Hey there Chicky! Nice to see you back! How are you? How was your trip! We missed you around here! :)

Star I have been wanting to tell you, that you have one of the prettiest dogs that I have ever seen. The lady across the street from me has a dog that looks a lot like her they say he is a husky and lab mix and he is a beauty, but a really big boy at 7 months old.

Awwww, thank you! Her big brown eyes get her away with lots! LOL! She's finally recovering, and getting back to her old silly self, day by day. Niki is Am Eskie/Yellow Lab.

It's nice to be missed! :)

Bushg, I wanted to ask you what kind of a dog your little guy/girl is. Jack Russell maybe? It's so hard to tell.

Hey there! Just popping in to say "Howdy"! I have been ill so haven't been real active on the site. I pop in to catch up though. Hope each of you are well and happy, ready to enjoy the new season.

Hey there my Rebby girl! I'm glad that you popped your head in the door! :) I'm so sorry to hear that you've been sick! :( I hope you get better soon, so you can come dance with us soon.

Everything is fine as far as I know with all of my good buddies here. I FINALLY am getting a cop to look into the case with little miss Niki! Yeay!. only took a month! Grrrrr! He is a friend of mine, and he is going to handle the case personally... even if he has to do it on his day off! :) So that's a bit of good news!

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EEEEEKKKKKK!! The cops are here man! Everybody ruunnnnnn!

Oh, someone try and grab his cuffs!

I wonder if he has Alty's Pink fluffy cuffs... LMAO :)

That's where they went! She's been looking everywhere for them! Darn dirty cops!

Hey M, how are you? Check your email in a couple minutes okay?

LOL... as long as she has her whip she's happy :)

I'm good starby , and you??


Waiting waiting...

You found my handcuffs, I'm so happy. :)

Okay, a little tipsy here, finding it hard to type. Haircut is great, love it. :)

I'm mad at myself! LOL! I was a little sleepy, so I decided to lay down for a nap around 7pm. I thought 20 minutes or so. Wellllll, I slept until freakin 10 o'clock! Craaaazzyyyy! Now I am going to be up most of the night I'm sure! Not like that's particularly unusual to be up all night... but... Grrrrrrrrr!! Ugggghhhhh!

That's funny Alty, I usually go drinking when I get a baaaadddd haircut! LOL!

I've been playing darts with hubby, it helps if I drink. ;)

You found my handcuffs, I'm so happy. :)

Okay, a little tipsy here, finding it hard to type. Haircut is great, love it. :)

Does it look anything like this Alty...

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Oh no, that's horrible M, I have sexy hair, if hair can be sexy. I'd whip it around, but I'm a bit tipsy and afraid I'll hurt myself if I try. ;)

LOL!! Tell Wiggie to stay clear! Your aim may be a little off! Wiggy wouldn't look good with a dart stuck out of the back of his head! HAHAHA!

Starby, some days I want to throw a dart in the back of his head. LOL. ;)

Does it look anything like this Alty.............

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Oh my goodness! Was your hairdresser drinking too Alty?? :eek:

Where do you find all of these scary pics M?? LOL

Of course he wasn't drinking, we do that after he cuts my hair. LOL. He's also a good friend, listens to me vent about anything and everything, have known him for 13 years so he's heard a fair bit of stuff about my life. You all know I can't keep my big mouth shut. Sad, alcohol seems to loosen it even more. If there's anything you all want to know, nows the time to ask.

M?? Here's your chance! I wonder what Alty has in the closet with her whip and furry pink cuffs? Hmmmmmm! LOL!

Do you really want to know Starby, well you ever respect me again if I tell you. Let's just say that I buy batteries in bulk. :)

Does Wiggy take triple A's or the great big C batteries? And where do you put them? Does he have one of those little latches on his back where it says... insert batteries here?

Sadly no, Wiggie is not battery operated, but I love my toys, and they are all battery operated. ;)

Did I scare M away? M, come back, it's honest Alty time. :)

FAR TOO MUCH info... lol

Well, then I better say no more. I have stories that could turn you redder than a lobster M, but no, I'd need another beer in order to go there. :)

Auntie Alty just blew her cover! Poor Wiggy with a dart in the back of his head, and Alty carrying in boxes of batteries! LOL

And you don't like my pics starby??

Hee, hee, I really should get a battery charger, it would save money. No worries, I have my handy dandy shower head, it's not battery operated. ;) Jeesh, really, stop me now, I get really bad when I've had a few.

And you don't like my pics starby????????????

I told you what Kevin did to itsy bitsy spider! No wonder I stay up all night! It's all your fault! Yeay!. someone to blame it on! I just had a big scary moth in here, and he didn't live to tell about it! :eek: No one is going to eat my clothes and get away with it!

Eek, I was supposed to be here for a good time but not a long time. I've had the good time, but it's almost 1am and I have to get up before 7am. Yawn, time to sleep it off.

Goodnight all, be good, sorry for the tmi, I'll behave tomorrow, I hope. ;)

Alty out. :)

LMAO... you guys crack me up!!

Well time for me to go... see you all tomorrow :)

And Alty , behave yourself :D

M? Are you going to leave me alone with this crazy lady? LOLOL!

Have some beers for Alty this time... maybe she'll forget where she is, and devulge more info that we can use against her! Mwwaaahahahaha!

LOL sorry starby I'm afraid so... I'll have a beer for you both :)

Bbyyyeeee

Ahhhhh, good idea! LOL! Have a good eve M!

Alty!. don't be spillin the beer M is buying you on your keyboard OK?

A special treat!!

YouTube - HiDef - BGT - Kate & Gin Canine freestyle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jNC_w1tSw)

A special treat!!!

YouTube - HiDef - BGT - Kate & Gin Canine freestyle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jNC_w1tSw)

Rebby that was absolutely BRILLIANT , what a clever puppy :)

Thanks for posting it!

Now that's what I call "Dancing with my Dog!!" Rebby! That was unbelievable! I totally enjoyed watching that! :D

A special treat!!!

YouTube - HiDef - BGT - Kate & Gin Canine freestyle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jNC_w1tSw)

That certainly was Rebbie... a very special treat... thank you!:) :) :)

You are all welcome! Glad it brought a smile to your hearts! We are family and when we cry we all cry a bit in our hearts... when we smile, we all smile a bit in our hearts!! We have done both yesterday and today!! Love and Hugs to all!

Anyone here? Let's get this party started! Drinks are poured, snacks a plenty... lets play kids!

YouTube - I love the nightlife - Alicia Bridges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I70WN8DzSmQ)

... and a little "Pink" for everyone too!

YouTube - I love the nightlife - Alicia Bridges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I70WN8DzSmQ)

Well that's just wrong! Let's try this again! Yikes!


YouTube - P!nk- get this party started (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2-kWXlKTUA)

Hee, hee, hi Starby, how are you? Long time no talk.;)

Beer is quickly going through the system, at 8% it doesn't take long. :)

Sorry, I ran away! I left my own party... geeezzz! Another long phone call. We know nothing of that do we Alty?! ;)

Long phone calls, na, know nothing about those, I'm usually only on for a few hours, that's not long at all. ;)

No drinks for me tonight - had enough last night for the whole weekend...

Enjoy them though :)

I'll have one for you Biggie, that's what friends are for. ;)

Just don't blame me if you develop a problem. I don't need that kind of responsibility :)

Don't worry about me honey, I usually only have a few on weekends, or when my sister-in-law calls. ;)

Don't listen to her Biggie, she's a lush! HAHAHAHA! Oh, I'm going to die now aren't I? I'm soooo joking Biggie! Bad Starby came out to play again, but nobody stuck around! So she had to play by herself! :(... and pick on silly teenagers again! Bawhahaha!

Starby, RUN!! You are in sooooo much trouble Starby, I'm the lush, whose brother came over to find 15 empty beer cans on the table, hmmmm, you claim they weren't yours, well, hmmm, Muwahahahahah. Kidding all, love Starby. :) Now I'm in trouble. ;)

Where is everyone? These chips and pretzels are going stale! No Niki, those aren't good for you... leave them for the company! Mwaahahaha!

YouTube - John Travolta Saturday Night Fever 'You Should Be Dancing' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1p2IxZA0U)

Where is everyone? These chips and pretzels are going stale! No Niki, those aren't good for you...leave them for the company!! Mwaahahaha!!

YouTube - John Travolta Saturday Night Fever 'You Should Be Dancing' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1p2IxZA0U)

Love the Bee Gee's music.

You keep ringing my bell on my computer... everytime I get up to leave, a bell goes off.. "Starbuck is calling......." ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry

Gotcha! LOL!

YouTube - Anita Ward - Ring My Bell (1979) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOtC-xvmFJI)

Hey all, is there a party? Where are the chips and dip, mmm, dip, no,
That's not dip, ew, was that leftovers from last week? Pfttt, got to spit that
Out, nasty. :)

I thought you were in charge of the dip! Hmmm... no bunny dip though k? Phhttff! May I get you a beer to wash that down?

Wow! Holy thunder and lightening! COOL!

I'd love one, but not a virtual one and sadly, I'm out of the real stuff, how will
I go on?

No beer on a Friday?? That is just... just... unspeakable! Poor Alty! What were you thinking?

Apparently I wasn't thinking, that's the problem. Too late to go out and get
Some now, Wiggy is at work, won't be home until around 2am and the kids
Are in bed, hopefully sleeping, I can't leave, sad, I want a BEER! :(;)

Holey freakin Moley! The lightning just lit up my house, and the thunder is deafening! I have a sky window in my kitchen, and the rain is coming down so hard it's crazy! Love it, LOL! Well unless it decides to hail!

... and again... no satellite! Lol

No storm here, not yet. :)

Hark, I hear the pitter patter of little Sydney feet in the kitchen, I wonder
What the princess is up to at 11:18pm. Hark, now I hear dishes, seems that
Little miss sneaky pants is getting herself a snack. Should I go up and bust her
Or let her believe that she's getting away with it. Hmmm, what to do, what to do.;)

Sneaky mommy in me would sneak up behind her ::BOOOO:: Awwwww, poor little Syd! Baaaad Auntie Starby!

Hee, hee, you and I think alike Starby. But, and here's the bad part, if
I do sneak up behind her it will probably take around 1/2 hour to calm her
Down enough to go to bed. Nope, I think I'll just let her be, the sneaky little
Girl, what do I expect, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. ;):)

Ehhh, kids need to do their sneaky little things, lol! It gives them that false sense of power! Bwaahahaha!

Here's the link to the shoplifting thread. Made me mad.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/criminal-law/shoplifting-225541.html

... Kids a genius

Sydney is a smarty, and a sweetie, and a bit sneaky, wow, she's a mini me. ;)

How are you Biggie, oh, sad, you are offline. Sigh, all alone again. :(

::Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles:: Anyone want to dance? Where are my girlz? Alty, Starty, Rebby, Cloughy? Anyone?

Here's a song for you Alty! (inside joke that I think you'll understand, hehe!)

YouTube - Randy Newman - Short People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA)

I love getting dressed up and dancing with my owner :)

Oh and also music doesn't affect a dog like a teenager!

It depends what you put in my water.

I love getting dressed up and dancing with my owner :)

Did I hear you call? Get out your best duds honey! ;)

YouTube - Dance Tonight (with Kylie Minogue) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEOa6i3b1FQ&feature=related)

It depends what you put in my water.

... and it was me who spiked your water! Mwaaahahahahaha! Let's get down dawg! Show me your moves! :D :cool: :eek: :rolleyes: :D :p

You all are silly, LOVE IT! :)

Been a while since I've been here, or so it seems. How is everyone?

I'm taking a break from cleaning, waiting for hubby to install the air conditioner before I resume. It's a hot one today. Really hot.

My friend from California arrives today, maybe he brought this heat with him. Bad, bad , bad, warm I like, hot, not so much. Maybe I'm getting hot flashes. ;)

Alty's in menopause... bahahahaha! Oh no, sorry, I think she has MEN ON PAUSE!! That would 'splain it! She's got the vapours! LOL!

STARBY!! You are naughty, don't make me take you to the castle, lock you up and throw away the key. I will, you know I will. Remember, estrogen is thicker than water. Wait, estrogen, if it is menopause, oh no, what else is thicker than water? AHHHHHHHH!!

[QUOTE=Altenweg] oh no, what else is thicker than water?

BEER!. lotsa vitamins! Have a piece of bread with that, and there's your barley sammich! :D

Then we can go to Little Seizures Pizza, and have more BEER!

Beer! The nectar of the Gods, ah yes, beer glorious beer. I think I might just endulge in one of those. Yup, throw caution to the winds, cleaning and beer, good combo, or bad? Let's find out. Muwahahahahaha. :);)

Musics on... snacks a plenty... let's get it on!

YouTube - Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag)


YouTube - Donna Summer - Last Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXjGqFgyUJ4)

Woof Woof Woof!! Niki here!. I know it's a little early for a dance party, mommy's still a little groggy she says,. but I want to tell all of you DAWGS that today is my BIRTHDAY!. Yep... I'm 5 yrs old today!! Yeay!!

I heard Mommy whisper something about a special meal, and party for me... and something about playing all day long!. I wonder if she really means it? :D

I know Momma is a sucker for my big baby browns, so I will give her my "look", and I know we are going to have a lot of fun today!

I think we will dance later too! My stitches have healed just fine, so I'm ready to boogie!

Oh, momma says you are all invited to my paaaarrrrttttyyyy! Let's rock on dawgs, and bring down the house! Not my dog house though, that is reserved for me and my dawg Diesel... shhhhh... remember, I'm only 5... I don't know if momma will approve!. so that our secret okay? ;)

Happy Birthday Nikki, glad you are with us.:)

Woof Woof Woof... high fivers! :D

Woof Woof Woof...high fivers!! :D


Yes high five~!! ~~~~and happy birthday NIKI...

(Starducky... pssst, as I understand this... you dance with Niki right?):)

Yes high five~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~and happy birthday NIKI........

(Starducky...pssst, as I understand this....you dance with Niki right?):)

You betcha we dance!. well sometimes Niki takes a time out, and looks at me weird while I dance and sing to her... but all's good... I think she just likes some songs better than others ;)... and actually, some slow songs are a little tough on my back! :p

You betcha we dance!!......well sometimes Niki takes a time out, and looks at me weird while I dance and sing to her......but all's good..........I think she just likes some songs better than others ;)............and actually, some slow songs are a little tough on my back!! :p

"and actually, some slow songs are a little tough on my back!!"... please; way to easy Starduck... way... :D Hahaha

Stringer

Didn't you let the shower head shoot water into your ears to clean out that dirty mind String Man?. baaaadddd Stringy... bad bad bad! :p

Didn't you let the shower head shoot water into your ears to clean out that dirty mind String Man???.........baaaadddd Stringy.............bad bad bad!! :p

Yes... yes Starduck (hmmmm sounds good, thinking of that duck drumstick.. ) you are 100% correct and thanks for reminding me and helping to maintain the high standards that are set here... sorry... yes... sorry.. "lub" you... yes.:) :)

... bad, can be good..

Well you must know by now what high standards that we maintain around here!. we are play by the rules kind of people right?. but of course we are... uuhhmmm... right?. aren't we?. Silly String!. HA!. new name for the day! :p

Well you must know by now what high standards that we maintain around here!!.........we are play by the rules kinda people right?........but of course we are..........uuhhmmm......right??..............are n't we??...........Silly String!!............HA!!.............new name for the day!! :p

Yeah, this is my one year anniversary date this month on AMHD, I really continue to try to help with raising the bar, as usual.

But be careful, Stringer's alter ego is on the other thread... can be similar to Joe's; Dr. Evil I guess... but luckily he will soon ascend back into his own dimension... and the dark clouds will diminish... I am here and I WILL protect you with my life or someone else's... hee hee.

Wow, congrats stringer!

And happy birthday niki!

As for me... I'm headed out. Practice test today.. . another 5 hour test. Yay! Wish me luck!

Good luck Sneezer... Congrats Silly String! :D

wow, congrats stringer!

and happy birthday niki!

as for me...I'm headed out. practice test today. ...another 5 hour test. yay! wish me luck!

You got it buddy... "Great luck today". But I highly doubt that you will need any of it... you'll do fine, as always!

And thank you sir, you are a gentleman...

Good luck Sneezer...............Congrats Silly String!! :D

Thank you Malady, you are a true Blue Blood Lady Royal with all the proper upbringing necessary to have developed this fine example of Canadian Womanhood... thank you.:)

Silly String, love it, so got to use that name from now on. LMAO. :)

Silly String, love it, so gotta use that name from now on. LMAO. :)

Well... if you must, I guess... do as you will... Lady Alty... (I see you in this Old style English Queen looking dress with the spectacles, you know, the ones with the long handle that you hold up to your eyes.) And with your hair in beautiful curls hanging down over your lovely shoulders and neck with a large diamond necklace that sparkles brightly... I guess the question would then be; would someone as elegant as you, can me "silly string?" Good question, considering all the class that you bring... :D

(BEAR!!! Where are you????????????)

Stringer

OMG! How can you all think dancing with a dog is normal! Dogs don't listen to music, it doesn't care what's the music is! And dressing up a dog is not normal!

Starbuck8 you need to get out more!

YOu may think you're funny, but who in the right mind thinks dogs can smoke pot, and dance with other dogs! It's not normal!

If you look at starbuck8's signature, she qualifies this post...

"Sarcasm is my second language."

Humor was a part of it too... :D

Its all in good fun...

Really...

Although Niki does look adorable in her pink tutu... ;)

OMG What is wrong with you all! Dancing with dogs is not normal!

There there GoldenHeartGirl, you may call that like you want, but Starbuck dances with her dog if she likes to, and can even dress niki (hey, I just learned! Happy Birthday Niki! Though I'm a bit late... lol) if she wants to. Anyway, who really cares! Well you GHG perhaps, but I don't.

BTW, my dog is good only in slows. She trips down if I make the tempo go up! :D

There there GoldenHeartGirl, you may call that like you want, but Starbuck dances with her dog if she likes to, and can even dress niki (hey, i just learned! Happy Birthday Niki! though i'm a bit late...lol) if she wants to. Anyways, who really cares! Well you GHG perhaps, but i don't.

BTW, my dog is good only in slows. She trips down if i make the tempo go up! :D

Way to stand up for our friend Unky... we are all proud of you. Nobody messes with her.. but us!

Starduck can do anything she wants in my book! Yep we love her GHG---do you hear us?? Now stand back let's see if these handcuffs fit... great.. this way to the dungeon girl. And to keep you company, we found you a "dancing doggie"

Stringer

OMG What is wrong with you all! Dancing with dogs is not normal!

Take it easy slugger...

Golden Heart Girl. Apparently when you standing in line when they were handing out a "sense of humour", you thought they said a "gloom and doomer", so you skipped that line.

Lighten up, and maybe you're the one who needs to get out more, because it doesn't sound like you know how to have a bit of fun.

I have to go dance now... buhbye now missy! Chill!

I bet my dog dances better than her anyway :)

LOL, you guys! Thanks to all of my buds for coming to my rescue!

Hugs all around! :D

OMG What is wrong with you all! Dancing with dogs is not normal!

Hey there GHG, have you read the thread from the beginning to end?? If you had, you would fall in love with all of us... we have a great time on this thread. Take some time to get to know us and you will find more warmth than you know what to do with!

I am sort of curious as to why you felt the need to post if you were just going to be critical and harsh. Starby offers such a great friendship and has brought all of us closer together by this thread.

Open your heart! You might be surprised what is waiting to happen for good for you. :p

LOL, you guys!! Thanks to all of my buds for coming to my rescue!!

Hugs all around!! :D

Starby, so glad to see you on here. I was worried after your storm and your headache and all the stresses! You okay?

Hey there GHG, have you read the thread from the beginning to end??? If you had, you would fall in love with all of us........................we have a great time on this thread. Take some time to get to know us and you will find more warmth than you know what to do with!

I am sort of curious as to why you felt the need to post if you were just going to be critical and harsh. Starby offers such a great friendship and has brought all of us closer together by this thread.

Open your heart! You might be surprised what is waiting to happen for good for ya. :p

Hear, hear! BOO-YAA for da Crew! :) We so awesome!

;) Love you all!

Hear, hear! BOO-YAA for da Crew! :) We so awesome!

;) Love you all!

Yep,

I'll pat myself on the back ;)

Starby, so glad to see you on here. I was worried after your storm and your headache and all the stresses! You okay?

Hi Rebby! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, but I will email you soon okay! I'm still not feeling well, and being on the computer makes my headache worse! I should feel better I hope once I get my meds refilled.

My parents place got hit pretty hard, but everything is OK. They live lake front, and they had a water tornado. Some complete idiot saw all of the big waves, and decided to take his boat out, and let his buddy go tubing! :eek: Well his boat quit on him in the middle of the lake, so they had to get a rescue crew to go get them... morons!

Then my parents were walking around to check on everyone in the park, and see if anything was damaged, and they spotted an underground electrical fire. So of course they had to get the firecrews from the nearest city, which were extremely busy because of the tornado touched down and did a lot of damage to three towns, and farm yards and houses. So it took quite awhile for the trucks to get there, and then they were there all night long. I hear we are suppose to get another good storm tomorrow eve too, so I hope that one isn't as bad.

Move. Out of there. Now.

Hi Rebby! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, but I will email you soon okay! I'm still not feeling well, and being on the computer makes my headache worse! I should feel better i hope once I get my meds refilled.

My parents place got hit pretty hard, but everything is ok. They live lake front, and they had a water tornado. Some complete idiot saw all of the big waves, and decided to take his boat out, and let his buddy go tubing! :eek: Well his boat quit on him in the middle of the lake, so they had to get a rescue crew to go get them....morons!

Then my parents were walking around to check on everyone in the park, and see if anything was damaged, and they spotted an underground electrical fire. So of course they had to get the firecrews from the nearest city, which were extremely busy because of the tornado towndown in the did alot of damage to three towns, and farm yards and houses. So it took quite awhile for the trucks to get there, and then they were there all night long. I hear we are suppose to get another good storm tomorrow eve too, so I hope that one isn't as bad.

Starby, you just take care of you right now!! I am so sorry for all the damage from the storm, for your headache and the dangers around your parents. I look forward to hearing from you when you are all better! Hugs and get well wishes!! :p

YOu may think you're funny, but who in the right mind thinks dogs can smoke pot, and dance with other dogs! It's not normal!



This is another exhibit in my argument against children (in this case 12 years old) on adult boards - and this was posted until there was a reaction.

OMG What is wrong with you all! Dancing with dogs is not normal!

Totally missed this. Wow, some people's children. :eek:

I'm going to go dance with my bunnies now, I hope that's okay with GoldenHeartGirl, wouldn't want to upset her. ;)

Are you going to do the bunny hop Alty? If you got the dogs and kids involved, you could form a line of 8! LOL!

Yes I see the little girl didn't bother to respond. It did give me a laugh though when she thought, that I thought, my dog would really start smokin pot! I wonder if her dealer is that yappy chihuahua down the block?? LOL

9 Starby, if you include the fish. Sigh, way to many pets, but I love it! :)

How are you today my dear?

Still feel awful! My Dr. is just the biggest moron, I tell you! It's all almout the money for him. He didn't get into medicine for any other reason in my opinion.

Time to let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages my dear, find yourself a new doctor. Sneezy, are you available? ;)

The only ones left here that will take new patients, take months to get into. They have big write ups in the paper over the dr. shortages we have here. It sucks.

I'll give you a call later. I want to get off here before my headache gets worse again.

Come to visit, I'll get you in to see my Doc, he's the best, love him to bits. :) Also, a visit from you would be nice, we can get you back to tip top shape and then go out and party! :)

Yes? I'm here. Of COURSE I'd take starby as my patient! (she... probably wouldn't want to be my first... but... y'know... after "practice")

Actually, I told starbs that her treatment's on the house... as long as she gives me... mmm 10 years. Yep, 10 years, and anyone wants a new hip, it's on me!

I want new breasts Sneezy, think you can get them for me? ;)

Alty, from the looks of your pictures, you don't need them... you sure you want new ones? Because.. I'm sure I have a few friends who want yours ;)

::blush:: golly, gee, thanks Sneezy.

I don't want bigger, or smaller, just perkier, no implants, just a nip and tuck. I'm not going to do it though, they're fine, but I do miss the way they looked when I was in my 20's. :(

Yeah, I wish I had the same abs I did when I was 11...

Now I definitely don't want the breasts I had (correct, didn't have) at 11! :)

Kids these days... growing up so fast.

Here's a funny story. My brother and I went to the movies last night to watch the new batman flick, and we ran into his group of friends. Now, he's 15... I'm 22... so I didn't really feel like butting in their conversation. I walk away, and two of his female friends grab me by the arm and wails, "No, don't go! Talk to us! We want to talk to you!"

... my response...

"Sorry...I...uh...don't talk to minors..."

But I bet my left thumb these girls could pass for 19 if I ever met them anywhere else.

Just remember Sneezy, 15 will get you 20. :)

I know what you mean though, do you know that they actually make thong underwear for 6 year olds? What 6 year old is concerned about a panty line? Also, the short skirts, honey, if you can't bend over without waxing, then the shirt is too short. The low cut tops that reach their bellybutton, they must have tape holding that thing on!

Really, as soon as my daughter has a boy call her, we're moving to the middle of no where! ;)

Haha. You get jared a pair of brass knuckles. He'll take care of the rest.

Just a little song and a clip from one of my all time fave movies. Dance away kids!

YouTube - i say a little prayer for you (my best friend's wedding) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PPs5VEESdU)

Together, forever, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Sorry, I don't know the words. :)

Love that song! My audio device shows inactive and I can't figure out what I did before when it dropped out to fix it so I didn't get to listen to it but it was in my head already so enjoyed it. LOL

Hi Rebbie. Do you know the words, for some reason I have the song in my head but can't remember the darn words. Aaaaaaah. Anyway, how are you sweets?

Thanks Starby, now I can't get that song out of my head. Arf. ;)

I would venture to say a safe bet would be I don't know all the lyrics to any song I have ever heard!! LOL

You just brought another song to my mind by that last sentence Alty and I can't think of the name of it. This is not a good night for my brain.

Can you hum a few bars. ;)

I would venture to say a safe bet would be I don't know all the lyrics to any song I have ever heard!!!! LOL

You just brought another song to my mind by that last sentence Alty and I can't think of the name of it. This is not a good night for my brain.

Rebby... I should give you the link to one of the threads! I know too many lyrics! I'll post one that I know every single word to... funny!

Here 'tis! ;)

YouTube - Reunion - Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16kh-AP4OCU&feature=related)

... and here's the link to the thread! :D

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/usercp.php

[QUOTE=Altenweg]Hi Rebbie. Do you know the words, for some reason I have the song in my head but can't remember the darn words. Aaaaaaah. Anyway, how are you sweets?

Thanks Starby, now I can't get that song out of my head.

The moment I wake up... before I put on my make-up... I say a little prayer for you... while combing my hair now... or wondering what dress to wear now... I say a little prayer for you... forever and ever you'll stay in my heart... and I will love you forever and ever... we never will part... oh how I love forever and ever... together forever that's how it will be... to be without you... will only be heartbreak for meeeeee!

LOL! How much more do you need?? :p :D :D

[QUOTE=Altenweg]Hi Rebbie. Do you know the words, for some reason I have the song in my head but can't remember the darn words. Aaaaaaah. Anyway, how are you sweets?

Thanks Starby, now I can't get that song out of my head.

The moment I wake up....before I put on my make-up....I say a little prayer for you......while combing my hair now........or wondering what dress to wear now.........I say a little prayer for you...........forever and ever you'll stay in my heart.........and I will love you forever and ever.....we never will part.....oh how I love forever and ever....together forever that's how it will be.....to be without you....will only be heartbreak for meeeeee!!

LOL!! How much more do you need??? :p :D :D

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so nice to have words with the tune in my head!! I always want to holler, "I KNEW THAT! I KNEW THAT". LOL

Did you listen to my other song that I know all of the words to Rebby?. LOL!!

Scary isn't it? HAHA!

Did you listen to my other song that I know all of the words to Rebby???......LOL!!!

Scary isn't it?? HAHA!!

I viewed it but my audio device is unavailable. I fixed it once but forgot how I did it. Drats!! I will listen when I get sound!! WIRED FOR SOUND! I AM JUST WIRED PERIOD TONIGHT! LOL

Me too! I'm listening to some good music though! I always pick my songs according to my mood... lol It always makes me feel better... well sometimes it makes me cry... but mostly makes me feel better! :D

Don't know what I would do tonight if I heard certain kinds of music, I might just get in my car and drive to Canada and see some of my special friends!! It is raining here tonight so I probably wouldn't hop on the Rebel. LOL

If the music was calm and soothing, I probably would just mellow out a bit but if it was rockin', might just have to travel. LOL I'm in a mood!

One of my fave songs ever is "Shut up and Drive"... by Shelby Lynne Such a good song, and I'll tell you why sometime! ;) I wish I could play it for you right now!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!. to all of my AMHD family from me and Nikster! Take time to dance with your dog! ;) (or cat, bunny, bird, reptiles... etc. haha!)

YouTube - Auld Lang Syne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpvYoY4juLc)

(We kind of forgot about this thread didn't we!)

Thanks for the song Starby!!! I miss this thread. It was my first one where I really got to know so many that I now love so much. I am not much of a joiner as you know and everyone on this thread made me feel so welcome and comfortable. Thank you Starby for this thread.

Thank you to each of you on this thread and

"Happy New Year" to each of you!!! Love, Rebbie

Happy New Year to all of you, too!

*Hic*... sorry...

Happy New Year to all also!

Stringer

Hey there! Happy new year to everyone seeing that post!!

Unky! HAPPY NEW YEAR! How did yours turn out? Are you still on your trip?

Yup, catching up on the magical island! That is who my dear friends are! Posting like crazy lol! I like reading your posts. Will tell you more there!! :)

Most of the same people are here too. :) We just kind of forgot about my dog dancing thread... LOL! See you on the Island! ;)

Most of the same people are here too. :) We just kind of forgot about my dog dancing thread...LOL! See you on the Island! ;)

And... why are you up at this hour? Well it is 4:17 am and I am going back to sleep... tomorrow Starduck...

Hey Stringer! Will you be here any longer.. say in the next 10-15min?

Stringy? Are you sleep walking? Sleep smoking? LOL!
(don't burn the house down k? Haha!)

Sorry, I was asleep within 3 minutes guys..

How are you all doing this second day of the new year?

I was on the computer of the hotel... now I'm in Hong Kong... plane leaving in some 6 hours. I've been here for 6 hours already. Sigh, still waiting. But I'm allowed only 15 min on the net... an airport facility but the're watching me... lol. Ok, see you in some days, I'll be home.

Btw, I wanted to send cards to you, but it was too late. I found really wonderful cards, however, there were only a few... actually three left. I'll send one to Germany, one to Canada and the last to the USA next time. But I don't know yet who to sent it to, especially in Canada and US.

I was on the computer of the hotel... now i'm in Hong Kong... plane leaving in some 6 hours. I've been here for 6 hours already. Sigh, still waiting. But I'm allowed only 15 min on the net... an airport facility but the're watching me... lol. Ok, see you in some days, i'll be home.

Btw, I wanted to send cards to you, but it was too late. I found really wonderful cards, however, there were only a few... actually three left. I'll send one to Germany, one to Canada and the last to the USA next time. But i don't know yet who to sent it to, especially in Canada and US.

Looks like you are having a great time Unky, I am glad my friend, be safe and it is always nice to come back home isn't it..

Stringer

I was on the computer of the hotel... now i'm in Hong Kong... plane leaving in some 6 hours. I've been here for 6 hours already. Sigh, still waiting. But I'm allowed only 15 min on the net... an airport facility but the're watching me... lol. Ok, see you in some days, i'll be home.

Btw, I wanted to send cards to you, but it was too late. I found really wonderful cards, however, there were only a few... actually three left. I'll send one to Germany, one to Canada and the last to the USA next time. But i don't know yet who to sent it to, especially in Canada and US.

Mee mee mee! I want to postcard! :cool: LOL! It's been so cold here, my van hasn't been starting, and the roads are a skating rink! So I haven't gotten out all of the things I wanted to! Maybe I can get some more things off this week! Especially the things I've got for Chery! :o

Looks like you are having a great time Unky, I am glad my friend, be safe and it is always nice to come back home isn't it..?

Stringer

Yup great time. That night, there was a 'craze' for PSPs. I think the duty free shops in Hong Kong sold about 5 PSPs in a night. Lol Maybe you'll be the one who'll be receiving one of the postcards Stringer. Who's more in the US?

Mee mee mee!! I wanna postcard! LOL! It's been so cold here, my van hasn't been starting, and the roads are a skating rink! So I haven't gotten out all of the things I wanted to! Maybe I can get some more things off this week! Especially the things I've got for Chery!

Ok, I'll send one to Canada, at the address of Starby, addressed to Starby, Alty... who else's in Canada? There're some in Cal, yes? Let me know. There's such a bunch on AMHD!! :)

Yup great time. That night, there was a 'craze' for PSPs. I think the duty free shops in Hong Kong sold about 5 PSPs in a night. lol Maybe you'll be the one who'll be receiving one of the postcards Stringer. Who's more in the US?


Ok, I'll send one to Canada, at the address of Starby, addressed to Starby, Alty... who else's in Canada? There're some in Cal, yes? Let me know. There's such a bunch on AMHD!!! :)

Hey Unky! Sorry we missed you! Welcome home! I think it's just me, Alty, and Joe (JesusHelper) that you would know that are from Canada. I have still got your card... and a bunch of others, along with Momma C's gifts and Shhhh... one for Alty, sitting here! My bad! I got a few mailed out with the stamps I had, but had to get stamps to other places in the world, and needed to find boxes, and get them wrapped to ship... and then actually get to the post office when my van will start and it isn't -51 degrees and the roads are skating rinks! :eek: So, everyone will likely get their C'mas cards for Valentines Day... LOL! I'm not buying new ones either... all of you have to pretend! :p :D

Hey Unky! Sorry we missed you! Welcome home!! I think it's just me, Alty, and Joe (JesusHelper) that you would know that are from Canada. I have still got your card...and a bunch of others, along with Momma C's gifts and Shhhh...one for Alty, sitting here! My bad! I got a few mailed out with the stamps I had, but had to get stamps to other places in the world, and needed to find boxes, and get them wrapped to ship....and then actually get to the post office when my van will start and it isn't -51 degrees and the roads are skating rinks!! :eek: So, everyone will likely get their C'mas cards for Valentines Day...LOL!! I'm not buying new ones either...all of you have to pretend!! :p :D

Now... I can see through you...

You CANNOT! I AM INVISIBLE! How can you see through an invisible person? Huh? C'mon tell me? You glow with radioactive gasses!. I'm invisible! Bring it on Glow Man! :p

You CANNOT!! I AM INVISIBLE!! How can you see through an invisible person? Huh?? C'mon tell me?? You glow with radioactive gasses!....I'm invisible!! Bring it on Glow Man!! :p

I just realized that now I can burn things with my eyes if I concentrate... KPOW! KAAAPOW!

Look out DUCK!.....your last two feathers are on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Run ducky run! Here, hide in this pot, in the stove, he'll never find you here. :)

Run ducky run! Here, hide in this pot, in the stove, he'll never find you here. :)

Alty.. I have a new power... Look! I can heat the pot up just with my eyes!! Fun!

Ooooh, I love it. Heat away, we need the water to boil for the veggies we're serving with the duck. I can't wait. I'm making the skin crispy, I hope you don't mind, but I love crispy skin. Darnit, my mouth is watering.

Here ducky, ducky, ducky! :)

Ooooh, I love it. Heat away, we need the water to boil for the veggies we're serving with the duck. I can't wait. I'm making the skin crispy, I hope you don't mind, but I love crispy skin. Darnit, my mouth is watering.

Here ducky, ducky, ducky! :)

I have already burned off her two feathers... she is ready... wow! Look at those "DUCK" bumps... she must be a little chilly... she will like the "warm" water and all those floating veggies to play with...

How quick they turn! I've put out the flames, and I'm airborne! Yep... b'bye! You're having veggies tonight! Baahahahaha!

I think we ruffled her feathers Stringer! :)

Come back ducky, we won't cook you, much. :)

I smell crispy duck... where> Alty... you promised?

I've been here all the time! Told you you couldn't see me! Muwaaahahahahaha!

Crispy you say? Sheriff... Sheriff... run!. it's your hair that's on fire! You burped and let out radioactive fumes!!

Starby, Sneezy is picking on me, help! He just called me a jerk. He's a mean little boy, he teases older people, makes fun of my old fashioned venacular, and he pulled my hair!

He must be punished, we over 35's have to stick together.

Please? ;)

Kick him in the... oh, look at these lovely bags of nuts! No Niki... stop knawing on the bags... those aren't for you!. yucky bags of nuts! Phooey! Get them out of your mouth Niki... oh yuck!!

:-O starby, you're older than 35?!

... hmm... you seem... younger than alty. ;)

Oh no you didn't! You little, why I out of, run, run, run!

Nicki, eat the nuts, sic nuts, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Starby, you hold him down, I'm getting the garden shears. :)

... quiet nutless boy! You talk like a little girl!

Widdle Auty... did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?

Don't you CWY!!

Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...

Ooooooh, that was good Starby.

More, more, do more, make him cry! :)

Widdle Auty...did Sneezy pants make you go cwy?

Don't you CWY!!!

Widdle Auty got huh feewings huht...

I'm going to put you over my knee young man. :D

You put him over your knee Alty... I'll tie his feet and hang him by his... oh nooo... that won't work... he doesn't have any left!!

We can tickle him with a feather. :)

Put me over your knees alty.

Pwease?

I've been bad.

I don't know what to say to that. He's got me at a loss. :(

Don't butt in to the front of the line! I'm still here waiting for Santa!. Naughty Santa!. you can have your turn later bad elf!

Speaking of elves...

... New Year's Eve... was a quiet night. I took two of my non-drinking buddies to a bar to celebrate. While I was enjoying THEIR complimentary champagnes...

Two LP (little people) got in a fight.

... it was... the best night... ever.

*NOTE* No offense to any LPs.

Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)

Starby, are you asking for a spanking too? Um, ah, I like you and all, but you're not my type, even if you have Sneezy's nuts. ;)

I said I was waiting fer "Naughty Santa"... back away from the beer!

Sneezy? Which elf did you take home?

Apparently they were both guys, so he took them both home. Ooops, was I not supposed to tell. ;)

The one with the stubby fingers and the short legs...

... oh wait... oops...

Night all... later.

"All posts are being copied for the trail later..."

Ohhhh! Did they put in a good word to Santa for you Sneezer? Did you get extra special gifts this year? Or did they put you on the naughty list?

Trail? What trail?

Stringer, what are you up to?

I know what Sneezy's up to, his armpits in LP's. :) Are they hot Sneezy? Do you like their big bulging muscles? Hmmmm?

Ohhhh!! Did they put in a good word to Santa for you Sneezer?? Did you get extra special gifts this year? Or did they put you on the naughty list??

He's always on the naughty list. He's a bad, bad boy. Right Sneezy? :D

Night all...later.

"All posts are being copied for the trail later..."

Trail?. What trail?. Are you lost Stwingy?. Should we set out bwead cwumbs?

Apparently I'm gay. I wish someone had told me about this.

And stringy, leave a trail of bread crumbs. DON'T GO INTO THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!

apparently I'm gay. I wish someone had told me about this.

and stringy, leave a trail of bread crumbs. DON'T GO INTO THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!!

It's okay schnukums, we love you no matter what. Right guys? :D

Awty... let's go see if we can find Hansel and Gretel! I betcha they have a good story for us! I bet they've got Sneezer and Stwingy in compromising pics with the gingerbread man! I hear one has lost a stubby thumb!

We lub our Sneezerkins... he just needs to stop bringing home LP's! Our record player isn't working anymore!

Starby are you horny? ;)

Sorry, Sneezy said it, I just repeated it. Bad Sneezy, bad.

Yes, let us find hansel and Gretel, I'm hungry! :)

re... cord... player?

.. what that?

Starby are you horny? ;)

Sorry, Sneezy said it, I just repeated it. Bad Sneezy, bad.

Yes, let us find hansel and Gretel, I'm hungry! :)

Horny? Nooo... I'm prickly!

re...cord...player?

..what dat?

It spins LP's around until they get dizzy and fly into yer wall!

**Click** **click**

**ding** **ding**

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Stringy! You finally got yer big break! Yer a big staarrrr! :D

I know yer here... I can seeeee you! :p

"What chyou talkin' 'bout duck?!?!?"

I dance with my cats when I come home happy. They are small so I kind of just pick them up and fling them around. I think a nice tall dog would be a better dancing partner. :-) but I can't have dogs in my apartment. :-(

Awww, someone was here to dance and I missed it? LOL! Hi Ladyrose! We have been slackin off on our dance parties. Haha! Join in anytime! We just chat and dance! ;) I'm sure your kitty's are just happy to see you walk through the door when you get home. I know my little girl loves it when I'm being silly and dancing around with her. I hurt my leg, so we haven't had a dance party in awhile, but she just loves it when I pick up her paws and sing to her. She's likely the only one who wants to hear me sing! Haha! :D