Oh my, M, you've never gotten a reddie before?

If I had a dime for every reddie I've ever gotten, I'd have at least 5 bucks! ;)

Nope
My first ever , and it was answering your question :eek:

Here's the link where M got his reddie.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/do-these-boobs-look-real-you-286181.html

I can't give a balancer, I have to spread the rep.

Nope
My first ever , and it was answering your question :eek:


Hey, it's not my fault. Sorry buddy, I guess I'm bad news. :(

I did give her crap, do you feel better now? :o

Any one want in on this one?

She is 14,he is 15.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mental-emotional-health/no-sexual-pleasure-288491.html

Hey, it's not my fault. Sorry buddy, I guess I'm bad news. :(

I did give her crap, do you feel better now? :o

LOL
I wasn't blaming you Alty , I just thought it was funny ;)

Thanks for posting the link , you're a sweety :p

Thanks for posting the link , you're a sweety

I'm a sweety. Yay! :) :) :)

LOL
I wasn't blaming you Alty , I just thought it was funny ;)

Thanks for posting the link , your a sweety :p

I gave you a greenie for the "Troll Spray" before I saw the link... it's a greenie nonetheless... LOL! :D

I gave you a greenie for the "Troll Spray" before I saw the link....it's a greenie nonetheless...LOL! :D

Thanks starby , you're a sweety too ;)

I kind of like the Troll Spray , may have to hang onto it for future reference , anyone want a Can??

KBC, I got your back! :)

KBC, I got your back! :)

What about the rest of me??

I am falling... to... pie... ces...

I knew I would get a reddie for that one,had to happen,yup,sure enough,, EGADS I love kids!! ;)

What about the rest of me??

::blushes:: I was trying to be subtle about that. ;)

Kids are great until they become teens then they're not great until they turn 22. :D

Thank goodness I can't get reddies here! ;)

I have to add. We were all teens once, I know I drove my parents crazy. Heck, the worst thing that could happen is if one of my kids turns out to be a teen like I was. I don't think I could survive that.

Not much has changed since we were teens, except us. ;)

I have to add. We were all teens once, I know I drove my parents crazy. Heck, the worst thing that could happen is if one of my kids turns out to be a teen like I was. I don't think I could survive that.

Not much has changed since we were teens, except us. ;)

Very true,too bad we can't teach the young what we know... OMG I am sounding like... MY PARENTS>>>>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know, me too, it's scary, make it stop. I can actully hear myself saying, "as long as you live under my roof......" I swore I'd never do that! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

As for the teens, they won't listen, did we? I was 14 once, I lived through it, barely. It doesn't matter how many times I tell these teens all my dirty little secrets, they refuse to learn from my mistakes. I wish someone had cared enough to make me see reason.

I just hope my kids listen to me when the time comes. I'd really hate to have to lock them in the basement until they're 30. ;)

Closets work best...

Closets work best....


Should I ask how you know this? :eek:

Should I ask how you know this? :eek:

I saw it in a movie...

I saw it in a movie.....

And the name of this Movie KBC... LOL ;)

Perhaps it was "Flowers in the attic" M.

Wait, couldn't be, they were locked in the attic, not the closet.

Hmmmm, which movie was it Ken? We want to know. A home movie perhaps? ;)

Perhaps it was "Flowers in the attic" M.

Wait, couldn't be, they were locked in the attic, not the closet.

Hmmmm, which movie was it Ken? We want to know. A home movie perhaps? ;)

One which I stared in,, NOPE

Seriously though,I did go through counseling with a VERY VERY pretty girl/woman who was put away in a closet for the behavior like the 14 yr old is talking about(but really she didn't,her step dad thought so and kept her in the closet every time she returned for school,and did it for 4 years)Extreme trauma.

Wow, that's horrible. :(

Now, if we could get the 14 year old a chastity belt, that might be worth looking into. My daughters is already on order for when she turns 14. ;)

I always have to laugh, everyone thinks boys are trouble, they don't compare to a 14 year old girl.

Wow, that's horrible. :(

Now, if we could get the 14 year old a chastity belt, that might be worth looking into. My daughters is already on order for when she turns 14. ;)

I always have to laugh, everyone thinks boys are trouble, they don't compare to a 14 year old girl.

Hard admission here...

My daughter is now 22,single,still recovering from genital warts,, and pregnant.

I am so disappointed with her.But who am I to judge her,her mother and I were pregnant with her at 19 and 20... at least we were together though...

I wasn't there when she was 14,she moved in with me when she turned 16 and left when she was 18,then back last year for 9 months and found out she knew it all... that's when she contracted the std and has been active even with it.

I am ashamed to admit it,but it is what it is.

The child will be born c-section due to the std.

Wow,that last one affected me harder than I expected.

Sorry so earth bound,guess I am getting every one down right now,but the timing was right for this.

Ken, it's good to talk about things that are on your mind.

Okay, you shared, so will I.

I was molested by my cousin when I was 5 years old, my female cousin. That really screwed me up.

From the age of 14 until I met my hubby at 19 I was, for lack of a more politically correct term, a slut. I didn't care about myself one little bit. I too got an STD but I was lucky, a few months of pills and it was all cleared up. I couldn't get pregnant, had a misshapen uterus which I didn't find out about until I was 20. Good thing too, because even though I tell all the teens on the site to use protection, I hardly ever did. I had my first aids test when I was 17 and I was terrified. Once again, I got lucky. Another aids test at 18 because I was raped.

We all have a past, we all have a future, and you're right, it is what it is. There's no use worrying about something you can't change, there's only learning to accept it.

So, now that you know about me, can you accept me? Are you ashamed to know me? If not, then don't be ashamed of your daughter. She's your flesh and blood, she made mistakes, she's paying for them, and she needs you. If you want to talk I'm here, heck, I'll PM you my email address if you want. Just say the word. :)

Ken, it's good to talk about things that are on your mind.

Okay, you shared, so will I.

I was molested by my cousin when I was 5 years old, my female cousin. That really screwed me up.

From the age of 14 until I met my hubby at 19 I was, for lack of a more politically correct term, a slut. I didn't care about myself one little bit. I too got an STD but I was lucky, a few months of pills and it was all cleared up. I couldn't get pregnant, had a misshapen uterus which I didn't find out about until I was 20. Good thing too, because even though I tell all the teens on the site to use protection, I hardly ever did. I had my first aids test when I was 17 and I was terrified. Once again, I got lucky. Another aids test at 18 because I was raped.

We all have a past, we all have a future, and you're right, it is what it is. There's no use worrying about something you can't change, there's only learning to accept it.

So, now that you know about me, can you accept me? Are you ashamed to know me? If not, then don't be ashamed of your daughter. She's your flesh and blood, she made mistakes, she's paying for them, and she needs you. If you want to talk I'm here, heck, I'll PM you my email address if you want. Just say the word. :)

Word

Survivor is on, I'll be back in an hour kids.

Ken, I PM's you. I hope it's okay.

Be good kids, better than me, okay? ;)

word


Already done, I didn't wait. I'm impatient, have you noticed? ;)

Going to go watch survivor but I'll be back.

Ken, chin up, okay, life sucks, but death sucks more. ;) :)

We are story telling here are we? Don't get me started! We all understand Ken. Alty's a pretty good listener too... well when she isn't chasing dogs and bunnies... or Wiggy! LOL!

We are story telling here are we? Don't get me started! We all understand Ken. Alty's a pretty good listener too....well when she isn't chasing dogs and bunnies...or Wiggy!! LOL!!

Wiggy?

You mean she wigs out?

Heck,I do that all the time,, do you know how hard it is NOT to wig out in here sometimes?. :eek:

OH... haha! I didn't get a notification! Wiggy is Alty's hubby!

I do wig out sometimes too, ask Starby, she knows. ;)

Survivor was good, Corrine got voted out. Bye, bye Corrine, don't fall in the alligator pond on the way out, trip. ;)

I'm mean, aren't I? Don't answer that. ;)

I have been dancing with this mikebrit guy about the necessity for medications for about a week now,he seems to think people should 'tough it out' to get past depression.

KILL KILL KILL, no really,it's tough being nice to the ignorant.

I agree with you Ken.

I used to balk at the idea of medication for depression, then both my parents up and died on me within 6 1/2 months of each other.

I've been on them since 2001, I've tried going off them a few times, it's not pretty.

I'm on celexa, it's relatively mild were anti depressants are concerned. It doesn't change my personality, just smooths over some of the rough edges. I know, you're going to say that you like it rough. Is your mouth hanging open in awe? Didn't know I could read minds huh? Hee, hee, na, I just know you guys all too well. ;)

My son is now on meds for his ADHD, a lot of people told me that putting him on meds would be borderline child abuse. He's on something called Stratera. Is it really child abuse to give your child a drug that helps him concentrate, helps him in school, helps him be the kid he wants to be? He's so happy now, he's doing great in school, he's reading, he's writing, he's doing all the things he always wanted to do, all because of a little pill. If that's child abuse then take me to jail and throw away the key!

Drugs have a purpose, and telling someone to tough it out, well that's just crazy! I'd like to see those people in pain, or depressed, or suffering from a disorder. I bet they'd change their tune pretty quick then.

Oooh, that was a vent. :)

Good vent Alty! ;) But now back to the subject at hand! Uhmmm... who's this spring chicken you speak of? And who's old? I'm not very far away you know! I'll get you for that! You're greenie grounded! :p

Ha Ha... Greenie grounded I love it :)

Ok I'm off for the weekend , have fun everyone and thanks for the laughs today ;)

Bye M, have a beer for me, I'm all out. :(

As for the laughs, right back at you babe. ;)

And a nice one at that!

Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

Woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,, hmmm ponder,ponder... )

I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,, know what I mean?

GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out... AHHHH cool.

Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

Got to go read and sleep.

Have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.

... and off in a puff of smoke he goes! The pub is calling! Try not to wear out another set of wheels on the Batmobile! It's getting a little expensive, and we need money in the kitty for the Christmas party! :p

Have a good wkd M!

Good vent Alty!! ;) But now back to the subject at hand! Uhmmm....who's this spring chicken you speak of? And who's old? I'm not very far away ya know! I'll get ya for that! You're greenie grounded! :p

Um, ah, that wasn't me Starby, that was my evil twin, Balty, yup, she snuck in, hit me over the head and started typing. She's a mean one, but don't worry, I have her tied up in the bedroom, she won't get loose, so no worries.

Ken, um, why are you going up to my bedroom? Oh, you're checking on Balty, I see. You'll be back in 3 hours? Why? Oh, you're going to build her a dresser, okay. But 3 hours, that's not enough time to build a dresser. Oh, you meant shelf, okay, and the noise is just you hammering the shelf together, I see. Okay, see you later. ;)

And a nice one at that!!

Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,,,hmmm ponder,ponder...)

I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,,,know what I mean?

GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out....AHHHH cool.

Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

Got to go read and sleep.

have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.


Night Ken. Get some rest, we'll do the world peace thing tomorrow. ;)

NO I was building an UN dresser

And a nice one at that!!

Now I see you 2 chicks are going to gang up on me when I f**k up.

woe be me when the shoes drop(maybe they'll drop off the edge of the bed though,,,hmmm ponder,ponder...)

I have been on celexa since my Lakota(elkhound) got run over.Just sent me in a year long tailspin.since I came back in here I have come to terms with the loss better,the meds just made it less than deadly,,,know what I mean?

GADS I am tired now,you 2 are going to wear me out....AHHHH cool.

Both are added and we will begin the next phase in international peace keeping soon.

Got to go read and sleep.

have a good night everyone,see you in the funny papers tomorrow.

They're dropping like flies Alty... what did we do? Muwahahahaha!

Seriously, I'm sorry to hear about your dog Ken. I do know how that feels too. When stalker boy broke into my house, he stole my dogs that I loved with all my heart! I've never seen them since. I also had a dog that I adored, killed by a hit and run driver. I now have my Niki, and I'm overprotective mommie! I have my vet bill for $323.64 from today at the vet to prove it! No C'mas presents for none of you! ;)

G'nite Ken... sleep well!

OK starby I tried to call that # you gave me and who do I get?? THE RCMP!!

So much for international peace keeping!!

What were you thinking??

OK starby I tried to call that # you gave me and who do I get?????????????????THE RCMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much for international peace keeping!!!!!!

What were you thinking????

Whaaaaatttt?? The RCMP? :eek: Are you sure you dialed right? I'll go look and make sure I wrote it down right. That's weird! LOL!

Nope, I wrote it down right! You must have dialed one # off or something! ;)

JUST KIDDING,, relax,don't do it,when you want to get to it...

But it was a good morning kick in the pants...


This is what we would do when we had a HOCKEY get together and would want a pizza delivered,when the caller would ask the number for the shop,it was the police station we would give them(they were normally too f**ked up to realize that)When the cops answered, well,they were good natured,most times...

And then there were none!

Hmmm,chased off them 'nadiens,, haven't po'd anyone on the site today,, yet.What to do, what to do?

Oh yeah, Hey Starby! Any heat yet?

I'm here, Starby's getting all dolled up, just for you Ken. Yup, it's hair cut time, and maybe a color.

I talked to her around an hour ago, she was just heading out. Her furnace is kaput, gone, done, no longer running. She's freezing her arse off.

I told her to get her butt here, I invited her for Christmas, but she could come early. I have heat. ;)

Dolled up, You must think I am a Kendoll or something!! :p

Had her going this AM,Mounties indeed...

Maybe I could get you to call for a pizza?

Need the number?

***Note to self:Look for that FBI number in Quantico***

I'm not that gullible Ken, I've been around the block a few times, can't fool me. ;)

Starby's getting pretty for you Ken, she can be your barbie girl, blonde, skinny, pretty, breasts that can knock your eyes out. Great, now she really is going to kill me! ;)

Hey, do you have heat? Maybe she can come stay with you for a few years. ;)

I'm not that gullible Ken, I've been around the block a few times, can't fool me. ;)

Starby's getting pretty for you Ken, she can be your barbie girl, blonde, skinny, pretty, breasts that can knock your eyes out. Great, now she really is going to kill me! ;)

Hey, do you have heat? Maybe she can come stay with you for a few years. ;)

LMAO... A few years huh??

You won't call for a pizza then??

Some friend you are... :(

Might be time for ol starby to get some assistance for that furnace... wonder if she asked the US govment for a bail out,in the interest of international relations of coarse... Heck,maybe we all should ask for a few billion,can't hurt to ask,right?

Fine, I'll call for a pizza, can I have your credit card number so I can order it? ;)


Might be time for ol starby

Hee, hee, ol Starby, now you're dead too! Sleep with one eye open, she's going to be mad. ;)

If you don't ask you don't get. I say we should all ask, who knows, it might happen. The suns got to shine on a dogs arse some day.

Fine, I'll call for a pizza, can I have your credit card number so I can order it? ;)



Hee, hee, ol Starby, now you're dead too! Sleep with one eye open, she's going to be mad. ;)

If you don't ask you don't get. I say we should all ask, who knows, it might happen. The suns got to shine on a dogs arse some day.

So what's wrong with that statement... ol starby??

It's a familiarity thingy,you know, a nickname, HEY... Thats a GREAT new nickname for her... hehehehehehe(little devils horns a commin out now... see see? )

Remember,you started it!:D

Credit card number... XXXXXX_XXXXXXX,care of USA Dept. of treasury.

NOW where is my pizza?

Pizza's in the mail, along with your cheque. ;)

I started it? Did I? Um, ah, you helped! ;)


little devils horns a commin out now... see see?

Come closer, let's take a look. Ah, yes, you are a little devil. Me likey! ;)

NAW that's the pointed tail, look up here^^^, no silly that's the back of my head.. geeesh.

I helped? I am innocent... OH yeah,that ISM is back I see

Innocent? Innocent? Ha, I know innocent, you ain't it. ;)

But I thought your horns where under here. Oh, that's not a horn. Are you just happy to see me? ;)

And yes, I do like a little devil, can't help it, bad boys are fun! ;)

I am an angel really,sorry to disappoint you.

I am a good boy,oh yeah, boys don't get this big,I AM A MAN.

And you didn't even ask about my ISM?

Not interested in it then? OK NP

Okay, tell me about your ISM, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

An angel? An angel? Tee, hee, giggle, giggle, whatever you say dear. ;)

ISM= Incredibly Short Memory

Alcoholism,the results of alcohol and incredibly short memories.

So youhave a short memory? Is anything else short? ;)

I'm on the phone with Starby, she says I'm bad. Do you agree?

Alcohol good, in small amounts, 1 beer an hour. ;)

Short,sure lets see...

Attention span... memory.. oh did I say that... umm.. hair... sighted... life expectancy... nails... ex... time on this earth.. memory... already said that... temper on pain pills... of compassion for idiots,even smart idiots... wow this could take all night.

Be back soon,got to rest the brain,it hurts thinking 'bout these shortnesses.

Go rest you weary head, take a "short" nap. ;)

Acchhem! I see all, hear all, know all... smell all! :p Just what have the two of you been up to? Ken doll? Dolled up 'ol Starby? Is that like 'ol Yeller in drag? Y'all aren't going to shoot me are you? Why I out of..!

Acchhem!! I see all, hear all, know all...smell all!! :p Just what have the two of you been up to? Ken doll? Dolled up 'ol Starby? Is that like 'ol Yeller in drag? Y'all aren't gonna shoot me are ya? Why I outta.....!!!

Well,If you'd get your 'ol starby self in here when we are, you could defend yourself from these vicious attacks on your person!. :p

(OH by the way,I added the 'ol starby to my dictionary now,so it isn't looking like a misspell... lol)

Heeellllloooooo ::echo, echo, echo::

Am I all alone here?

Starby? Ken? M? Stringer? Anyone?

Where is everyone, it's not a holiday.

Hey, did anyone notice, my one year anniversary on AMHD is here. Yup, my first anniversary. Yiiiipppppeeeeee!

Come play, come on, you know you want to. ;)

Heeellllloooooo ::echo, echo, echo::

Am I all alone here?

Starby? Ken? M? Stringer? Anyone?

Where is everyone, it's not a holiday.

Hey, did anyone notice, my one year anniversary on AMHD is here. Yup, my first anniversary. Yiiiipppppeeeeee!

Come play, come on, you know you want to. ;)

NOPE you abandened all of us and went away to enjoy that... umm.whats it called... oh yeah, THE REAL WORLD!! :eek:

14361

OK friend beat me to it,

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Gosh M, ::blush:: thank you.

Ken, the real world? You mean this isn't it? Dang, and I had such high hopes.

Sorry but we had company this weekend and hubby also didn't have to work this weekend, so I was catching up on some "quality" time. ;)

OK friend beat me to it,

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!


Danke Ken. :)

Gentlemen, I have a question for you.

Do you agree with this statement?

"Anyone who claims they don't masturbate or never have is lying".

Be honest.

Unless they don't have any arms ;)

LMAO, good point M.

I guess I have to be more specific when dealing with you. ;)

Ha... you sure know how to clear a room... :)

A gentleman wouldn't answer that.

A friend will though.




























Need a friend?

A friend would be nice.

Are any of them here? ;)

Sorry, I was blowing my nose.

A friend would be nice.

Are any of them here? ;)

Y E SSSSSSSSS,I will answer!

"Anyone who claims they don't masturbate or never have is lying".

Unless they are A sexual.

I think it all began when... ok nuff of that thought process.

Now what's the follow up punch line alty? hmmm?

Gosh M, ::blush:: thank you.

Ken, the real world? You mean this isn't it? Dang, and I had such high hopes.

Sorry but we had company this weekend and hubby also didn't have to work this weekend, so I was catching up on some "quality" time. ;)

Don't apologize for being someone with a LIFE for goodness sake!:rolleyes:

I hope you had a great weekend with company and ^hubby^Your a good apple,and I missed you is all.

(Gosh,, what am I doing?? )

You big smoothy Ken ;)

You big smoothy Ken ;)

:eek:Smoothy? isn't smoothy someone in here on occasion?

*Note to self: tell smoothy the name is being plagiarized,contact the sheriff and deputy duck... um.. that's dominatrix duck... oops TMI

Hi guys... what in the heck are you talking about, or should I even dare to go back and read...
Stringer, you got a booger;)

Hey starty
This is what started it all...


Gentlemen, I have a question for you.

Do you agree with this statement?

"Anyone who claims they don't masturbate or never have is lying".

Be honest.

Go back at your own peril.

We are not responsible for the previous posts and accept no responses which address male 'self gratification.'

Got my back guys??

Flu.

Achey all over...

Going to bed... later all.

Night stringer... hope you feel better tomorrow :(

Awww, goll, I can't answer that on a public forum. Not my style. BUT we can all beat up Alty for asking it in the first place. I know just where that post belongs, and it isn't here;)
Alty, gosh girl...

Flu.

Achey all over...

Going to bed......later all.

Ibet if I go back about a year I will see this same post. Stringer, you had a bad cold this time last year, poor baby;) Feel better!

Nite stringer...........hope you feel better tomorrow :(

Thanks M... night.

Ibet if I go back about a year I will see this same post. Stringer, you had a bad cold this time last year, poor baby;) Feel better!

Yep.. flu shot was a dud...

Night big guy;) You will feel better, I promise;)

Friend, "don't cry because its over, smile because it happened." awwwww, I just noticed that is in your sig. So sweet, thanks for bringing that back to me, I just loved it when I heard that, and who I heard it from;) I haven't talked to you in so long, I hope you are well!

KBC, you don't know how good it is to see you here and back into action. Love your honest advice and thought out posts... well... out there in the other threads... heehee

Thanks starty , glad you like it.

I'm actually just about to leave for the day , see you guys :)

Gnight Friend,keep those jokes a flowin.

KBC, you dont know how good it is to see you here and back into action. Love your honest advice and thought out posts....well...out there in the other threads...heehee

Thank you for the ego boost starty,and yes,they need to be 'out there',in here that bad girl alty and her sidekick starby are making the 'little boy' come back.

Guess we all need some fun and friendship once in a while,right?

SOOOO, how have you been,your in and out so often it's hard to pin you down anymore.Busy with ?yoga? Was it?

Awww, I don't have much computer time anymore. That pretty much sums it up aside from the full time job instead of being able to be here all day I actually have to leave and make money... Gosh dammit! I do love my job though. Oh yes KBC we all need each other one way or another.

Night Friend!

I am off for bed too... HUGS!

G'night starty.see you soon

Well I see the reddie bandits are out and after me tonight!

Evening all!

Well I see the reddie bandits are out and after me tonight!

Evening all!

Good morning mistress:eek:uhoh edit time

No, I believe you have that right, and that is what you shall call me! LOL! ;)

Take a look at this jerk who gave me a reddie for no reason! He didn't even respond on the thread! He did a random drive-by reddie! Geeezzz!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/60-women-open-erotic-encounter-another-female-229244-3.html#post1296684

Thanks for the balancer Kenster! Yes, I hardly remembered even posting on that thread! I wish people would read the rules and regs, before they randomly go around handing out reddies for no apparent reason, and on an old thread at that!

Hey,got your back.

Now to look for some thread to return the favor... to him... Just kidding,we don't do that here... or do we?mwahahaha

Taaanks!

Muawahahahaha! Already did it! LOL! It sure didn't take me long to find one either. His total answer, and it was the FIRST reply to someone's questions was... Hahaha! Now that deserved a reddie! Uhmm, last I checked this was an advice site? Not a laugh at someone's question site!

Mornin'! Off to work for me;)
Have a great Monday if there is such a thing;)

What the heck is WRONG with people! Geeezzzzz! I don't get a reddie in months and months, and now two in like 12 hrs. and this person OBVIOUSLY did NOT read how reddies are suppose to be used! He even thanked me in his reddie! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/songs/song-artist-title-289337.html#post1414784

What the heck is WRONG with people!! Geeezzzzz!! I don't get a reddie in months and months, and now two in like 12 hrs., and this person OBVIOUSLY did NOT read how reddies are suppose to be used! He even thanked me in his reddie!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/songs/song-artist-title-289337.html#post1414784

Just came back in and saw this.

Kind of hard to jump him,being he is not only new but agreed with you,, somewhat..

It must be December or something.Sorry ducky,Schmidt happens:)

Starby, I responded to your "reddie" giver too...

I see that Stringy! Thanks! I guess you and I were both writing the same thing to him at the same time. Still makes me damn mad though!

Oh well, not much I can do about it... except campaign for balancers... LOL!

Thanks for the Balancer Chicky! Are you hiding on us? LOL! Good Morning!

I see that Stringy! Thanks! I guess you and I were both writing the same thing to him at the same time. Still makes me damn mad though!

Oh well, not much I can do about it...except campaign for balancers...LOL!

I tried, wouldn't let me...

I tried, wouldn't let me....

That's okay Stringy! But hey, anyone else feel free! ;):D

:) You're welcome... I pop in and out when you all aren't looking...

I'm a wee little Chicky! :)

:) You're welcome... I pop in and out when you all aren't looking...

I'm a wee little Chicky! :)

Is that kind of like "I'Mmmm jest a widdle duckieeee?"

What do we have a barnyard going here? Haha!

This is weird you guys! I woke up this morning, and if feels like someone socked me in the eye! It doesn't look swollen or anything, but it feels like I have a black eye! Weird!

This is weird you guys! I woke up this morning, and if feels like someone socked me in the eye! It doesn't look swollen or anything, but it feels like I have a black eye! Weird!

Hmm... the only thing that I could possibly think of here is; one of those fantasy love dreams that got rough?

Dr. Stringer

Hmm...the only thing that I could possibly think of here is; one of those fantasy love dreams that got rough?

Dr. Stringer

Shhh... I thought that was Dr./Patient confidentiality!

I had a nightmare last night... it was weird - it's been a long time since I've had a nightmare...

Want to know what it was?? I Am Legend - at my house. *shudder*

I'm going to sound totally ignorant here... but I'm assuming that's a movie? I don't get out much you know! LOL!

It looks like Dr. Stringer's services will be in great demand... for a small cost, of course...

May I see your credentials please Dr. Smith? Lastime I saw a Dr. without seeing his degrees, he turned out to be a QUACK! :p

Urgh... yes. It's a nasty movie (sorry if any of you liked it!) that I wasn't prepared for.

I was told, "It's Will Smith's new movie!!! C'mon, let's go!" and I went... like an idiot. Its about these light avoiding vampire things that attack the last man left alive on Staten Island - Will Smith. In the process of the movie, he has to kill his dog because he was bitten by a vampire dog... and is changing...

That was IT for me... you don't kill the dog! Sheesh!

So my dream? Vampire things attacking my house, clawing their way in from the roof and windows...

Needless to say, I woke up with a migrane and a shattered psyche!

... and Chicky, you better find out if he's "Cheep"

Lol :)

Urgh... yes. Its a nasty movie (sorry if any of you liked it!) that I wasn't prepared for.

I was told, "It's Will Smith's new movie!!! C'mon, let's go!" and I went... like an idiot. Its about these light avoiding vampire things that attack the last man left alive on Staten Island - Will Smith. In the process of the movie, he has to kill his dog because he was bitten by a vampire dog.... and is changing....

That was IT for me.... you don't kill the dog! Sheesh!

So my dream? Vampire things attacking my house, clawing their way in from the roof and windows....

Needless to say, I woke up with a migrane and a shattered psyche!

Eeeekkkk! :eek: I'll stay away from the movie! My dreams are weird enough. I dream from the time I fall asleep, until the time I wake up... EVERY night! Or anytime I sleep. It's really annoying sometimes. It feels like I don't get any rest!

Urgh... yes. Its a nasty movie (sorry if any of you liked it!) that I wasn't prepared for.

I was told, "It's Will Smith's new movie!!! C'mon, let's go!" and I went... like an idiot. Its about these light avoiding vampire things that attack the last man left alive on Staten Island - Will Smith. In the process of the movie, he has to kill his dog because he was bitten by a vampire dog.... and is changing....

That was IT for me.... you don't kill the dog! Sheesh!

So my dream? Vampire things attacking my house, clawing their way in from the roof and windows....

Needless to say, I woke up with a migrane and a shattered psyche!

Okay, that is a good beginning. Now what does this have to do with something that happened when you were a very little girl? Why did you hate your brother? What were you deprived of when you were a child?

Okay let it go... tell me all so that the doctor can help...

Starby, we need to have a session also... I think. AND my degree is in a vault in Hawaii... ha ha. And, that is Dr. Stringer my dear...

Hellooooooooo o.o.

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1031

Oooooookkkkkkaaaaaaaaay?!

Hi everyone.

Ken, M, sorry I didn't respond the other day. My computer decided to have a hissy fit, it's still not completely happy today.

Hubby and I are working on it, so I don't know how long I'll be here before it goes kaput again.

Darn puters, what can you do? Anyone have a hammer? ;)

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Hi everyone.

Ken, M, sorry I didn't respond the other day. My computer decided to have a hissy fit, it's still not completely happy today.

Hubby and I are working on it, so I don't know how long I'll be here before it goes kaput again.

Darn puters, what can you do? Anyone have a hammer? ;)

Whew:)thought we had chased you off:p

Bad puter,hubby need any help,I have a very big hammer,it persuades a lot of electronics.You should see the last circular saw it 'repaired'(retired more like)... :rolleyes:

:) Thanks M, now I feel better. :)

Whew:)thought we had chased you off:p

Bad puter,hubby need any help,I have a very big hammer,it persuades a lot of electronics.You should see the last circular saw it 'repaired'(retired more like)...:rolleyes:


Hee, hee, I gave the puter a good punch, it should work for a while. Seems I picked up a virus somewhere, probably Facebook. :(

I'll get it figured out, I'm pretty good with electronic devices, and battery operated ones too. ;)

Had to retire my cell phone today,bad crack,flipfloppin lid, battery operated too.. hmmm,and it even V I B R A T E S

I'll get it figured out, I'm pretty good with electronic devices, and battery operated ones too. ;)

Tsk tsk :rolleyes:

M, you're just jealous. ;)

Ken, hmmm, vibrates you say. Sad that it's gone. :(

vibrates you say. Sad that it's gone. :(

Nooo it's right here,sitting,waiting for a new home!!

They don't confiscate the old ones anymore,might need a back-up,case the new one goes all virus like or sumptin.

(like the slang? been taking notes from the newbies... lol)

Sumptin, sumptin. :)

Sorry, had to go for a while, kids baths, books, bed then I lay down for a while, headache.

Did I tell you guys that I am allergic to farm animals.

Not sure if I mentioned it before or not.

Well on my way home...

Take care and Goodnight...

Joe

Did I tell you guys that I am allergic to farm animals.

Not sure if I mentioned it before or not.

Well on my way home...

Take care and Goodnight...

Joe

?? :confused:??

Care to explain??

Joe, how did you find out you where allergic to farm animals? Enquiring minds want to know. ;)

SOOOO, where is the originator of this rant and rave post?

No new rants(except the weather,been taught by the local farmers to rant about it,no matter what the weather is.:p )

Okay, I'll rant about the weather.

It's cold, and it's snowing, and cold, there's snow, and it's cold. I hate winter!

Why do I live here? Someone remind me. Why don't I live in Hawaii, or California?

Ken, how's the weather in Illinois? Is it warmish? Maybe I'll hop a plane, come visit until spring. ;)

I hate winter!!

Oooh, got my hair cut, it looks okay. ;)

Ken, how's the weather in Illinois? Is it warmish? Maybe I'll hop a plane, come visit until spring. ;)

I hate winter!!!!!!!

Oooh, got my hair cut, it looks okay. ;)

Cold,Cold,Windy,Windy.Typical Chicago weather:(

Looks OK? You didn't like the cut?

I have a really strong electric current,and with a little water mixed in,well, the hair just curls and curls and then gets crispy... :p

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Hahaha... you can all thank me for that little diddy at the bottom of every post ;)

Well, they said they were already planning it but Im going to take some credit for it until someone else does

Wait a tic... where am I? I just stepped in a can of something squishy

Did I tell you guys that I am allergic to farm animals.

Not sure if I mentioned it before or not.

Well on my way home...

Take care and Goodnight...

Joe

LMAO! Thanks for my laugh of the day Joe! We've missed you! I hope everything is well with wifey and little cheeks!

(Ohhh... you're not allergic to Ducks though right?? )

wait a tic... where am I?? I just stepped in a can of something squishy

Dr. Jshizzle, you have to watch where you step around here! Sometimes the Bunny (Alty) hops in and sh*ts all over the place! :eek:

Me? I didn't do anything, it was Ken! :)

Hey Dr. J, glad you popped in. I guess I didn't give you much choice though, I pretty much dragged your arse here. :)

Here's a blast from the past.

YouTube - The Karate Kid - Cruel Summer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmFvL1HckJI&feature=related)

Anyone else drinking? Am I all alone? Cheers! :)

Should I make supper? Do I have to? Why do I? Why can't someone else? Isn't that why I have a husband? He's got to be good for something, right? Kidding, jeesh. ;)

Yeah... now I have a hole in my britches!

Drinking? Im still at work and its not Friday (beer day).

But I will be home soon and will surely join y'all for a drink!

Me? I didn't do anything, it was Ken! :)



?? ME I did WHAT?? :eek:

I don't leave ANYTHING on the floor in here(only love and compassion)

You are the bunny's and duckies, they leave cucka all over the place.

New rant... blame where the blame needs to be... HRUMPH:mad: (scrooge kicks butt,and so does Those 2 old guys from the muppets) :D

Statler and Waldorf, I love them! :)

YouTube - Waldorf and Statler- They Like It? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSF0Gi7oM0&feature=related)

Statler and Waldorf, I love them! :)

YouTube - Waldorf and Statler- They Like It? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSF0Gi7oM0&feature=related)

Youtube is doing maintenance I guess,can't crack any smiles listening to those guys for now:(

:confused:And who is this new starbuck(s21)?:confused:

Got a get this cleared up,might have to send a hit... um.. person to go get them... ;)

She's an imposter I tell you... she is trying to impersonate me! She's not doing a good job! LOL!

No one can impersonate the duck, she's one of a kind. I do have to admit though, it threw me for a loop when I saw her username. Way too close to yours, I think some people will be confused.

Going to hit the hay.

Night kids. :)

Hey Starby... you know what they say... Imitation is the highest form of compliment! :) You must be doing something right!

LOL! G'mornin Chickypoo! How are you?

Good... its raining here though... sad... it should be snowing!

Man, I need more coffee...

Uhmmm... want me to send you some snow? It's not a problem... really! We've got plenty to spare! It looks pretty outside with all of the decorations and lights sure! But it keeps raining, then freezing, then snowing, then raining, then freezing! Try walking or driving on that! YUK! I get so scared I'm going to fall and hurt my hip and back even more.

And the kids around here think they are bullet proof, and are racing up and down the main roads while everyone is out trying to do C'mas stuff, and they are crashing into people! It's okay though, mommy and daddy will just buy them a new BMW. I'm am in "the can of worms" aren't I? LOL!

Lol... yeah... I know it. Send some of that snow down! :)

I would love to! It would tick my parents right off! Hahaha!

:D

I just saw the new Starbuck... weird...

She seemed to be following me everywhere I went lastnite!

Really?? That's creepy...

There is 3 inches of snow in TX/Louisiana.

Can you imagine that,the traffic pile-ups are going to take weeks to clear.

Really??? that's creepy....

Yeah, just a little! ;)

3" of snow Kenster?. bite me! LOL!

3" of snow Kenster?....bite me!! LOL!!

That much snow down there is like record breaking,and Neck breaking.:p

I lived down there for a while,the southerners don't understand how to drive in snow:eek:,they never see it!

Oh, and don't get me confused with KENSTARR,Kenster is OK though... lol

:) I have no problems with my name... there's only one Historian Chick, probably because its an oxymoron... ;)

That much snow down there is like record breaking,and Neck breaking.:p

I lived down there for a while,the southerners don't understand how to drive in snow:eek:,they never see it!

Oh, and don't get me confused with KENSTARR,Kenster is ok though....lol

We got dumped on the other night! Our first big one of the yr. and certainly not our worst or last! We've got about 2'... and drifts. It keeps on raining and snowing, and raining and snowing. It's like a 2' snow covered ice rink! Niki jumps into the snow, and I can't find her! LOL!

Yeah Chicky, I don't think you have to worry about another Historian Chickadee! ;)

:) I have no problems with my name... there's only one Historian Chick, probably because its an oxymoron.... ;)

Who called you a moron? :mad:

OHH OXY moron(is that some kind of new cleaning solution? )(for morons?) :D

Lol... ha ha, Kenster... :)

Who called you a moron??:mad:

OHH OXY moron(is that some kind of new cleaning solution??)(for morons?) :D

I wish there WAS a cleaning solution for morons! Good idea! Get a patent and we'll figure something out! This could be a major breakthrough! :D

You could almost guarantee the men would look at this product(right after 'she' throws it at him... :p )

Maybe a gag gift through Spencers Gifts.A little tube saying "Cleaning solutions from 'her' for 'you' "And have a bottle of water in it,maybe a sponge,apron,, naw the apron wouldn't fly... how about a dew rag?

How 'bout a toilet brush using this "product" with a video game attached to the brush? He could clean the toilet and play games at the same time! The game would have to be programed to pause whenever he stopped cleaning, and if he stopped 3 times in a row, he gets a swirly! LOL!

Euuuuwwwww A toilet brush??

What in the heck is that?:p

It's like a big toothbrush! BIG SMILE... I'll show you!

You kids are silly.

No apron, a loincloth is better. ;)

Can we cancel Christmas this year, I'm not ready! Grrrrrrr, who thought this thing up anyway? It's like planning a wedding every year. All this fuss for one day! I need a vacation.

Ken, you up for a visitor or two. I'll pick up Starby on my way. ;)

Christmas came way to fast this year Alty.

It is hard to prepare for this year, but going back to the true Christmas without the commercialism, hmmm. There is a weeny teeny rant from me. I hate commercialism of Christmas. Can not believe how many people literally BUY into it. Line ups 30 people long lining up to be slaughtered like pigs.

Starby, not allergic to ducks.

I was visiting family that has a horse farm.. I wanted to ride the horse. After getting on the horse not too much longer my eyes and airways swelled up and gasping for air and was rushed to the hospital.

So Yep allergic severely when I was younger. Cats were even worse, sorry cat lovers.

Okay, That's it for today, can you guys rate my rant from 1 being the worse to 10 being the best??

Ken, you up for a visitor or two. I'll pick up Starby on my way. ;)

Only if you bring a heck of a lot of BEER:eek:

Of course I quit drinking 8 years ago,I'll watch!!

Hey,did anyone know you can't ask for someone to PM you?

Christmas came way to fast this year Alty.

It is hard to prepare for this year, but going back to the true Christmas without the commercialism, hmmm. There is a weeny teeny rant from me. I hate commercialism of Christmas. Can not believe how many people literally BUY into it. Line ups 30 people long lining up to be slaughtered like pigs.

Starby, not allergic to ducks.

I was visiting family that has a horse farm.. I wanted to ride the horse. After getting on the horse not to much longer my eyes and airways swelled up and gasping for air and was rushed to the hospital.

So Yep allergic severly when I was younger. Cats were even worse, sorry cat lovers.

Okay, Thats it for today, can you guys rate my rant from 1 being the worse to 10 being the best???

Awww Joe! That has got to suck! That's got to be right up there in the rant ratings! I'll give it a high 8! I guess that means little cheeks can rule out Daddy teaching him to ride a horse then hey? There's always Merry-go-Rounds! ;) What about puppies? Are you allergic to puppies too? That would be sad! :( Look on the bright side! You're not allergic to Ducks! QUACK! :D

Only if you bring a heck of a lot of BEER:eek:

Of course I quit drinking 8 years ago,I'll watch!!!

Hey,did anyone know you can't ask for someone to PM you?

Uhhmm, no I didn't! What is the reason for that? :confused:

It's the witching hour!!

Where, oh where, are all those little kiddies?I have some CANDY for you!

I am making a new table.

All the scraps left from the past few years.I assembled strips together made of mahogany,oak,and walnut.

The legs( I like these... :p) are ash from town( a tree fell and the local 'portable saw mill' came and made lots of nice dimensional wood from it,a few years back)

I'll be done with it soon and will post pics(If anyone is interested)

KBC

Anyone still here?

I'm here Spydie, at least in spirit, actually, no, the spirit is also weak.

I'm not feeling good, in fact, I feel lousy, crappy, yucky, not happy, downright miserable. The bad news, I still have way too much to do and I'm running out of time.

Someone shoot me, please, just do it, it's the humane thing to do, really, do it, do it, do it!! Arrrrrrrrr, I can't wait until Jan 2. ;)

I've been sick for two weeks and whooping cough is going around. Yay me! I can't wait for 'black' December to be over either. I started my new job and I've been pushing myself waaay too hard. They hired me as a temp and then they told me to take the civil service test so they can hire me on as a permanent employee. They bad thing is they mailed my check to me on Wednesday and I won't get it until Monday because I work out of state. Blah. I feel you alty...

We should start an anti Christmas campaign. Who wants to ban Christmas, sign here! ;)

It's not that I don't like Christmas, but really, it's too commercial, just once I'd like to actually sit, relax and enjoy Christmas, but it's never going to happen. I'm the one who cleans, cooks, bakes, wraps, decorates, entertains etc. etc. etc.

Hubby decided that we were going to have his family over for boxing day. He said to me "I think we should do boxing day dinner" We? Who's this we he's talking about? We don't do anything, it's me. What does he do? He sleeps until 2pm, gets up, showers and then greets the guests. In the meantime I've been up since 6am cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids and pets. Then the guests come and he offers drinks, is the perfect host and makes it sound like he did all the work. Okay, yes, I'm angry, sorry, have to vent. :(

Don't be sorry, can of worms right? I have to travel for longer than I get to stay at my familys' houses.

Those years are behind me Spydie. We used to make 3 stops on Christmas eve. My Grandmas, my parents and then hubby's mom. My grandma just died a few weeks ago, my parents died in 2001 and hubby's mom died March 2007. I'd do anything to have that craziness back.

Well you could drive to Ohio to visit me and you'll get plenty of craziness. I love the time I spend with my family, otherwise I wouldn't travel so much. I don't like to think of my parents or grandparents getting older. I can't imagine losing any of them. I still have great-grandparents for heaven's sake! Jack is the 5th generation.

Wow, Great Grandparents?

I have no Grandparents left and both my parents and both hubby's parents are deceased. Gosh, I feel old. ;)

I lost both my parents when I was 30. Now you just have to do the math to figure out how old I am. ;)

I'm a youngin:) Aww your'e not that old Alty. I'm 22. My mommy is 43. And after that I have no clue how old my grandparents and great-grandparents are. Zach's great grandmother is 94 and still chipper

You're mom is only 5 years older than me Spydie! :eek:

I've got to go get my cane now, and maybe take my teeth out. Sigh, I feel ancient all of a sudden. I can't even remember being 22. ;)

Well now, my mom gets fiesty now that I'm grown. She used to seem so proper. Then she tells a dirty joke and it just floors me. And I never heard her say a 'dirty' word until last year when she called some guy an a-hole when she was driving. It just seems that the older I get the younger my mother seems

Isn't that cool, to be able to relate to the parents on 'their' level?

I know! I understand them so much more, and I feel like I can be friends with my mom now. I wish I could have opened up to her, like I can now, when I was a teenager though.

Yes I'm 38, but I'm not the average 38 year old. I swear (not in front of my kids) I love a dirty joke, love sex talk, heck, love sex! I have a tattoo, I wear whatever I like, I'm pretty easy going, relaxed, laid back, and right now, a bit tipsy. ;)

Wow, I need to lie down. ;)

Sounds like you don't need to lie down alone... ;)
I actually need to get to bed. Jack has a cold and I don't like all that snot building up in his chest... I like to be able to hear him.
You feelin' better Ken? If you still need to talk I can stay up a little longer.

Sounds like you don't need to lie down alone...;)
I actually need to get to bed. Jack has a cold and I don't like all that snot building up in his chest....I like to be able to hear him.
You feelin' better Ken? If you still need to talk I can stay up a little longer.

I am going to make it,thanks for being there and I have the other info,I am not a face book person(yet) it seems to be a new trick and I am an old dog... modern stuff intimidates me and it might end up being a new addiction if I get to like it too much... HA(excuses and Arse openings,every one has 'em)

I started my Facebook page this past October, so I'm kind of new too. Ha, well goodnight. And I'm glad you are feeling a little better! Good luck with that.
Night night

Facebook is fuuuun Ken! It's simple... nothin to it! I just got in a fight earlier today... LOL! I should never get involved in a discussion about dogs! ;)

Did Spidey and Alty go to bed?

Facebook is fuuuun Ken! It's simple...nothin to it! I just got in a fight earlier today...LOL! I should never get involved in a discussion about dogs! ;)

Did Spidey and Alty go to bed?

Yeah they pooped out and abandoned me again:(

A fight? A fight? Tell all, do tell all!!

*NOTE... about time someone else complained instead of me:rolleyes:

Well what the heck? I just answered you... and the whole thing disappeared... it was here two seconds ago... geeezzzz!

What I WAS going to say, is I'm one of two admins. Of a site on Facebook. The group is Stop Animal Over Population, where we are raising money for people in our area to get their pets spayed and neutered. I made a comment in another group, where some girl asked for the picture and video we have on our site to be taken down. I responded and said that it won't be, and then went on to make other general comments. Well she had a fit, and it turned into one big circus! Fun, Fun, Fun!

A pic taken down? What was it? A scientific dissection of a dog?

Haha! No I've got the same video posted on here too! I'll give you the link!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/puppymills-backyard-breeders-285842.html

Haha! No I've got the same video posted on here too! I'll give ya the link!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/puppymills-backyard-breeders-285842.html

You know, I couldn't watch the whole thing.

I am not sure my heart could take the strain,after reading the other posts,before I watched,I think I was smart by doing that.

MAYBE this girl who wanted it removed had a point... but if it offends her, well,, she don't need to watch it now does she?

Well the point of the video is, if you can't watch it, then you shouldn't be breeding. It's reality, and sometimes people need reality to slap them in the face in order to get them to understand how many unwanted animals are put down every single moment of everyday, just because they think their dog is so absolutely adorable, the they decide to be a backyard breeder, and have absolutely no experience, and haven't done any research whatsoever! I talked to a girl today, and she was soooo happy, because TWO of her dogs had just had litters. She didn't have a clue what she was doing, but was thrilled that she made a deal with a pet store in Calgary to sell them at top price. WOOHOO! How sad.

There were 14 puppies in all, and one was born without eyeballs, and another with a cone shaped head! But she justified herself, by saying that it was "Gods" will, and they weren't meant to live! Sick!. just sick!

What the heck is up with AMHD tonight? It just took me 10 minutes for that post to come up. I got redirected, and it said something about... if I want to post a poll, I can do so now! Whaaatt? A poll? What the heck kind of poll? Weird!

What the heck is up with AMHD tonite? It just took me 10 mins for that post to come up. I got redirected, and it said something about...if I want to post a poll, I can do so now! Whaaatt?? A poll? What the heck kind of poll? Weird!!

I agree with the first one... sick is putting it lightly.

I also am having difficulties with posts tonight.mine are like tar,or nothing at all for many minutes.. hmm... who's that knockin' on my door... OHH yeah, it's the internet gremlins coming to take all my info away!!

I agree with the first one...sick is putting it lightly.

I also am having difficulties whit posts tonight.mine are like tar,or nothing at all for many minutes..hmm...who's that knockin' on my door....OHH yeah, it's the internet gremlins comping to take all my info away!!!

Gremlins? :eek::eek::eek: Run for your life!!

No worries, I've kicked their sorry behinds out of the system and sent them to Uncle Bill ;)

LOL! Thanks Benster! :D (who's Uncle Bill? Hahaha)

That'd be Gates ;)

That'd be Gates ;)

Ahhhh, I was hoping you weren't sending stuff to my Uncle Bill... you never know what he would do with it! He's a weird guy with a comb over! LOL! :p

Got any raid?I hear it takes the kick out of 'em real quick like...

AND?? No sooner than alty signs off,, you pop in for a visit... Are you 2 one in the same??

Hmmm... interesting! Alty does have a rather low voice! LOL! Do you think she's been messin with us all this time?

Hmmm....interesting!! Alty does have a rather low voice! LOL!

Now whose in for what? Low voice indeed:p

I know... I'm in for an A$$ kicking now aren't I? Bring it on Alty! LOL! ::hiding::

I know....I'm in for an A$$ kickin now aren't I? Bring it on Alty! LOL! ::hiding::

I'm selling the TICKETS $5.00 for the cheap seats,all others negotiable (with me of course)

YouTube - BURTON CUMMINGS - "I'm Scared" (1977) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uclve3rug90&feature=related)

LOL!

You know what mama said?"Son if ya scared, say ya scared"

* Note, you have to HEAR it to really appreciate the southern twang.

I talk to princess Rebby all of the time... I can do the southern twang quite well! I also lived in Fla. for awhile, and all of my friends were from Georgia, Tennessee, and a few from Iowa and Nebraska!

On our way down to FL. we stopped in a place called Nemaha, Nebraska. My bro and I went to pick up a six pack of Budweiser. The guy behind the bar looked at my bro (he's 6'7") We asked for our beer, and the bartender said... youuu wan whaaat? D'ya mean a half sack 'o Bud?. how old are you boy? My bro told him 23. The guy said sh*t boy... yer just a pup!

Still makes me laugh. He was the bartender with the 10 gallon hat, the butt crack, and the works! It was so funny. We sat and partied with them all night. They couldn't get enough of OUR accents!

Well you know,those small 'hick' towns don't see many Illegal Aliens from up north too often,got to make sure y'all isn't some kind of revanuer of someptin... lol

Well after the bar closed, we went out onto the street in this small hick town, and everyone opened up their trunks and blasted their music on Main St, and danced in the middle of the street! Then when it started to rain, we moved the party into the bomb shelter! LOL!

Heya heya. I'm only here for a sec. I'll log on again tonight. How goes the struggle comrades?

Heya heya. I'm only here for a sec. I'll log on again tonight. How goes the struggle comrades?

Curleyben ran off the gremlins, what a guy!

I am settled(for the moment)Thanks again for the chat last night,I needed it!

What's up for you today?shopping,or like me,, laundry?

Oh, it's cool, K-bles. I'm getting ready to take a nap because jack's asleep. I'll be hopping back on tonight. Probably around 11 or 12. It's 220pm right now. Just wanted to give a shout out... I'll catch you on the flip siiide.

Get some sleep in while little Jackster is a sleepy boy Spidey! Catch you later!

I know....I'm in for an A$$ kickin now aren't I? Bring it on Alty! LOL! ::hiding::

Come out, come out wherever you are little ducky. I'm getting the pot ready and the stuffing, you will be a crispy ducky indeed. :)

Low voice, I know, I thought it was sexy though. :(

I'm still hiding in my secret hiding place... you can't catch meeee! I can seeee youuuu but youuuu can't see meeeee! :p

You can run but you can't hide ducky, I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. Muwahahahahahaha! :)

I can seeee youuuu but youuuu can't see meeeee!! :p

Want to bet ;)

Eeekkkkkk! Give a girl some warnin will you! Caught me nakie AGAIN!!

Ahhhhh, the all knowing, all seeing Ben is here. :)

Ben, I'll invite you for duck dinner if you tell me where Starduck is hiding. Extra crispy skin with all the fixings, red wine, bring the wife and kids, there's plenty for all of us, she's a really big duck.

Now I'm going to hide. :eek:

Don't trust her Ben, it's a trick! We can always change up the menu and have a nice hot Bunny Stew! I'll make some homemade bread, and we can savour the flavour!

I want homemade bread!

You need to hide me first Starty! They're after meeee!

Bunny is to gamey, duck is so much better. :)

Besides, could you eat this?

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Starby, come on over, I need to clean and I can't get my mind nor body to get in gear. Lazy me;)
Alty, you are right that I could not eat that, no way no how.
It was the last day of bow hunting for does today, and it just so happens that one was gotten on our property:( I don't mind really but just the thought of me looking out the window and seeing them daily, one of the mamas are gone now.

I can't watch them shoot anything. I went bow hunting with an old boyfriend a few times, but I had to close my eyes. I just couldn't watch. After that, all I would do was go out spotting with him. That was fun. The killing part?. not so much!

How have you been Starty girl?

Fine, I have been fine. I am listening to the kids play cards and I am supposed to be up cleaning... NO WAY, I don't want to

I know what you mean, I can't watch either.

We went to the snow yesterday, had a huge bon fire and lots of chili and hotdogs, it was great and we got to let the kids run wild and sled. Drying snow gear as we speak! THE DRIVING part scared me half to death, we were up in a canyon so the road is really tiny and not enough room for a good 2 feet of snow and us. We have 4 wheel drive and YES I AM FROM ALASKA but never did I ever pull my hat down over my face (like I did yesterday) while Dustin drove and almost put us in ditches and over the edge. I almost peed my pants and wanted so bad to just get home. My kids said I was a weeney and I felt like one... gosh BUT, it was a wonderful day and I couldn't have asked for better company or food. That is all that really matters anyway;)

HOW ABOUT my Starby girl, how are you?

I'm good! Behind on everything as usual, LOL! We've got a ton of snow too, and it went down to -40 lastnite! (I think that's the same in Fahrenheit and celcius) Brrrrrr! It's -24 Fahrenheit right now.

I know what you mean about the roads too! For about a week we had freezing rain, then it would snow on top of that, melt a little, rain again, freeze, and snow again. It's like one big skating rink out there! Everyone is so ticked off at the city, because no one can make it up the hills to get home, because they aren't sanding on time! So it's hard to get C'mas stuff done, because everyone is sliding everywhere, getting in accidents, and getting stuck! Yeay winter!

I'm waiting until tomorrow to call the vet. Got a message from the vet on Friday, that is scaring me. It was about Niki's blood work. :( He just told me to call first thing Monday. He called right at closing time, and I missed his call, so now I have to sit here and wonder what's up!

I know what you mean about the roads too! For about a week we had freezing rain, then it would snow on top of that, melt a little, rain again, freeze, and snow again. It's like one big skating rink out there! Everyone is so ticked off at the city,

Uggg the roads huh?

Illinois had proposed to only plow in the AM before the rush hour and PM only for rush hour..

This was to save money... :rolleyes:

Imagine going to town(I live so far out its country road for 7 miles till a main one)and thinking you are going to be OK once you get to the main road and it's just as bad as the back roads too!:eek:

Needless to say,that didn't float,they have finally rethought that idea.. save money... yeah right.

Sounds like where my ex and I lived. It was about 6 miles to the hwy. and there were drifts like crazy. I'd be lucky to actually get to the hwy. but then when I did, yes it was just as bad. Not drifts, but very slippery, and it was 20 mls into town. I hated driving into the city every morning at 7am to make it to work by 8. It was dark in the morning when I left, and dark when I drove home. It sucked! I went into the ditch many times, and had to walk miles to get home, because my ex was always out somewhere, drinking with his friends! Such a sweetheart he was!

What,no sarcasm smiley?

I guess you really do miss him,don't you?:p

Oh terribly! Like I miss an ugly, oozing, seeping, blistering, stinky, bloody wart on the bottom of a maggot infested smelly foot that is walking on the scum that feeds off the scum at the bottom of a polluted pond! :D

(Did I gross everyone out now?) LOL!