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startover22
May 15, 2008, 11:48 AM
This is funny too. ________________________________ ________________________________ What do retired people do all day?? Well , for example , the other day my wife and I wentinto town and went into a shop. We were only there for about 5 minutes. We came out , there was a cop writing out a parkingticket. We went up to him and said'Come on mate, how aboutgiving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket . I called him a Nazi Turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket forworn tyres.. So my wife called him a S**t head. He finished writing the second ticket and put it on thewind shield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on forabout twenty minutes or more. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care.We came into town on the bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we areretired. It's important at our age!

Alty
May 15, 2008, 11:51 AM
Ooooh, now I know why I had three tickets on my windshield the other day, those two are in big trouble! ;) :)

friend4u178
May 18, 2008, 06:37 PM
Ha ha ha ha... :)

frangipanis
May 19, 2008, 07:21 PM
Loved it.. lol :)

happy711
May 22, 2008, 03:23 PM
Lol
I can just picture my grandparents doing that... =)

starbuck8
May 24, 2008, 10:21 PM
Is that what my parents do everyday while they are in Florida?. and here they told me they were fixing up the house and gardening! Likely story! LOL!

twinkiedooter
Jun 5, 2008, 02:03 PM
I guess this is what I have to look forward to when I retire and be an old fart... Ha ha I loved it.

softbalgrl1331
Jun 25, 2008, 06:50 PM
Hahaha! Oh my gosh I was hysterical with this one!!