I have to go work on my plans for the cake that will be an answer to the jail duck and the jailer, Sheriff Stringer!! Will be back much later. Night night for now anyway!

It's OK. I needed a sugar rush so I opted for half a brownie earlier.

... do I sound like a girl?

Cottage cheese biggie. Cottage cheese.

Cake sounds good, so does ice cream.... Ugh, craving sugar before bed...gotta love it :p


I will add lots of ice cream to the finale!! What is your favorite BB?? :p

Oh man, I could eat just about any flavor rebbie :) Surprise me

NEver had cottage cheese Sneezy, I won't either. I have pretty good will power when it comes to cravings, I won't eat anything... just want to :p I'll go drink some more water :)

Really? Cottage cheese is actually good for you as far as lifting weights.

I will keep that surprise for you in mind after I finish the up and coming cake..

MMm... sounds good rebby. Save me a piece!

I think I'm going to go study some more... potentially on my bed... with lily. We'll see how this goes...

I'm weird, Whenever I get my late night sugar rush I eat a bowl of cereal =D

I just destroyed my cup of Corn Pops about 5 minutes ago

On a cake of this magnitude, I deliver personal!!!! :p

I will take no chances on this getting messed up....it is all in the plan of how it will be put together...............you and the duck............hmmmmm............ you may be surprised the outcome of this plan.....LOL ALL GOOD!

Rebbie... curiouser and curiouser..

Rebbie....curiouser and curiouser....?

Me too stringer:rolleyes:

Ok, now bear in mind, this was done many years ago when the duck held such a place of honor all alone.......my daughter had two pet ducks.......Princess Tia and Ducky Lucky, well, Duckly Lucky was my son's but for her birthday, she wanted a duck cake so this is the duck cake complete with hand made placemats!!! :eek:

Ok, now, keep in mind, we are not approaching this cake in quite the same manner as we have Stringer and the Duck to manage.................I'm still working on it. Haven't heard from the duck yet on the kind of cake she likes best. I have to have that information before I can continue to formulate my plan!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Niiiiiiiiccccceeeeeeeeeee.

DUCks?? CAKE?? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

DUCks??? CAKE????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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Not bad at all M... but it looks like rubber.. :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:

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Now that is really cute!!

Of course, ours has to have bars on it you know? Hmmmm... but it isn't the construction but the psychology behind the construction of this "up and coming" cake!! :)

Now that is really cute!!!

Of course, ours has to have bars on it you know? Hmmmm.....but it isn't the construction but the psychology behind the construction of this "up and coming" cake!!! :)

And... the tension mounts Rebbie... :D

Well guys five more days and vacation here we come...

Flyer, I will back in your part of the country.

I know cottage cheese is supposed to be good for you, I just can't get over the look of it. I'm not great with textures of foods either... :(

Cottage cheese tastes like dirty socks, just my opinion.;)

Okay, kids are bathed, smelling good, stories read and little bodies tucked in. The baby bird has been fed and so have the dogs, bunnies, bird (tame one) and the fish. Whew, now I can relax for a little while. :)

Did I forget anything?

Alty, did you do anything good for Alty?? You are always taking care of everyone else!!

You forgot to feed me!! I'm resorted to eating bunny food again... which I might add, isn't that bad.

I have cottage cheese with pineapples. Yummm.

Feed you, I made supper, if you didn't eat that's your fault. ;);)

Sneezy, did you see the cake I have in the fridge, if you're good you can have a piece. :)

Gosh, you're ruining my hourglass figure!

1am.

Time for a beer. Possibly 3. a glass of whiskey. Mmm

Alty, did you do anything good for Alty??? You are always taking care of everyone else!!!

Aw, Rebbie, I honestly don't do much for myself, not that I'm a saint, but I just don't find the need to. Every once in a while I get totally fed up and then hubby sends me out for a night, but it doesn't happen often.

I will take a nice hot bath later in my jucuzzi tub, that's something good for me. :)

1am.

time for a beer. possibly 3. a glass of whiskey. mmm


Not fair, I'm out. I want a beer. Sneezy, come over, bring beer, K? :)

I told you alty. Feed me and let me sleep with the bunnies and I'll gladly clean the house and watch the kids so you and wiggy can take a night off anyday.

I told you alty. Feed me and let me sleep with the bunnies and I'll gladly clean the house and watch the kids so you and wiggy can take a night off anyday.

These Bunnies sneezy :D

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What do you mean, "sleep with the bunnies"? ;)

You have to hop on a plane and come here for that to happen.

Okay, I'm frustrated people, just read one of KP's sex posts, and now I'm a bit, shall we say, antsy? Wiggy is working nights for the next two weeks, and he's working 10 hour shifts, and he hasn't gone in to the doctor yet to check how things are going after his vasectomy. So, Alty is a bit, you know, frustrated! :(

Someone tell me a joke, or a sad story, or tell me that sex is really bad in August, make it believeable okay?

... what other bunnies did you think I was talking about?

Alty, those were the bunnies you were talking about when you said you had bunnies... right?

... RIGHT?!

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M, how did you do that? M, don't post the nude pics, okay?

Sex in August leads to herpes. Trust me.

Nuff said.

In other news... how's wiggy doing? I'm assuming he's feeling better... no more pain, etc, right? As long as he's not sore or in pain, and is feeling absolutely comfortable, he can help you release those... frustrations.

But then, of course, he still... has to worry about the herpes in August.

LOL... don't forget you have Cabana boy Alty :P

Wait, weird, when your post came up M there was no picture, so I clicked on the attachment thingy and my kodac pictures came up. What's happening? EEEKKK!

Cabana boy, 20 something, muscular body, and available. Wiggy, 38, some muscles, and at work. Hmmmmm, what's a girl to do? Wiggy won't be home until around 3am, there's no way I can stay up that long, and the mood will probably (hopefully) have left by then.

I guess I could always find some batteries that are charged. :);)

I guess I could always find some batteries that are charged. :);)


LMAO... tmi , tmi ::shakes head::

I was kidding boys, come back, I promise I'll be good. Besides, there aren't any batteries, so I'll just talk to you guys. Anyone here? Did I scare you boys away? Come back! :(

LMAO.............................tmi , tmi ::shakes head::

No batteries M, so I'm left to my own devices. Kidding, don't leave, I'm sort of kind of kidding, really, almost, maybe. :D

I'm here.

How's wiggy doing? You never said.

I'm here.

How's wiggy doing? You never said.

He's no longer in pain, in fact he's feeling pretty darn good. Unfortunately we're both a bit worried about trying anything right now, with my luck I'd be one of those women who got pregnant after her husband's vasectomy because we didn't wait long enough. I don't trust condoms, so we're kind of waiting for the doctors go ahead. It's extremely frustrating, really, really frustrating. AHHHHHHHH! Okay, I'm fine, really, it's all good. :eek:

Oof. Alty, you may have to wait a while if you want the confirmation. Usually confirmation happens around 2 months...

oof. alty, you may have to wait a while if you want the confirmation. Usually confirmation happens around 2 months...


2 MONTHS... hee hee:D :D

Oops did I say that out loud:eek: :eek:

2 MONTHS! Way to put a damper on things Sneezy. ;)

Okay, I guess I'm going condom shopping tomorrow. I feel like a teenager again. ;)

OoO... can you instill the awkwardness that comes with condom shopping as a teenager?

... maybe you can ask in a loud voice, "Do you have these in flavored?!?"

Flavored, no way, glow in the dark and ribbed for her pleasure, that's the way to go. Hee, hee, I can just see it now, Jared, Sydney and me, buying condoms at Walmart. Not a great mental picture. :(

Wait a minute. Buying condoms is Wiggy's responsibility, not mine. Right? ;)

I like to think so... but I have a few female friends whose boyfriends make them buy the condom. "If she doesn't want to get pregnant, then she'll buy them."

These Bunnies sneezy :D

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WHoooooaa!

What do you mean, "sleep with the bunnies"? ;)

You have to hop on a plane and come here for that to happen.

Okay, I'm frustrated people, just read one of KP's sex posts, and now I'm a bit, shall we say, antsy? Wiggy is working nights for the next two weeks, and he's working 10 hour shifts, and he hasn't gone in to the doctor yet to check how things are going after his vasectomy. So, Alty is a bit, you know, frustrated! :(

Someone tell me a joke, or a sad story, or tell me that sex is really bad in August, make it believeable okay?


Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... yep bad...

I was kidding boys, come back, I promise I'll be good. Besides, there aren't any batteries, so I'll just talk to you guys. Anyone here? Did I scare you boys away? Come back! :(


STAMPEDE!! :eek: :rolleyes:

sex in august leads to herpes. trust me.

nuff said.

in other news...how's wiggy doing? I'm assuming he's feeling better...no more pain, etc, right? As long as he's not sore or in pain, and is feeling absolutely comfortable, he can help you release those...frustrations.

But then, of course, he still...has to worry about the herpes in August.


Yes stringy. Herpes are bad :D

Stringer, did you get rid of your headache from your stressy day?

Stringer, did you get rid of your headache from your stressy day?

Yes princess, thank you for asking... but I can't mention how... with Alty here... :p

yes stringy. herpes are bad :D

And thank you very much... I certainly needed the education... Sneezer.

Stringer, not fair, so not fair. You're getting lucky and I'm sitting here thinking about Walmart and condoms. NOT FAIR!! ;)

Stringer, not fair, so not fair. You're getting lucky and I'm sitting here thinking about Walmart and condoms. NOT FAIR!!!! ;)

Sorry sweetheart... but I really didn't mention how... :)

AHHH my virgin ears! My virgin ears!

Stringer you didn't have to, it was implied. ;)

Sneezy, LMAO, virgin ears, hee, hee, thanks, I needed that. :)

OK ladies and gents. It's time for me to get in bed... and... imagine my soul being sucked out through my toes (it was alty's idea)...

You kids be good! Don't make me get the umbrella! (not sure why... an umbrella... but... the threat worked on me as a child... )

Night sneezy

Hope alty hasn't got you all worked up :D

Stringer you didn't have to, it was implied. ;)

Sneezy, LMAO, virgin ears, hee, hee, thanks, I needed that. :)

Well... Rebbie was just asking me about my "pain." And I am sympathetic my dear... really.:)

Eeek, it's 12:30am, time for Alty to get her beauty sleep, especially since I have to get up every 3 hours to feed Squeakers.

Goodnight my dear friends, love you all tons. Sleep well, be good, and don't worry, I'll be fine, I hope. ;)

Stringer, you are a lucky man, but you already know that, right dear?

Sneezy, your poor ears, you're a sweetheart, don't worry, I won't tell anyone. ;)

M, you always make me laugh dear, for that I am always grateful. :)

Rebbie, your cake making skills are a marvel, I wish I had your talent.

For the rest, take care, sleep tight, talk to you soon.

Goodnight. :)

Good night my Queen... think of other things... brushing the dog, and... can't think of anything else, too tired myself.

So.. good night everyone it is 20 minutes to 3 am and my lovely wife has been sleeping for over an hour and a half already...

Night...

Stringer

Night Sneezy!

Alty, I am still looking for photos of cakes you might like for the kids. Hope the little wing begins to heal on your little bird you found. Good night to you also.

Good night Stringer!

Gnite all , I'm about to leave work so hope you all sleep well :)

Angel, I guess I may as well say goodnight to you also. I will be up but not for much longer. Sweet Dreams when your night time comes!!

:::EDIT::: Oops!! You left before I got this posted. Have a safe trip home from work.

Hi everyone.

It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's...

Ah, the little bugger's turning 15. I'm out for the day... gotta pick up his presents and then head on to the parents' house for dinner.

I'll be back... much much later!

Hi everyone.

It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's...

ah, the little bugger's turning 15. I'm out for the day...gotta pick up his presents and then head on to the parents' house for dinner.

I'll be back...much much later!

Please tell you brother we are wishing him a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" as well today!! Have fun picking up gifts and a fun family dinner!! Enjoy! :p

You are a great brother!

Just a quick hello everyone.

Well, Squeakers passed away some time last night, I woke up early for a feeding and he was gone. I really though he would make it, he had so much spunk, but maybe it's better he didn't, I don't think he ever would have been able to fly, and his leg was pretty messed up too. He's in a better place, but the kids are taking it really hard, especially Jared. Why do I let myself get into these situations?

Anyway, that's the update, and I told myself I wouldn't let it get to me if he died, now that he did, well, a few tears have been shed, can't help it. Darnit, not good. :(

Hope everyone else is doing well.

Sneezy, sing Happy Birthday to your brother for me. Fifteen, such a fun age. :)

I am sorry to hear this Alty... I know the kids and you are affected by this and I am sorry.

I will be back later, business to attend to. AND I am leaving this Monday for two weeks back to Pa (Pgh area) to visit family and relax... back on Saturday the 23rd... much needed time away for Marta and me...

Stringer

Thanks Stringer. It's sad that the death of something that wasn't even in our lives an entire day would have such an affect, but it does. I like to believe that death doesn't faze me much, because I've been through so much of it in a very short time, but it does affect me, even when it's just a crippled little bird.

I hope you have a wonderful trip with Marta when you go. It's always nice to get away for some R&R. :)

Hi all! Derned puter has been throwing a fit again! *Grumble Grumble*

Awww, Alty... poor little Squeakers!. poor Sydney and Jared! :( You tried!

I hear some little birdie wants to know what kind of cake I like?? Hmmmm!! I like Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Icing, and I really like Angel Food Confetti Cake with Fluffy Icing, and I love Cheesecake... or just CAKE!! Great... I need to stop by the bakery now! I'm not going to get out of there easlily you know! Now I have a craving for Kuchen. Yesss, apple and cherry Kuchen... yummmmmyyyy!. oh and Strudel!. oh boy I'm in trouble now!

Momma C, I hope you are feeling a bit better dear heart! Love you bunches!

Sneezer McSneeze? Why didn't I receive your monthly newsletter that August is Herpes month? Wheewww!. that was a close call! Why are you eating bunny food?

Stringy? You are going to leave us for a WHOLE 2 weeks? Who is going to babysit us? :(

Chicky? Did you get all of your furniture yet?

Spidey? Where are you finding all of these bunnies? Have you contacted your landlord about this infestation?

Biggie? I heard you were stinky yesterday! Lol

Who am I forgetting... who?. who?. I know I'm going to get in trouble from someone!

Baaaadddd puter... I never know when it will stick it's tongue out at me again! :(

Hey Starby, I missed you. Sob, tear, where have you been?

Give your computer a kick for me, K? ;)

For all of you that might be interested, we are having a burial service for Squeakers tomorrow afternoon, I'm even making a cross.

Now I feel bad, should I tell the kids I lied when I said I buried their hamsters? It was winter people, there's no digging graves in winter, trust me, Starby can verify if need be. So, I gave the hamsters a hefty burial, as in hefty garbage bags. Great, now I feel guilt. :(

Being a parent isn't always easy.

"Stringy?? You are going to leave us for a WHOLE 2 weeks?? Who is going to babysit us?? :(" - Starby

I have given the Deputy special instructions for each of you... see that you adhere or he has the specifications in hand for suitable punishment... ha ha :) *(Possible use of the Susy... NAaaaaaa.. Susy is going with me this time... use the shotgun M!) Ha

M... study hard... so you will know instantly who is breaking our laws...

Stringer (Sheriff with six shooter and badge) :)

Laws, punishment? Starby, I think we may be in trouble.:eek:

Stringer (Sheriff with six shooter and badge) :)

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I have it all covered Boss :D

Laws, punishment? Starby, I think we may be in trouble.:eek:

~~~~~~There's a new sun~~~~~~rising up angry ~~~~~in the west~~~~~~

Dark clouds also for those who misbehave... ha, ha :eek: :rolleyes: ;) ;)

I have full faith in my Deputy... he is well trained and top of his class... :D

Stringer

Alty
Real sorry to hear about poor little Squeaker :( , you tried!!

Thanks M, yes, I did try, but failed, he's in a better place.

What's the punishment going to be for misbehaviour deputy? ;)

What's the punishment going to be for misbehaviour deputy? ;)

I'm sure that YOU will find out ;)

I'm sure that YOU will find out ;)

So am I , that's I'm asking. Does it involve bondage? Oooh, did I say that out loud? Still haven't gotten any quality time with hubby, sorry. :o

LOL... see what I mean:eek:

LOL.................see what I mean:eek:

Eeek, I already broke the rules?

Hmmm, I already broke the rules?:D

So M, are you going to punish me? Please? ;)

Dangit, I need quality time, really soon kids, until then, I am not responsible for my posts. Blame it on frustration, and the lack of charged batteries. :D

Too far M?

Wife reads an article,

"Wow! A bull can have sex 3000 times a year... I wish u could do the same".

Hubby replies, "Ask the bull if he has sex with the same cow'

Cow? Are we going there M? ;)

Cow? Are we going there M? ;)

LMAO... not going there alty:rolleyes:

Wiggy help us all out here!!

LMAO.................. not going there alty:rolleyes:

Wiggy help us all out here!!!!


Wiggy's at work, it's just you and me bud. Are you scared? You should be. Muwahahahahahaha :D

Uh oh... Jared... Sydney... are you there??


M qiuck retreat to your corner :eek:

Chicken. :)

Jared and Sydney are my flesh and blood, they will not side with you. If they do they will hear how I suffered through 9 months of pregnancy, per child, labor and delivery, I have video to back it up. Trust me, in the end they will be on my side. :):)

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I have it all covered Boss :D

M!!!!!!!! There will be NO retreating to your corner!!!!! You are in charge, Alty is a challenging you... you have to show strength now...

Do I have to worry the whole time I am away? Is there no rest for the weary? :confused:

M...Stand up straight, shoulders back, hat on straight, AND your hands on yer guns. Now march out there and uphold the rules......

Sheriff...

I thought that I wasn't supposed to have grapefruit at all with the pills I have to take. Now my Doc has told me it is OK in moderation. I haven't had cold grapefruit for over 2 1/2 years. I am eating my first one now AND it is GREAT, boy I missed it. Nice and cold with salt... great!

I'm a challenge? Stringer dear, I haven't yet begun to challenge M. Muwahahahahah.

Come on M, if you can handle me, then you can handle anyone. Are you up to the challenge? Hmmmmmm? Do you feel lucky, do you? Muwahahahahahahaha. :):)

I thought that I wasn't supposed to have grapefruit at all with the pills I have to take. Now my Doc has told me it is ok in moderation. I haven't had cold grapefruit for over 2 1/2 years. I am eating my first one now AND it is GREAT, boy I missed it. Nice and cold with salt....great!

Never had grapefriut, actually, not true, haven't had grapefruit since I took a bite of my moms when I was little. Ugggh, still remember that day vividly. ;)

M!!!!!!!! There will be NO retreating to your corner!!!!! You are in charge, Alty is a challenging ya....you have to show strength now....

Do I have to worry the whole time I am away? Is there no rest for the weary? :confused:

M...Stand up straight, shoulders back, hat on straight, AND your hands on yer guns. Now march out there and uphold the rules......

Sheriff....

It's all good stringer , all part of the strategy... you have nothing to worry about!! :cool:

It's all good stringer , all part of the strategy..................... you have nothing to worry about!!!!:cool:

Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :D

Stringer, are you sure you can take a chance leaving M in charge while you're gone? Perhaps you'd rather leave me in charge, after all I have the second whip. :)

"Stringy?? You are going to leave us for a WHOLE 2 weeks?? Who is going to babysit us?? :(" - Starby

I have given the Deputy special instructions for each of you....see that you adhere or he has the specifications in hand for suitable punishment.......ha ha :) *(Possible use of the Susy....NAaaaaaa..Susy is going with me this time...use the shotgun M!) Ha

M...study hard...so you will know instantly who is breaking our laws....

Stringer (Sheriff with six shooter and badge) :)

SHOTGUNS?. Alty duck! (no pun intended :D ). Spidey might just take advantage of the powers that be, and get a little trigger happy! We will have to devise a plan of our own girlzzz! Shhhhhh... the Sheriff might have this place bugged!

Starby, grab the guns and run, you and I will run this place, shhhh, don't say anything, just sway your hips and bat your lashes, pouty lips and a twinkle in your eye. Okay, go.

Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :D



Can you do this... and disappear... and come back without you even noticing:D

I have you covered my dear Alty:cool:

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Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :D

Stringer, are you sure you can take a chance leaving M in charge while you're gone? Perhaps you'd rather leave me in charge, after all I have the second whip. :)

Hear yee, hear yee... there IS NO second whip.. propaganda only! No second WHIP! Only Susy!

Can you do this................and dissapear.............and come back without you even noticing:D

I have you covered my dear Alty:cool:

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You underestimate me, which is exactly what I want. I will leap when you least expect it, you'll never see it coming dear M.

Disappear, no, I can't do that, but seduce and destroy, that's right up my alley. :)

So M, how you doing? ;)

Hear yee, hear yee............there IS NO second whip..propaganda only! No second WHIP! Only Susy!

How wrong you are Stringer, how wrong you are. Salvador is not the lone whip, no he is not.

Meet my new whip. I have decided, after long consideration, to name him, Bob;

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Bob, this is everyone, if they misbehave you will get to know them well. :D

Hellooooo Bob! I like you already! You're a handsome looking whip! Susy is no match for you! You are a strong sexy whip!

Here is a run down. Spidey likes to go by many Alias's. Don't let him fool you! If he tries to seduce you... he is in disguised as Francine. If he tries to be silly to confuse you... he will be dressed as Franny Pants. If he is dressed all in black,and wears a mask, he is disguised as Batman. If he is spinning webs... that will be Spidey!

Watch out Bob... he's a tricky guy!

Bob is prepared and he isn't worried.

We've been training for the last few days, he's a natural, can hit the whisker off a fly, yes he can.

M, you're in trouble dear.

Bob looks way too meek to be a threat... he never be able to compete with


HAGAR the Mace!! :cool:
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Hmmm, Hagar, very nice M.

Do you really think that Bob is the only weapon in my arsenal? Silly M, of course he isn't.

There's Bruno the bullwhip, Billy the bow and arrow, Gerald the gun, Ron the rifle, Lance the lance, so many men, so little time. :);)

Surrender and I'll be kind. :)

Heh

Hagar backwards...

Is RAGAHHHH!

Sshhhhhhh! Alty don't tell k?

YouTube - Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddURb0alQc)

Hmmm, Hagar, very nice M.

Do you really think that Bob is the only weapon in my arsenal? Silly M, of course he isn't.

There's Bruno the bullwhip, Billy the bow and arrow, Gerald the gun, Ron the rifle, Lance the lance, so many men, so little time. :);)

Surrender and I'll be kind. :)

Alty
HAGAR is just here to take care of Bob (oooh that names scary)

I have an array of weapons in the Batcave that will look after all those other poofy weapons... too easy!!

Poofy, oh no you didn't! :eek:

The only thing poofy in my arsenal is Wiggy. My boys are strong, tough, they can tear your little Hagar to shreds.

As for the names, if you're really good and really tough, you don't need big names.:D

I'll meet you at the bat corner at midnight for a duel. No weapons, just mano a mano.:cool:

It's all good stringer , all part of the strategy..................... you have nothing to worry about!!!!:cool:

K... Aaaahhhh... K?? :rolleyes: :eek: :) :rolleyes:

How wrong you are Stringer, how wrong you are. Salvador is not the lone whip, no he is not.

Meet my new whip. I have decided, after long consideration, to name him, Bob;

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Bob, this is everyone, if they misbehave you will get to know them well. :D


No prob M, nope NONE AT ALL... ha ha... this tiny thing requires BATTERIES!! All batteries in Canada are now in transit to the USA... not one left in Canada... NOT A ONE.

And besides M, stand back from her... it is only "six inches" long... hahahahahaha and HA!!

Use the shot gun!!

Remember M, you'll have to clean out the jail cells, still dirty from the last bunch of "ladies" we had there... :eek:

K.....Aaaahhhh...K??????:rolleyes: :eek: :) :rolleyes:

Worry Stringer, his strategy isn't working. :D

No prob M, nope NONE AT ALL....ha ha.....this tiny thing requires BATTERIES!!!!!! All batteries in Canada are now in transit to the USA....not one left in Canada.....NOT A ONE.

And besides M, stand back from her....it is only "six inches" long....hahahahahaha and HA!!!!

Use the shot gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember M, you'll have to clean out the jail cells, still dirty from the last bunch of "ladies" we had there................................:eek:

6 inches long? Stringer, do you really want me to go there? ;)

Worry Stringer, his strategy isn't working. :D


Alty
You haven't won 1 Round yet :D

I have her under control stringer... the stronger will survive!!

Bob looks way too meek to be a threat.................he never be able to compete with


HAGAR the Mace!!!:cool:
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Cel... a... brate.. CEL>>>A>>>BRATE!! YES... very good Deputy... "HAGAR THE TERRIBLE"!! There is now no resistance left...

What...LOOK! BOBBI is shaking and whimpering over there in your corner M!:D :D

Alty
You haven't won 1 Round yet :D

I have her under control stringer....................the stronger will survive!!!


In all my 37 years no one has ever been able to say that. :cool:

Sshhhhhhh!! Alty don't tell k??

YouTube - Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddURb0alQc)

Missed the sheriff and didn't shoot the deputy... ~~~~~~~~~~~~:D

In all my 37 years no one has ever been able to say that. :cool:

So do I get a Medal :p ;)

Alty
HAGAR is just here to take care of Bob (oooh that names scary)

I have an array of weapons in the Batcave that will look after all those other poofy weapons..........too easy!!!!

Alty... this Batman person is having an identity crisis! He didn't pay the rent, and got booted from the Batcave. He forgets he is now Spiderman, and forgets he now lives in the cheaper part of town! He sits at home all day spinning webs!. I think he's bored!. we can fool him! I saw him trying to go to the corner store today... his web broke, and he fell on his head! I don't know if he is thinking clearly! :p :D

So do I get a Medal :p ;)

You haven't managed to control me yet dear M. I haven't won a round, but neither have you my dear.

Don't forget, I know karate, and allot of other oriental words. :)

I've got a Black Belt in Origami... and I'll fold you in half :)

So do I get a Medal :p ;)

YES... and you are seriously being looked at for the sheriff's job... of course... when I retire... :rolleyes:

Alty....this Batman person is having an identity crisis!! He didn't pay the rent, and got booted from the Batcave. He forgets he is now Spiderman, and forgets he now lives in the cheaper part of town!! He sits at home all day spinning webs!!....I think he's bored!!...we can fool him!! I saw him trying to go to the corner store today...his web broke, and he fell on his head! I don't know if he is thinking clearly! :p :D

LOL... Alty , your backup has arrived. She is clearly delirious :)

I've got a Black Belt in Origami............and i'll fold you in half :)

I can make a paper crane, and a frog, I'll make you croak. Wait, that was mean. Sorry. :(

LOL........................Alty , your backup has arrived. She is clearly delirious :)

Delirious, no, she's merely intoxicated. Starduck, snap out of it, come on, look alive.

Ummm, nothing to see hear, go about your business. :o

You haven't managed to control me yet dear M. I haven't won a round, but neither have you my dear.

"Don't forget, I know karate, and allot of other oriental words. :)"


(Time out Alty... (+)... have to say: THAT WAS funny... ):D

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(Time out Alty.....(+)...have to say: THAT WAS funny........):D


Hee, hee, I have my moments Stringer. Thanks. :)

I've got a Black Belt in Origami............and i'll fold you in half :)

Origamy?. I'll make a paper jet and Alty and I will just fly back to the Island... our escape will be painless!

Origamy??....I'll make a paper jet and Alty and I will just fly back to the Island....our escape will be painless!!

YES

Run ,run , run... told you I had it under control stringer , they are fleeing :cool:

You can run but... you can not hide...

Let them run out of your jurisdiction M... that's fine, you ran them out of your town... good work, now you can go have a donut.. if you can find room at the counter... :)

Oh what am I saying... I'm a damn DUCK! Alty!. jump on lets fleee!. plural of fly! :p

Starduck, no fleeing, we will stand up and fight, we are women, hear us roar. In your case quack, don't worry, I'll roar. :)

Yes you are right my dear Alty... we will not back down from the Deputy!

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M.......go to the Binky Binky thingy room...I think they may be hiding there...

Silly String, we don't hide, we stand up and fight. We are made of tough stuff, we are women, we'll never give up, never surrender.

Now, you and M are merely men, easily molded by the whims of a woman. Do you deny it? Dare you deny it? I think we all know who will win.

We do not need weapons, we do not need a plan, we only need our brains and our brawn, and maybe a pushup bra. :D

Do you surrender? Do you give up? I have more girlie pics, they're yours if you join our team, just say the word and I will post them all, just for you. What do you say? ;)

Silly String, we don't hide, we stand up and fight. We are made of tough stuff, we are women, we'll never give up, never surrender.

Now, you and M are merely men, easily molded by the whims of a woman. Do you deny it? Dare you deny it? I think we all know who will win.

We do not need weapons, we do not need a plan, we only need our brains and our brawn, and maybe a pushup bra. :D

Do you surrender? Do you give up? I have more girlie pics, they're yours if you join our team, just say the word and I will post them all, just for you. What do you say? ;)


M... M... where are you? Pictures... (breathing faster... ):confused:

M seems to have run away, far, far away. You are all alone dear Stringer, all by your lonesome. You don't want to be all alone, do you? Come here dear, let's take a walk, oh, look, pictures. Do you want them? I'll show you one.

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There's more where that came from Sir Stringer. Just take my hand, I'll show you the way. :D

Stringer
She has fallen for the plan...

Keep them coming Alty :)

stringer
she has fallen for the plan........................

keep em coming Alty :)

Oh silly M, I am not a simple woman, no sir. I think you may have underestimated me. I do not fall for reverse psychology, nope, not going to work.

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stringer
she has fallen for the plan........................

keep em coming Alty :)


Yep... I love it! In many ways, I love it.

Hi Honey, what was that? Oh Marta, it's not me, never, no never...it's that Alty, remember the one I was telling you about...yep, ah huh...her!

Oh silly M, I am not a simple woman, no sir. I think you may have underestimated me. I do not fall for reverse psychology, nope, not going to work.

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34 B please... where do I place my order... oh over here... I see...
(Socks sure are tight tonight?):D

34B? Honey, if those are a 34B, then I'm a 32A. :)

34B? Honey, if those are a 34B, then I'm a 32A. :)

No, no ,no...that was my order... boy the people they hire these days.. ;) :rolleyes:

No, no ,no...that was my order...boy the people they hire these days...?;) :rolleyes:

LMAO, Stringer, now I can't breath, laughing too hard. :p :p :p

34 B please...where do I place my order...oh over here...I see...
(Socks sure are tight tonight?):D

May I suggest you buy bigger socks?. buy them in black... it makes you look thinnner, and you won't be so self-conscious! Baahahahahaha!

May I suggest you buy bigger socks??....buy them in black....it makes you look thinnner, and you won't be so self-conscious!! Baahahahahaha!!


Yes... thanks... I will try that... Marta! Where are you sweetheart... I have plans tonight... ah huh, yep... Didn't you say that you went to Victoria's Secret yesterday...
Right... ABOUT THAT...:rolleyes:

yes...thanks...I will try that....Marta! where are you sweetheart...I have plans tonight...ah huh, yep...Didn't you say that you went to Victoria's Secret yesterday....
right....ABOUT THAT...:rolleyes:

Ohhh, now that's playing dirty. Not fair, you have Marta, I'm all alone, no big strong Rod to "comfort" me. :(

Ohhh, now that's playing dirty. Not fair, you have Marta, I'm all alone, no big strong Rod to "comfort" me. :(

No M... do not post that picture... sheesh:eek:

34 B please...where do I place my order...oh over here...I see...
(Socks sure are tight tonight?):D

How about these Puppies stringer... buy 2 get 1 free:D

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No M..................do not post that picture...............sheesh:eek:

LOL!. I was hiding my eyes... just peeking! :p

No M..................do not post that picture...............sheesh:eek:

Men of the LAW have pride and are strong...

How about these Puppies stringer.................buy 2 get 1 free:D

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Oh my (again- oh my!) well certainly more than a mout... never mind... :eek:

I can only guess what Sneezer's 15 y o brother is thinking about you Alty if he is watching... wow... education here we come...

M, cute kitty. :)

Well guys, It has been fun tonight... I am off to la la land and yes Alty.......

G'nite Sheriff! Sleep with one eye open!. Muawhahahahaha!

G'nite Sheriff!! Sleep with one eye open!!.....Muawhahahahaha!!

I'll need both open for a while... night.:) Good fun...

Always good fun! G'nite Silly Stringy String Man! LOL! Sweet Dreams!

Well guys, It has been fun tonight.....I am off to la la land and yes Alty.......

You just had to rub it in, salt on the wound, ouch. ;)

Night Stringer, Night Marta, RUN! :):)

Rebbie!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you do a cake showing "Yakky Ducky" in a cage?:rolleyes:

Ok now, while you all have been having duels of strength using weapons of hurt and maim, :eek: I have been constructing a cake that will settle all problems between Yakky Ducky" and "Sheriff Stringer". :)

I do apologize that I do not have a photo of it but I am working on getting that and will post at a later later later time long after the cake has served it's purpose. Ok, the bottom of the cage is made of two layers Carrot Cake of course with a layer of Cream Cheese between the layer and of course a soft covering of Cream Cheese on the top, just to make a soft, delicious place to enjoy!!! Now, in the corner of said cage is a little area made especially for "Yakky Ducky" to exercise, so said Ducky can take flight if need be from Sheriff Danger, I mean Stringer! The exercise area is made of Angel Food Confetti Cake the kind that is real springy when touched. In the corner is a special little bowl is a mountain of Fluffy Icing as a reward after the exercise jumping on the Angel Food Confetti cake, or just a nice place to lie down and rest, trying to figure a way out of this wicked looking cage. There is one special place hanging from the top of the cage, filled with a substance that is guaranteed to give a Yakky Ducky strength to jump great heights and to also spring forth in a great burst of energy if that little cage door that appears to be made of wood, ever opens. Oh, I think that substance is ................ ::SIP:: Yep, it is that good Ol' Mountain Dew, guaranteed to keep one awake and alert for the much needed escape.

Oh my, wait, the cage, it looks as if it is made of wood, sturdy to a fault. But wait there is no door! No way of escape for "Yakky Ducky"!!! Sheriff Stringer however is sitting over there in that chair just eying that cage and licking his lips. That doesn't make sense. The Deputy is in the corner just taking it all in, wondering what next??? OK.........the duck is secured!!!!!!! The Sheriff and the Deputy feels certain they can both relax and the Sheriff is thinking of the great vacation coming up with no worries of the Duck causing mischief and Deputy M is just relaxing with hat down over his eyes. NO WORRIES MATE!!!

Wait, Sheriff Stringer sees the Duck moving. Oh, just exercising. Duck is secretly studying her next move! Oh my, the Sheriff is watching and the wood seems to be moving, swaying really and maybe not quite so secure as he thought!!! The Duckster and the Sheriff, eye ball to eye ball now, the Deputy lifts that hat just ever so slightly, not wanting to give away his concern. Yep, Sheriff Stringer is getting up, going over to the cage. He looks closely, could this be??? The cage looks like it is covered in frosting, you know that chocolate peanut butter icing that is so rich and creamy! But why would someone cover a perfectly good wooden cage with icing, moving a bit closer, it all sways when Ducky moves. Closer, the Sheriff moves in...........this cannot be but yet, my eyes do not deceive me, the cage is made of Moist Dark Chocolate Cake and the icing, it can't be that luscious tempting icing. Meanwhile, Duckster is beginning to devour the exercise area Angel Food Confetti cake, dipping it in the ever so comforting fluffy icing! A sip of the good ol' Mt. Dew couldn't hurt ::slurp:::::: Quacking loudly as she sees Sheriff Stringer, touch the cage. Maybe Duckster could bite him and get away but wait, no door. BAD PLAN. He might get mad and really hurt Duckster for biting him....well, he wouldn't really mean to but..........bad plan anyway........The Duckster continues eating and finishes the exercise area but hold on........hold the presses.............hold on just a minute.......she gets a little lick of the floor and it is her favorite Carrott Cake with Cream Cheese Icing on top, in between, it's every where , it's everywhere! Heaven, just like Heaven. She is so happy she does not see the Sheriff putting his finger in the icing, you know just to taste test it but once he does, he has to have a bit more, just one more bit. The Deputy sits quietly still in the corner but sssshhhhhh.....warns the Sheriff quietly....pssst! ppppssssssssssstttt......."Sheriff, beware"! About that time the Sheriiff accidentally puts his finger through a rung in the cage! Exposed, now even more clearly is the wonderful moist dark chocolate cake, still covered in the smooth tempting icing. He breaks off a piece, ever so small. The Deputy is shaking his head :::NO NO NO:: It's too much for the Sheriff........he breaks off an even bigger piece, now it appears to have a hug door in the cage. The Duckster is watching and thinking, ok, now is my chance but even with her greatest effort she cannot force her self away from such a lovely treat as carrott cake with cream cheese icing. Sheriff breaks off another piece of the cage and then another, then another, soon the cage is almost gone as is the floor of the cage and the exercise area and the good ol' Mt. Dew. Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, sweet Deputy just can't stand it any longer. He quietly walks away.

Wait, no, there he is, he just went around the corner and would you believe it, he has brought enough ice cream for everyone and Rebby, the builder of the cake, appears with more cake for everyone. Cake of all kinds!!! Icing galore!!! More good ol' Mt. Dew for everyone!!! Big Bird, ice cream is here. Hey, it's party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now by this time the Duckster is too full to fly away and the Sheriff is waaaaay too content to do anything harmful to the "Yakky Ducky". A document is drawn up... a peace treaty... well... it is just for now of course until the Sheriff gets back from vacation and the Duckster gets more practice diving and flying to protect herself.

NOW, you really didn't think Rebby would ever do anything to either The Sheriff or the Duck, did you??? Nope, just not my style! Keep 'em happy, get that peace treaty signed (temporary truce) and "everyone plays pretty"! For now anyway!!! :p


Sheriff, "Happy Vacation" to you and Marta, Deputy, I know you will do the honorable thing in upholding the law. Duckster, I know you are going to have a good time and enjoy the "truce" at least for a bit. Alty, I know you will be rewarded for trying to help the little birdie....I am so sorry about the loss. Sneezy, I know that you will do wonderful on your exams and trust your brother's party went well for all. Unky, been missing you. Big Bird, sure hope you enjoy the ice cream! HC, hope you are getting all settled in nicely and comfortably in your new home. Chery, Starty, Clough and anyone else I have missed mentioning, I hope you enjoyed the party! It started out a dark mystery but blossomed into a thing of beauty!!


If anyone thinks I am going to spell check this or check grammar, sorry tf disappoint you. That cake decorating just took it out of me. Good Night and Sweet Sweet Sweet Dreams to all!!
Rebby :p

Ok, so I made a change or two!! :)

Rebbie, that sounds soooooo yummy, wish I could dig in in reality, not virtually.

You are such a sweet lady, we are so blessed to know you dear, love you lots.

Good night, and sweet dreams to you as well dear Rebbie. :)

Princess Rebby

That was... that was... Absolutely Brilliant!!

Great Job!!

M, there you are, thought you were hiding. Stringer went to bed, sort of, so you're on your own. You scared? You should be. Muwahahahahahahahaha. :)

That's fun. Muwahaha, hee, hee. :)

I see a very long interesting tale (not tail as in Duck... so don't get any idea's here) written by our dear Rebby Girl! I shall be back to read it in it's entirety! Princess Niki is calling, and wants to play with her golden ball! The Duck shall return!

Duck, duck, goose. Don't know why I said it, it just flowed out.

Oh, look, BEER! :)

M,. You scared?


Petrified... NOT:cool:

Not even a little bit? What am I doing wrong?

Is it my roar, is it weak? Perhaps it's the whip, after all it's only 6 inches long (stop Alty, you promised not to go there). ;)

Is it the fact that you too know how to get girlie pics?

Really, tell me, I need to know. Let's discuss it over a beer. :)

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I agree princess... wow! Great!

Night all...

I agree princess.........wow! Great!

Night all...

Stringer, that was quick. ;););)

Night. :)

Stringer, that was quick. ;););)

Night. :)

Nope... haven't even begun to begin... night.:D

Nope...haven't even begun to begin....night.:D

Better get going then, it's getting late. :)

Night sweets. Night Marta, lucky girl. ;)

Rebby Girl, I loved your Ducky Tale! ::QUACK QUACK:: :D My fellow ducks are never going to believe this! It was such an adventure I was on! Boy I'm full... all of that scrumtuous cake and icing galore! Yuuuummm!. and all of that Mountain Dew ::burp:: 'scuse me! Does anyone have any Pepto Bismol? I think ducky has a tummy ache. Sheriff?. Deputy?. can ducky have some warm milk?

Have you signed our agreement? I signed it in my best chicken scratch. Sheriff, wake the deputy!. he nodded off again in the corner! Sheriff pleeeease... fasten your belt, you ate too much cake!. that is not a pretty sight sheriff.

Can you please get the deputy to stop snoring?. it is giving me a headache!. sheesh!. the whole room is shaking! It's a good thing I have a little peanut butter on my tiny feet, or I would be falling over!

Well I must fly! I know you can't run sheriff,. too much cake... and the deputy is sawing logs in the corner! Muwahahahaha!

Super Rebby saved the day! :D

Breaking news Alty!!!!! Press release dated today; August 7, 2008:

"MEDICAL NEWS


"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO."


"Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."

You are silly Stringy!. well I guess that is why your are Silly String!! I'll have to copy that one and send it around! :p :D

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Americans...

Got to love Jamie Kennedy! Hey... whatever happened to his show? I loved it!

Got canceled.

Low ratings.

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Mornin Sneezer!

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Mornin Sneezer!!


Funny Starby... :D

Breaking news Alty!!!!! Press release dated today; August 7, 2008:

"MEDICAL NEWS


"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO."


"Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."


ROTFLMAO, that's hilarious Stringer, love it! :)

Hm. Doot doot...

Here's a funny story for all of you's.

... I got a girl's number yesterday. Want to know how?

... I made her cry.

hm. doot doot...

here's a funny story for all of you's.

...I got a girl's number yesterday. wanna know how?

...I made her cry.

How does that work? You made her cry and she gave you her number? Wow, Sneezy, you're good. :D

I AM good.

It's a REALLY bizarre story. I was at home with my brother, and I needed to get some studying done, so for his birthday, I took him out to a coffee shop to study with me.

While there, I noticed the barista was cute, so I went up to her, ordered my coffee, and made small talk. Asked her how her week was going, etc.

... suddenly, she tells me that she's on vacation next week and isn't looking forward to it. I asked her why she wasn't looking forward to it... then... she starts telling me her life story.

... and she starts to cry.

... and people around me start looking at us... as if I just broke up with her at work...

So I went around the counter and gave her a hug and we sat down and chatted for 20 minutes.

... all I wanted was a coffee.

You smooth guy you! Sneezer to the rescue once again!

THANKS! Well, I'm not calling her. She's a crazy one.

Ya think?. LOL! Did she offer up her #, or did you ask? *teehee* Crazy coffee shop girl could save you sum munnies on coffee! :p

Edit: Got to run kids... laterzzzz!

After about 20 minutes of talking, after she calmed down a bit, I told her I had to go study...

And she thanked me for talking to her, apologized for being crazy, then told me that she owed me so I could give her a call for dinner some time.

My brother's response when he heard this story: You didn't know her?! I thought that was one of the girls you knew... and you just broke up with her or something!

... fan... tastic.

Okay, story;

The first night I met Wiggy was at a bar. We were there for a mutual friends birthday party, but we had never met. I had just broken up with my former boyfriend, in fact it hadn't yet been a month since the breakup. I broke up with him, so I was okay with it, but I still had sworn off men for a while. Anyway, Wiggy came up to me, started talking, we played a few games of pool, he asked for my number and I thought, what the heck, okay.

Around 2 hours later I was ready to go home. Wiggy comes up to me and says that his friends deserted him, could I drive him home? I said okay, as he lived very close to my house.

On the ride home we were talking about TV shows, and the show Designing Women came up. I couldn't remember one of the characters names and lamented about it the entire way home. It was driving me nuts, I couldn't stop thinking about it and was pretty much talking to myself the entire time.

We got to his house, I said goodbye, he opened the door and I yelled, "Ha, got it", and said the name of the character, then started giggling profusely. I sounded insane, and he looked at me as if I was. Still, he called the next day and the rest is history.

So, moral, she may have seemed nuts, but she could be the one Sneezy, don't throw the number away, give her a chance, you never know. :)

Hmm... fair enough. OK crazy lady.

::slowly tiptoes away::

Hee, hee, my being crazy isn't news. :)

Mm... 430pm.

1.5 more hours and I get to go home. Sweet... sweet.. home.

Toenail clipping chinese guy's back! :eek:

toenail clipping chinese guy's back! :eek:

Do we have a stalker Sneezy or an admirer or just a bugger?? LOL


I enjoy doing hand massages, back massages and foot massages for people because I know it helps alleviate their pain and I gladly give my husband manicures but ewh... the toenail thing makes me (((shudder)))!!


Hey for all you "Big animal lovers", this video is great. My audio device is out again so I didn't get to hear the audio. But the visual was something "out of the everyday" as some day!

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Rebbie, I've seen that before, it's soooo cute. :)

Sneezy, did you run away from toe nail guy? ;)

No. He's out on a smoke break. Outside.. .

... must silently watch him...

Be invisible Sneezy, blend. :)

By the way, added you on Facebook. :)

I saw that, you sneaky you.

You stalkin me?

... cuz... I'm OK with it :D

Stalking, no, okay, maybe, a little bit. It was Starby's idea. :)

I'd be more than glad to add you as my friend.

... if you get my "what is this" correct! BWAHHAHA

Another one? Okay, I'll check it out. :)

Do we have a stalker Sneezy or an admirer or just a bugger???? LOL


I enjoy doing hand massages, back massages and foot massages for people because I know it helps alleviate their pain and I gladly give my husband manicures but ewh...the toenail thing makes me (((shudder)))!!!


Hey for all you "Big animal lovers", this video is great. My audio device is out again so I didn't get to hear the audio. But the visual was something "out of the everyday" as some day!

Twin Baby Moose and Sprinkler - Video (http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html)

Cute princess... and the song was beautiful also... Stringer

Evening Stringer, how are you today?

Evening Stringer, how are you today?

Fine lady, how are you? I see you have been being a pretty good girl lately. Yes, that is a compliment.. ha ha:)

Well... it was almost 4 am before I closed my eyes this morning, so I am off to try to do better tonight... big day tomorrow; hedges to cut, back to cleaning the garage (some) and then on Saturday off to a wedding reception... Marta's friends, don't know them too well...

Good night, have fun and maybe consider keeping up this most recent conduct... :D :rolleyes:

Stringer

You like good Alty better than naughty Alty? Hmmm, most men like the naughty better. :)

I do try to be good, I really do, I just have a bad streak in me that often comes out. Sigh, I'm good on the inside. :)

Hellooo

::echoes::

I'm here Sneezy. :)

See you guys , I'm off for the weekend :)

Bye friend! Go have a yummy bone treat for me!

Night Friend, have fun. :)

Night friend! How's tricks? (sounds like alty;))

Helloooo everyone. Everybody up at that time?

Hey there Bob abd Hagar! Glad to meet you. Just stay a little way from me okay? It's not that I'm afraid of you no, no, but you see, hum, I'm not so at ease with you *steps backwards*. Really nice to meet you. ;)

Nice pic Alty and M!

Who are Bob and... ohhhhhh... forgot what we were talking about... LOL! I was scrolling back to see who these new people were! Hahahaha!

Hi everyone.

Just wanted everyone to know, I am slowly losing my mind.

I just looked at my dog, and yelled, "RAGAAAAMUFFFIINNNN!!!"

.. had no idea it meant anything.. . so I googled, and found out it's a breed of a cat!

.. then I asked myself, what's wrong with me?

Oh well. Heading out... lily needs a grooming. Ciao!

Sneezer hun! Lay down and put a cool cloth on your head, and relax. If that doesn't work... it's nothing that a simple lobotomy won't fix! ;) ;) LOL!!

Word of the day... RAGAMUFFIN! :D

You guys, I am sooooo completely grossed out! What is wrong with some people? I don't usually watch this show, but my TV was on, and the Tyra Show came on. There is some girl on there, that is addicted to eating cigarette "ashes"! She eats them by the spoonful, and asks her friends to save them for her... and they do!

She makes ice cream sundaes, and sprinkles cigarette ashes on top! She licks her fingers, and dips them into ashtrays, and eats them! Am I in the twilight zone? What the..?

Starby, I didn't know about Hagar at all and I was pretty sure I had read all the posts. I remember Bob, silly ol' whip!! RIGHT, am I right? LOL

Sneezy, it is so nice to be in such great company when losing one's mind!! I just got back from the Chiropractor and some of his stories make me feel actually quite sane but most of the time, I am in your company of "LOSING MY MIND!" LOL Breed of a cat, huh? Yep, learn something everyday on this site!! LOL Study study study but don't forget to take a few healthy breaks! We are all pullin' for you here and with your diligence, I am confident, you have it "made in the shade"!! (An older person's phraseology!) LOL I just won't say how old! HA! : )

Unky, long time no see but glad you popped in!

I have to keep walking for a bit to keep alignment so better get at it.

Everyone, have a great day!

I sure hope you are feeling better soon Rebby girl! I'm glad you got your alignment, and I hope that fixes your neck for you!

Sneezy is in good company! I have said weirder things to Niki than that word... LOL! I'm so glad people can't hear me sometimes... they would think I've lost my ever loving mind! That is also why I also keep my front blinds closed a lot of the time... LOL! People would think I'm a crazy woman if they could see me talking to Niki like she's a regular person! ;)

You guys, I am sooooo completely grossed out! What is wrong with some people?? I don't usually watch this show, but my TV was on, and the Tyra Show came on. There is some girl on there, that is addicted to eating cigarette "ashes"!! She eats them by the spoonful, and asks her friends to save them for her...and they do!!

She makes ice cream sundaes, and sprinkles cigarette ashes on top! She licks her fingers, and dips them into ashtrays, and eats them! Am I in the twilight zone?? What the..................????

Gaaaawwwwdddd... ugggh As Alty says... TMI again... ha ha:rolleyes:

Hey Stringer!! I don't know about that story of cigarette ashes either... ewh... Starby, you aren't going to try it are you?? Just kiddin'! LOL

Stringer, hope you and Marta have a great vacation. Does it start this weekend or next?

It's a medical disorder called pica... people who eat chalk, baby powder, cornstarch, dirt, paint off the walls, etc.

Cigarette ash is nothing. Wait until you meet someone who decided to get help after eating their mother's ashes.

Sneezy... this morning

http://www.alien2nrs.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_1394-751078.jpg

Hee, hee, Sneezy, cute. :)

Cute?.

Drat, I was going for vicious.

Vicious? You? Nah! :)

It's a medical disorder called pica...people who eat chalk, baby powder, cornstarch, dirt, paint off the walls, etc.

Cigarette ash is nothing. Wait til you meet someone who decided to get help after eating their mother's ashes.

Ewwwww... ewwwww... ewwwwww... ewwwwww!! Okay... the mother thing is definitely TMI!. I just can't stop saying... ewwwwwwwwwwww!!

(Is anyone else getting notifications?. I haven't gotten them all day?? )

I never... did the notification thing, so... can't help you there.

Eeek, eating ashes, not good. My parents where both cremated, their ashes are in an urn, in my house. They have their own special alcove, both their pictures are there. Wait I'll take a pic and post it. :)

Rebby... that story...

... good god. ::shudders::

Too young for pacman?! No one's EVER too young for pacman. I actually even have the game on my blackberry... heh.

Starby, I am getting notifications. Just FYI. Although a week or so ago I did not at all. Flukey deal.

Sneezy, guess since you had to call on God, that was a great story I just shared! LOL LOL LOL

Here's the picture of my parents resting place;

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It's right by my computer, so they're always right beside me. ;)

Eeek, eating ashes, not good. My parents where both cremated, their ashes are in an urn, in my house. They have their own special alcove, both their pictures are there. Wait I'll take a pic and post it. :)

My aplogies Alty. I meant no disrespect at all. That was an e-mail I was sent and thought it fit in perfectly with Starby's story but I would not hurt you for the world. Forgive me? I will delete the post if you would like. :)


:::EDIT::: OH GOODNESS! I did delete it but Starby posted to it so it is back on. I hit "send" then thought, "Oh my goodness, what of those who... well, anyway, I don't handle death real well in the first place so guess that is my way of coping, just finding humor where I can. Again, my apologies..

Sneezy, did you hear about the story of the guy who called police and reported a robbery? They took the report, watch was still there, cash was still there, only thing missing was a box of what appeared to be a chalky white substance. He was devastated. It was reported in the newspaper that his aunt's ashes had been stolen. She had been cremated but the ashes were just in a plain box. The next morning the drug dealer was found on the man's front step's in less than alive condition with a note attached saying, "Mr. Sorry we snorted your aunt but here are the rest of her ashes. We had already snorted about 1/4 of her before we found out!!! Here is what is left of her and the dealer.

(No disrepect meant to anyone who has a loved one cremated!!) Just a little dark humor, well, sort of dark but funny.

Oh, and Sneezy, sorry but that photo is a bit frightening. Looks like Pac Man with legs!!! Are you too young to remember Pac Man??? I bet you are!!! I bet you are cuter than that!!! Take another pic. :)

I heard that Rebby, but I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not. Can you imagine? :eek: :rolleyes:

My aplogies Alty. I meant no disrespect at all. That was an e-mail I was sent and thought it fit in perfectly with Starby's story but I would not hurt you for the world. Forgive me? I will delete the post if you would like. :)

Oh Rebbie, no, no, no, you didn't hurt my feelings at all, no way. I found the story funny, not disrespectful. It just reminded me of my mom and dad, that's always a good thing. Just thought I'd share the pic of their final resting place, it means allot to me, as do all of you.

Don't delete the post, it's funny.

Bee tee dubs.

It's a beauuuutiful day here in atl. I stepped out on my patio to have lunch while Lily chewed on her bone (from the butcher)... saw about 11 blondes sun tanning.

... my first reaction was, "Hmm...they're beautiful. ...they don't live here."

Sneezy, take Lily and introduce yourself. :)

Here's the picture of my parents resting place;

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It's right by my computer, so they're always right beside me. ;)

That's a really nice thing to have Alty. It keeps them close to you. :)

No can do. Lily's the only blonde she'll allow near me.

... seriously. She'll pounce on those girls without thinking about it twice.

plus, I'm on the 9th floor of my school's library... peering out the 1' x 1' window they allow us...

My Mom brought Niki Nik some really good smoked ham bones from the butcher the other day! She looooooves them!

Sneezer... get your head out of your books, and take Lily on a nice leisurely stroll, and just happen to trip over a pretty blonde (PYT)! :p

Jealous little pup. She has Daddy wrapped around her little paw. Princess Lily, you are a sly one. Yes, you are. :)

Oh... by the way! Do you know that I now own your A**es? Sneezer... Alty! Yep, I bought you for $556 each, and you are now my pets! :p

I will try and feed you every so often! LOL!

What the..

Wha?

You bought me for $556?!

SURELY I must be worth a little more?

I'm worried. Rebbit hasn't posted since she apologized, and the apology wasn't necessary at all. I PM'd her, but she hasn't responded. I hope she knows that I'm not at all upset about the post, not at all. I hope she's not offline feeling bad about this, because there really isn't anything to feel bad about.

Rebbie dear, sweet Rebbie, come back, you did not hurt my feelings, not at all, in fact, you made me smile.

I didn't post the picture because the post offended me, I posted it to share it with all of you, my AMHD family. It's only right I introduce you to my family.

In fact, I have a funny story about my mother in law. She was a heavy smoker, 2 packs a day, in fact, there wasn't a time when she didn't have a cigarette in her mouth. We used to joke that when she died we'd have her cremated and then every once in a while we'd flick some cigarette ashes into her urn, just to make her happy. :)

Rebbie, please come back sweetheart.

Oh...by the way!! Do you know that I now own your A**es?? Sneezer...Alty!! Yep, I bought you for $556 each, and you are now my pets!! :p

I will try and feed you every so often! LOL!!


What the? $556 dollars. Sneezy, I think we should pool our money and buy Starby, roast her little duck butt. :)

what the...?

wha?

you bought me for $556?!?

SURELY I must be worth a little more?

Nope... you were a steal of a deal! :D

Yes Rebby Girl... please come back and joke around with us! What would we do without you? :( We lub lub lub you!

That duck meat better be good for $556!!

Let's find out Sneezy. :)

Oh, I not only own you Sneezer McSneeze... I gave you a new name, and I also kidnapped you, and you are now living on an Island called Phuket... Muwahahaha! :p :p

Aardvark andy!?

REOWR!

Alty, here I am. Thank you so much. I appreciate your post and the PM. I just have no words right now. I shall return though when I gather my emotions!! :)