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friend4u178
May 15, 2008, 10:00 PM
Sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be

Successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.



One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up

Three interviews.



The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was

Very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him, 'Do

You notice anything different about me?' 'Why, yes, I couldn't help but

Notice that you have no ears,' came the reply.

Tony did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out of the office



The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than

The first guy. But he asked her the same question: 'Do you notice

Anything different about me?'

'Well,' she said stammering, 'you have no ears.'

Tony again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.


The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was a

Young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart, he was

Handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two

Put together.

Tony was anxious, but asked the young man the same

Question:

'Do you notice anything different about me?'

Much to his surprise, the young man answered, 'Yes, you wear contact

Lenses, don't you?'

Tony was shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person.

'How in the world did you know that?', he asked.

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,



'Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears! '

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 12:27 AM
I love it!!

That's hilarious!!

I'm in the field of eyes in healthcare, and really appreciated that joke...

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 12:28 AM
I wonder who got hired though!

frangipanis
May 16, 2008, 05:26 AM
As I'm preparing for an interview next week, that was really reassuring... geez lol

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 07:36 PM
LOL... I just went through 14 interviews...

Alty
May 16, 2008, 07:48 PM
LMAO, good one M! :)

frangipanis
May 16, 2008, 07:53 PM
LOL...I just went through 14 interviews...

My Geez!! How many cups of coffee have you needed to get through 14!! Lol

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 07:54 PM
My Geez!!! How many cups of coffee have you needed to get through 14!!! lol
Not today... in the past five weeks..

Alty
May 16, 2008, 07:56 PM
Beer, beer helps settle the nerves, forget coffee, bubbles and beer, it's all good. :)

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 08:01 PM
I finally got a job, today was the first day. I wouldn't mind a beer to celebrate!

Alty
May 16, 2008, 08:03 PM
Go for it, you deserve it, here, I'll help;

8533

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 08:04 PM
Haha, thanks Altenweg.

Alty
May 16, 2008, 08:05 PM
No problem, I had a spare. ;)

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 08:06 PM
Haha... you're awesome!!

Alty
May 16, 2008, 08:10 PM
Congrats on the new job, I hope that it goes well for you. :)

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 08:16 PM
Thanks. The first day was good.

frangipanis
May 16, 2008, 08:55 PM
I finally got a job, today was the first day. I wouldn't mind a beer to celebrate!


Congratulations CM! And cheers to your first day!

ChihuahuaMomma
May 16, 2008, 09:00 PM
congratulations CM! and cheers to your first day!
Well thank you!

startover22
May 17, 2008, 10:50 AM
Nice Frined, good one!!
Chihuahaumomma, congrats!!

ChihuahuaMomma
May 17, 2008, 09:26 PM
Thanks startover!

starbuck8
May 24, 2008, 10:53 PM
At first I thought this was a rhetorical question, instead of a joke, M. :p LMAO!

I'll throw in my congrats to you too, Chihuahuamomma! :)

ChihuahuaMomma
May 25, 2008, 05:47 PM
Haha, I love this joke...

And thank you starbuck8.

friend4u178
May 25, 2008, 06:02 PM
LOL... is that cause you're a Vision Expert cmomma :)

friend4u178
May 25, 2008, 07:34 PM
At first I thought this was a rhetorical question, instead of a joke, M. :p LMAO!!



HHhhmmmmm... whats a rhetorical question?? :D

starbuck8
May 25, 2008, 07:46 PM
HHhhmmmmm................whats a rhetorical question???? :D

Ohhhh, did I say that out loud again?! What's wrong with me? M, are you listening?

friend4u178
May 25, 2008, 07:49 PM
Ohhhh, did I say that out loud again?!! What's wrong with me? M, are you listening?

Ha Ha... I'm watching and listening starby :)

But I really was trying to get you to tell me it was question that didn't require an answer!

starbuck8
May 25, 2008, 07:57 PM
Ahhh, the blonde answered you didn't she? LOL! Is it Monday there today? Is it light out? Will you go for a beer around 5pm? Will you be able to wear sunglasses with no ears? Will it be dark when you go home? Will you answer me back? LMAO!

friend4u178
May 25, 2008, 07:58 PM
Yes!!

damaged
Jun 4, 2008, 02:00 PM
Hilarious!

Sonador101
Jun 4, 2008, 02:03 PM
Funny! Real Totallu Funny!