GAH! bushg got the other one so fast... I must do one a bit tougher.

And... go

10929

Pfft bottom of a gym shoe.

Nice try.

Bottom of a cermaic mold.

Nope! Bwahahah

Lol... I'll probably be dreaming of this one tonight.
Unless some people start guessing!!

No idea... hints??

Bottom of a leaf ash tray.

A cast done of bigfoots foot?

Hints.

Think... nature.

Bird bath, wind chimes

hints.

think...nature.

Lol... well that narrows it down :confused:

Bottom of a stepping stone for a garden.

Base for an umbrella. :)

It's a mold of something, but what?

Lava

Decorative fountain, planter

Is there an animal peeking through something?

Is anyone close Sneezy?

... I wanted to see where this was going until starby's comment... then decided to intervene.

OK.

Another hint.

Nature. Exists in some parts of the world, non-existent in other parts of the world. Some beaches have them, some islands have them. Most of the North American continent has it as well.

Coral

Mold of a beetle? Mold of a cockroach? I don't know! :(

A river bed?

Quick sand

A leaf mold?

Fossil?

:confused: cement

Think. VERY... VERY... VERY... magnified.

Crab fossil.

Lobster fossil.

Starfish

You guys are crazy.

It isn't alive, nor was it ever alive.

Think... even more magnified than that tip of a ball point pen.

think. VERY...VERY...VERY...magnified.

A VERY... VERY... VERY... small fossil?

A cast of old fossills?

Small twig mold?

I'm so lost here Sneezy!

It looks man made, not nature made, the back is too uniform, it's a mold of something, right? But what?

The bottom of a scarred stringray

A grain of sand!

I'll be damned I'm stumped... going to walk my dogs.
When I come back I hope it is solved.

HAH! Good luck everyone. Contest will go on until someone gets it.

Not fair Sneezy.

I think we should play 20 questions. We ask yes or no questions, you answer. Deal?

Cuttle fish?

Mmm... maybe... but you sure you don't want to just keep guessing?

Not fair Sneezy.

I think we should play 20 questions. We ask yes or no questions, you answer. Deal?

Good idea alty , once we reach the 5th page we ask :)

A flea? Oh crap! I didn't read back to notice everyone else was saying fossills.

See what happens when I'm talking to Alty at the same time?. LOL

... we're on the 5th page friend.

How about I give you guys 5 questions. So... first five questions, I will answer.

GO!

Ok

What is it!! :D

Question #1... what is it?

Answer #1... NO :D

Is it a mold of something?

Is it something living?\

Edit edit edit!. That was not one of the questions... nooooooooo... we already know that!

Is it something living?

Can that question , its not living starby :)

Is it bigger than a grain of sand?

Can you flip it over for us?

Is it a mold of something?

Answer #2: no.

Is it bigger than a grain of sand?

Answer #3: possibly. I'm not certain, but I believe so.

A chip of cement.

Your imagination?

2 more questions?

Is it a mineral ie: rock , sand etc?

Mineral such as a rock or sand? no.

A chemical compound? Yes. An essential chemical compound.

Salt? Geez... G'nite... lol

Not salt.

Chemical compound. Jeesh.

Chemical compound.

Occurs naturally.

Occurs in some areas, not in others.

magnified at least 300x.

the tip of the ball point pen was at 175 x... so you can only imagine

This isn't something you brought home from the morgue, is it??

Lol, no, that's sitting in my fridge ;)

OMG!! Don't eat at Sneezy's place.

A crystal.

.hmm...

What defines a crystal?

Relax, wondergirl, I left the human remains in the tupperware on the left, and the spaghetti and meatballs in the similar looking tupperware right on top of it.

... I think.

Phospherus?

Sorry friend.

An pre-schooler could potentially name this so-called-chemical compound... without ever taking a science course.

Last guees before I go...

Quartz

Sorry friend.

Have a good weekend!

Sugar

Hm. I can see how my clues would lead you to sugar.

... you don't need to process this to get it.

Sometimes, you can just go outside, and pick it up.

A molecule? That's silly, I know, but what the heck.

A pebble?

Molecule? Yes. It is... made of molecules, like everything else ;)

Pebble? Think MUCH MUCH smaller.

A stray cat?

Cat?! :eek:

Think smaller than a small pebble.

MUCH. MUCH. MUCH. Smaller.

You said I could go outside and pick it up. Thus, stray cat.

A lichen? Bark? A flower part? Grass blade? (this doesn't look organic) Is it organic? Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Not living. Not organic. Neither animal nor vegetable.

And what defines a mineral?

mineral = a naturally occurring substance formed through geological processes that has a characteristic chemical composition, a highly ordered atomic structure and specific physical properties. A rock, by comparison, is an aggregate of minerals and need not have a specific chemical composition. Minerals range in composition from pure elements and simple salts to very complex silicates with thousands of known forms. (from Wikipedia)

Paper

Hm.

I found this:

A mineral is a naturally occurring homogeneous solid, inorganically formed, with a definite chemical composition and an ordered atomic arrangement.

Based on the above definition, then yes, it is a mineral and it is in the form of a crystal

Is it grey in real life?

Is it gray up there?

::looks::

Hmm...

Is it gray in real life?

Answer is...

no.

The above image is a scanning electron microscopy... thus, adding the tint.

What color is it?

Ooh... can't give that away. The color'll be a dead giveaway

Animal poop would be organic... hmmmm... rust?

Dirt.

What has such a perfect lattice structure..

Salad. :)

::hits forehead::

Haha that was good.

Glass?

Bird poo. ;)

Hm.

Glass? Similar in a way... but... glass doesn't have a lattice structure... it's a moving fluid ;)

Mercury?

Water?

Cherry Kool-Aid?

Milk?

Cherry koolaid, hee, hee. :)

Wondergirl's close in one of her guesses.

Close.

Well ladies and gents, I must head out for the night.

340am.

Time for bed.

Night everyone! Thanks for playing! Hopefully tomorrow'll bring better luck!

HEY!! I'm real close to the answer!!

Haha, OK wondergirl

You get a few more guesses. Watcha got?

To me it looks like an impression made in Blu-tac! Ha ha!

Snow!

Snowflake

Exactly... got here too late! A snowflake! I was thinking that for the last 2 or 3 pages, and MooMoo2 and Colbtech beat me too it!. and after all of that guessing lastnight too! You guys had more hints... LOL!

Woo hoo COLBTECH!

NICELY DONE!

That, indeed, IS a snowflake!!

Dangit, that's what I came up with in the wee hours of the morning. I was ready to post it eary, but slept in.

Darnit again, too late. :(

Early bird catches the worm...

... but then of course, the early worm gets eaten by the bird...

I know, it's sad.

Sneezy, I'm always a step behind. :(

Perhaps you should walk faster?

My feet want to, my brain, not so much. ;)

I thought Sneezy was gone for the night, so I quit thinking. I should get ten points for saying "water."

...I wanted to see where this was going until starby's comment...then decided to intervene.

ok.

another hint.

nature. exists in some parts of the world, non-existent in other parts of the world. Some beaches have them, some islands have them. Most of the North American continent has it as well.

Some beaches have SNOWFLAKES??

Some beaches do actually get snow.

Yep.

And wondergirl, 10 sneezy points for you.

OMG!! Not just ten points, but ten SNEEZY points?? OMG!!

Wondergirl, you're so lucky, I envy you. ;)

I can't decide. Should I hold on to them, sell them, or cash them in?? I hope they're the rare puce ones.

Well, they're quite rare.

... I haven't given ANYONE sneezy points... so... you are the sole owner of sneezy points! Priceless if you ask me.

Is there a way to win more?

We can only hope ;)

I will be putting up the next "what is this?"... now

OMG!! Another one!!

OMG!!! Not just ten points, but ten SNEEZY points?????????? OMG!!!

What McSneezer failed to mention, was that I bought him today for $556 dollars! I own him now, so I control his Sneezy points! Would you like more Wondergirl? I'm feeling really generous this eve. I'm not exactly sure what you use them for, but never the less... they are points! ;) :D

Sneeze man? Are you hungry? I can feed you! Do you want some banana's, or maybe a taco? If you behave, I think I have some chocolate cake, and maybe even a beer in the fridge! :p

What starby's unaware of...

Is that alty outbid you today.

You don't own me no mo.

what starby's unaware of...

is that alty outbid you today.

you don't own me no mo.

That could be changed in a hurry by a liiiiittttle teeny mouse! Don't play with me youngin! :p :cool:

Sneezy is mine, all mine. Do you want to start a bidding war Ducky? Do you? ;)

Sneezy dear, you have permission to bite if someone tries to steal you from me. :)

I have a surprise for both of you ladies. Sneezy is mine. I claimed him long ago. He's mine, lock, stock, and barrel, especially the barrel.

I just paid over $700 dollars for him. I also threw a gummie bear at him.

Wondergirl, I'll make you a deal. If you guess the next pic Sneezy posts then you can have him, if I do, he's all mine. Deal?

He's mine, lock, stock, and barrel, especially the barrel.

Why, wondergirl!

Well then you 2 or 3 get over there and start guessing... his new puzzle is puzzling me! My dogs want to go out for a walk and lol I have a headache from staring at the screen.

I bought him back for $887... mine I tell you... mine!! Muwahahahahaha!

Hmm.. this... whole... fighting over me like a piece of meat...

Not sure how I feel about this.

... wait. Wait... yes I do.

I LOVE IT!

Starby, RUN!! You in big twubble! ;)

I saw him first. I fell first. He was wandering loose on the rebound. He's mine, no money involved.

Wondergirl, don't make me hunt you down. :)

Sneezy, come to momma, don't worry. Starby may have bought you, but I own Starby, so if you're her pet and she's my pet, then you're both my pets and I don't have to pay a dime for you. :)

You DO want to be a world-famous author, don't you, Sneezy? I'm your girl.

Sneezy dear, I cook, I clean, I give you belly rubs. I'll even remove the border rule.

I bake world-class caramel brownies for the special man in my life (YOU, Sneezy!) and will cook delicious meals for one darn cute little chi.

But I know that special little spot right behind your left ear Dr. McSneeze! ::tickle tickle:: Stop shaking your left foot... yep I know... Sneezers fave spot!!

You guys are insane, but I love you guys for it :D

I'm an educator and a librarian. Also, a master's level counselor. I will help you achieve your dream career, Sneezy.

Sneezy, baby, how you doing? Would you like breakfast in bed tomorrow? What would like? Bacon? Eggs? Your wish is my command, the sky's the limit.

Belly rub? No borders? How about it? :)

Girls, I think I got him. :)

Na, na, na, boo, boo.

Sneezy, certainly you are above groveling for Alty's offerings of physical pleasures. Your intellect will be satisfied if you choose me. You and I will delight to discuss forensic psychology and the 206 bones of the human body and rigor mortis and all the mysteries revealed at the Body Farm.

:eek: did someone just say Body Farm?!

... ooh... wondergirl's def winning with that one...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy!!

:eek: did someone just say Body Farm?!?

...ooh...wondergirl's def winning with that one...

Body Farm won over A belly rub? Wha? :confused:

Okay, you can teach me all of that stuff that Wondergirl said. Yes, I'll be your school girl, you be the teacher. ;);)

Damn! I had to go through 4 pages to find out if I was correct. I thought Snowflake staright away but the uniform lines in the centre bothered me? Don't know why just didn't seem right. Maybe some clever so-and-so will explain it.

Lol colbtech. New one's up:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-c...ml#post1207187

Oh you girls... you make me giggle...

We all know where Sneezy's heart is...

... and where his pants are...

Oh you girls.... you make me giggle...

We all know where Sneezy's heart is...

....and where his pants are....

You found his pants Chicky?

... I wondered why he showed up here with no pants! :eek: :o ;)

You found his pants Chicky??

...I wondered why he showed up here with no pants! :eek: :o ;)
Aren't those kp's pants?

Chicky, are you taking good care of our Sneezy? Giving him lots of TLC and JR kisses? I hope so, he's not feeling good. Give him a hug for all of us, I'll leave the kisses to you. :)

Aren't those kp's pants?


Ha, ha, I guess they're both pantsless. ;)

Those are MY pants!

Give them back!

Aren't those kp's pants?

Oh I'm so confused! Who's pants do I have then?

Okay, here's the deal. I shall go from home to home to find the handsome prince who fits these pants! I will pull up in a golden carriage and honk! :p If you are not out in 2 minutes pantless, I will know you have your own pants,. and I am the holder of someone else pants, and my search shall continue on until I find the perfect fit! The rest of you will turn into pumpkins at midnite! :p

Oh I'm so confused!! Who's pants do I have then??

Okay, here's the deal. I shall go from home to home to find the handsome prince who fits these pants! I will pull up in a golden carriage and honk! :p If you are not out in 2 minutes pantless, I will know you have your own pants,....and I am the holder of someone else pants, and my search shall continue on until I find the perfect fit! The rest of you will turn into pumpkins at midnite! :p

HAHAHA!! I love it! :)

Why yes, I'm taking very good care of Sneezy Dear. ;)

Fossil

Fossil
Someone guessed it already. Scroll back to find out what it is. (I won't tell you so as not to spoil the surprise.)

Its driving me crazy sorting through all the posts and all cause I don't find a lot of what I am looking for often.
I'll revise it to an a leaf caked with sand.

Bubblegum with a sneaker impression in it.

The answer is post #107, page 11.

No way!! How can a snowflake look like that no matter how close up.
:confused:

Oh well just goes to show we have to really put our thinking caps on!!

No way!!!! how can a snowflake look like that no matter how close up.
:confused:

oh well just goes to show we have to really put our thinking caps on!!!
Have you seen the newest one??

HAHAHA!!!I love it! :)

Why yes, I'm taking very good care of Sneezy Dear. ;)

Chicky, I've cased the neighborhood, and I still can't find the pantless man! :eek: Should I put out an APB?

Have you seen the newest one??????????


I can't keep up with them all I thought this was the newest only to find it was older.
I think the fur looking one has to be the newest.

Chicky, I've cased the neighborhood, and I still can't find the pantless man! :eek: Should I put out an APB?
He's sitting here next to me. Did you find his pants yet?

There have been several since this one. The fur one? Hmmm... I might have missed that one. I'm still looking for my pantless man... LOL!

I can't keep up with them all I thought this was the newest only to find it was older.
I think the fur looking one has to be the newest.
Yup. The fur one is the newest. What color is Lily?

He's sitting here next to me. Did you find his pants yet?

I already have the pants! I'm going door to door to find the pantless man that fits them! :p

I have the man, bring the pants. ;):)

I turn my head for just a second and he's out the door. Wonder which way he went?

He's a fast one Wondergirl, got to watch him every minute. ;)

Sneezy, you in Florida? Hmmm? Visiting a special J rabbit lady? Say hi from all of us.

Now remember, don't come home too late, you need your rest, you're still sick. What am I saying, JRabbit will take good care of you. Yup, TLC, that's what you need. :)

That... I'm good at. :) I can do TLC...

... and its just what Doctor Dreamy MacSneeze needs right now... ;)