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Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 10:30 PM
Veeery funeeeee...
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/10723/2/Evil_Evil_Evil_Bono.ashx
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 10:46 PM
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/sex.jpg
starbuck8
Sep 12, 2008, 11:23 PM
STARDUCK!!!!! GET ready hon......YOU are going to LOVE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGVIDS (http://omgvids.com/badday.php)
And this is interesting..... "The top ten all time comedies; these two are first and second!
1. Duck Soup - (1933) (Marx Brothers)
2. Some Like It Hot - (1959) (Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, Marilyn Monroe)
So THAT'S the guy who stole my sledge hammer! :mad: I's going to track him down and make him paaayyyyy! I want to do it myself... no fair!! LMAO!
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:26 PM
So THAT'S the guy who stole my sledge hammer!! :mad: I's gonna track him down and make him paaayyyyy!! I want to do it myself.......no fair!!!!!! LMAO!!
See... I thought that I was doing you a favor... you could live this through the virtual world... and when you play it, your 'puter will see it and take it as a warning!:D
rpg219
Sep 12, 2008, 11:31 PM
For the old crowd... and NO I don't mean age sillies, heehee
Didn't want anyone to miss baby Lia
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/baby-rankranks-arrival-story-259887.html
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:39 PM
For the old crowd............and NO I don't mean age sillies, heehee
Didn't want anyone to miss baby Lia
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/baby-rankranks-arrival-story-259887.html
She is beautiful, thanks for the thread R.
starbuck8
Sep 12, 2008, 11:39 PM
See...I thought that I was doing you a favor...you could live this through the virtual world...and when you play it, your 'puter will see it and take it as a warning!:D
Oh thanks for the memory test Sir String! My puter could only wish it has as much memory as I do! :p Try doing that when puter freezes on you halfway through and try and remember where S*it is... LOL! :p
Hi rp!
rpg219
Sep 12, 2008, 11:41 PM
Sure thing Stringer ;)
Hiya Starby! Just up doing some reading... gotta hit the sack in a sec.
You have a good night... sweet dreams :)
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:42 PM
Garbage men (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/9faa0e6c40)
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:42 PM
Oh thanks for the memory test Sir String! My puter could only wish it has as much memory as I do!! :p Try doin that when puter freezes on you halfway through and try and remember where S*it is...LOL! :p
Hi rp!
Sometimes, you are damn funny... :D
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:44 PM
Sure thing Stringer ;)
Hiya Starby! Just up doing some reading....gotta hit the sack in a sec.
Ya'll have a good night.....sweet dreams :)
Night R.:)
starbuck8
Sep 12, 2008, 11:51 PM
G'nite rp... sweet dreams back at you!
Stringy... Ducky gets silly when she hasn't had sleep... which is... uhmmmm... always?? So I guess I'm just a silly Duck! Never did I imagine that I would grow up to be a duck... ohhhh duck!! :p
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:58 PM
G'nite rp.....sweet dreams back at ya!
Stringy....Ducky gets silly when she hasn't had sleep....which is....uhmmmm....always??? So I guess I'm just a silly Duck! Never did I imagine that I would grow up to be a duck....ohhhh duck!!!! :p
That's OK... we all know you... :eek: :rolleyes: :p :D :)
Stringer
Sep 12, 2008, 11:59 PM
The most epic GMod Rube Goldberg video ever - Garry's Mod video (http://www.wegame.com/watch/The_most_epic_GMod_Rube_Goldberg_video_ever/)
Very interesting... It must have taken a lot of time to put this together...
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 12:20 AM
The sad thing is... it was probably a 12 yr old kid that put that together in a day! :p LOL!
It's funny that puter isn't sticking his tongue out at me for a whole hr now... WOW!
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 12:51 AM
More in our advancement of knowledge of our feathered ha ha "friends;"
Ducks' Opinions of Me « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. (http://graphjam.com/2008/08/12/song-chart-memes-ducks-opinions-of-me/)
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 01:09 AM
This one is for Alty...
Jaws in 30 seconds with bunnies. (http://www.angryalien.com/0804/jawsbunnies.asp)
Good night... I mean good morning...
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 01:16 AM
I jinxed myself by saying that puter was being nice to me. :( Freakin puter!
G'nite all... I've had it for the day... eve... night... what time of day is it? :p
Unknown008
Sep 13, 2008, 02:23 AM
Today is Saturday! Hi everyone!
Starby, wasn't it 2.15am when you last posted, well, its now 3.15, one hour later. Those puters!! They say they are more that and that, but they never say that problems go up too!
Oh no, I had a reddie... sigh... by Capuchin. But I said that I was not sure! Oh, cruel world! Anybody can fix that for me? I swear that I did not edit my post.
EDIT: See for yourself if you want to 'fix' that, I don't want to impose...
ISneezeFunny
Sep 13, 2008, 07:25 AM
Guten morgen all!
I don't think I've ever been this happy to see rain!! RAIN!! I woke up to RAIN! This means... no ground pounding for me... just sitting at sbucks and doing my secondary apps! Woo hoo!
Well... still got work in about 30 minutes, but still, woo hoo!
How's everyone's Saturday morning (for some of us... saturday night) going?
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 07:52 AM
Doing fine Sneeze, thanks.
Has the business continued to increase?
Alty
Sep 13, 2008, 08:11 AM
Morning all, anyone here?
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 08:15 AM
Yep... did you survive last night.. eh eh..
Alty
Sep 13, 2008, 08:17 AM
Survived and conquered, muwahahahahahaha, poor man didn't have a chance. ;)
I'm trying to quit smoking Stringer, maybe if I only smoke after sex I can cut back to 1/2 a pack a day. ;)
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 08:23 AM
I am having a problem with the logic in your decision...
With some quick calculating, I figure that would LIMIT you to only ten *times* a day?? How could you ever remain sane with only ten??
I think that I have given up on trying to quit... I have tried almost everything... except laser... I guess that is next, at some point... I too have to quit... oh well... it is tuff to quit when you are under so much stress/pressure...
And I think... your plan will also cause you stress... ten times??
Alty
Sep 13, 2008, 08:25 AM
It'll be hard Stringer, but I have will power, really! :D
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 08:29 AM
It'll be hard Stringer, but I have will power, really! :D
Couldn't do it... way too much stress...
Alty
Sep 13, 2008, 08:32 AM
Ah, but stress isn't always bad Stringer, sometimes stress turns into anticipation, and that turns in to longing, and yearning, and, well, that can be really good. :);)
I need more coffee! :)
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 08:53 AM
Ah, but stress isn't always bad Stringer, sometimes stress turns into anticipation, and that turns in to longing, and yearning, and, well, that can be really good. :);)
I need more coffee! :)
That's the GOOD stress my dear, the good stress...
Stress that can be resolved is good. But I am afraid for you, 10 times, that's all... could be trouble.
Go back and read... I left some good ones for you personally here... eh eh.
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 10:11 AM
I am having a problem with the logic in your decision...
With some quick calculating, I figure that would LIMIT you to only ten *times* a day????? How could you ever remain sane with only ten?????
I think that I have given up on trying to quit....I have tried almost everything...except laser...I guess that is next, at some point...I too have to quit...oh well...it is tuff to quit when you are under so much stress/pressure...
And I think.............your plan will also cause you stress........ten times???
But Sheriff my dear! In Canada, our cigarettes have 25 in a pack! Muwaaahahahaha!
I just don't know how Alty is going to deal with that extra... uhmmm half... sex thing. Now that's where the stress comes into play! :D
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 10:18 AM
But Sheriff my dear! In Canada, our cigarettes have 25 in a pack! Muwaaahahahaha!!
I just don't know how Alty is going to deal with that extra....uhmmm half...... sex thing. No that's where the stress comes into play!! :D
"But Sheriff my dear! In Canada, our cigarettes have 25 in a pack!"
Really Starby, I didn't realize that... That makes it EVEN WORSE... 12.5 cigarettes x (?) (you know) = well... not much... I see stress... yep.:rolleyes: (kidding here)
theguywithnolife
Sep 13, 2008, 10:18 AM
I'll stay out of the smoking conversation. Everyone already knows my views on that
But topic change.. Once we end this one Can I start the next one? LOL
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 10:33 AM
Start away Guy! I'll be sitting here waiting while having a smoke... LOL!
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 10:36 AM
"But Sheriff my dear! In Canada, our cigarettes have 25 in a pack!"
Really Starby, I didn't realize that.....That makes it EVEN WORSE......12.5 cigarettes x (?) (you know) = well.......not much...I see stress......yep.:rolleyes: (kidding here)
Stringy, you might not have seen that I edited my post. I still want to know what that .5 is... :rolleyes:
theguywithnolife
Sep 13, 2008, 10:36 AM
:rolleyes: :D
What should I do..
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 10:40 AM
Stringy, you might not have seen that I edited my post. I still want to know what that .5 is......:rolleyes:
Got it...
Yep, that 1/2 would lead to unfinished "business.":D
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 10:48 AM
This could cause Alty much much stress! Should we start a campaign to get a full 26 pack? I hear odd numbers are bad for your health! Just look at what happens on Friday the 13th!
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 10:53 AM
This could cause Alty much much stress!! Should we start a campaign to get a full 26 pack? I hear odd numbers are bad for your health!
Yes... agreed.
Do you suppose Alty minds us discussing her "private" life when she isn't even her to defend herself?
OR... are you bating her?
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 10:54 AM
Now why would I do such a silly thing like that?? Muwaaaahahahahaha!
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 06:34 PM
I give'ed you a greenie though Silly String! Ducky sad now! ::sniff::... and... and... you started it!
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 06:46 PM
I give'ed you a greenie though Silly String!! Ducky sad now!! ::sniff::...and...and...you started it!!
Eh eh, thank you, I always said that you were a good girl... (! ):D
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 07:32 PM
... and now I'm a good girl too?? But... but what if I want to be a bad girl... Alty gets away with it! LOL!
I'm killing myself laughing at Niki tonight... she's a silly girl. I don't know what has gotten into her... but she has started this new thing where she likes to jump up and lick my ear! Then she jumps down and literally goes crazy and runs around the house, and then comes barrelling back at me to try and lick my ear again. Do I have weird stuff in my ears?. is my brain starting to leak?. what's going on here? :p
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 08:06 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh please... be happy that I choose NOT to respond to this one... K?
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 08:28 PM
Hahahahaha!. Stringy... she's just a silly dog! She all of a sudden started doing that... I don't know why, but probably cause I was laughing at her, she thinks this is a new game now! She hasn't gotten to do the things we usually get to do all summer, and she just starting to make up her own games... even if they are a little weird... she getting amusement! LOL!
I feel bad that we didn't get out to do all of the fun things we did last summer, so if she thinks it's funny to jump up and lick my ear... well... I guess I'll give er that much... haha! She's such a good girl, and never does anything to piss me off... which is more than I can say for other people I've had in my life... LOL!
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 08:38 PM
Certainly you weren't speaking of me.. I know, I lub yya too...
Good night for now... tomorrow the Bears at Carolina... at 12 noon, can't wait...
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 08:56 PM
G'nite Silly String!. sweet dreams!
JoeCanada76
Sep 13, 2008, 08:57 PM
Goodnight everyone,
How is the bating going lol.
Nighty night. We are in for a good rain storm... Remnants of Ike.
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 09:00 PM
Hellooo Joe... goood night Joe! We miss you around here! Stay safe! Ike is an ugly guy! ;)
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 09:03 PM
Goodnight everyone,
How is the bating going lol.
Nighty night. We are in for a good rain storm..... Remnants of Ike.
Yes Joe, we got about 7 inches so far and they expect it to continue tonight through tomorrow in Chicago. I have heard that each inch of rain is comparable to 7 inches of snow; that would be 49 inches so far with more to come if this was winter...
Good night.
JoeCanada76
Sep 13, 2008, 09:06 PM
If it was winter we would all be F---ed.. lol
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 09:08 PM
yes Joe, we got about 7 inches so far and they expect it to continue tonight through tomorrow in Chicago. I have heard that each inch of rain is comparable to 7 inches of snow; that would be 49 inches so far with more to come if this was winter....
Good night.
I don't think I'll comment on that one either Stringy! LOL! :p Kidding! That came out of left field... and I think only I know what I meant there... LOL! All right... everyone in chorus... Starby needs more sleeeeepppp!!
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 10:52 PM
If it was winter we would all be F---ed.. lol
That I would agree to also...
Stringer
Sep 13, 2008, 10:55 PM
I don't think I'll comment on that one either Stringy!! LOL!! :p Kidding!! That came out of left field...and I think only I know what I meant there....LOL!! Alright....everyone in chorus....Starby needs more sleeeeepppp!!!
Oh? Oh yeah... now I get it.
Hmmmmm... my mind goes there often, but no where as many times as you and Alty, I got to say. But ain't it fun...
starbuck8
Sep 13, 2008, 10:56 PM
LMAO!. funny Joe... I missed that somehow! Yep, up snow bank without a shovel!
(can I coin that saying?. lol)
ISneezeFunny
Sep 13, 2008, 11:45 PM
So I made an oopsy today.
I'm at the cash register at the restaurant... and I'm usually very animated... I talk to every customer, try to find out how they're doing, what they're up to that day, etc... just to entertain them while the food is being prepped.
Today, I was doing the same thing with this one girl, that I could have SWORN looked... 24... 25... and I admit, I was being a LITTLE flirty...
... until I asked her what she did for a living and she said, "um...I'm a sophomore...in high school"
... :eek:
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 06:44 AM
OH SNAPZ!
Sneezy is rocking the cradle!:p
Send her my Way Sneezy:D I'm a Sophomore
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 08:39 AM
so I made an oopsy today.
I'm at the cash register at the restaurant...and I'm usually very animated...I talk to every customer, try to find out how they're doing, what they're up to that day, etc...just to entertain them while the food is being prepped.
Today, I was doing the same thing with this one girl, that I coulda SWORN looked...24...25...and I admit, I was being a LITTLE flirty...
...until I asked her what she did for a living and she said, "um...I'm a sophomore...in high school"
...:eek:
Well knock you over with a feather! Better watch out Sneezer, I hear Bubba's a looking fer a cell mate! :D
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 08:58 AM
ATTENTION!! We have a Birthday girl in the castle today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU... YOU BELONG IN A... oops wrong song!!
HAPPY HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY ALTY!! Okay... I'm going to hide now!! :p
YouTube - You Say Its Your Birthday? (b-day video for lkredwallfan) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCQYdqufFpo&feature=related)
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 09:54 AM
80? Not even half way to 80, yet. ;)
Starby, you can run but you can't hide.
Guess what I'm doing on my birthday? I'm painting Sydney's room and putting laminate flooring in. I actually spent my birthday money on the flooring. You know what my sweetheart said to me this morning? "Mommy, you spent all day yesterday filling in holes on my wall, sanding, washing the walls, taking out the carpet and painting. Today is your birthday, you should do what you want, you can finish my room tomorrow". Isn't she precious? :)
Anyway, thanks for the B'day wishes. :)
Sneezy, send that girl to Guy. Wait, Guy, you have a girl, do you really need 2? :eek:
As for the new thread, start away Guy, wait until we're at around 1450 on this thread. Theme is up to you, just post the link so we can find you. :)
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 10:15 AM
80? Not even half way to 80, yet. ;)
Starby, you can run but you can't hide.
Guess what I'm doing on my birthday? I'm painting Sydney's room and putting laminate flooring in. I actually spent my birthday money on the flooring. You know what my sweetheart said to me this morning? "Mommy, you spent all day yesterday filling in holes on my wall, sanding, washing the walls, taking out the carpet and painting. Today is your birthday, you should do what you want, you can finish my room tomorrow". Isn't she precious? :)
Anywho, thanks for the B'day wishes. :)
Sneezy, send that girl to Guy. Wait, Guy, you have a girl, do you really need 2? :eek:
As for the new thread, start away Guy, wait until we're at around 1450 on this thread. Theme is up to you, just post the link so we can find you. :)
K
And I asked about the girl because I know some people who need some.. well... ;)
And I was planning to hit it around 1450ish...
And your daughter is pretty cute from the sound of it
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 10:35 AM
Awwww... sweet Sydney girl! Well you can't work aaaallllll day! I know you are going to make time for a B'day BEEEEEERRZZZZZZZZZ!! :D
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 10:46 AM
The beer's all gone, sob, sob, sob. :(
Sydney is loving the pink, I feel like I'm in a room that vomitted pepto bismol. ;)
I have one more coat to do on one wall and then the painting portion is done, for now. Next week I'll be stencilling in flowers, a darker shade of pink. Pink, pink, pink, I'm dreaming in pink!:eek:
Happy birthday to me. ;)
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 01:33 PM
So... on this thread also: HAPPY BUNNYDAY..oops.. BIRTHDAY ALTY!! :) :) :)
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 01:53 PM
Hee, hee, thanks Stringman. ;):)
This bunny has been hopping around all day. Lots to do.
Good news, hubby is making my favorite meal today, yup, he's cooking. :) The menu is ribs, yummy nummy ribs. I can't wait. :)
ISneezeFunny
Sep 14, 2008, 02:22 PM
Hi everyone!
I finally get... some sort of a day off! 522pm, and I just got back, but that's OK. Now I get to clean my apartment, give L-ster a bath, and take a bath meself!
Happy Burfday!. so you're now... what... 27?
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 02:50 PM
She was probaby BORN in 1927:eek:
Just Kidding Alty:D
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 03:13 PM
She was probaby BORN in 1927:eek:
Just Kidding Alty:D
Oh boy are you in trouble when she gets back... yer going to get a whoppin boy!
Here I thought Ducky was in trouble! Again she escapes, and is saved!! :D
ISneezeFunny
Sep 14, 2008, 03:23 PM
Uh oh...
... we'll miss you guy.
Ok everyone.
So far...
Lily bathed, apartment cleaned, steak marinated, wine chilled... what else...
.. CRAP! I forgot to take a shower!! Got to go take a shower and then host a dinner thingamabobber. Be back later.
... again, we'll miss you guy.
bigbird213
Sep 14, 2008, 03:39 PM
Hey All!
Dinner thingmabobber huh sneezy? Sounds fun... wine and steak, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail :)
Alty - Happy Birthday! :)
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 03:53 PM
GOODBYE GUY... we will remember you...
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 04:05 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bye guy is right. Lol
friend4u178
Sep 14, 2008, 04:50 PM
Happy Happy Birthday Alty :)
12202
JoeCanada76
Sep 14, 2008, 05:00 PM
Happy Birthday Alty...
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 05:06 PM
Happy Happy Birthday Alty :)
12202
Your skills continue to impress me... M:p
friend4u178
Sep 14, 2008, 05:08 PM
LOL... thanks stringer :)
It's actually quite easy ;)
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 05:21 PM
Aw, thanks everyone. Yup, 27 years old for the 11th time, it just doesn't get boring. ;)
Guy, I'll meet you behind the school gym at 3:30pm tomorrow, be there, no witnesses. 1927, my mother was younger than that by 10 years. Why I out of. You in big twouble mister, big twouble! ;)
Bunny is ready for a fight. Muwahahahahahahaha! 1927, bah!
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 05:25 PM
Deal
I'll bring the carrots and the Bunny cage =D
bigbird213
Sep 14, 2008, 05:33 PM
Thin ice guy... REAL thin :p
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 05:47 PM
Guy! Here's a song for you! This is where Alty wants you to come meet her in the school yard for yer whoopin! If you watch the video all the way through, you will see the Ducky appears several times, Alty the bunny is there, even Chicky shows up! We're ready for you dude!
YouTube - Take Off - Bob & Doug & Geddy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4yiXRe6XFM)
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 05:49 PM
I got an even better one
YouTube - The Clash - I Fought The Law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16u0wwCfoJ4)
Instead of "Law" Change it to "Bunny"
I'm on fire:D
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 05:54 PM
You can't even compete with us girlzzz... we knew that song long before you were a... okay... before you were even born! LOL
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 06:10 PM
LOL................thanks stringer :)
It's actually quite easy ;)
Yeah... but not for "clog heads" like me... my friend... :)
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 06:12 PM
Aw, thanks everyone. Yup, 27 years old for the 11th time, it just doesn't get boring. ;)
Guy, I'll meet you behind the school gym at 3:30pm tomorrow, be there, no witnesses. 1927, my mother was younger than that by 10 years. Why I outta. You in big twouble mister, big twouble! ;)
Bunny is ready for a fight. Muwahahahahahahaha! 1927, bah!
That's it?? That's all you are going to do... Wow!! Now I feel braver to challenge you... hahahahah:D
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 06:22 PM
I'm a mess right now you guys! Tell me a joke or something! My nephew who I haven't seen in what seems like forever, just sent me a pic of him and my niece. I practically raised them when they were little, and I haven't seen them in ages! They don't live here anymore, and because of their parents, and their stupidity, and because their Dad didn't like me (these are my sisters kids) they were told not to talk to me... oh God... I have a waterfall coming on here!
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 06:39 PM
I got an even better one
YouTube - The Clash - I Fought The Law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16u0wwCfoJ4)
Instead of "Law" Change it to "Bunny"
I'm on fire:D
Careful what you wish for. :D
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 06:41 PM
Starby, come help me beat up Guy, that will make you feel better. After all, you're older then me, by 7 years, so if I was born 1927, you where born 1920. :eek:
So grab your cane, and your teeth and come help me. We old gals have to stick together against those whipper snappers. ;)
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 06:41 PM
That's it???????? That's all you are going to do...Wow!!! Now I feel braver to challenge ya...hahahahah:D
Bring it on! :cool:
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 06:45 PM
Starby, come help me beat up Guy, that will make you feel better. After all, you're older then me, by 7 years, so if I was born 1927, you where born 1920. :eek:
So grab your cane, and your teeth and come help me. We old gals have to stick together against those whipper snappers. ;)
Oh who's is trouble now girl! Didn't you watch my video? Didn't you see we were all united? 1920? :eek: :eek: I'm bringin my BATGIRL club, and I'm bringin Rebby and Chery we are going to BRING IT GIRL! :p :p This 88 yr old woman can still put up a good fight... with or without my teeth!
(I sent you J&T's Pics, I don't know if you saw them yet)
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 06:53 PM
I did see them, they're very good looking kids, young adults, adults? Younger than me people, that's what they are. :)
Yup, going to kick Guys butt, that youngun is no match for me, what I don't have in brawn I have in brains, or something like that. ;)
So Guy, did you run away? Chicken? Bawk, bawk, bawk! Come on Guy, take your whoopin like a man. :)
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 07:25 PM
I's thinks you's scared'ed him Queenie!
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 07:30 PM
Muwahahahahaha. Run Guy, run. Run fast, run hard, run long, don't look back, the bunny queen is right behind you, with her cane, and her teeth, she'll bite, she'll kick, she'll... slow down... must catch breath... stop... running... tired... whew. Brat! ;)
ISneezeFunny
Sep 14, 2008, 07:58 PM
Dinner thingamabobber done.
... gotta do dishes. My entire apartment smells like steak. Yikes.
... well, more yum than yikes. But nonetheless yikes.
Hey starby, want a good laugh?
Imagine yourself about to sneeze... and you wiggle your nose...
Then you squint your eyes, make that "AH" with your mouth...
Then you do the... "AH...AH...AH...." while bobbing your head...
Then you fart.
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 08:24 PM
dinner thingamabobber done.
...gotta do dishes. My entire apartment smells like steak. yikes.
...well, more yum than yikes. but nonetheless yikes.
Hey starby, want a good laugh?
Imagine yourself about to sneeze...and you wiggle your nose...
then you squint your eyes, make that "AH" with your mouth...
then you do the..."AH...AH...AH...." while bobbing your head...
then you fart.
I don't know what the hell that even meant (I'm a ladieee you know)... but... yeah... LMAO!! Thanks Sneezer... oh God... gotta pee... LOL!! Taaaaanksss!
ISneezeFunny
Sep 14, 2008, 08:26 PM
I say this because it just happened to me.
I REALLY thought I was about to sneeze... then yeah.
... could this be why I sneeze funny?
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 08:28 PM
You might have to change your name Sneezer... I don't know how well "I Fart Funny" will go over though... ROFLMAO!!
ISneezeFunny
Sep 14, 2008, 08:31 PM
... trust me, you have no idea how many girls go for "so, wanna know something about me? It's a trick I do, where I ALMOST sneeze but fart..."
theguywithnolife
Sep 14, 2008, 08:35 PM
Muwahahahahaha. Run Guy, run. Run fast, run hard, run long, don't look back, the bunny queen is right behind you, with her cane, and her teeth, she'll bite, she'll kick, she'll...... slow down...... must catch breath.......stop.......running......tired....... whew. Brat! ;)
WHew... UR fast U know that?
Sorry I left, "Lost" came on. I'm addicted to that show
But I felt the whoopin as I ran alty
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 08:53 PM
Nice try Guy. I think you tripped over something, beat yourself up. I fell way before I caught you, yup, that moaning lump on the ground is poor Alty. Somebody help, I've fallen and I can't get up. :(
Sneezy, I mean Farty? That doesn't have a good ring to it, or maybe it does, I don't know, I wasn't there. ;)
So your apartment smells like steak, and apparently gas, what an interestingly unappetizing combination. ;)
startover22
Sep 14, 2008, 08:55 PM
Hey Alty, how are you doing?
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 09:06 PM
Hey Starty. :)
I'm fine, covered in pink paint, two shades. I'm done the painting portion, now hubby is working on the flooring, and then, in a few days, I'll add the decorations. It's a fun little girl room, Sydney loves it already. Me, well, I don't think I could sleep in there, it looks like a bottle of pepto bismol expolded in there.
Right now I'm trying to catch Guy, he commented that I was born in 1927, little bugger. I'm just waiting for someone to help me up off the ground so I can continue my chase. Oh, and a bottle of oxygen and some roller blades wouldn't be a bad idea. :)
How are you?
startover22
Sep 14, 2008, 09:08 PM
I love the idea of a pink room, good for you all! Ohhh tell her I am jealous!
I am dizzy, my ear is giving me problems, I just tried home remedies, BUT it looks as if I need a doctor, we will see if I get the nerve to go... darn it!
Other than that, I am very emotional and can't seem to get in gear. I don't know what the heck is going on with me?? ;)
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 09:15 PM
Aw, Starty, I wish I could help. Is it an ear ache, or fluid in the ear? Why am I asking, I'm not a doctor, jeesh. ;)
As for being emotional, I'm with you girl, me too. I'm willing to bring my leftover paint to your house, and paint your entire room pink. I'll put pretty flowers all over, and make it look just as nice as Sydney's. You say the word, I'll get my citizenship, passport, plane ticket and be there in, oh, around 1 year. Deal? ;) I will post pics when Sydney's room is done, will that help? :)
Big hug Starty, big Alty bunny hug to you. :)
startover22
Sep 14, 2008, 09:19 PM
Pictures would be great! :)
I think it's just a matter of all the changes going on in this little world of mine, trying to put everything in order. Some of the stuff will be the way it always is, but some will need changing. My kids are getting bigger than ever... the changes that come with that are very demanding. I really think (wish) I can make some time for volunteering, but it seems as if there is no extra time. Don't think this is a good time to add anything either;) Not sure where to look to see what is really going on, but know it is there. Hugs to you friend Alty, thanks
Alty
Sep 14, 2008, 09:25 PM
I wish I could help Starty. I may not have a solution, but I do have ears dear, and I'm here to listen whenever you want to vent, talk, cry, laugh, whatever. You have my email, use it, I mean it sweetie. :)
startover22
Sep 14, 2008, 09:29 PM
Thanks Alty... if I weren't so dang dizzy... heehee, it is hard to read and type, I wonder what it will be like at work tomorrow?
I am sure it will pass, just like it always does. I am going to go now... time for bed... hugs and love.;)
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 09:31 PM
WHew...UR fast U know that?
Sorry I left, "Lost" came on. I'm addicted to that show
But i felt the whoopin as I ran alty
GUY... that had to e a re-run right? The new season hasn't started as yet I don't think.:confused:
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 09:32 PM
Thanks Alty...if I weren't so dang dizzy.....heehee, it is hard to read and type, I wonder what it will be like at work tomorrow?
I am sure it will pass, just like it always does. I am gonna go now...time for bed....hugs and love.;)
I wish there was something that I could do to help Start.:)
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 09:46 PM
Starduck... let me help with that 'puter... :)
http://www.stewielive.com/animations/scenes/sc22.swf
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 10:06 PM
This should be a good movie;
IMDb Video: The Day the Earth Stood Still: Trailer #1 (http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1423638809/)
M... this one looks really good too;
IMDb Video: Australia (http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2917663001/)
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 10:14 PM
I love the idea of a pink room, good for you all! Ohhh tell her i am jealous!
I am dizzy, my ear is giving me problems, I just tried home remedies, BUT it looks as if i need a doctor, we will see if i get the nerve to go...darn it!
Other than that, I am very emotional and can't seem to get in gear. I don't know what the heck is going on with me???;)
Starty girl... what the heck is going on with us all today? It's been a heck of a day for sure all the way around! I don't have any tears left to cry today! My left ear is still giving me probs too, and I've felt dizzy for most of the day (no comments from the peanut gallery please, lol) I hope you feel better hon! Is it something that's coming through the puter screen? Have I infected everyone? :eek: :eek:
Stringer
Sep 14, 2008, 10:18 PM
PEANUT GALLERY; "And..........." Couldn't resist.
Alty; Here is a little motivation in your battles...
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/sp.jpg
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 10:18 PM
Starduck...let me help with that 'puter........:)
http://www.stewielive.com/animations/scenes/sc22.swf
LMAO!! But Sheriff!. you didn't give Stewie a sledgehammer!!
I lub Stewie! Even though he has a misshapen head, and Brian is rude!! LOL
bigbird213
Sep 14, 2008, 10:23 PM
Hello all...
starbuck8
Sep 14, 2008, 10:23 PM
PEANUT GALLERY; "And..........." Couldn't resist.
Alty; Here is a little motivation in your battles...
http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/sp.jpg
Is this a document that will stand up in court?? Just a thought! LOL! :p
Hey Biggie! Night all... I'm going to fall over and hurt myself if I don't go to sleep... hopefully tomorrow will be a bit better! I'm all out of tears for today... and all out of laughs from everyone cheering me up and making me laugh! :D Night Night!
ISneezeFunny
Sep 15, 2008, 05:56 AM
Hi errone.
... I woke up to my kitchen looking like a bomb went off... almost literally.
Found out that lily... somehow tipped over a 13 gallon trashcan, then ripped through the trashbag and went nuts.. . there are bits of steak here and there, bones, tomato sauce, blueberry, etc. etc. etc.
... I found lily happily licking herself off on my suede couch. She saw me. Then realized what had happened. IMMEDIATELY runs into her crate... almost bullet-speed, and goes to the FARRRR end of the crate, and hasn't come out yet.
... I'm going to take her to the groomer. Then maybe the vet. Then quite perhaps the pound, to show her how good she has it.
... yep.
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 06:37 AM
Meanie!
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 09:04 AM
Puppy boot camp Sneezy, that's what Lily needs. ;)
That little stinker. I can just picture her leisurely licking herself on Sneezy's couch. Oooh, look a little sauce on my paw, got to get that. Hmmmm, blueberry on my bum, got to get that. What's this on my tail, hmmm, got to get it. La, la, la, um, oh, hi Daddy, uh, crap, bye Daddy. He can't get me if I hide in here. :D
Yup, she's got you whipped Sneezy. She's all girl. :p
bigbird213
Sep 15, 2008, 09:20 AM
Sounds like one of my dogs sneezy - for some reason it has an affection for money. On more than one occasion the dog has found a dollar bill on the table and decided to chew it up on the floor... Interesting diet :p
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 09:24 AM
Niki never gets into the garbage... but I sure know that 'look'! I think she has only gone pee or poop 3 maybe 4 times in the house, and I think she wasn't feeling well, but she won't even come back to her pillow. She goes and hides before I get up. It has scared me a few times, because I thought... oh s*it, did I forget to let her in lastnight? When I get up she just shakes like I'm going to beat her or something... lol
I did have a cocker spaniel Raja yrs ago that was famous for ripping up everything in the house and going through the garbage. I always wondered if she only started to do it when she got really bored after I was gone for a long time. So I decided to spy on her and see. She always got up onto the couch and peered at me through the window when I would get in my car and leave. So I left... parked my car a few doors down, and came back.
She already had the garbage tipped, and was going through everything. I made sure that there wasn't much in there, because of course I didn't want to clean it all up... lol. When she found out there wasn't anything much in there, she booted off upstairs, and had grabbed the end of the toilet paper roll and came barrelling back down stairs with it in her mouth. When it broke... whe would run right back up and do it again until it was all gone. It was like she had finally gotten the playground to herself, and she was going to do anything she wanted. It really WAS funny watching her. But did she cower or run when I walked in the door? NOPE! She was more like... hey mommy, aren't you proud of me? Look how I decorated the house while you were gone! LOL!
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 09:31 AM
Just make sure you don't leave hundreds laying around Biggie... LOL!
bigbird213
Sep 15, 2008, 09:33 AM
Definitely not :)
I think the largest sum she has gotten into was $40... Still sucks a bit, but it wasn't mine :)
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 09:40 AM
Both my dogs love getting into the garbage, bad thing is, I never know who the culprit was, so I give them both the "dirty" look. ;)
My youngun Jasper likes to pee in the laundry room, which is why we have a door to the laundry room. Unfortunately I have a husband that cannot close a door to save his life, even cabinet doors, it drives me nuts. So, do I train the dog, or the husband? Which is easier? Hmmmmm... here Jasper, mommy's going to teach you something new today, we're going to learn how to close doors! :)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 09:43 AM
Yep... train the dog! LOL!
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 09:46 AM
Dogs are loyal and eager to please, definitely easier to train than a man. ;)
Ooooh, I'm in trouble now. :)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 09:48 AM
I would have never said such a thing! :D
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 09:49 AM
Oh no, not you, never! :rolleyes:
I'd venture to say that you would say much worse. I just beat you to it, that's all! ;)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 09:53 AM
Well lets just say the post would have been removed for innapropriate langugage!! ;) :D
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 09:55 AM
Langugage? Is that new? ;)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 10:07 AM
Hahaha! Yes that is what I speak... usually in the mornings... I like to speak langugage! From the Greek meaning 'brain dead'! It helps me warm up for the day!
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 10:13 AM
You edited it in your post, bad girl, now I look silly. ;)
Okay, got to get off my rear and do some work. Bah, I hate work, yucky, ewy, stinky, sticky, painful, pink, pink, pink, ahhhhhhhhhhh! Okay, I'm fine. Time to go the pepto room and clean up a bit. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Save me. :(
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 10:21 AM
Okayyy... I edited back to the original spelling so Bunny doesn't look silly... LOL! I think I was editing as you were answering! You should see how many times I edit! Sometimes like six time in one sentence! Hahaha!
bigbird213
Sep 15, 2008, 01:20 PM
Dogs are loyal and eager to please, definitely easier to train than a man. ;)
Ooooh, I'm in trouble now. :)
Reminds me of a joke I heard once...
What's the difference between your wife and your dog...
The later you are coming home, the happier the dog is to see you :)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 01:49 PM
Got that right Biggie... hahaha! Momma's bite is worse than the dogs too!
Alty
Sep 15, 2008, 02:54 PM
It was a dark, stormy, night.
The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk.
The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute,and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing.Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever,the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said"Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
theguywithnolife
Sep 15, 2008, 03:12 PM
http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp77/the_dragon_eye/LOL.jpg
Who's a Grammeritical smart person here?
Explain a Memoir to me, Because I have an English Assignment and I don't know If I'm supposed to write in my POV or the POV of someone else LOl
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 03:52 PM
Hey all... wow... what a weekend. I need a weekend to recover from my weekend! :)
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 04:14 PM
Hey all.... wow.... what a weekend. I need a weekend to recover from my weekend! :)
Did you get up to mischief "J"?
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 04:23 PM
Let me sum it up in a few brief phrases:
1 concussion
10 stitches
Playing Mom in the ER
Broken bus
7 hours waiting in McDonalds for said bus to be fixed
Finding the ONLY McDonalds in the coutnry without wi-fi during said 7 hours of waiting
17 soccer players
2 hunky, hunky coaches
And a brand new camera
... wow... what a weekend
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 04:31 PM
2 hunky , hunky coaches??
Ok I'm not going to ask :D
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 04:33 PM
Lol... just as it says, 2 hunky, hunky coaches :)
Same coaches that live in my building, actually...
... its all coming together, isn't it? ;)
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 04:40 PM
So do we have a preference... are they HC worthy??
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 04:45 PM
Lol... They're both awesome. And, did I mention, hunky, hunky? But they still have my plate... ;)
Right now? I'm good being "solo HC"... but they definitely are fun to have upstairs!!
I've recently found out that guys can be flirts. I mean, real flirts. I've "known" that guys can be flirts, but just a head "known." I now have been burned. Crazy. (Not the coaches, another flirt. Sometimes I just don't get it... I've been singing "Build me up, Buttercup" for the entire wekend... )
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 04:56 PM
Flirts... us boys?. never :D
Ok just for you "J" :p
YouTube - The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjzSIGt74T0)
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 05:03 PM
ALTY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY... I missed it;)
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 05:04 PM
Love It, M! :) :) :)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:05 PM
Flirts..............us boys ??? .............never :D
Ok just for you "J" :p
YouTube - The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjzSIGt74T0)
Yuuuu never call baby when you say you will... but I lubbb you still.. woooo woooo..! :D
Hey Starty Girl!
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 05:07 PM
You know I'm going to be singing that song in my head all day now... lol
Hey starty and ducky :D
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 05:08 PM
I know it! It gets SO stuck! :)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:09 PM
I forgot to say HI to you Chicky :(
How 'bout this version... hahahahaha! You might not sleep now tonight... or me either! :p
YouTube - Alvin and the Chipmunk The Foundations Build Me Up Buttercup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9xaQWZ-49k&feature=related)
Oh and HI Batman... geezzz... I forget to say HIIIII! :D
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:17 PM
Can someone please explain to me why, when people are told with lots of notice, to get out of Galveston TX, or there is a high probability of dying, that people laugh if off and then stay? Then they are angry when they are stuck on their roofs and helicopters aren't getting there fast enough to rescue them?
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 05:18 PM
Hi guys!
Just got my ear candle thingy... wonder if I should use it, according to Tickle, it isn't such a good idea
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:19 PM
Really Starty? What were her reasons? I've done it twice and it worked wonders.
HistorianChick
Sep 15, 2008, 05:20 PM
Whoa... thanks, Starby... Wow... I think...
I've heard good things of the ear candle stuff. :)
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 05:22 PM
Ear candle stuff :confused:
bigbird213
Sep 15, 2008, 05:23 PM
I've heard bad things about it... they say it doesn't work well and it runs the risk of burns...
I haven't ever tried it, but I have had problems with my ears and I usually use peroxide...
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 05:25 PM
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-health-wellness/natural-way-clean-out-ear-260646.html
Now I am almost ready to cry... I don't want anything to go wrong!
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:25 PM
Ear candling Batman. Can you hear me now? LOL! It's a hollow beeswax candles that pulls excess wax out of your ears, if you are having problems. It's actually kind of cool. It worked for me anyway. I haven't done it in a long time, but I just might do it again now that I remembered about it.
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:31 PM
Maybe the woman that "made" those candles didn't make them right. I don't mean to be gross here, but if you do it the right way, you wouldn't believe what comes out into the candle. I was kidding with you earlier when I suggested it and said that you should watch out for your hair. It doesn't start on fire hon. It melts the wax from the candle, and extracts the wax from your ear and leaves it on the inside of the candle. I'm sure the one you bought came with instructions. It's simple, it really is, but read all of the instructions first, or Google it to find out more if you need to, to make yourself feel safer about it.
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 05:34 PM
I found more info on it... I am watching videos, and Nana is going to come down to help me. My stomach is tight, I need some stress reliever... seriously
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:40 PM
Genie Talia? I think we might need a calmer downer pill. Or a lullaby? :) You get the pills... I'll get the lullaby! :D
... maybe Starty needs a good massage too! A glass of wine?. a shot of whiskey? I now you will find something's Genie!
Starty, let Nana do her thing. You know she will make sure it isn't a bad thing to do, and you don't get hurt.
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 05:42 PM
This is good to relieve a bitta stress... you'll like it too starby
Bash up your PC
Beat up your PC - use your fists to smash your computer to pieces (http://www.funny-games.biz/beatup-pc.html)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:45 PM
Here Starty! I killed three birds with one stone! I know you like your country, an occasional whiskey shot, and here's your lullaby! :D ;)
YouTube - Whiskey Lullaby live Brad Paisley Allison Krauss at the CMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CigNPSIxVxk)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 05:48 PM
Ohhhhh Batman I lub you!. LMAO! I need to do that everyday!. that gave me such JOY!! Hahahahaha!
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 06:10 PM
Thanks guys... done... but nothing came out...
I am going to try and do the olive oil "sweet ear oil" and then... off to the doctor... I will be having some whiskey though... that is for sure!
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 06:29 PM
Really Starty? I'm sorry. I hoped that would help you. I hope the oil treatment works. :(
Stringer
Sep 15, 2008, 06:41 PM
Dogs are loyal and eager to please, definitely easier to train than a man. ;)
Ooooh, I'm in trouble now. :)
Male bashing is fun? :rolleyes:
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 06:47 PM
Starby, I am going to do it again... just going to wait till I put some oil in there!
No male bashing, for some reason, males I think are GOOD!
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 06:48 PM
Male bashing is fun? :rolleyes:
Oh oh... The Sheriff is bringing out the handcuffs! We lub you Sheriff... weally we do! Ducky and Bunny were being silly! :p
I was speaking THREE langugages today! English wasn't the first one, and sarcasm got mixed with langugage! :p
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 06:49 PM
Starbs, you take it easy, I have to go to do the house crap then off to bed. Night all!;)
Stringer
Sep 15, 2008, 06:57 PM
Yeah, I know...I think...:0
Well guess what... for the second time I have been called to jury duty... damn. I don't mind usually, but not now, not now... I have so much gong on in my life and with business that this will be a killer... (no pun intended... ) October 6th through October 10th...
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 07:07 PM
G'nite Starty! Hope you feel better honey! Get some rest!
Stringy, we all love the men that are good to us. It's the ones that aren't that we get a little crotchety (no pun intended, LOL) about!
I've never known anyone personally in Canada that has ever been called to jury duty. Hmmm... I'm not even actually sure if it works the same way here. Just walk in and when the judge asks you questions to decide whether you should be in the jury or not... just keep on saying... over and over again... I think I can... I think I can... I think I can... and then make weird hand gestures and yell out... I am the Sheriff of this town! :D
Stringer
Sep 15, 2008, 07:15 PM
G'nite Starty! Hope you feel better honey!! Get some rest!
Stringy, we all love the men that are good to us. It's the ones that aren't that we get a little crotchety (no pun intended, LOL) about!!
I've never known anyone personally in Canada that has ever been called to jury duty. Hmmm....I'm not even actually sure if it works the same way here. Just walk in and when the judge asks you questions to decide whether you should be in the jury or not.....just keep on saying...over and over again....I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.....and then make weird hand gestures and yell out....I am the Sheriff of this town!! :D
Aaa hum... then I will never return... they have little padded cells for those that act that way... eh eh.
I have to actually be there, in the "pool" and they MIGHT call you to be interviewed or they may not. But I still have to drive there each day AND you cannot be late... big time trouble.
Last time I was there for three and a half days, I thought I was not going to be "called"... WRONG! They interviewed me AND selected me to on the jury... another week. AND we had this jacka** on the jury, eleven of us voted one way.. not him... it took another 2 days before he came around. I know he just wanted attention.. we were all swearing at him... nerd.:mad:
friend4u178
Sep 15, 2008, 07:16 PM
Just walk in and when the judge asks you questions to decide whether you should be in the jury or not.....just keep on saying...over and over again....I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.....and then make weird hand gestures and yell out....I am the Sheriff of this town!! :D
LOL... that may actually work :eek:
Maybe have a look at this article stringer...
AskMen.com - Jury duty (http://au.askmen.com/money/how_to_60/98_how_to.html)
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 07:20 PM
That sucks! I wish I could have had a jury trial for my case actually, but the prosecutor didn't find that necessary, and then gave dumba$$ a plea bargain without my approval to boot!
starbuck8
Sep 15, 2008, 07:27 PM
Good one Batman! I'd check those out Sheriff! ;)
Have to run for awhile. G'day or G'nite to anyone I miss!
YAHAGO... IWBB! :D :p
Stringer
Sep 15, 2008, 07:46 PM
LOL............that may actually work :eek:
Maybe have a look at this article stringer............
AskMen.com - Jury duty (http://au.askmen.com/money/how_to_60/98_how_to.html)
Interesting M... very, thanks.
G-night Start...
startover22
Sep 15, 2008, 08:04 PM
Night... ohhh a bath can do wonders, ohhhhhhhh
ISneezeFunny
Sep 15, 2008, 10:23 PM
Hi everyone.
... I had... a rough... day, to say the least.
Since the L-ster is on my bad side right now (explained below) I shall vent here:
1. I woke up to what can only be described as... a war zone. Ever watch those REALLY gory movies, where people get sliced up with chainsaws and blood and guts everywhere? Replace blood and guts with food particles and trash. That was my kitchen. I literally muttered the words, "How the heck did you get peanut butter on the ceiling?"
2. Slept in my contacts. Ouch.
3. Today, my mcat scores supposedly come out... 1pm. I went to work. My first customer was the owner of a competitor restaurant... and wanted to try our "new special"... I was a bit shocked how he knew about our new special, before he even looked at the new menu. Found out that two of my cooks went to him, blabbed about my new special (it's doing... quite well), then asked for a job there.. . I had to fire the two cooks, on the spot. So now I was working with ONE cook who barely spoke English... and couldn't differentiate between ADD MAYO and NO MUSTARD... a lot of angry customers.
4. I was still stressed about my mcat score, so after the day was over, I raced home (I think I was doing 110mph... running a few lights, etc) at 11pm to find out... scores have been delayed. Til when? No one knows.
5. I came home to find out that L-ster had pooped AND peed in my apartment.. . she's been house-trained for 2 years now. Why today? Probably because she ate/drank all that trash.
... long... freaking... day.
I now have to train a new guy tomorrow... this one speaks English.
Unknown008
Sep 16, 2008, 04:08 AM
Hi everybody! Just popping in to say hello... Sneezy, don't give up, keep firm and I'll tell you good luck!;)
'part from that, I'm not aware of the happenings here... except that things have been going dfast in here and the castle will need to close down in some 70 posts. I hope I'll be able to find you when you open the next thread. Take care all:)! I'm back to study.
Oh, just wanted to say that I had home made pizza yesterday for dinner. I had to make the dough, t'was my second time, the first one, flour popped everywhere creating an awful mess :p. That time, I did it better, though there were still some mess, lol! I've got a long way to go to reach your cooking abilities:p! See you later guys!
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 05:10 AM
Woke up to... diarrhea. In my bed.
... on my comforter.
... on my sheets.
... everywhere.
startover22
Sep 16, 2008, 06:54 AM
Eeeewwww Sneezy...
Good morning everyone, I am going to pretend that I am OK and go about my day;)
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 07:08 AM
Morning HC...
I missed what's wrong but I hope your feeling better...
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 07:11 AM
Eh? What happened to my HC? Did I miss a post?
startover22
Sep 16, 2008, 07:12 AM
Hmmmmm... did I miss one too?
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 07:14 AM
Sorry to hear about the bed sneezy... hopefully she gets all that out of her system soon and stays away from the garbage in the future...
startover22
Sep 16, 2008, 07:19 AM
Hey you Biggie, hope you are doing good...
Have a good day today... off to work;)
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 07:35 AM
Thanks Starty, you too :)
Just made myself a green pepper omelet... the day is starting well :)
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 07:36 AM
I had frosted flakes.
... and now having a venti americano... extra shot.
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 07:45 AM
Heh...
No work for you today Sneezy?
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 08:09 AM
Morning all.
I'm so sore. I feel like I've been working out 24 hours straight, ouch, ouch, ouch. Painting a room is physically straining. Oh, and if I ever see pink again it will be too soon. ;) Actually, the room is looking great, and most importantly, Sydney loves it! :)
Sneezy, poopy, crappy, sorry to hear that. Bad Lily, no more garbage. :(
Biggie, omlet, no fair, now I'm hungry, but I have no eggs. :(
Starty honey, I hope you feel better soon.
Coffee, I need more coffee!
Stringer
Sep 16, 2008, 08:13 AM
More coffee... yes.
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 08:29 AM
I need an IV for my coffee this morning, just keep it coming. :)
How are you today Stringer?
Stringer
Sep 16, 2008, 10:55 AM
Busy again... keeping the screaming banshee's away from the door... (business).
Bathtub Test:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 11:02 AM
Hey guys - meh. I'm good.
I'm actually still elated from my trip with the soccer girls, so, I'm good. Other than the fact that I found out that some guys are flirts just to be flirts, I'm good! :)
Sneezy dear, could Lily be sick? Have you taken her to the vet? You poor thing... and on that HEAVENLY bed of yours... ;)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 11:14 AM
I can't really fault some guys for being flirts, I'm a flirt too.
Stick with the hunky,hunky guys Chicky, at least they're good for some fun. :)
Sneezy's heavenly bed eh? Hmmmm, did you think I'd miss that comment. ;)
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 11:17 AM
Lol... no, you can't fault them. I'm a flirt, too. Its just a weird situation. :)
Alty, me girl! How are you? I've been missing you!
Chery
Sep 16, 2008, 11:53 AM
Busy again...keeping the screaming banshee's away from the door...(business).
Bathtub Test:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020148.gif (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&ref=10)
(http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&ref=12)
Stringer
Sep 16, 2008, 11:58 AM
Glad that you liked it Chery.
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 12:14 PM
Hey everyone
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 12:21 PM
Lol... no, you can't fault them. I'm a flirt, too. Its just a weird situation. :)
Alty, me girl! How are you? I've been missing you!
Ditto Chicky! I'm fine, painting, pink, lots of pink, pink, pink, pink. Ahhhhhhh! It's cool though. ;)
I'm such a flirt that I put a disclaimer under my signature. ;)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 12:22 PM
Hey everyone
Hey Biggie (you know, I just realized that your nickname could really give you a complex). :eek:
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 12:25 PM
Yes, Alty, I understand that... I'm a flirt too... but... and it's a big but... I think there is a huge difference between flirting and leading someone on.
What do you think?
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 12:29 PM
For sure.
I flirt with people that I know, people that don't take me seriously, know that I'm married and happily so. I sometimes flirt with strangers, but not in a way that could be misconstrued (sp?).
Leading someone on is not flirting, it's playing, and big boys don't need to play anymore. :(
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 12:29 PM
Exactly.
And that is my point.
Thank you! You said it perfectly.
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 12:31 PM
Want to talk about it Chicky? You know I'm here if you need me. :)
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 12:37 PM
:) Yes, I know you are. Thanks.
No, its fine. I'm just still flabbergasted about being played. I tend to trust people too much... based upon my past, really. I mean, I've been hurt, lied to, left at the alter, etc. etc. but never played. Intentionally played. Its just a new experience for me.
And makes me want to wear my current outfits a WHOLE LOT MORE! My current outfit?? 3" black, peep toe heels, straight black pinstripe skirt with a slit in the front and back, white satin button up shirt, and a huge black belt at my waist. Hair is back in a flirty little ponytail and I'm looking Goooooood. (he works here, can you tell?) :D Tomorrow I'm pulling out the red stilletos. :)
Chery
Sep 16, 2008, 12:42 PM
Way to go HC! Bring out all your 'weapons' to show that the wrong person has been played with. You know you can always talk to us about it. I support you all the way!
Let me at them...
http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000202D6.gif (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&ref=10)
(http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&ref=12)
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 12:44 PM
Hey Biggie (you know, I just realized that your nickname could really give you a complex). :eek:
All part of the plan :p
Funny story about the flirting too... I was joking around with someone this weekend and someone else told me that "teasing girls doesn't work anymore, your not in 6th grade." Luckily I was only fooling around, because someone making a comment like that could really be a little embarrassing :p
... and for the record, I'm not sold that teasing doesn't work :)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 01:02 PM
Teasing in a good, jokeful, kind, flirty way is good. Teasing like "hey, you look really fat in those pants", not good. ;)
Chicky, bring out the stilletos, show him what he missed out on. :)
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 01:02 PM
Oh, believe me... they're out... :D
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 01:07 PM
Teasing like "hey, you look really fat in those pants", not good. ;)
Funny...
One of the things I remember saying: (As she asked about the pepperoni bread on the table) "Do you really think you need to be eating another one of those??"
Don't worry, the smile sold it as a joke, but I slapped anyway :(
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 01:10 PM
Don't forget the pushup bra, the low cut shirt, the flirty earrings, the red lucious lipstick, long lashes, and the toss back hairstyle. :)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 01:12 PM
Funny....
One of the things I remember saying: (As she asked about the pepperoni bread on the table) "Do you really think you need to be eating another one of those??"
Don't worry, the smile sold it as a joke, but I slapped anyway :(
Biggie, here's a few major rules where women are concerned. :D
Never ask them how old they are (unless you think they're underage).
Never ask them how much they weigh.
Never critique what they are eating.
Ladies, anything else to add to this list? ;)
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 01:17 PM
Maybe its just my personality, but I never really worried about it. I think I have a tendency to come off as a sarcastic/joker type so I think I get away with it more than normal? Perhaps smiling and laughing it off isn't enough, maybe I should watch what I say :eek: ;)
HistorianChick
Sep 16, 2008, 01:18 PM
Don't forget the pushup bra, the low cut shirt, the flirty earrings, the red lucious lipstick, long lashes, and the toss back hairstyle. :)
Check, check, check, annnnnnnd CHECK! ;) I'm my avatar! :)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 01:24 PM
Check, check, check, annnnnnnd CHECK! ;) I'm my avatar!
Me too! :D :cool:
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 01:38 PM
All right gym time :)
Talk to you later
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 04:18 PM
Guy, 33 posts left and then the castle is closed. Time to start another and post the link. If you want to do it, do it soon buddy. :)
theguywithnolife
Sep 16, 2008, 04:39 PM
Guy, 33 posts left and then the castle is closed. Time to start another and post the link. If you want to do it, do it soon buddy. :)
I gotcha, I'm doing it right now
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/guys-music-venue-261197.html#post1278157
JoeCanada76
Sep 16, 2008, 04:50 PM
Dr.House time... lol
Hey all you...
Muscle relaxers are kicking in... Oh my... lol
Goodnight everyone.
startover22
Sep 16, 2008, 05:52 PM
90210 starts tonight... hope you guys didn't miss it;)
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 06:20 PM
Sorry Starty, I'm going to have to miss it :p
I'm headed out to NYC for the night, haven't been there in forever... hopefully its fun :)
Talk to you all later/tomorrow
nickeknew
Sep 16, 2008, 06:44 PM
He guys I'm back. If anyone knows anyone who's good with a psp can you ask him to answer my problem. Thank you.=D
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 07:09 PM
PSP? Obviously I'm not, I don't even know what that is. :o
nickeknew
Sep 16, 2008, 07:11 PM
PlayStationPortable =D
bigbird213
Sep 16, 2008, 07:12 PM
Well, that was uneventful...
I was in the shower, my other two roommates were out for a few and the kids we were going to NYC with came by and knocked. The roommate who was here decided not to tell us until about 30 minutes later, and they left...
Fun :(
friend4u178
Sep 16, 2008, 07:12 PM
PSP? Obviously I'm not, I don't even know what that is. :o
I thought it was a monthly thing :D
nickeknew
Sep 16, 2008, 07:14 PM
You think Sneezy might know he seems to be good with videogames.
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 07:15 PM
I thought it was a monthly thing :D
Ah, I've heard of that Pissy, snappy, person, PSP. ;)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 07:16 PM
Well, that was uneventful...
I was in the shower, my other two roommates were out for a few and the kids we were going to NYC with came by and knocked. The roommate who was here decided not to tell us until about 30 minutes later, and they left...
Fun :(
That sucks Biggie, I'm sorry. :(
Stay here, have fun with us. Don't forget to check out the new thread, say a few words, subscribe. ;)
friend4u178
Sep 16, 2008, 07:16 PM
Ah, I've heard of that Pissy, snappy, person, PSP. ;)
LOL... thats the one ;)
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 07:19 PM
Ya, PSP sucks! ;)
Nicknew, I don't think Sneezy is around, he's working way too hard lately, haven't seen much of him. :(
Wish I could help, but I know nothing about PSP the game, only PSP the monthly thing. ;)
nickeknew
Sep 16, 2008, 07:30 PM
Poor sneezy =[
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 07:32 PM
PSP? My brother has one... but I've never played it before... not a huge video game person, but go ahead. Perhaps my asian thing will help
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 07:33 PM
Ps - just got my mcat score.
... not... happy.
But not crushed... as I should be. Not sure why. Perhaps it hasn't hit me yet... perhaps I just don't care...
Alty
Sep 16, 2008, 07:38 PM
Sneezy, I'm guessing you didn't pass. I'm so sorry sweetie. :(
You can take it again honey, no worries. :)
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 10:08 PM
There is no pass/fail... just a number.
starbuck8
Sep 16, 2008, 11:08 PM
I guess I missed everyone today! :( Well 'cept Batman! You should still be around. I'm off to my can of worms thread for a rant! Batman, I don't think you've found it yet, well unless you have yet to find something vent about... LOL! I have a good one tonight! Grrrrrrr!
ISneezeFunny
Sep 16, 2008, 11:18 PM
Still here, but going to bed soon.. . up in 3.5 hours.
friend4u178
Sep 16, 2008, 11:22 PM
Yep saw your thread starby , but no have nothing to vent about... fortunately :)
starbuck8
Sep 16, 2008, 11:44 PM
You lucky guy you! I had one helluva day! I think I should just stay in idle position and never move again! LOL!
Sorry... Hi Batman... Hi Sneezer! :)
friend4u178
Sep 16, 2008, 11:47 PM
Well I could always think of something trivial to vent about , just to be part of it :)
starbuck8
Sep 16, 2008, 11:48 PM
LOL! My rant may be rather lengthy tonight, but hey... go nuts! :D
Unknown008
Sep 17, 2008, 02:40 AM
I think you already have another thread open? I'll check this out now. Today NO SCHOOL!! Torrential rain, like a hurricane that night, wind blowing strongly (gusts would be better) and heavy downpour. Hope everyone else is good.
starbuck8
Sep 17, 2008, 02:57 AM
Only 5 more posts, so I hope you see where everyone is going. I'll post the thread again just in case it was missed. Joe, Firmy, Stringy, Starty, Momma C, Rebby... uhmmm... I'm leaving people out but it's 4am, and I'm tired! ::yawn::
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/guys-music-venue-261197-4.html
Unky, stay safe, and dry!
Bye for now castle! We need to repair the drawbridge, but we'll be back soon. Princess, I left you the keys to the new place right by your bike. :D
Unknown008
Sep 17, 2008, 03:06 AM
I didn't expect to meet you to-night. Ok, I found it before I saw your post, good night and sweet dreams!
Don't worry, I'll be fine, doing my homework for this Saturday.
4 posts to go!
Alty
Sep 17, 2008, 08:34 AM
Hey all, just thought I'd repost the link to Guys new place.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/guys-music-venue-261197.html
Hope to see you all there. :)
Stringer
Sep 17, 2008, 10:54 AM
# 1498... who will finish it?? Go out with a bang!
I think we should start another Castle one also... maybe "The Castle of DOOM!!" ha ha. I was being redundant...
Stringer
HistorianChick
Sep 17, 2008, 11:00 AM
Ba-da-bing! Ba-da-Boom!
That's all folks!
JR KISSES to all!
starbuck8
Sep 17, 2008, 11:03 AM
I'm last! Had to give a few orders to the construction crew, since our drawbridge isn't working! I had the staff pack your things for y'all until we get back to the castle. Hope no one breaks in while we are gone!
We'll be back Castle! TTFN! :D
The Queens and the Princess will be checking to see when the renovations are done!