The Wedding Test...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feel ings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in y our car.

Starty, I love it, that is farking great. Yes, I adopted your word "farking" love that too. ;)

Phew... he got away with that one :)

Nice one starty pants ( I love that name )

Starty?. how did you get a hold of my ex husbands' diary? ::tisk tisk::

I guess Starty pants is a good name for you! LOL!

(good one M... or Franny pants... did I really say that?. M?. yer going to put a hit out on me now aren't you?! lol)

(good one M...or Franny pants...did I really say that?...M?...yer gonna put a hit out on me now aren't you?!!, lol)

I tell you Joe really has some explaining to do coming up with that name sheeesh :)

OMG.

You made me spit on my screen.

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Wow and wow and wow.

I'm forwarding this to my wife.

And cleaning out the glove box. And checking hers.

LOL, I just read it again and I like it still! Heehee..

It is wonderful, even my hubby got a laugh out of it. I'm copying it and sending it to a few friends. Great one Starty pants. :)

I tell you Joe really has some explaining to do coming up with that name sheeesh :)

Luuucyyy!. you got sum splainin to do!! :p... LMAO!

Luuucyyy!!!...you got sum splainin to do!!! :p ........LMAO!!

That'll do Donkey!!

Isn't it, That'll do pig?

That'll do Donkey!!!

HAHAHAHA! Well all is fair in love and war! Francine and Lucy... luv it! :D

Not in "Shrek"

Isn't it, That'll do pig?

Well now I'm wondering if one of you guys are calling me a donkey. Or a pig?? LMAO!

Miss Piggy!! LMAO... hey you started it starby :)

Miss Piggy !!! LMAO...........hey you started it starby :)

Noooo, that's Niki!. She's Miss Piggy! I'll be Donkey... uhhhmm, that wasn't a good move was it? Oh crap... what happened here? I've been called many things, but I've never admitted to being an offspring of an A$$!

That'll do pig is from the movie "Babe", silly kids. ;) :)

Yep got it Alty , Aussie movie too

I'll be Donkey....

If you insist :)

Oooh, we get to choose, I'll be Fiona, when she's not an oger! ;)

LOL how in the heck did you guys get to this conversation??

If you insist :)

Oh you are just feisty today aren't you?! Well then?. Donkey it is, but be prepared my Dear Franny Pants!

Donkey is kind of cute!. but I am picturing a Franny Pants in some sort of polka dot drawers!. LMAO!! :p

LOL how in the heck did you guys get to this conversation?????

I don't know Starty! Just us crazy people again! We wander around! HAHAHA!

LOL how in the heck did you guys get to this conversation?????

Starty, don't ask, it happens all the time, none of us know how, it's a mystery. ;) :eek: :cool:

Oooh, we get to choose, I'll be Fiona, when she's not an oger! ;)

Oh sure! Why do you get the NICE name?? ;)

LOL how in the heck did you guys get to this conversation?????

They drew me in... the power of women , its got me beat :)

It's not the name I'm after, it's the bod! :)

LMAO... You guys are just plain crazy...

They drew me in...............the power of women , its got me beat :)


You're just way too easy M, not difficult to draw you in at all. That's why we love you sweetie. :)

Oooh, we get to choose, I'll be Fiona, when she's not an oger! ;)

Alty you look like the nice Fiona anyway , why not chooose to be different.

LMAO...You guys are just plain crazy....

I resemble that remark :)

It's not the name I'm after, it's the bod! :)

Oh noooo, I don't want a donkey bod! :eek: I spoke too soon! :eek:

Alty you look like the nice Fiona anyway , why not chooose to be different.


Aw, this is why I just love you M, I feel about 10 feet tall right now, big wet kiss for you! :) I guess I could be oger fiona, after all, she kicks butt, and I love doing that. :D

We should move this to the daycare kids, I think we're hijacking this thread, or at least being naughty.

LMAO...You guys are just plain crazy....

What do you think Starty girl?. I guess your jokes go over well! ;)

Over to the daycare it is!. come and join us there Starty... and all you other crazies! Hehe!

This thread is so wacked.

The usual suspects at fault too, I see.