An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years...



Upon her return, her father barked at her: 'Where have ye been

All this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why

Didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer poor, poor

Dear Mother through?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
Prostitute... '

'Ye what!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a

Disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious

Fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million

Savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And
For

Ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible

That's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club...

(takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New
Years

Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and.. . '

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' said Dad. The girl, crying

Again, 'Sniff, sniff... a prostitute, Dad! Sniff, sniff.'



'Oh! MY! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'.

Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!

... prostitutes don't make that much!

... if so... I'm in the wrong business...

Probably so and could be.. :)