... Owie... Owieeeee!!

I went to grab Niki's food, and it was sitting under my row of cabinets in my back porch and I stood up fast and slammed the top of my head right in the edge of the cabinets! I have got a giant goose egg, and it's bleeding! :(

OW! Jeez Starby! Be careful! :)

I know! I've got a whoppin headache now. Uuuggghhhh! I've got too much to do today. Watch me fall on the ice or something today too! I'm just an accident waiting to happen! LOL!

Quick! Knock on wood! :)

My computer desk is wooden. I'll knock away! I feel dizzy and sick to my stomach now. That was dumb of me. I know those flippin cabinets are there! Duh!

Just don't go to sleep - you could have a concussion... :(

Hey, I just thought of something! No one has posted on my latest thread! :(


https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/favourite-christmas-memories-290581.html

I've got no time to sleep anyway Chicky... I need to get my arse into the shower soon, and get to my Dr.'s appt. I'll get him to take a look while I'm there. ;)

Owie....Owie....Owie....Owie.....Owieeeee!!!

I went to grab Niki's food, and it was sitting under my row of cabinets in my back porch and I stood up fast and slammed the top of my head right in the edge of the cabinets!! I have got a giant goose egg, and it's bleeding!! :(



Well, if you decide to sue yourself I'm available to come and take photographs, interview Niki, interview the neighbors, have lunch, hang out, report to your Attorney.

(Hope you're okay - now I'll be worried until you come back.)

I've got snow in my driveway up to my Chickie chickie bow wow and walked out to get the mail and promptly fell right on my Chickie chickie bow wow. I'm not hurt but it was a rather startling experience.

'Tis the season to get injured -

Chickie chickie bow wow... LOVE IT!! :)

Hate that your hurt your chickie chickie bow wow, but LOVE the name! :D

Anyone here!

I just had a farking heart attack. Chewy (my beagle puppy) was outside with Jasper and all of a sudden I hear him howling in pain like he's been attacked! I ran to the side of the house and there he is cowering, howling by a big metal rod that's in the back. I thought Jasper had done something but Jasper is just standing there licking Chewy. I called them both and they wouldn't come and Chewy wouldn't stop howling, so I ran to him. He had licked the metal rod and his tongue was stuck and he's trying to pull himself free. Wiggy is gone, Jared and Sydney are asleep, just me. I tried warming it up with my hands but he wouldn't sit still. Finally I had to run inside to get a glass of warm water. So I had to leave poor Chewy alone, pulling to get the water to set him free. There's blood everywhere but he seems okay, and of course the vet clinic is closed. It's not bleeding anymore and I know the tongue heals quickly, but I'm still worried. What should I do? If I take him to the emergency vet it will cost a bundle and I'm sure he'll be okay, but I know it would make me feel better if I heard it from a vet.

What to do?

OH NO! Your puppy has been watching The Christmas Story, hasn't he?? Crazy beagle!

Has the bleeding stopped? Maybe warm water would help... it would warm up the area and flush out any germs that could have gotten in...

Aww Alty, I'm sorry... :(

Hey you, just here for a sec. Then got to go. Zach is putting jack to sleep then we are off to bed! How's it going?

Hi HC. He seems okay, a bit shaken but okay. The bleeding has stopped, and he's once again playing around with Jasper. Hopefully he learned his lesson and won't do that again!

Poor little guy, the hardest part was having to leave him in order to get the water. I'm sure he thought I was abandoning him and that he was on his own. He was so happy when he got free, he wouldn't leave my side for 10 minutes. Now he's back to his normal puppyness. Silly puppy, I've never ever had a dog do that before.

Poor puppy wuppy :(

Hi Spydy. I'm okay now, but 20 minutes ago, not so much. ;)

Bed sounds good, I might do that too. ;)

Oh yeyah ;)
Just wanted to check in, see how everyone is doing :)

Well, goodnight! I loves you lady!

Busy, crazy, still shook up, but otherwise okay. I went shopping today, I'm almost done Christmas shopping, so that's good, only a few more things to get and of course there's the wrapping.

Mainly I'm tired, but that's okay, I'll live. ;)

Night Spydie, love you too, big hugs! :)

*kisses :)

Hugs. :)

Are we doing this again? Hee. Hee. ;)

Grrr, I just got a reddie from a 13 year old newbie and she called me a whore. Nice. Where's my soap, I'm going to wash her mouth out! :(

Grrr, I just got a reddie from a 13 year old newbie and she called me a whore. Nice. Where's my soap, I'm going to wash her mouth out! :(


"Whore" is about the only word she spelled correctly - :D

Good morning... took me all night BUT I got all the squiggly worms BACK into the CAN!!

Stringer (Simply proud that I was able to help... yep)

"Whore" is about the only word she spelled correctly - :D

That's true Judy. I guess you really can't be that insulted if only one word out of 15 is correct. ;)

If one of my kids ever talked like that, they'd be getting a mouthful of liquid soap, I don't mess with bar soap, liquid is easier! ;)

Would you think it was odd if you bought one of those keychain photo things and you just set it up and when you went to download YOUR photos you discovered photos of people you don't already know already on the keychain?

I have been in the "service" industry for almost 40 years. I want you to think about this ------When you call me because your water heater is broken, do you stop to think that YOU may not be my only customer? Or have I been sitting here , by the phone , WAITING for your call?
There has to be some give and take with the service industry and the consumer. If you can get someone to reply immediately or within a 36 hjours window, paying extra fees should be the leats of your worries. I have had customers call me on Christmas Eve to come out a unclog a sink for them be cause they have a houseful of people. Being single , it is not a problem but there is always an extra charge because of the timing. And people and moan about it. Give and take. It is easier that way.

I have been in the "service" industry for almost 40 years. I want you to think about this ------When you call me because your water heater is broken, do you stop to think that YOU may not be my only customer? Or have I been sitting here , by the phone , WAITING for your call?
There has to be some give and take with the service industry and the consumer. If you can get someone to reply immediately or withing a 36 hjours window, paying extra fees should be the leats of your worries. I have had customers call me on Christmas Eve to come out a unclog a sink for them be cause they have a houseful of people. Being single , it is not a problem but ther is always an extra charge because of the timing. And people and moan about it. Give and take. It is easier that way.

I agree. My parents had many rental properties when we were growing up. Tennants were calling almost daily... usually at dinnertime, or some stupid hr. and expect someone to be at there house... like yesterday! If no one showed up in 15 or 20 minutes. to look after silly problems, they would continue to call every few minutes. and would get pretty nasty with not only my parents, but us kids! Most of the time it wasn't even something as serious as a water heater, and anything major. It was usually something stupid like, cold air was coming through the bottom of their door, or their dryer wasn't working... only to find out they just blew a breaker. I remember one C'mas eve, we had a house full of company, and one of the tenants called and she was all excited because she said her house was dark, and she couldn't figure out what happened! So off my Dad went in the middle of our celebration, to go see why she didn't have any lights! Can you say... change your lightbulbs? :rolleyes:

In case it was overlooked on pet peeve.

I have been working with a young man who is getting over a tough time from his past(recent)and is now dating a new girlfriend,I asked if he would like a females perspective about what he is going into.

He is 15,getting past a 'violent' episode and stopped drinking/smoking just a few weeks ago.

Anyone want to add to his thread?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/losing-faith-291789.html

In case it was overlooked on pet peeve.

I have been working with a young man who is getting over a tough time from his past(recent)and is now dating a new girlfriend,I asked if he would like a females perspective about what he is going into.

He is 15,getting past a 'violent' episode and stopped drinking/smoking just a few weeks ago.

Anyone want to add to his thread?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/losing-faith-291789.html

You did a great job with this guy Ken, I liked the way you handled yourself.

Stringer

You did a great job with this guy Ken, I liked the way you handled yourself.

Stringer

Thanks,

I hope the girls can give some good ideas for him too.

Hey K-bles! I went to the thread and it was closed! I would have posted...

Hey K-bles!, I went to the thread and it was closed! I would have posted...

You know,I have a serious idea WHO complained and got it closed,too bad,they can't see the help this young man needs and did it to sooth their own needs.

Man I am steamed,but he and I can chat PM or on another post,as long as he keeps the cussing off the boards.

Thanks for the attempt spidy!:)

You know,I have a serious idea WHO complained and got it closed,too bad,they can't see the help this young man needs and did it to sooth their own needs.

Man I am steamed,but he and I can chat PM or on another post,as long as he keeps the cussing off the boards.

thanks for the attempt spidy!:)


The moderators closed it - if you think that was the wrong decision, contact them. I
Know you have the address.

You know,I have a serious idea WHO complained and got it closed,too bad,they can't see the help this young man needs and did it to sooth their own needs.

Man I am steamed,but he and I can chat PM or on another post,as long as he keeps the cussing off the boards.

thanks for the attempt spidy!:)

No problem bro :)
He could start a new thread or PM me if he likes. Only here for a sec! Gots to get to bed...