On Saturday August 23rd 2008 the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Boston Red Sox 11 - 0. Only an intelligent being could have made this happen. This proves without a doubt the existence of God, and she's a Red Sox fan.

Non-believers should repent now for Judgement day is near (sometime in October).

Blasphemy! Everyone knows that If God exists, she would support the Blue Jays!! This is clear evidence that God does not exist!

Yes, I see the error in my logic there. I will go back and check my holy book to see if I can interpret things differently.

I did wonder when someone would come up with a thread like this... so glad it has finally happened.

Obviously,I did expect Need to do it and you didn't disappoint me:D

I thinks it's important for all to know that God is all around us, She is making things happen all the time. For instance at lunchtime I had leftover ribs and rice - how can you not believe there is a God!

I beg to differ!!

We will see that there really is a god when the CHICAGO CUBS go all the way in October; thereby proving, sans doubt, that there is a god, and that god is... oh, hell, we all know deep in our hearts that there is no god!!

GO CUBS!!

Cubbies? You do indeed have faith. :)

Lol!

I beg to differ!!!

We will see that there really is a god when the CHICAGO CUBS go all the way in October; thereby proving, sans doubt, that there is a god, and that god is.....oh, hell, we all know deep in our hearts that there is no god!!!!

GO CUBS!!!

Nyah, What will happen is the Damn Yankees syndrome. The Cubs will make the playoffs, only to lose at some point. Thereby dashing the hopes of Cubs fans resulting in a spike in the suicde rate. This will prove that there is a devil and he's a Bob Fosse fan.

Where oh where is Joe Hardy?

ROFLMAO

LOL!

Cubs fans have even given up on suicide!

ROFLMAO :D

You need to read your holy book more closely. Baseball is a tool of the devil, and those of you who watch it are going to hell. Hockey, on the other hand is ordained by God.

The ribs and rice? Now that is irrefutable proof right there!

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We don't see you speechless very often !

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On Saturday August 23rd 2008 the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Boston Red Sox 11 - 0. Only an intelligent being could have made this happen. This proves without a doubt the existence of God, and she's a Red Sox fan.

Non-believers should repent now for Judgement day is near (sometime in October).


No he's a Mets fan, ask Bill Buckner :p

NO NO NO God is a Cleveland Indian's Fan. Every single Nun I ever had as a teacher was an Indian's fan so he must be an Indian's fan. I know for sure he is not a Phillie's fan :( even when we are good we still stink!!