Ok, have a hidden talent? Want to showcase it? Want to embarrass yourself by displaying your lack of talent? Well here's a place to do it.

Post your artwork, poetry, prose, musical performance whatever you want. We'll all play Simon Cowell on it. <eg>

You are an Evil Man Mr Gem.
I suggest you go first as it's your idea ;)

Does being a know-it-all count? Then I am the clear winner.. idolatry is bad, very very bad.. Rofl

I already did:

For your enjoyment (or disgust) (http://www.massparkbikeclub.org/newsletters/audio.zip)

Well, I'm every upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest...



There how's that for singing?

I can play "Mary had a Little Lamb" on the recorder... and I know all the US states in alphabetical order... aaahhhh... the things we remember from 3rd grade!

I don't sing, but I'm a smart a$$. Big time. Dying, absolutely dying to post something in this very thread to demonstrate my smart-a$$ed-ness, but it would be mean, so I won't. It probably borders on just being an a$$, not a smart a$$, actually...

I also have loads of self-restraint, apparently. :D
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Scott,

Your song is just way tooooo cute. :)

My talent is so hidden... um... I can not even find it. :)

Be back when I do though :).

I can play "Mary had a Little Lamb" on the recorder... and I know all the US states in alphabetical order... aaahhhh.... the things we remember from 3rd grade!

I don't sing, but I'm a smart a$$. Big time. Dying, absolutely dying to post something in this very thread to demonstrate my smart-a$$ed-ness, but it would be mean, so I wont. It probably borders on just being an a$$, not a smart a$$, actually...

I also have loads of self-restraint, apparently. :D
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Jillian, I think we really are long lost sisters. I too play the recorder, and also the accordion. I don't know all the US states, because I live in Canada. But, here's the part were we are alike, I too am a smart a$$, I unfortunately do show my smarta$$ed-ness on certain threads, but only when they deserve a smart a$$ remark. Hey the way I see it, better a smart a$$ than a dumb a$$ or a lazy a$$.

My self-restraint is sorely lacking, but I'm getting better every day. ;)

Jillian, I think we really are long lost sisters. I too play the recorder, and also the accordion. I don't know all the US states, because I live in Canada. But, here's the part were we are alike, I too am a smart a$$, I unfortunately do show my smarta$$ed-ness on certain threads, but only when they deserve a smart a$$ remark. Hey the way I see it, better a smart a$$ than a dumb a$$ or a lazy a$$.

My self-restraint is sorely lacking, but I'm getting better every day. ;)

I learned the recorder in school, and the states I learned in a song we had to perform for our parents. It's called "Fifty Nifty United States", here's a YouTube link: YouTube - Fifty Nifty United States (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_HeLofy7IE). My friend and I (who have been BFF's since 2nd grade) can still sing it together... we usually reserve that for when we've had too much to drink though!

I don't know where my restraint comes from, but sometimes I'm grateful to have it! If I didn't, I'd have gotten booted from this site long ago...
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I'll come back to this one later. I might have too many talents than I've got time for right now, lol But, 'GEM'?. I absolutely LLLUUUVVED your debut! I'm going to have to listen to that a few more times!! :D

I can tap dance but only to Jingle Bell Rock and since the Christmas season is over, I guess you'll all have to wait until Christmas '08 to see it!:p

Hello Scott:

Maybe I've waited long enough so that nobody will see this:

YouTube - white boy voice mail rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjlzwIQsjYo)

excon

excon, Love it!

You look exactly like I pictured you, and a bit like your avatar.;)

I still don't have enough guts to video myself playing the accordion, it really isn't a pretty site people, and the accordion is way to small so certain body parts get squished, I'm not in the mood for a mamogram today.;):D