Did you guys see the song i posted???

I meant to answer lastnite and tell you that I did listen to the song. Celine has an awesome voice... she annoys me a little though, lol!

Eastern and Western Canada are quite different! Celine is from Quebec (French Canadian) and Alty and I are Westerners. A little like night and day in a way!

Here's another song just for you with Celine, and another Eastern Canadian, (Shania Twain) who you probably know... and two U.S. girls that I'm sure... unless you've lived in a cave... that you know! I'll dedicate it just to you! After all, it is your friendly name! LOL!

YouTube - You've Got A Friend---carole King,Celine,Gloria,Shania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6r1175w_lM)

Hey everyone, how is it going? I'm exhausted. Jared was up all night coughing and I'm coughing now too. We're going to the doctors again tomorrow, enough of this crap! ;)

Awww, poor Jared! Colds... YUCK! I'll try and come around later! Apparently the cops/bylaw are going to grace me with their presence today... I feel so honoured... Grrrrrrr!

I have to take Niki in for her check up, to see how her stitches are doing, and how she is doing otherwise!

Have a good day everyone! :D

Talk to you later Starby. Look what my bunny's got today.

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It's a bunny binky room, they love it! :)

Silly me... when you said "binkying" on Synn's Temptation thread my mind went... erm... elsewhere! ;)

Bad HC.

FL may be a Baaaaaad idea for the state I'm in! ;)

Hee, hee, binkying is a bunny term. If you've ever seen a bunny hop in the air and do a little twitch, that's a binky, it means that they are extremely happy, which Cotton is right now. Binky away Cotton. :)

So, if I jump up in the air and wiggle MY tail, does that mean HC is binkying? :D

TIME for me to go HOME!

Sheesh... :)

Night all!

You binky on home HC. Talk to you soon. :)

Here's another song just for you with Celine, and another Eastern Canadian, (Shania Twain) who you probably know...and two U.S. girls that I'm sure...unless you've lived in a cave...that you know!! I'll dedicate it just to you!! After all, it is your friendly name!! LOL!!

YouTube - You've Got A Friend---carole King,Celine,Gloria,Shania (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6r1175w_lM)

LOL yep I know all these :) Great song too , Thank you starby!!

M, did you see my bunny binky room? :)

Certainly did , whips , sticks and now a cage. I'm seriously starting to worry about you alty ;)

No worries mate, I'm okay, and tons of fun. ;)

Sticks, where are the sticks?

Sticks, where are the sticks?

You don't remember threatening to poke me with a stick once?

Aw, poor M, you know I didn't mean it right? You know I lub you, I'd never poke you with a stick. The whip however, well, just don't tick me off and you'll be fine. ;)

LOL... I'm getting tired running between these 2 rooms.

I was just going to say the same thing. Should we stick to the daycare, we can get into more trouble here. :)

Good idea , Trouble = Alty's comfort zone.

I may need to log off shortly actually , meeting in about 30 minutes and I have some things to prepare , I need to kick a few butts :)

Ooh, butt kicking, need some help, that's my specialty. :)

I just answered a post about threesomes, this whole site is getting a bit to personal.

Maybe I could borrow your whip ;)

Anytime sweetie. Hey, didn't I let you keep the one you borrowed last time, what happened to it? Wait, don't tell me, I don't think I want to know. ;)

LOL that's right , I'll have to dig it out. It has frayed ends now though (don't ask ) :)

Ok better go for a while , chat later!

See you later M. Have a good meeting. Remember, swing the whip then connect, don't just smack it around. :)

I have a riddle for you guys to figure out!

Girl calls cop a week and a half ago.

Cops say to call the next day!

Girl calls cops, and no cops

Girl calls cops 4 more times that day until midnite.

Girl is put on hold for 45 minutes and asked by at least 3 dispatchers if she's been helped

Girl is told she should have called earlier

Girl calls again and told to call back the next day

Girl calls and dispatcher says police will come

Girl waits

Does anyone care to answer if police showed up?

Caution.. very difficult riddle!

Cops don't show up because girl is still alive, how do they know, she keeps calling. ;)

So I take it that they still didn't show up huh Starby? Jeesh, and they wonder why we don't trust them to be there when we need them.

Girl going to have many beer!

I thought I would just save you the trouble of figuring out this difficult riddle.

Girl going to neighbors to chill out before Girl goes to Mr. Police Man and slaps him silly, and ends up in a padded cell!!

No Girl no, don't slap, you don't want to end up like Zsa Zsa. :)

Beer, good, slapping, not good. No slappy. :)

Yep Alty... I'm just a little PISSED!! I knew better from last time when I had to deal with them!

Major GRRRRRRR!!

I'm going to the neighbors for "pops"... I'll call you later if you are going to be around.

I'll be here, I have no where else to go, sigh.:(

Rah on the cops, major rah, rah, rah. Bubbles and beer dear, just remember the bubbles and beer. :)

Bubbles bubble bubble bubbles bubbles... breathe... bubbles bbubbles bbbbbubles... breathe... oh a beer!! Deep breath!. more bubbles!. more beer!

Bubbles good, beer better.

M's going to think we've gone totally nuts.

M, you are such a sweetie, you always stay and talk to us crazy ladies. Kisses and hugs to M. Cheers.

Bubbles and beer. Got to love them. :)

LOL! Poor M for having to put up with us! I'm going to take off now and go have my beers... and probably a bit of sum whatever else they have!. and throw rocks at police cars! ;) Orrr... I'll run out onto the steet and say sxuse me occiffer??

Hey guys,

How are you all doing tonight.

Hey Joe! We are all very calm and lovely here, LOL!

Hey Joe.

I'm okay, sick, but okay, I'm still alive anyway. The weather was gorgeous today, a wopping 26 degrees C, that's 78F for all you Amercians. Pretty darn nice I must say.

How are you?

Uhm, I do not know about that. You have to catch me up on everything I missed. Lol.
Shall I bring out my Dr.Evil personality here.

Hope your feeling better soon Alty. 26 degrees, beautiful weather.
I am all right.

OHHH!! Can you bring Dr Evil here pleeeaaaseee! Talk to baaaddd policemen, that won't come over to make a report on my poor babe Niki's injuries for almost 2 weeks now? I could really use Dr Evil! ;)

M has one of my whips, do you need to borrow the other one Starby? I do want it back when you're done. Oh, and while you're "talking" with the policeman see if you can get me a spare set of handcuffs. ;)

Oh, Police man and Dr.Evil do not mix well. They will be sorry they never came out yet.

Just wait and see what happens when you get somebody like me, who loves to EAT PIG. Lets just say I will devour them and send a huge message to those pigs that will not do anything for you.

Aw, Joe has come to save the day.

It's kind of hard to think of you as frightening Dr. Evil Joe, after all your avatar is a picture of the cutest kitty and puppy napping, nope, you're a big softie. :)

Maybe I should change the avater to Fat Bastard. Then you will think differently ha ha ha ha ha

Don't eat my pink piggy though Joe okay? I'm not sure, but I think I might have told you.

Short form:: My dog was attacked by another dog... 86 stitches... shaved... she's pink now... cops won't come... owners won't pay bills that are $700 and growing... Niki sad... mommy sad... mommy mad! (grrrrr) and uhmmm, bubbles and beer!

Does that fill you in Joe? LOL

You need to go to court. I already new, and I would never eat your little one. I guess I should say this.

Pig = Useless Police officers.

Maybe I should change the avater to Fat Bastard. Then you will think differently ha ha ha ha ha


NO! Do not remove cute kitty and little puppy, they are adorable. Okay, okay, you are big tough man, you kick cop butt, you strong, ug. ;) :)

You need to go to court. I already new, and I would never eat your little one. I guess I should say this.

Pig = Useless Police officers.

Oh I knew what you meant my dear! I don't want anything to do with the "pigs", but if I have to take the owner to court, I do have to file a report! I just can't get them to show! MADDENING!

It's hardly worth it though! The victim of the crime in our country is very rarely found accountable! I just went through an assault case that took 15 months. And ended in a $500 fine!

Anyone want to go help me commit a crime? Blah! We could sure get away with it if you've got a few hundred bucks in your pocket!

Anyway... I got to run! Bubbles and Beer right?! :D

You do not have to run, I am going to go now. No more pig talk I promise.

Oh, and while you're "talking" with the policeman see if you can get me a spare set of handcuffs. ;)

Tisk tisk Alty
I leave you for a few minutes :)

LMAO...

Hi starby and Joe

You do not have to run, I am going to go now. No more pig talk I promise.

HAHA! I know you wouldn't put my little girl on a spit! I think that might be reserved for someone donning a plastic badge! LOLOL!

I am going to the neighbors before they wonder where I am and come looking for me. ;)

Take care, and just know you have somebody here whenever you need to vent. You have been through a lot with this. Enjoy your beer.

Hi M! :) Got to go for awhile, but I'll be back before it's beer time in OZ! :D

Thank you JOE! I know you guys are always around when I need to vent :)

Goodevening Friend,

Have fun Starby, drink a beer for me, what am I saying, I'll have my own. :)

Ah Joe, don't go, we lub, lub, lub you, don't you know?

M, I knew I'd get caught, but I couldn't help myself. You know I can't help it, it's a part of me. You can take the girl out of the gutter, but you can't take the gutter out of the girl. Sad but true. ;)

LOL... its all good alty , that's why we lub you , just got to keep an eye on you so you don't get into too much trouble.

Hi M!! :) Gotta go for awhile, but I'll be back before it's beer time in OZ!! :D



See you starby , have a beer for me ;)

Honey, I'm always in trouble, in fact that should be my middle name. I don't know how, I don't know why, I'm just always in trouble. Really, I'm a nice person, honestly, I am, but trouble has been following be around for a long time. Hey, I'm better than I used to be when I was young, really, take my word for it. :)

I'm glad you're keeping an eye out, if only you had control of my "Post quick answer" button, that would help tons. Although, then I'd never be on AMHD. ;)

I'm all alone again. M, M, are you here? Someone turn on the lights, jeesh I just tripped on something, what the heck is, ewwww, that's nasty, going to clean that up. ;)

OUCH!! Something just hit me in the back of the head , I'm down here Alty!!








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Really, that puppy picture just makes me melt, way too much cuteness. Do you have a boo, boo little puppy, come to Alty, I'll hug it better. Hey, jeesh, stop licking me M. ;)

I know how this pic gets you all the time Alty... it's like my little secret weapon :)

Oooh, devious, very sneaky. I must find your weakness, I must gain the upperhand. Aww, cute puppy, mushy Alty, can't resist cute puppy. Grrr, M, I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too, oh, well, not really, the little dog is safe. ;)

M, does this make you go gooey?

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Yummy... with a nice Honey glaze :D

Oh no you didn't, you did not just say that. Where's my whip, dangit, naughty M. ;)

Okay, I see your puppy and I raise you this;

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Oh no you didn't, you did not just say that. Where's my whip, dangit, naughty M. ;)

Okay, I see your puppy and I raise you this;

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Heeeeyyyy Snowy... its my cousin Snowy , how you been Bro!!

Thanks for finding him Alty we haven't sniffed bums together for ages :)

Okay, I see your puppy and I raise you this;

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Ok I'll see your raise and... :)

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Oh, mental image M, bad mental image.

I found a picture of you relaxing.

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Oh, mental image M, bad mental image.

I found a picture of you relaxing.

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Hey not my best angle but when your this cute everyone wants a piece of you :p

Ok I'll see your raise and................... :)

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Oooh, okay you might win, but how about the dog on the right;

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No, no, wait, I know how to make you melt;

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And it's sitting on my desk right now. Do I win? :)

No, no, wait, I know how to make you melt;

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and it's sitting on my desk right now. Do I win? :)

AAaaahhhhhhhh... I already have one :)

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But yeah you may have found a weakness here :)

Oooh, okay you might win, but how about the dog on the right;

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Poor Alty , I seem to be out cuting you :D

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By all , Have a great weekend!!


Alty , you left without saying goodbye :(

Oh, I'm sorry M, I got an important phone call and I forgot to sign off. Sorry sweetie. Good night, good day, whatever it is for you right now. Take care. :)

Are you still up Alty? I'm just SLIGHTLY tipssssyyy!

Oh noooo... I missed everyone! What to do... what to do?

Very tipsy Starby with no one to play with... shucks!

Very happy Niki tonight... a weeks worth of play shoved into one eve!

3 walks!. all night with Squeaky Beer, Mr. Bear, and several balls that we lost over the winter!

Happy Nik, and Happy Mommy! :D :D

Oh no you didn't, you did not just say that. Where's my whip, dangit, naughty M. ;)

Okay, I see your puppy and I raise you this;

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Ohhhhh... I see your puppy and I fold! Gimme that puppy!

Yer not suppose to do that to Starby and you know it!! :p

SPCA calling?! Niki want to buddy? Nik want the puppy in the picture? Yeah, Yeah, I know! Momma thinks she's cute too! Uh huh, yep, uh huh!

Niki stop licking the screen!!

Auntie Alty Baaaadddd!!

Sorry Starby, M started it, I had to try and finish, you know me. :)

I spent most of my evening talking to my friend in California, good talk, we talked about old times, lots of things that we didn't remember, are we really that old? I got so caught up talking that I forgot to say goodbye to poor M, hope he understands.

How are you today Starby, are you still sleeping, hungover? Remember, bubbles and beer! :)

How's everyone? No hangover Alty, but just not feeling well all day long! Even Nik is grumpy and sluggish again today!

I can't believe a few weeks ago we were b*#ching 'bout snow, and right now it is 92 degrees in my house, and I haven't put my AC's in yet, and need to get someone to come and put them back in since I don't have central air. The fans just aren't going to cut it, and this heat makes me feel sick to my stomach all day today! Well I guess that's why they call where I live "all hell for a basement!"

Oh well, not much a person can do right? Some love the heat, but it makes me dizzy and sick if there isn't at least a breeze!

Has everyone got plans for May long?

Is it too late to have a beer and share a pic?

Awwwww... never too late! :D How are you Joe? Is it as hot in your area? I don't know what part you live in. It's suppose to go above 30 tomorrow here! ~~~~

What's pups name? So cute!

When I was in grade 12 in high school is when they changed everything from Fahrenheit to Celsius... so I always go back and fourth between the two... LOL!

I think it is supposed to be a cool wet weekend. Live in Central Canada. It is supposed to rain tomorrow. It felt warm today. Getting really cool at night time 5 degrees.

That picture is of Samantha, sammy. She was my closest family member growing up. She lived until she was 18 years old. As far as I know she is a lab/spaniel mix. Awesome, amazing dog. Growing up with animals is so important. My wife on the other hand never had that experience. Now I have to work on her to get us a puppy.

WOW! She lived until 18? That is awesome!. what a sweetie! I don't really remember not having a dog. My mom and dad weren't really too crazy about it, but we convinced them. Well, and we had a farm... so we had a lot of dogs there.

I couldn't imagine my life without a dog!. it would seem weird to me!

It will be a battle of high degree trying to convince my wife to have a dog in the house. Maybe when our little guy is older. He loves animals too.

Take her to a shelter and let her look at all those big pleading eyes, and then bribe her with a fancy dinner... etc etc afterwards! ;) LOL!

Lol, thank you for the tips. Hope you enjoy your long weekend. I am going to get off the computer for a bit. BFN

You have a great long wkd too Joe! Enjoy yourselves! :D

Anyone still here? Starby, are you here?

I missed Joe, and the cute puppy picture. Hope all are well and happy. :)

Hi Alty! I don't know what is up with my puter? It isn't telling me when I have a message... grrr grrr... hehe!

Hi Starby, how's tricks? How's Niki? How's you? I's sick. :(

I just feel crappy! Blah! My house is not very big, and not much insulation, so when it gets hot, it's like a sauna! It gives me a headache and makes me queezy!

Nik had soooooo much fun lastnite with the neighbots! I just loved watching her playing like her old self again!

Edit: LOLOL... neighbots... just made myself laugh! :D

Neighbots huh? Are they part robot? ;)

It's supposed to be 30 degrees tomorrow, better put you AC units in, that's what Wiggy is doing tomorrow, then it will snow, just watch. :)

Yeesss... NEIGHBOTS!. LMAO! Some of them are from the planet dumbass, and others live on the planet moron! HAHAHA!

I have a friend that is coming over tomorrow to put my 2 AC's back in the windows! :)

A guy posted a question about his lawnmower, the title is "not getting any gas", oh please can I, please! ;)

I have a few friends from the planet Dumbass, maybe their related to your neighbots. ;)

A guy posted a question about his lawnmower, the title is "not getting any gas", oh please can I, please! ;)

Do it, Do it!. hahaha! Ask him if he is from the planet dumbass, and if there are any gaseous beings around him that he could borrow from! :p

LMAO, I needed that, thanks Starby. If only I could, if only. ;)

Are you and Wiggy doing anything for the long wkd?

Hey! Where is M? Is he in another meeting?. or is he in the corner spying again?! Or maybe he's gone for lunch?

Oh Goodness! The neighbots have rubbed off on me! It's Saturday there... he's not working! DUH!!

Are you busy? ::Ring a ding ding::?

I'm still here, just had to take care of something.

Can you call at around 10pm, the kids are still up for a bit, they're playing outside, I'd like to get them to bed first, that way I can relax while we talk. :)

I would be willing to donate Gas. Have lots of it and it free for the taking. Just had to jump in. Does that make me a dumbass. Lol Ha Ha
Damn I should have never opened myself like that. Okay who is going to shoot me first. I can take it.

No prob! I will do a few things too. I should give my undivided attn to Nik for a little while again too!

I would be willing to donate Gas. Have lots of it and it free for the taking. Just had to jump in. Does that make me a dumbass. ? lol Ha Ha
Damn I should of never opened myself like that. Okay who is going to shoot me first. I can take it.


LOL!! Yep, you just set yerself up there didn't you?! Hehe! Gas has gone up for the long wkd, so maybe you could stand on a corner somewhere, and offer it for a cheaper price!? :confused:

I don't know what the Gas prices are in central Canada, where you are... but in AB, and the city that is known as the "Gas City!!!"... it's just a little ridiculous! So we would appreciate you stopping by with a little extra gas... HAHAHA!

I have my fans going! ;)

I would be willing to donate Gas. Have lots of it and it free for the taking. Just had to jump in. Does that make me a dumbass. ? lol Ha Ha
Damn I should of never opened myself like that. Okay who is going to shoot me first. I can take it.


I had onion rings today, I have the most gas, trust me, oh tmi, way, way tmi. ;)

Going to go stick the kids in bed. Talk to you in a few Starby. :)

I had onion rings today, I have the most gas, trust me, oh tmi, way, way tmi. ;)

I had pork ribs and sauerkraut! Between you, Joe and I... we could maybe make it to BC?? LOLOL!

Gas prices this morning was 1.24
After work it was at 1.22
I am sure tomorrow morning it will be more like 1.30

I am curious what is the cost of gas in alberta.

Just imagine:

Everybody and anybody running out of gas somewhere. Then seeing people mooning each other because they have to pull there pants down to cypher gas into there cars. Gross but funny farts lol.

LOL... the cops will have a busy wkd arresting everyone for indecent exposure!

Last I saw the price was $1.39, and suppose to go up again tomorrow!

Wow, that is absolutely brutal. The only place in canada that has regulated government prices. All gas stations are the same price. They only change the price twice a month is Prince Edward island. Is it better that way? I think it is.

Here you could travel to 5 different local gas stations and they are all different prices. Go to the city and it is either more expensive or cheaper. It is all a toss up.

I hear that this long weekend the cops are really butt cracking down. Lol

They have gas wars here all the time! It gets crazy! You have to shop around for gas here too, but once someone finds out it's cheaper at one place, then everyone goes crazy, and they line up for blocks and cut off traffic just to get in! Then they end up bleeding the tanks dry and shutting everything down because they can't keep up with the competitors! Insane!

We can probably thank Bush for that!

I'll say buh'bye for now,. I didn't realise what time it was, and I wasn't being a really good momma to Nik... time to throw the ball again! ;)

::Ring Ring::

Night Joe! Have a wonderful night! :)

Goodnight, yes it is almost 12:30 am here. Should be shutting the computer down.

Hey all! How is everyone's long wkd?

Niki's momma is SOOOO HOTTT!! I'm absolutely, inexplicably, unexplainably, without a word of a doubt... HOT!! I always wanted to say that! LOL!

Now, can we discuss the temperature?? I am meeellltttiinnnggg!! It is 93 degrees in my house, and I feel like I'm in a sauna! What is going on? Two weeks ago we had six hundred feet of snow (lol) and now it's sooo HOT, it's just not COOL! (Sorry for the bad pun)

Can anyone say... COLD BEER PLEASE?. and a pool?

All pool boy apps shall be directed straight to Starby! (or Alty if I'm having a nap, hehe)

Hey Starby, lots of applications came in, but none of them were good enough for you so I kept them. Oh, honey, a bit to the left please. Anyway, I'll keep taking apps in, maybe someone will come by for you. Oh, sweetie, can you get me a beer, and take that towel off please, it's hot in here.;)

AAhhhhhhhhh poor Alty , all by yourself :(

Just me myself and I, glad you popped in M, I missed you this weekend.

I have been busy, my friend from California has been calling me every night, it's nice to talk to him, I've know him for, oh gosh, almost 20 years, wow, where did the time go?

M, I had to post this under Starby's. I know that the cute bunny picture didn't get you, and the puppy pictures didn't make you melt, the beer you enjoyed, but, I think I might have found something that will make you say, AWWWWW;

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Admit it, this is tooooo cute, come on say it, AWWWWWWW!:)

To be honest I'm more of a Dog person , but hey OK it is cute :)

Okay, then take this;

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AWWWWWWWWW!

Okay, then take this;

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AWWWWWWWWW!

OK , see now your getting it :) Nothing like a cute cuddly puppy!!

Nope, there sure isn't, unless they have bad breath, ewwww. :);)

Do you want to stay in the daycare, I think everyone over in Chery's thread has gone to sleep.

How was your weekend M?

I'm here! I guess I was dozing!

Hellooo? How is everyone?

Yessss... stay in the Daycare!! :)

Hey Starby, I'm okay, still sick, but, whatever! :)

How are you, how's Niki Noodle?

Weekend was pretty good , played soccer on Saturday and then we went to our local Pub afterwards. Not sure if you follow it but the FA Cup Final was on Saturday night so we watched that afterwards. That's in England so the game didn't start here till Midnite Saturday... made for a long day I tell you.

Not much of a sports fan, sorry, my one flaw. ;)

Sounds like you had fun though, that's what's important.

Hey guys... I'm good, but just had a bit of a freak out attack because there were two of those flying hissing beatles in my house, and one landed on me. NOT GOOD ALTY! :p No fixing me up with your bug guy! LOL

Aw Starby, I love you, you big baby. Remember, it's just a beatle, it can't hurt you, it won't bite you, it's just a wee bug. I'll let my bug buddy know that you are not interested.;)

He's a bit weary about meeting someone I haven't even met yet, he went through a rough time with his second divorce, he's not quite over it yet. He will be coming to visit next month though and we plan on going out on the town, it will be nice to see him again.

We'll find you someone else, someone who hates bugs and loves dogs. Someone who lives in Canada, that would be good. :)

LOL... starby you sooky :) Was it like this one?

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He's a bit weary about meeting someone I haven't even met yet.

He's too tired to meet anyone?. LMAO :)

HAHA! But these aren't wee bugs my dear girl! They are the size of cockroaches and they fly! You know how well I deal with that! LOL!

Tell your friend not to worry, I would be as worried about him, as he would be with me! ;)

No M, I'm sure it was this one;

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I used to play with those when I was a kid, still do when we're in Penticton. Wiggy freaks out every time, hee, hee, evil Alty. :)

LOL...............starby you sooky :) Was it like this one??

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Ohhhh, you are sooo mean M! LOL! They are creepy!. and yes I'm sooky, or sucky, or whatever it is you want to call it, lol

He's too tired to meet anyone????......................LMAO :)

Hee, hee, M. Nope, not tired, at least he wasn't 20 years ago, wink, wink. :)

STOP IT, STOP IT! I DO need to sleep at some point tonight! :p

I'm never going to Penticton again now! Haha!

Don't let the Bed bugs bite starby... :D

You guys have got me all itchy now,. thankyou very much!

May a thousand bugs crawl up your underwear while you are sleeping!

May a thousand bugs crawl up your underwear while you are sleeping!!

I don't wear underwear when I'm sleeping... oops TMI!!

YouTube - Jim Stafford - Spiders and Snakes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUIycfWjW-k)

Yep, TMI... LOL!

I don't wear underwear when I'm sleeping ..........................oops TMI !!!

Me neither, so no worries. :)

If any one of you ever throws a frog at me, I'll send my Daddy after you! LOL!

(reference to the song, haha)

Aw, poor Starby, did we go too far? Are you okay? You know that the big bad bugs aren't going to get your right, you have Niki to protect you. Niki, get the bugs, mommy's scared. ;)

Couldn't help it... it was like you dared me :D

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Cute froggy M. :)

It's a leopard frog... starby get Kevin to eat it , there his favourites :)

Oh M is a dare guy eh? Well lets just see then Friend! What should we dare you with?!

That's okay Alty, Nik is going to help us with this one! Mwahahaha!

Its a leopard frog...................starby get Kevin to eat it , there his favourites :)

Ewwwww... Kevin NOOOO!! Have s'more s'getti! No froggy or bugs! Well unless they jump on mommy k?

Hmmm... M, I dare you to... uhmmm... hahaha... I've got one! Put your pic up! :p

Ha ha nice one , I don't do that on here for various reasons :) But hey if you are really that curious I'm happy to email it to you.

Oh, no, what reasons are those M, why didn't you give us those reasons before we posted our pictures. Now Alty scared. :(

M is speechless? It's OK hun! We already know that you are purple with pink polka dots, and we still lub lub lub you anyway! ::hugs hugs::

Ha ha nice one , I don't do that on here for various reasons :) But hey if you are really that curious i'm happy to email it to you.

Go for it if you want. It really doesn't matter to me! But it might be cool to see yer snout! LOL!

Hmmm, makes you wonder though, why doesn't M post a pic, hmmm. Do you know me M and you don't want me to find out, curiouser and curiouser. ;)

Yeah... I kind of want to know now too you guys! Why is it a bad thing to post a pic? Maybe I'm a little scared now too!

Not of you M.. but what could go wrong with doing that? Should I have posted mine? Is it a bad idea to do that?

Oh don't worry Starby, the chances of someone actually seeing your pic on this site is really slim. After all, it's on one page on one thread and there are 100's of thousands of threads, so don't worry.

Maybe M is famous and doesn't want to post his picture because then we'll know.

Maybe we should stop bugging him about it, he hasn't come back since we started this whole thing. Come back M, it's okay, Starby and I will be good. Starby is just getting payback for the bug and frog picture. Come back M. :)

M?. Are you Antonio Bandaras?. No, you're George Clooney!. please say you're George... lol! Now I'm just getting back at you for the bug thing! :p

No Starby, he's Mel Gibson, Mel is Australian, that's got to be it. Mel, come back, please, we'll be good, promise. ;)

Ha ha... you guys are hilarious :) I never said it was bad for you to post your picture just not such a good idea for me , I have my reasons :)

But like I said am more than happy to email a pic or 2 to you guys!

M?. where did you go? You know me... and well that Alty girl, (LOL) we are always sarcastic! Okay okay!. I'll feed the frog to Kevin! Ewwwww! It's hopping around in his mouth! All right Kevin, a frog on a cracker... never heard of that but... sure!

Ha ha...................you guys are hilarious :) I never said it was bad for you to post your picture just not such a good idea for me , I have my reasons :)

But like I said am more than happy to email a pic or 2 to you guys!!

Email me one! I'm curious now, LOL!

Ha ha...................you guys are hilarious :) I never said it was bad for you to post your picture just not such a good idea for me , I have my reasons :)

But like I said am more than happy to email a pic or 2 to you guys!!

Okay, I'll PM you me email address. Hey, that's a good idea anyway, this way I can email you all the jokes that aren't okay to post on AMHD. :D

LOL... ok just have to find one now , don't have many on my work puter.

M's busy finding a pic of him from 20 yrs ago (hahaha)... shall we hum a song while he's doing that? M? you do know that Alty and I will be catching a plane (well we have to bring Wiggy, lol) to visit right? After all, I need to return Kevin sooner or later!

Sounds good, can we convince the airlines that Kevin is our carry on luggage? ;) He better behave on the plane, hey, we can sit him next to Wiggy.:D

Nice starby , It'll be in B&W is that OK... lol , and like I said to Alty last week I'll be your official Tour Guide if you's ever come over!!

Sounds good, can we convince the airlines that Kevin is our carry on luggage? ;) He better behave on the plane, hey, we can sit him next to Wiggy.:D

Kevin could have the seat and wiggy can sit in his pouch:)

Kevin could have the seat and wiggy can sit in his pouch:)

Poor Wiggy! What a slimey ride that would be... a little bouncy too!

Can you get me in first class Mr. Gibson?

Ew, the pouch, I heard what was in that pouch, I don't think that I can convince Wiggy to sit in it. Although it would cost us one less ticket, hmmm, something to think about. Who's going to watch the kids while we're gone? Maybe Wiggy will have to stay home with the kids. Starby, M and Alty one big party in Australia. :)

Ew, the pouch, I heard what was in that pouch, I don't think that I can convince Wiggy to sit in it. Although it would cost us one less ticket, hmmm, something to think about. Who's going to watch the kids while we're gone? Maybe Wiggy will have to stay home with the kids. Starby, M and Alty one big party in Australia. :)

Woohoo! Here we come to the land down under, yeahhhhh! Suitcase is packed! :cool:

I don't know where my suitcase is. Dangit, I really need to get organized. Oh, I have to do laundry first too, I don't think they'll let me fly in the nude, or maybe they would, depends on who's at the counter that day, might even get a free ticket. Something to think about. :)

Nice starby , It'll be in B&W is that ok...............lol , and like I said to Alty last week I'll be your official Tour Guide if you's ever come over!!!

I had to go back to this! LOL! Are you going to send a pic from the beach when you were twelve? LOL! I know they didn't have many color photo's in you day, but don't you have anything more recent than a B&W Polaroid? HAHAHA! ;)

I don't know where my suitcase is. Dangit, I really need to get organized. Oh, I have to do laundry first too, I don't think they'll let me fly in the nude, or maybe they would, depends on who's at the counter that day, might even get a free ticket. Something to think about. :)

Ahhhh yesss! I do believe I heard something about discounts for nude flyers! It saves them time making you take off your shoes!

I love B & W pictures, sad thing is, they're more expensive that color photos nowadays. I remember my mom telling me that she was thrilled that she had one color photo taken at her wedding, the rest were B & W. I actually asked for a few in B & W at my wedding, looks more classy.

M, are you still looking for a pic? Where are you? :)

Ahhhh yesss!! I do believe I heard something about discounts for nude flyers!! It saves them time making you take off your shoes!!


Hee, hee, I'm going to wear shoes, don't want my feet to touch the dirty floor at the airport. Hey, flying nude is a good idea, that way M will know who we are when we get there. :D :) :p ;)

Ok just sent a pic

Hee, hee, I'm gonna wear shoes, don't want my feet to touch the dirty floor at the airport. Hey, flying nude is a good idea, that way M will know who we are when we get there. :D :) :p ;)

LOL... I would certainly spot you then :D

Yup, you sure would. Just a thought though, if we're flying nude we definitely have to go in the summer time, I'm not going to the Edmonton Airport, nude, in the winter, talk about freezing your buns off. :)

M, you look like Tom Seleck (however you spell it), you are a very handsome guy. If I wasn't married, look out! :)

I thought you'd have black hair, really dark eyes, long ears, a tail, four paws, and a sad look on your face when someone picks up a rolled up newspaper. Hmmm, can't figure out why. ;)

M, you look like Tom Seleck (however you spell it), you are a very handsome guy. If I wasn't married, look out! :)

I thought you'd have black hair, really dark eyes, long ears, a tail, four paws, and a sad look on your face when someone picks up a rolled up newspaper. Hmmm, can't figure out why. ;)

LOL... thanks Alty that's very flattering , I actually have Blue eyes but hey I wouldn't mind being as cute as my Avi :)

You're cuter than your avi, but I must admit, your avi makes me melt. Just a big black baby, reminds me of my Indy when he was younger. And I still get a kick out of your puppy picture, that was priceless, in fact, Wiggy still laughs about that one. :)

Hey, where did Starby go? She's logged off, didn't say good bye. Starby, where are you?

Maybe she got eaten by one of those big bugs... :eek:

Where are you starby??

Sorry guys! Not good! On the phone with Carrie... not going well! Talk to you all later if you're here!

Hey Alty & starby
Time for me to leave for the day as well , hope you have a good sleep. Say Hi to wiggy for me :)

Byyyeee

Oh no, not Carrie, hope it goes well Starby. M, Carrie is the girlfriend of the guy who's dog attacked Niki, she hasn't been very good about the whole thing. Starby, I'm going to bed right away, but call me tomorrow and let me know how it went.

Hey Alty & starby
Time for me to leave for the day as well , hope you have a good sleep. Say Hi to wiggy for me :)

Byyyeee

Bye M, have a beer for me. Take care, talk to you tomorrow. Oh, and Wiggy says hi back. :)

I'm hitting the hay too, it's almost 1am, I can't believe I'm still up. Nighty night all. :)

Anybody here, anybody up, am I all alone again? Sigh, I need a hug.

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Sort of like this one. :)

Hey Alty

::Hug Hug::

You should be in Bed , its nearly Midnite!!

I know, but I'm not tired, I know I'll pay for it tomorrow, but oh well. How are you M, did you miss me? Thanks for the hugs, I needed it, I'm sooooooo sick, sob, whine, cry, sniff, sneeze, cough, jeesh, when will this end?

Aw poor Alty ::sniff::

I've been real busy today actually , I tell you the day has just flown past :)

That's good, a day at work that fly's by fast is a good day. That means you'll get your beer that much sooner. :)

We had a long weekend, so Wiggy had the day off today, it was nice, the kids played outside, I cleaned inside. Wiggy got the lawn power raked and I realized that one of the trees I planted last year died, sob. I'm painting Sydney's room this week, barbie pink, yikes, that's what she wants, so I'll suck it up. Other then that, life is normal, I could do without this cold though.

Oh, M, Wiggy says hi. :)

Sounds like you had a busy day as well. And say Hi back to wiggy for me (you'll have to email me a pic of the whole family so I can picture you all ) Yes you too wiggy :)

I actually need to go to another meeting in about 5mins Alty sorry :(

It's all good though cause I'm just about to give 2 of my guys Pay Rises , that's always a good feeling :)

Take care M. I'll send you a pic of the fam soon. Talk to you tomorrow, or yesterday, or, what is it? ;)

LOL... see you Alty :)

Awww, as usual I missed everyone again! Well I guess I didn't miss too much with you Alty with our lengthy phone call. Do you think we have a lot to say? LOL! Here I am once more,. went to bed early, and now it's 2am, and here I sit! M has already gone home for the day, and it doesn't look like anyone else is around! :( I guess I have no other choice but to go pick on teenagers... LOL.

Howdy all,

Was told I should stop in and say hi. Read the last few pages... some very interesting conversation going on here :)

Hey there Bigbird, I see you flew over! ;) Can we call you Birdie, or Biggie? (lol) Which would you prefer?. bet I could venture a guess! LOL!

Hi M, how is your day going? Niki was suppose to go and get her stitches checked out, but the appt got cancelled. I am once again waiting for a return call from the cops, but I think I've told you all how that is going! I had all but given up on that, but I got a call from the station, and they ACTUALLY gave me a file #. Woohoo! Gosh Golly Darn those, uuhum, policemen are busy folks eh?

Hi starby
Days going OK so far , pretty busy again today so hopefully it'll go quick. Good to hear something's finally happening with the Niki situation.

Hi Bigbird , good to see you could join us!! Watch out for starby and Alty though , they'll corrupt you ;) In the nicest possible way though!!

Mwaahahaha... another victim Alty! We can mold him just like we did with Friend and the others. Dr. Starkenstein and Dr. Altenstein have a new project! :D

Yes Bigbird... we are a strange bunch sometimes... LOL! (oops, did I say "we"?) Where is Alty anyway M? I haven't seen her on today... hmmm! Alty?. have you blown a gasket? Did one of the teenagers come and aduct you? Alty, Alty, where for out thou Alty?

Yeah OK, I'm in a weird mood... must be the weather, LOL! Rain rain go away, starby wants to go and play! :)

I guess I'll go with biggie ;)

I imagine I'll be spending a bit more time on here when I'm sitting at the office tomorrow :)

A little annoyed because it's raining out and none of my friends are around. I HATE sitting home :(

Okay! Biggie it is! Gee how did I know that? LOL! What is with this rain? It's suppose to rain until Sunday where I am. Betcha OZ land is nicer eh M? If it is I might have to send Kevin for a visit with a pouchfull of slimey rain for you! LOL! Kevin isn't happy when he's cooped up in the house.

Oh Biggie, Kevin is our resident Kangaroo... he does all of the bouncer work around here. He's also handy for cleaning up messes, because he's got a big pouch, LOL!

Friend gave him to me to protect me from meanies, but every once in awhile I threaten to send him home! :p

It's actually nice and sunny in Sydney today , but apparently it's going to rain later , ah well.

Hi all, I'm here for a few minutes, then I have to make some dinner for me and the kids. I see we have a new victim, I mean friend, hi Biggie, don't worry, our bark is worse than our bite. ;)

Biggie
This is Kevin


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Haha, interesting bunch you guys are...

We do try, normal is so boring, I like being "interesting". :)

Agreed. Normal people aren't much fun.

Friend - cute kangaroo... looks like a tough guy :)

I actually like the rain. We just got rid of the snow though, so it would be nice to have just some decent spring weather. Geeezzz! One day it's snow, the next day it's almost 90 degrees, and then it raining and blowing! Crazy crap!

Hey Alty! Is it raining there too?

I actually like the rain. We just got rid of the snow though, so it would be nice to have just some decent spring weather. Geeezzz!! One day it's snow, the next day it's almost 90 degrees, and then it raining and blowing!! Crazy crap!


Sounds like right here in new england as well :(

A little frustrating to be honest...

I actually like the rain. We just got rid of the snow though, so it would be nice to have just some decent spring weather. Geeezzz!! One day it's snow, the next day it's almost 90 degrees, and then it raining and blowing!! Crazy crap!


Welcome to Canada Starby, if you don't like the weather, wait a minute. ;)

I am having a weird day, the kid's finally went back to school today, after being sick for a week, I'm still coughing and sniffling, and Wiggy is working nights. I need a vacation.

Hey Alty!! Is it raining there too?

Not raining, but windy and cold, I'm sure it will turn in to rain though. Bah humbug! :D :p

I'll call you later if you're not feeling too bad Alty, since Wiggy is doing the night shift.

New England eh Biggie? Hmmm, I think I spent a wkd there one day... oh no... that's a Barry Manilow song. LOL! I know it's a beautiful place there! :)

Its not too bad :)

I like the outdoors stuff - camping, bonfires, hikes, even have myself a dirt bike :)

Loads of fun being outside... During the year I'm in school in New Jersey - not a great place :(

Currently keeping myself entertained watching videos of my guitar idols...

What happened? I wrote a post, I posted the post and the post disappeared, jeesh, weird things are happening here lately. Allot of people have lost posts and greenie squares, it's a bit weird. Do de do de do de do de (scary background music) :)

Starby, give me a call later, the kids should be in bed by 9pm, so anytime after that is great. I should go make some dinner now, I'll be back later.

Biggie, it was nice meeting you, I hope you decide to hang around, things can get pretty exciting around here, just ask M aka Friend4U. Starby keep these two in line while I'm gone, I'll lend you my whip. :D :p :eek:

Oh I am missing the bonfires... the pit fires in my backyard... just sitting outside, especially the evenings! My dog is so sick of sitting in the house too! Jersey would be a little crazy for me, but Connecticut sounds like my kind of place! At least there are TREES! HAHA! That is what I always think about when I think of New England. We do have some pretty places in the town that I live too though. It's absolutely beautiful especially in the Fall, when the colors change.

What happened? I wrote a post, I posted the post and the post disappeared, jeesh, weird things are happening here lately. Allot of people have lost posts and greenie squares, it's a bit weird. Do de do de do de do de (scary background music) :)

Starby, give me a call later, the kids should be in bed by 9pm, so anytime after that is great. I should go make some dinner now, I'll be back later.

Biggie, it was nice meeting you, I hope you decide to hang around, things can get pretty exciting around here, just ask M aka Friend4U. Starby keep these two in line while I'm gone, I'll lend you my whip. :D :p :eek:

That has been happening to me too Alty! I will spend 15 minutes writing something to someone with a prob, only to find out it disappears... Grrrrrrr!

Thanks for the whip Alty! I'll keep the boys in line! :p M?. have you gone to your corner again?

Yeah, I built a fire pit last month. It was a nice distraction when I was home for the weekend. On Sunday my buddy came up and we cut up a HUGE pile of dead wood just waiting for this weekend.

I've never been to Canada even though I'm French Canadian... I suppose at some point I should make it up there...

All this whip talk is scaring me :(

All this whip talk is scaring me :(

Baahaha! That is why M goes to his corner!. LMAO!. right M?. oh no, it's so you can keep an eye on us. :o

I believe it's a friendly whip... could even be whip cream really! LOL! OKay, now that sounded a little strange. M is going to come out of his corner now... yikes! :eek:

I got lucky with firewood this yr. My bro gutted several houses, and I've got dibs on the wood that was saved. I just need someone to cut it up, but there is a lot of it. Should last all summer. It's not the same as having good cedar or pine, but it will work. French Canada is almost as far away from me as you can be in Canada. I'm in Alberta. I'm sure it's nice there too though.

As long as it isn't city, I'm happy :)

Yay outdoors

I'm in the city, only about 80,000 people, so it's not too crazy. It's a bit different here because there is a lot of space, and there are lots of communities. The one I live in is the first one when we became a town, so there are tons of trees, and really nice old houses. It's not crazy like some of the other communities. I even plan trips to Walmart and make sure I get everything I need in one visit, so I don't have to go there again soon, because that is the crazy traffic part of town. LOL!

Well I live in a city too technically, about 70-80,000 people. But that's not really what I meant by city. I go to school in Newark which is somewhere in the 500,000+ region - its pretty bad.

Well I used to live in Calgary. I'm sure almost everyone has heard of that, because of the Stampede. It's hitting a million and a half, and that just drove me insane. Although I lived on the outskirts (well at that time) and it took forever to get anywhere, and you reeeaaalllyyy had to pay attn when driving. It was like a race track most of the time. In fact I could see where I worked from my balcony door, but it usually took me close to 30 minutes to get there.

Where has M gone? Ahhh, probably time for his morning meeting! How did the raise thing go M. Did you make them all happy?

What school do you go to Biggie? What are you taking?

Did I hear French Canadian?

Well I have many nick names. One of them is Fat Bast---.

French Canadian here in part.

Oh yer too funny Joe... I'm glad you finally posted a pic!! LOLOL!!

Voulez Vous... dot dot dot dot dot..! LOL! You deserved that Joe... LMAO!. and besides, that's the only French I know! :p

Where has M gone? Ahhh, probably time for his morning meeting! How did the raise thing go M. Did you make em all happy?



Sorry starby got called into a meeting , yesterdays meeting went well , I'm now a couple of guys favourite Boss :)

Ok about to head into another meeting , boring.

Hey Joe your exactly as I pictured you... LOL :p

You guys are toooo funny. Joe, um, it might be time to exercise, just a bit. ;)

I have a few more minute to chat, then I'm going to go play with my kids and then get them ready for bed, they're tired, and so am I, YAWN! ;)

Hilarious with the picture... thanks :)

Starby, Im going to the New Jersey Institute of Technology currently. I'll be graduated in a year and I can't wait. Im majoring in Information Security, probably work for the government / military / law enforcement or something. I guess I should figure that out soon :)

How about you guys, what do you do?

Long day Alty? I know, you're still not feeling well, but the pic of Joe must have perked you up a bit. Sooo sexy! Yer wife better watch out Joe! ;) Well maybe not, she must be a better cook than the rest of us... LOLOL!

Lol, so funny starbuck. I hope Alty got a good chuckle.

Very long day. I have a very grumpy son today, he's being a royal pain in the... and I've had enough. He just wants to argue about everything today, just so grumpy. I'm ready to pull my hair out, jeesh, as if being sick isn't bad enough, now I have to deal with grumpy bumpy boo boo. He's being really defiant, and is at this moment having a time out, Mommy is so done, stick a fork in her. Arrrrrrrr! :(

Sorry, vent time, just don't know what's gotten in to him and I have no idea how to get it out. ;)

lol, so funny starbuck. I hope Alty got a good chuckle.


I did Joe, and I so needed that, thanks. :)

Hilarious with the picture...thanks :)

Starby, Im going to the New Jersey Institute of Technology currently. I'll be graduated in a year and I can't wait. Im majoring in Information Security, probably work for the government / military / law enforcement or something. I guess I should figure that out soon :)

How about you guys, what do you do??

I was a brain surgeon until I got fired for removing the wrong one, Alty is a stripper... she was my first victim! Joe is a beer tester, and Friend is a... zoo keeper!. yeah that's right... a zoo keeper!

Oh my God, what has happened to me tonight? LOLOL!

Okay, I am a floral designer, Biggie. Well I do it occasionally now. I do mostly contracts, and a few other projects on the side.

Just call me Homer then. Duff beer. See me drool.

Stripper, why do I have to be the stripper, I want to be the beer tester, jeesh Starby! ;)

I'm currently a stay-at-home-mom, in other words, I run a major corporation, I am a doctor, a chef, a cleaning lady, a teacher, a gardener, a mechanic, you name it. I make tables and other wooden knick knacks in my non existent spare time, whew. ;)

How hard would it be to get in to Stripping, I already know how to take my clothes off, hmm, I hear the money's good. ;)

Its good to vent Alty. Hope everybody is back to their old selves soon.

Joe,

You looking for an apprentice?

I'll work for free...

Stripper, why do I have to be the stripper, I want to be the beer tester, jeesh Starby! ;)

I'm currently a stay-at-home-mom, in other words, I run a major corporation, I am a doctor, a chef, a cleaning lady, a teacher, a gardener, a mechanic, you name it. I make tables and other wooden knick knacks in my non existent spare time, whew. ;)

How hard would it be to get in to Stripping, I already know how to take my clothes off, hmm, I hear the money's good. ;)

I thought it would be a day off to make you a stripper Alty! It never rains in hooterville! Hey, wasn't my line, I just heard it on "Two and a half Men" LOL!

Geeezzz, M is going to come back and wonder what the heck has happened to my innocent little Daycare!. Where puppies laugh, and bunnies hop, gold fish fly, and birdies swim... oh wait!. was that wrong?

Joe,

You looking for an apprentice??

I'll work for free....

Stand in line buddy! LOL!

Thanks Joe. He's not usually like this, that's why this behavior is such a shock. I tried talking to him, but he's 9 and stubborn, sadly, he comes by it honestly, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and he's definitely my little apple. :)

I think he had a bad day at school, and he's still sick so he's a bit grouchy because of that too. Early to bed for him tonight, hopefully he'll feel better tomorrow. Unfortunately, now I'm grumpy too. I need a really good giggle.

Shouldn't being the stripper be a honor... in some sort of sick way that I assumed you guys would think like?? :)

Stand in line buddy!! LOL!!


Oh no, no way, I get first dibs on that! LOL!

$5 to cut in line..

Shouldn't being the stripper be a honor...in some sort of sick way that I assumed you guys would think like??? :)


Hee, hee, that's kind of sad, you figured us out that quickly, and here I thought we were mysterious, shucks, guess not. I could have done the Stripper thing 15 years ago, not so much anymore, having kids does unkind things to your body, trust me, it ain't pretty. ;) :D :p :eek:

I've got to run for a while guys, time to put grumpy and sicky to bed. I'll be back in around 1/2 hour, keep the home fires burning. :)

Yes... Alty the stripper! HAHAHA! You don't think that pic in your wedding dress fooled anyone did you?

Well you said you needed a laugh right? You know me when I get into sarcastic mode, hehe!

Talk to you in awhile Alty! ;)

Oh Oh, what did I start. Lol...

5 dollars is not much. Maybe if you make it $ 50. Then I could see you cutting in line bigbird.

5 dollars is not much.

See what happens when you come out Joe? Everyone just gets out of control! Not me of course, but the others! :eek: