Hello:

As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

I don't know about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

excon

So you made it to the beach. And the laptop is working.

I've seen some amazing natural breasts, for me I don't understand going for huge.

Unless she as an orange in a gymsock thing happening I preffer natural. I've rather have a bit of natural saggage than fake perkiness even 14 year olds never had. Even in they are on the small side.

I don't get it either. I'm au natural and have no intention of changing that...

But enjoy the boobie show anyway. You can play "real-or-fake" with the people sitting next to you!

but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I?

Well referring to women's breasts as "horseflesh" certainly won't get you any respect.

Well referring to womens breasts as "horseflesh" certainly won't get you any respect.

You don't know excon very well do you :D

Hello nevada:

It's a euphemism, not a this. But, I ain't looking for respect in this thread, anyhow. Just answers.

excon

I don't necessarily want FAKE boobs... but let me tell you, if I could afford to get a little bit of OOMPH back into mine, it would make me happy.

I don't need 'em stuffed, just lifted a bit.

Synn I feel the same way. Gravity is cruel and when you have double D's it's even crueler. I breastfed two kids and well, they sucked the perk out of them. The girls need a lift, maybe even a reduction, but fake, no way, how much bigger do they need to get? Does this help excon? :)

I think that the women are more concerned with this issue than the men.

My wife constantly mentions that she "needs" to get hers done.

My reply is always "NO WAY"!!

If I wanted a couple of bags of saline solution, or something worse, I would not have been attracted to, and fallen in love with you.

I want what you were given, not what you can go out and purchase!

We have a good sex life, but, I have to admit she is not ready as often as I am, which leads me to ask her "Look, I don't get to play with them as much as I want now, why would I want something BIGGER, that I still can't play with whenever I want"?

So far, I'm winning the debate, but she still brings it up every so often.

I'm with you on this one excon, If they ain't real, I don't even want to see them!

Come now boys, are you telling me that a perky pair of hooters doesn't get you stirred up? I wouldn't want fake, and most of the guys I know say they wouldn't either, but they still drool when a girl with big fake hooters walks by. Is it a case of "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there?" Be honest boys, someone out there has to tip the scale and say they prefer fake. Who's it going to be? :)

I have to admit, I don't have very big breasts, but I really like them ;) I would never get implants... it would look funny on me anyway considering I'm petite..

You know light push up bras work wonders, it helps to give me a little more where it's needed. I'm very happy with what the good Lord blessed me with!

Hello again, alty:

I guess it goes back to our primal instincts... I remember my first encounter with fake boobs. I was a young tyke and very impressionable. I had this chick with the nicest set of honkers I'd ever seen... But, when I reached inside her blouse, I found the orange in a sock thing that smoothy described...

Upon feeling that hard rock inside where it should have been soft warm flesh... well, whatever ardor I had, soon departed... And, I haven't been able to work up any ardor for fake's to this day.

I don't even think they look good. They just kind of sit there like frogs on a lillypad. They don't jiggle or nothing... I like a little jiggling..

excon

Orange in the sock, well, it's better than kleenex.

8993

Talk about unnatural. ;)

Real or fake I don't really care. If a woman was asking my advice I would say leave them natural unless there is something wrong with them (misshapen,one much bigger than the other) There is nothing wrong with small ones.

By the way excon what beach are you on? Or at least give us a general idea.

Hello michealb:

I'm in Mazatlan, Sinaloa, Mexico. This is the city I got busted in 30 years ago. Their beach is better than their jail.

excon

PS> (edited) OK... Make that 40 years ago... Jeez!

And now I'm curious, whatever did you get busted for in Mexico, not that it's hard to do, can't they put you away for jaywalking? ;)

Hope you're having fun excon, fake boobs, real boobs, whatever, a vacation is a vacation. :)

No such thing as bad boobs. Big, small, asymmetrical, giant areola, eraser nipple, perky, saggy, saline, silicone, au-natural, whatever. They're all good. All that matters is if the woman is comfortable with them.

Im with you ex. I'm a boob man but I don't like the look ,don't like the feel, I just don't like them one bit. One experience with them and it was terrible. She had that many rules for them it wasn't funny.

So I just looked up how much it would cost to get 'em lifted.

I'll stick with my not-quite-perky-anymore but real boobs.

Having once dated a girl who had a chest job, a well done job doest feel or look like boobs on a board. There's a little more firmness compared to natural but I've seen and felt a decent job well done... and it wasn't anything like most of the standard complaints. Never once in bed with her did I stop and say... "no look... i love what you do with your tongue but your fake boobs are just 10% different than real... maybe if it was 7% we could seal the deal"...

That said, the girl said she had decent structure to begin with so she was apparently an optimal candidate. Those who go for too much with too little to begin with I'm sure are further away from my one experience.

And before this gets too out of hand, lets not forget the role it can play in reconstructive work with those who have endured surgeries to save their lives. Its fine and good I guess to point fingers at the young woman whose jumped several cup sizes to earn a bigger check on the strip floor... but for a woman who has been through drastic surgery (breast cancer survivor, for ex), reconstruction can be a great thing.

Come now boys, are you telling me that a perky pair of hooters doesn't get you stirred up? I wouldn't want fake, and most of the guys I know say they wouldn't either, but they still drool when a girl with big fake hooters walks by. Is it a case of "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there?" Be honest boys, someone out there has to tip the scale and say they prefer fake. Who's it going to be? :)

Oh I love a set of Double D's... as long as they have an equally nice set op perky nips on them. I've had an ex girlfriend with a set like that.

However I like a nice tight firm butt a bit more. My wife is a cup but with a perfect (for me) set of nips and zero saggage even with her being in her 40's. Yeah she's got a tight but, she's petite and fairly well porportioned so the little boobs still look good on her.


Doublwe D's sag... even at 19 they will sag. I guess I should amend my initial response to include help that still looks natural to the critical eye. And yes a good boob job is a little on the hard side to detect. Unlike some that look fake before the bra even comes off.

Real or fake I don't really care. If a woman was asking my advice I would say leave them natural unless there is something wrong with them (misshapen,one much bigger than the other) There is nothing wrong with small ones.

By the way excon what beach are you on? Or at least give us a general idea.

So your saying that every woman that has lopsided breasts should get them fixed?

So your saying that every woman that has lopsided breasts should get them fixed?
No, he did not say that at all. He stated his opinion fairly and respectfully.
Your post seems to show some boob frenzy :)

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Fake boobs are a turn off. Blech...

While I would never get fake boobs I often wonder what happened to my little perky ones that I had way back when. I am with Synn a little lift would be nice. But heck my hubby never complains, why should I?

More than a handful is a waste...

That's what men tell us small-boobied women! :)

So your saying that every woman that has lopsided breasts should get them fixed?

If it bothers her and she was asking me if I thought she should get it done I would tell her yes. If she is happy with the way her breast look then she shouldn't get it. The reason I say only if there is something wrong with them to begin with is because breast enhancement occasionally causes them to be misshapen and I would hate to see a perfect set of A cups ruined because the girl thought they were too small.

So in summary, not every woman that has lopsided breast only the women with lopsided/mishapen breast who want it in the first place are the women who if they asked me I wouldn't try to talk them out of it.

Hello again:

You know there's a natural hang and sway to breasts that fakees don't have. It's really not a matter of size, it's the amount of sensuousness they invoke. And, since I am the titular head of this thread, what I say goes.

excon

On a related note - these past years have seen the appearance of these huge padded bras that have really killed the sexuality of breasts. No more mild jiggle, just an "A" dressed up as a "D" (not that there's anything wrong with A's).

So you're telling me my breasts are just fine, excon, and I should leave them the heck alone? ;)

I decided to do a bit of research on this topic. I emailed my friend, he lives in the land of fake breasts, LA. His opinion;

Boob jobs are the result of a woman's low self esteem. Men don't gravitate to the fake boobs, they gravitate to the woman with them because they know that they are easy to get. Why do you need yours "nipped and tucked"? The problem has nothing to do with how men will view you, but how you view yourself. Worse still, having "better" boobs will only be justified in your mind when men notice them. It is a non-issue.

I have to agree. So, no more thoughts of a nip and tuck for me. So what if they droop a bit, I earned that droop, 37 years on this earth, and two well nourished children. Gravity sucks. So Synn, we should hold our heads high and wear our boobs with pride, we're the real deal. :)

I have been out of the sensuality scene for over twenty years, but I might have been tempted in my earlier days EXCEPT the last thing I needed was even bigger, higher boobs getting in the way of my golf swing!! :D

Hello Syn:

Yup. They're beeeutiful... And perky too.

excon

PS> Course, they might need a closer examination...

No, he did not say that at all. He stated his opinion fairly and respectfully.
Your post seems to show some boob frenzy :)

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Huh? Me? Bood frenzy?
I don't get what you're saying.

After reading his response to my post I understand what he is saying now.
I though he was implying that if a woman has one breast bigger than the other then that isn't attractive and she should get it fixed.

Excon, you're a naughty man. Don't make me send you to my room!

Honestly, the real reason isn't as much the self-esteem for me--believe me, my DDDs are QUITE big enough thanks! It's the fact that clothes don't fit right if you don't have perky breasts, or buy a minimizer bra (which, really--I've got 'em naturally, why the heck would I want to make them SMALLER? ). I'm very tired of buying shirts 2 sizes too big and having to have them tailored at the sides and waist in order to have them fit over my boobs.

I'm sure that women with smaller breasts have similar problems--tops just don't fit right unless you pad out your bra a bit, or get a push up bra.

So... I don't blame self esteem, entirely. I blame the fashion industry for designing everything for a 32B-34C.

Huh? Me? Bood frenzy?
I don't get what you're saying.

After reading his response to my post I understand what he is saying now.
I though he was implying that if a woman has one breast bigger than the other then that isn't attractive and she should get it fixed.
Actually most if not all women have one boob bigger than the other. But its usually the guy that can't tell, the woman usually knows however.

Its when the difference is obvious I'm sure is the real point. Nope I never dated anyone that had an obvious difference in size, though after having it pointed out sometimes I could see the difference.

I would be one of those women who has an obvious difference in size. Like HUGE! A cup size + bigger on the right then on the left. When I got married we actually had to put more padding in my left cup of my bra because it looked so uneven.

Still though, I am happy with what I have, my mom's boobs are so big that they are causing her immense pain and she even has a herniated disk in her neck. Her dr. has told her she should get them reduced. I could not even imagine that. Synn she has the same problem with clothes that you do.

I'll agree based on what my wife deals with. Try finding clothes when you are a petite size zero. Most stores don't have anything that fits. Same with bras. When you are a 32-A many of the bras you wish to wear don't come that small. Either for trunk size or cup size. And forget plunging necklines... bend over and everything is out in full display.

I would be one of those women who has an obvious difference in size. Like HUGE!! A cup size + bigger on the right then on the left. When I got married we actually had to put more padding in my left cup of my bra because it looked so uneven.

Still though, I am happy with what I have, my mom's boobs are so big that they are causing her immense pain and she even has a herniated disk in her neck. Her dr. has told her she should get them reduced. I could not even imagine that. Synn she has the same problem with clothes that you do.

WOW! Me too, except when I wear a bra it isn't noticeable.

I have a problem finding bras, for sure. I'm a 32 DD, clothing manufacturers always assume that anyone with a DD cup size is over 32, I have to go to specialty stores to buy my bras, and they can get expensive. I do agree with the clothing also, I have to buy a bigger size in order for tops to fit over by breasts, but then the waist is huge. I guess no matter what size you are, there are always problems.

I have a problem finding bras, for sure. I'm a 32 DD, clothing manufacturers always assume that anyone with a DD cup size is over 32, I have to go to specialty stores to buy my bras, and they can get expensive. I do agree with the clothing also, I have to buy a bigger size in order for tops to fit over by breasts, but then the waist is huge. I guess no matter what size you are, there are always problems.
32 DD, whoa! :D I'm trying to visualize that one. All the better endowed women I have ever dated were at least a 36 there.

No disrespect intended, that really got my attention.

Smoothy and excon, you two crack me up. Yup 32 DD, and it ain't fun, try finding a bra that fits, not that you two have that problem. My last bra cost $120, and it was on sale, hence the reason I only own two bras at a time, one white, one black.

I was a B cup before I had kids, with each child I go up a cup size, the last pregnancy resulted in a miscarriage, therefore I only went from a D to a DD. Thank goodness I'm happy with the two kids, no more for me, can you imagine what would happen if I had 4 or five. ;)

Well referring to womens breasts as "horseflesh" certainly won't get you any respect.

This made me laugh more than the use of the word...

Is it that big boobs are a "status symbol" like a big ?

Do we women compensate for not having big boobs by buying big purses?

You know what!!

I have big FAKE boobs and I am proud of them! LOL. Yes I will admit I had a low self-esteem before I got them. I had small boobs all my life and was unwillingly made a member of the made up Itty Bitty Titty Comity in school. After my first kiddo was born and breast feed the little man for 3 months, what little I had (I couldn't even fill out an A cup) went down to absolutely nothing. All I had was loose skin where my boobs use to be. So I went out and bought me a pair. Now I regret it since I am pregnant with number 2. Hopefully they won't get huge and out of proportion. I will agree with the guys though, they don't feel as good as a natural pair, but damn they look good in a low cut top and heels!!

I have fake boobs too, but I came by them the natural way...

Do we women compensate for not having big boobs by buying big purses?

Not me, I pride myself on carrying the smallest purse possible. I'm like freekin' Mary Poppins with my lil' purse - I can fit all kinds of crap in it! :)

I love huge purses, I need to take along everything but the kitchen sink, but if push came to shove I could take the kitchen sink, it's that big. ;)

I have always been a breast connoisseur, an honor earned over many years.

Although the whole appearance of the woman is what is sexy and cute I have to admit that it is hard looking into a women's eyes when she has beautiful breasts, they have always been what gets me started...

Ah Stringer, a bit of insight. But, does it matter whether fake or real?

Yep... no do not particularly like fake, although I do realize that there are some good reasons for having them.

That being said; to me there is NOTHING sexier than real boobs on a proportioned woman.

I think Excon got it right; sized just right, jiggle a little, and kind of defy gravity a little. They don't have to point to heaven, and most any shape is fine... many, many, many, many shapes... Stringer slaps himself back to reality... it was definitely fun exploring-of course that was when I was single Marta)

Excon
Good question , I would have to go with your opinion and say I definitely prefer natural breasts , there's just that... uhmmmmm feel to them if you know what I mean :)

Having said that I have admired many fake breasts as well (in magazines of course)

Couldn't resist posting this little funny as well...

A married man decides he's going to give his wife a special surprise by buying her a bra. He nervously enters a lingerie shop, but the girls take charge and help him.

'What colour do you want?' they ask. He settles for white.

'How much do your bras cost?' he asks. 'They're all $20' say the girls.

All that remains is the bra size, but he hasn't the faintest idea.

'OK,' say the girls, 'are they the size of melons, coconuts, grapefruits oranges or apples?' 'No,' he replies, 'nothing like that.'

'Come on, sir - there must be something your wife's bust resembles.'

He thinks long and hard before suddenly realising what they look like.

'Tell me, have you ever seen a cocker spaniel's ears?'

damn they look good in a low cut top and heels!!!!

I'm in my special, happy place now. =)

thanks momma.

I'm a booty man, but like any real man, I'll take whatever they bring to the table.

My hubby always says, anything more than a handful is a waste, thank God he has big hands. ;)

Boobs look nice when they are natural, if the girl is lying down and her boobs are upright it just looks bizarre

I feel sorry for anyone who's a DD, I'm a C/D cup (depends on the bra) and they ALWAYS get in the way... but my Hubby likes them, so I guess they stay. And what's the deal with underwires in bras? They hurt! And Hubby hates fake boobs too.

I love little A cup boobs way more than big fake ones. Small perky boobs are the best.

a confident woman is the sexiest thing there is. Period.

long hair. Short hair. Thin. Fat. Long. Short. Shaved. Waxed. Natural. Pierced. Tattood. Tanned. Not tanned. Chesty. Not. Blah blah blah.

I'm not saying that there aren't some terrible and awful boob jobs out there... but I promise you, if you'd seen the girl I dated you couldn't tell one bit when she was standing or walking or moving. When laying down, yes, there was more firmness and more upright form than you'd normally see.

when my hands were on her id say it was a little firmer but not distracting one bit. And when my mouth was on her, I sure as hell couldn't tell.

so... call me a moderate dissenter. Good jobs aren't bad at all to feel or see. Bad jobs are bad.

a woman who is confident in her skin is sexy. The lengths she goes to to modify her appearance (makeup, shaving, hair dyed, nails painted, waxing, etc) certainly can be different and wide in range... and no, surgery isn't the same as getting your toenails painted with daisies... but I've been with a woman who had 'em and others who haven't.

id like to say I go to the gym and workout 5 days a week just to be in good health. Honest truth is I do to some degree, but I also like how I look. Call it vanity, but I'm more confident when I like my form.

her boob job was never the end-all-be-all of the sexual relationship, and time in the sack with her was a blast. Mostly cause she was naughty as sin and confident.

live and let live folks. If you don't like it, don't chase it down.

Hey now! I'm not THAT naughty!

... oh wait. Naughty as "sin" not naughty as "synn".

My bad.

I was still thinking about this question last night when the hubby came home. He said it to ne this way:

The woman makes the boobs what they are, the boobs don't make the woman.

I agree Tuscany, if a girl is going to be all freaked out about her mis-shapen boobs, or small boobs or huge boobs, then she is going to make whoever she's with feel uncomfortable..

Like I said earlier, I wouldn't trade my A cup boobies for anything, they're perfect to me.. My boy helped me to realize that I am perfect for him, when he looks at me I feel like a goddess and that's enough for me!

Hip, Hip... horray for the A-Cupers!!

You know I don't think they turn any guy on, unless he's weird or something, I don't get why firls do this, I bet their insecure or something but I don't get it.

What are you referring to? Real or fake.. I assume you mean the fake ones...

you know i don't think they turn any guy on, unless he's weird or something, i don't get why firls do this, i bet their insecure or something but i don't get it.

Liking real or fake boobs does not make you weird and having fake ones does not mean that you are insecure.

If a woman's breasts were damaged due to surgery or removed would that instantly make the woman "insecure"-no she would feel better with breasts real or fake.

Liking real or fake boobs does not make you weird and having fake ones does not mean that you are insecure.

if a womans breasts were damaged due to surgery or removed would that instantly make the woman "insecure"-no she would feel better with breasts real or fake.I know I for one consider reconstructive surgery exempt from the likem-hatem argument.

When I see fake boobs, I think of the boob that laid out the cash! Sorry no offense, but what kind of investment is that? Buy a 'vette for crissake!

Hello tal:

I'm surprised at you. You're usually so understanding of peoples feelings. What happened this time? I can understand a flat chested girl wanting to have knockers. I just wish she'd consult with us first, THEN buy a 'vette.

excon

Hey Excon,
What beach are you on? Im sure its on the other side of the world than Im on. Can I come and visit, have a few beers, look at some boobs? Im depressed and feeling blue and lacking some fun in my life. Im a cool guy though.

Your right, I just want a vet.

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Well maybe boobs are cheaper.

Hmmm, I'm flat-chested. But I'd consult with you, and praise you on wanting the Vette. Then, I'd buy a horse, to ride silly.

A horse is good, considering the price of gas! But what's wrong with a flat chested female, I think their sexy too!

I've been flat chested, I've been medium and now (thanks to two kids) I'm well, busty. ;)

It doesn't make much of a difference, only when finding bras and clothing (as previously stated:))

If a woman carries herself with confidence then it doesn't matter how busty she is or isn't. It's all on the inside, really. That's from one woman to all women. :)

Real or fake if the owner looks like this-I'm sold.

Real or fake if the owner looks like this-I'm sold.

Uhhmmm... Yep me too :D

Yes, would have to agree... very fine...

Well now, not posting a picture after that, I cannot compare, don't have my belly button pierced and I'm not a blonde. Also, I'm sure I have at least 10 years if not more on her. Wait till she has a couple of kids, then she won't be so hot. ;)

Well now, not posting a picture after that, I cannot compare, don't have my belly button pierced and I'm not a blonde. Also, I'm sure I have at least 10 years if not more on her. Wait till she has a couple of kids, then she won't be so hot. ;)

Wonder if she needs a donor :)

This baby factory is officially closed, nope, no more buns in the oven for me. That reminds me, have to get hubby in to the doctor for the big snip, otherwise I might be writing a post on the pregnancy and motherhood threads.:eek:

Well now, not posting a picture after that, I cannot compare, don't have my belly button pierced and I'm not a blonde. Also, I'm sure I have at least 10 years if not more on her. Wait till she has a couple of kids, then she won't be so hot. ;)

You know, somehow in my mind I don't think so. I think she will continue to be real nice.

And to reply to a post way back-I don't think I'm wrong in saying, that if her boobs are fake-then I LOVE fake. And I don't consider myself weird or a nutbag... ;)

I'm sure if you posted your picture here Alt, I'm sure I'd find you gorgeous as well.

I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. excon

Sorry mate after your last greenie to me, your argument has failed..

Sorry, but THOSE turn me on.

talaniman agrees: Good points

LOL... nice on Tal :)

Aw, Xrayman, that's sweet, but really, I can't compare to her, not in looks anyway. I'm not bad, just average, but my personality and self confidence have gotten me far. Wow, now I sound conceited, I'm not really. Mine are real, and a pain in the butt, but well, they're what I've got, so I'll live with them. Hubby isn't complaining, but he doesn't have back problems like I do. ;)

Hello Xrayman,

I respect your opinion on fake breasts but here is what I think:

The only reason that the fake breasts on the model turn you on is because she's blonde, skinny and posing half naked (more than half). If that were an unatractive girl on there with fake breasts, would you think the same? I think not.

The main reason women get fake breats is because men have idealized women for their breasts. Women wouldn't be so self conscious if every time a man talked to her he actually looked in her eyes. I blame it on media as well: movies, pornography, magazines etc.

I am happy of what God gave me and if it were anything less, I'd still be happy. My breasts is not what makes me. I feel sexy with small boobs. Like I said in a previous post, life isn't all about t*ts and a**. I hope you understand that.

Just my opinion!

Frankly, I think men would understand the whole fake breast thing a LOT more if their penis size were on display as easily as breast size is.

And I agree with BeautifulBrunette--if she weren't skinny, half naked, and pretty, I doubt she'd catch your eyes, even with those breasts.

PS--MY breasts are bigger than hers--but the rest of me is bigger than she is too.

Ex.. Your response? We are holding our breath...

excon,

Well since we are on the topic of fake boobs I figured Xrayman posted a model with fake breasts and commented on how they turn him on. I assume they are fake because why would he post that and say they turn him on? Unless he was saying that big boobs turn him on.

I don't know if they're fake. They could be natural and they look fake in the photo by the way her arms are against them. Who knows. If they are natural then great for her!

Hello:

Standing there like that, I can't tell. Now if she took her arms away, and her boobs STILL stood there, then I could guess they're fake.

But, it's really her personality that turns me on, not her accoutrements... Really!

excon

I agree with Synnen as well about the penis size. I was going to make that comment too but wasn't sure if it was appropriate enough.

It's a man's world and because of that, their sizes will be unknown and breasts will still be hangin' out there.

because of that, their sizes will be unknown and breasts will still be hangin' out there.Hello b:

So, you're not a girl who likes surprises.

excon

Lol excon,

I'm the exact opposite! I LOVE surprises!

I am trying to make a point though. Wouldn't it be nice if guys wouldn't be able to tell the size of a woman's breasts until he got intimate? Just like we women have to wait, right?

Hello Xrayman,


The main reason women get fake breats is because men have idealized women for their breasts. Women wouldn't be so self concious if every time a man talked to her he actually looked in her eyes. I blame it on media as well: movies, pornography, magazines ect.

Not media, movies, porn or even magazines.

Guys have been googly eyed over big boobs since prehistory. We are hard wired for it. :D

Lol excon,

I'm the exact opposit! I LOVE surprises!

I am trying to make a point though. Wouldn't it be nice if guys wouldn't be able to tell the size of a woman's breasts until he got intimate? Just like we women have to wait, right?Had your share of sock stuffiung guys in the past?. :D

Not media, movies, porn or even magazines.

Guys have been googly eyed over big boobs since prehistory. We are hard wired for it. :D

Uhhh okay, maybe men have been boggles for boobs since the prehistoric times but as of now the media enhances that for sure wouldn't you say?

Had your share of sock stuffiung guys in the past?....:D

Haha! That's too funny. I haven't heard of that one!

Men, I believe, aren't as self conscious about their *size* as women are with their boobs. Our assets stick out, your doesn't :)

Interesting where this conversation has gone. Yes, by the way nature made us our boobs are out there for the world to see, but men can hide their assets. We women tend to play up our assets though. Push up bras, low cut shirts, bikini's that are no larger than a kleenex. We want guys to notice us, that's how the human race survives, if men weren't turned on by women, and women by men, then the human race would perish, think about it! ;)

As for men and breasts, maybe the guys that are ga ga over boobs weren't breastfed as babies, something to look in to. ;)

Not media, movies, porn or even magazines.

Guys have been googly eyed over big boobs since prehistory. We are hard wired for it. :D

AND thus the reason why the media is mostly controlled by men.

Dr. Rey, of E!'s Dr. 90210 is introducing shapewear for women who want a little more nip, tuck and oomph without going under the knife. He also will be introducing a line for men who want to have a "sprinter's butt" (little bit of padding in the back) and padding in the front to "enhance" their appearance.

Here's the link for the women's:

Dr. Rey's Shapewear Fashion & Accessories from top designers and celebrities at HSN.com (http://fashion.hsn.com/instant-shape-by-dr_c-fa_a-5061_xc.aspx)

The men's isn't out yet, I heard him on the radio yesterday morning talking about it.

Ohh, got to get me some of those, thanks for the link Jillianleab. :)

Hello again:

Maybe we're all self conscience about what shows. I've always had a nice head of hair. Now I don't. Yes, I HAVE checked out my options, but I'm either not that vain or not that rich.

But, I would like to see one of those speedo enhancers - NOT.

excon

PS> Can you imagine an older gentleman, slightly overweight, bald of course, wearing a speedo?? Makes me gag.

Interesting where this conversation has gone. Yes, by the way nature made us our boobs are out there for the world to see, but men can hide their assets. We women tend to play up our assets though. Push up bras, low cut shirts, bikini's that are no larger than a kleenex. We want guys to notice us, that's how the human race survives, if men weren't turned on by women, and women by men, then the human race would perish, think about it! ;)

As for men and breasts, maybe the guys that are ga ga over boobs weren't breastfed as babies, something to look in to. ;)

I think guys that WERE breastfed are even more turned on by big boobs. At least that's what I have heard in the past.

PS> Can you imagine an older gentleman, slightly overweight, bald of course, wearing a speedo??? Makes me gag.

Not exactly what you describe, but the soundtrack is priceless
YouTube - A Budgy Smuggler Love Letter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzMX6HUEjTE)

*i think we can declare this thread officially threadjacked*

AND thus the reason why the media is mostly controlled by men.Don't think that's it. Women have used their looks to get what they want for thousands if not millions of years. Guys have a weakness to certain things and women got them... and many play them for all they are worth.

Haha! That's too funny. I haven't heard of that one!

Men, I believe, aren't as self conscious about their *size* as women are with their boobs. Our assets stick out, your doesn't :)Guys probibly are as self concience about their "package" as women are about their boobs. Guys just aren't as vocal about it plus there really isn't anything we can do to make it bigger that's not a scam. Guys would be lining up if there was.

Most guys wish they had more than they have. Sonce so many guys have a bigger is better attitude maybe that's a good thing. :eek:

Dear Ex,

Can you imagine an older woman, saggy belly from pregnancies, cellulite, boobs no longer perky in ANY way, wearing a string bikini?

Love,

Synn

Okay, I won't hijack this thread anymore.

Here's what I think of fake breasts...

It's risky, waste of money and pointless.

The end.

Im with syn id go miles for a tit lift but I really don't want blobs of gel stuck in there there more than big enough and I honestly don't think they look all that great either, you can always tell them in porn films too lol they never move they just stay put when there jigging up and down... ;)

excon agrees: and you found that video, how??
Yahoo'd something like "fat man speedo"... was actually looking for a newish commercial where a cute girl on a beach pops some kind of food/treat in her mouth and it makes her say "woah!" right as a thick guy in a speedo is walking by... to which he stops, backs up, and says something like "woah to you too" in a sleezy tone.

But I didn't find that one... so you get the other vid. No it wasn't in my collection already.

Hi everyone-this thread has taken off! Okay to respond to all of your questions about my reasoning for posting the photo...

The girl is sexy.
I don't necessarily care if she is blonde. Frankly I'm a brunette lover however she is gorgeous-yes she is skinny and that helps. Although I actually like a reasonable amont of meat on the bones-again I'm not too fussed.

Her boobs may/may not be fake-I don't know, although the shape and their inflation factor (size) seem to me to be fake. I really don't care.

My point was, she has quite a good OVERALL package about her.

She is very attractive in the face, has great boobs (fake or not), and I detect an air of "naughtiness, yet innocence" (the photographer did a friggin good job!-maybe she is a total slut? I don't know.)

So as I said "If she looks like that who cares" about her fake/real boobs.

If you want to get into a full anthropological discussion on the emergence of protruding breasts in human adult females-well I'd be glad to discuss the various theories...
.

I'd love too!

;)

Better create another thread then..

Ya, and post the link, I want in on that. :)

Wait, what was the discussion suppose to be about?

:) :) :)

Hello:

As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

excon
I just got my new boobies.. I had breast fed 2 kids for 4 years total. I had string bean boobs. I could not even take my shirt off in front of my husband of 12 years because I was so embarrassed of them. I now take my shirt off with confidence, a confidence I have never had because of having a child at 17. There are reasons we do the boob job and sometimes it has nothing to do with big boobs. I am 37 and feel like a beautiful girl again. I work out everyday and eat very clean, so everything else is standing up and tight except for my sag sisters. It was a necessary operation. I love them sooo much and would do it a million times over again.

To each their own. I think that in your situation it's okay. I believe excon was talking more about the women who have nice C cups but want DD's or larger and have the surgery for that reason.

Congrats on your new found confidence. :)

I love my breasts :-) But I was gifted with a nice soft set of C's.
If I were flat chested, I probably wouldn't hesitate to get enhanced, but I'd go for the expensive ones that are under the muscle.

I have a friend that's a stripper and recently got a big boob job that looks unreal. Now everywhere she goes she shows them off and flash guys all the time. Since, her tips have been bigger and she tells me her proffessor at school have been noticing her and one gave her a higher grade.

Now she thinking about getting a butt implant and Angelin Jolie lips, I'm like where does it stop. I told her she's going turn into Donald Trump wife who scary after all the work she had done and tell her what about loving who you're instead of spending money to change things.

Tolerance,

I hope when your stripper friend is 80 she'll take those things out.

I hope she stops doing a lot of things. You should see the mother, all she does is go to the tanning salon and she has fake boobs that she makes sure she keeps maintain, her boobs don't match he body and she's 56.

Hello:

As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

excon
I'm natural and I like it that way

I hope she stops doing alot of things. You should see the mother, all she does is go to the tanning salon and she has fake boobs that she makes sure she keeps maintain, her boobs dont match he body and she's 56.

I'm not going to judge those women because I don't know them and I'm sure they're nice people and all but...

That's their bodies, not mine. Obviously their views of life are WAY different than mine. I like my body and the way it makes me feel. I don't have double D's, C's or even a full B but I like them enough to be happy.

That's just it, be happy with who you are and what you have. If I really think about it there are so many things about my appearance I'd like to change, I'm sure everyone feels that way about something on their body. The question is, when will you be happy with your appearance? First it's a boob job, then a tummy tuck, face lift, lips, eyes, nose, ears, when do you look in the mirror and like what you see, and if you have the surgeries when do you look in the mirror and say, "who is that person?"

We are all unique and beautiful in our own way, it's time to search for our inner beauty and not think so much about the outer.

Man, that was deep. ;)

I hope she stops doing alot of things. You should see the mother, all she does is go to the tanning salon and she has fake boobs that she makes sure she keeps maintain, her boobs dont match he body and she's 56.If she spends that much time tanning I'm surprised she doesn't have the skin of a 86 year old by now.

Smoothy agrees: Yes, exactly........and I am still trying to visualize 32 DD's......

Sorry Smoothy, you'll just have to keep on visualizing, I'm not posting a pic of that. ;)

Smoothy agrees: Yes, exactly........and I am still trying to visualize 32 DD's......

Sorry Smoothy, you'll just have to keep on visualizing, I'm not posting a pic of that. ;)And I wouldn't ask you to. ;) Wouldn't be right.


I said that because my wife wears a 32 as well, but an A cup. I've had girlfiends with DD's but they were like 38 trunk size, not nearly as petite.

So... Smoothy... are you saying I'm not petite? ;)

Smoothy, I'm a pear, very small upper body. My lower body isn't huge,
But does look bigger than it is because of how small my upper body is. Does
That make sense? Yup a pear.:D :p ;) :eek:

Hello alty:

Makes sense to me... I'm shaped like a watermellon.

excon

Watermelons are tasty. Did I say that out loud? :)

excon, does that mean we're a couple of fruits? ;)

Watermelons are tasty Hello again, Alty:

Yup, I'm sweet too... But I got seeds and I ain't no fruit. You can call me a vegatable, if you want... Maybe.

excon

They say (I don't know who) that women's breasts stop growing at 22 years old.

I got 1.5 more years if that's true!

WHOPPPEEE!!

Hello again, Alty:

Yup, I'm sweet too.... But I got seeds and I ain't no fruit. You can call me a vegatable, if you want.... Maybe.

excon

You're pretty intelligent and humorous for a vegetable. ;)

BB, 1.5 years left of growing? I was a B cup before I had my kids, my first child
Was born when I was 27, second child at 32, and that B went to a DD. Don't count
On a lack of growth 1.5 years from now. ;)

I was a D cup by age 14.

And I've definitely gotten MORE boob since 22.

So--whoever "they" is, they're wrong.

I was a D cup by age 14.

And I've definitely gotten MORE boob since 22.

So--whoever "they" is, they're wrong.

By age 14? Wow Synn, I don't think I even filled out a training bra when I
Was 14. ;)

Hello again, girls:

"Training bra"?? Now what the hell is that? WHAT, exactly, needs to be trained? What?? They don't know enough to go where they belong? Without being properly trained, do they peek out? I knew a girl who didn't train hers right.

excon

I was a D cup by age 14.

And I've definitely gotten MORE boob since 22.

So--whoever "they" is, they're wrong.

That's what I heard from not-so-good resources.
By age 14 I think my boobs have made it past the size of a dime :D

I never wore a training bra--seriously.

I think I went from nothing to an A cup in a matter of a month or so.

My mother was shocked.

So....Smoothy....are you saying I'm not petite? ;)I quite honestly have no idea how big or small you are :D , seriously. Except for having an ample chest that is. Don't remember any threads where you commented.

My wife is in the tiny and not just petite area. Being she is a little under 5 foot and under 100 lbs and in her 40's. Trust me she has a hell of a time buying (ADULT) clothes that fit.

Smoothy, I'm a pear, very small upper body. My lower body isn't huge,
but does look bigger than it is because of how small my upper body is. Does
that make sense? Yup a pear.:D :p ;) :eek:Yeah, it does make perfect sense, because my wife is a bit like that as well. Most women with an upper body that small do tend to have wider hips (and quite a few that don't as well) that's true past the age of 30 anyway. My wife is the same. About 35-36 on the hips.