Syn, can I indulge after the test on Monday? I will need some major stress relief.

Giggle giggle I love you Synn ill bring the razor ;)

You're asking ME, J9? Heck, I'd tell you to indulge EVERY day!

/grin... I was wondering if you'd catch that, CBW ;)

Oh come on if its in the gutter ill catch it ;)

True. I should have known that.

Hi everyone. What you gals up to? :)

Erm...

/shuffles her feet

Being naughty, mostly.

LOL - too cute and I love it :)

OMGosh!

Hey Start!!

Guys, help me with J's countdown (or do you think it will make her too nervous)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/countdown-j_9-a-199476.html

Hahahahaha look start ran away she got all embarrassed do you think we made her blush like old times?? I don't ;)
Ah I'm there and posted xxxx

I WAS TOO BLUSHING! I am still blushing, geeze...
Hmmmphhhh

LMAO you telling me after all this time you aren't used to our naughty ways hell women get a grip ;)

And make that grip on something fun, hmm? ;)

All right, you got me... Bwwaahahahahaha


And make that grip on something fun, hmm? ;)
Ok, see now that is what makes me blush... no lie1
Synn gosh, couldn't help yerself huh?

Blushing is nature's make up :):)

Hehehehehe Ah do you remember the even of spanking the monkey??

Blushing is nature's make up :):)
YA! What she said! ;)
CBW :rolleyes:
I am making homemade bread, I hope it comes out right!
(changing the subject):D

LOL a master baker now are we ;)

hehehehehe Ah do you remember the even of spanking the monkey???


LMMO ( laugh my monkey off )

Oh I love monkeys :)

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Hehehehehehe ill never forget that night boy we were all soooo naughty

LOL a master baker now are we ;)


Always have been, just got distracted this past year! Heehee... ;)
"You" girls make us "other" girls want to be naughty. :eek: Now I know what to look out for!! :D

I have another one... I have another confession... yes I do, Indeed I do, Yup I do..

The other day, after coming out of the store, our car has one of those beep things that unlocks the door, and I'm pressing it and pressing it, and the darn car is not unlocking... I need to get home... why isn't the car unlocking?. Why you ask...

Wasn't my car... my car was to lanes over... :o :o

LOLOLOLOL, hahahahaha poor Allheart.
My 6 year old (5 at this particular time) open the door into someone else's car thought it was ours... half wayin I said... "NOOOOOO" kind of freaked me out, and I admit I thought it was our car too! LOL

My mom and I were in Illinois visitng my brother and had just arrived after making the drive straight through. It was late and we needed to run to the store. We were both exhausted. After leaving the store, we were heading back to the car, and my mom opens up the car door and tosses her bag in the back seat, then starts to get in the front seat. The problem? NOT MY CAR! I doubled over in laughter, and once she realized what she had done, so did she! The funniest part is the car looked nothing like mine...

Heehee, Jillian, too funny, good memories!

Jill and Start... way too funny!!

You can turn scars into "Stars" - Quoting our very own Clough!
Love it!

Max went and got himself all dressed today, he is pretty upset with me...
He has camo shorts, shirt, and a camo hat on...
I said wow, good job on getting dressed, he says, "Mom, you weren't supposed to see me!!!" I told him it was cause I can see his legs and feet still... LOL

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too cute there start!!

Ya, real cute...
K, Miss start needs to get her house cleaned and get started on that bread before my daughter comes home! LOL she said she won't come home unless there was fresh bread for her to enjoy! See you all a little later!
CBW, don't do anything I wouldn't do...

Yeh I have to run to. Hugs and love to one and all :)

Be sure to get in the right car everyone :) hee hee

Start if I did anything you wouldn't do id be the devil in disguise ;)
I love the car storys ladys that's made me chuckle, I'm just thankfull I don't drive although we are looking into me learning this year sigh more money lol

You seem to know how to make me smile...
Bread is risin'... cleanin bathrooms and loving Maxy... (playing in the leftover flour on the couter, how cute can you get?? )

Hello again ladies. I really enjoyed all the car stories as well. Too funny. Thought I would pop on and boast, Connor was accepted into the traditional school program for Kindergarten on our first try! Almost un heard of! Hope you all have lovely days..

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CBW, I love your avatar! Bwwwaahahahahahha!! Hope everyone is fine in the family!
Al, that is great news! :) Hope to see you a bit more!

All fine thanks start hope your well too xxx

CBW, love the new avatar, although it makes you hard to recognize, I was so used to the old one.

Ah being lost in the crowd is the way I like it

Hee, hee, maybe I should try that.

Makes it easier to watch the idiots at play ;) lol

Hee, hee, I am an idiot at play. ;)

Take care CBW, I'll talk to you later, I've got to go make lunch for the little princess. :)

Enjoy I'm going back under cover xx

I have not read back, are you ill CBW? I'll come nurse you back to health if you are.

MMMMMM that's debatable I'm sick in the head come help me

If that's true then I need help too. ;)

Here's my confession. I understand I'm smack dab right in the middle of a chatty forum, but... too bad. Let's all pay attention to sneezy.

*note* the following is a little gross... if you're eating, just don't read it.

I once was in an elevator with my supervisor at work. I tried to hold it in, but I could not... a small amount of what I'd like to call STGF (sneezy's toxic gas fumes) left me... I was relieved and mortified at the same time, it was strange.

Not knowing what to do, and knowing that my boss would find out any second, I came up with a fool proof plan. Know that method of "blaming it on the dog?"

... well, I sniffed a little, looked at him, and gave him the evil eye. That's right... blame it on the other person...

Sneezy... you're a bad boy.

CBW---YOU, my dear, need some special Synn time. Step into my office and we'll see what we can do /waggles her eyebrows

Sneezy that's funny.

My husband is known for his toxic gas. When the kids were little he used to blame it on them. One day he went grocery shopping, at that time my daughter was still little and would sit in the shopping cart kiddie seat. This time he went by himself though, walked down an isle with his shopping cart, sans child, and let a stink bomb.

Two seconds later he realized that someone was coming down the other side of the isle and that when they met up that person would realize what had happened. My husband said loudly "Sydney, you made a stinky!" only to realize that he was talking to an empty cart.

The other shopper just looked at him like he was crazy, until she passed him, then she looked at him and just shook her head. He never went shopping without the kids again.

Now they're old enough to say "No way Daddy, that was you!" :)

Syn you are sooooo right I need some time all right heheehehe so you coming here or am I coming to you ;)

Synn, can I get in on that? CBW and I on the couch getting our heads shrunk. ;)

LMAO if only you knew Alty if only you knew ;)

Hand over Millie and Theo, I will play with them while you girls have your fun! :rolleyes:

LOL be greatfull you aren't my neighbour lol

Oh my, Alty. I'm not sure I know you that well, yet ;)

Laura, you come to me! It's getting beautiful out, and I have a full liquor cabinet. That always helps to heal the mental stuff!

LOL ha get me drunk enough huh ;)

I have to ask if you would even need to be drunk? You girls sure can get naughty! Goodness me!


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Never mind, do not answer this question! LMAO

What do you mean---drunk enough?

You'd need to be DRUNK?

/pouts

LMAO you know confession time...

Me and ben were talking about sex the other night and I looked up and said its OK why do you think I'm drinking now lol you should have seen his face it was an absolute picture ;)

Oh my, Alty. I'm not sure I know you that well, yet ;)

No time like the present. ;)

NOT nice CBW, you meanie! Gosh, I am giggling all over the place!
I told the guy at work last night (cause he was being a weenie when he got burned) that if I had balls, mine would be bigger than his! LMAO Everyone just stared at the mother of four... "nice lady" LMAO hahahahaha

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Alty, be careful love! BE CAREFUL!!

LMAO trust us Alty to come into this little clique you have to be extreamly broad minded and free ;)

Ha now I wonder where starty got that from ;)

/goes back to polishing her halo

LMAO yeah yeah pull the other one what do you wreken Syn is Alty ready?

Be careful? Why? Now I'm worried.

I have open-minded moments. Free, hmmm, I'm definitely not expensive, but free, I'm not sure. ;)

Synnen, hee, hee, is that halo an ankle bracelet? ;)

Nope... not an ankle bracelet.

More like a collar ;)

Don't say I didn't warn you Alty, I hope you look pretty when you blush! I tried telling you on the last page, but I suppose it didn't work. You are stubborn ALTY!

LMAO no its no ankle bracelett ;)

Synnen, mental image, LMAO.

Am I ready? What do I have to do? If it involves eating something gross then I'm out. Hey, I'm not in. Sigh. ;)


Don't say i didn't warn you Alty, I hope you look pretty when you blush! I tried telling you on the last page, but I suppose it didn't work. You are stubborn ALTY!!

You warned me, I know. What have I gotten myself in to?

Stubborn, honey it's inherited, after all I am german. Oh, no, now the other germans on the site will get mad, I gave away our secret. ;)

I wouldn't say gross, that is definitely the wrong word:eek:

LMAO it would involve eating yes but I'm not sure its what we would call gross giggle this is the lions den here ;)

Am I the lamb, being led to slaughter?

Hahahahahaha syn would eat you alive ;)

I believe it!

I got to go make lunch for princess now. The lamb will return later. Hopefully not as a lamb chop.

Bye for now.

Lmao ill get the mint sauce ready

We were on vacation and they had a karoke DJ. I chose to sing Impossible Dream because its a dream of mine (nearly impossible) for me to hit that note at the end. Anyway on this occassion, I went for the note and broke into a fit of coughing, nearly fell off the stage. It was video karaoke so I have it on video tape. Fortunately for others, something was wrong with the audio so you just have the video of me doubling over and stumbling off the stage.


Okay, Scott, I was laughing out loud at work and my co-worker is wondering what the heck is so funny!! This was good!

Oh yeah, Alten, where does one go for accordion lessons? Lol So do you play weddings and bar mitzvahs?! Thanks for the chuckle!

Poor Alty, she doesn't know what she's getting herself into.

Ssshhhhh its funn ;)

You guys make me out to be the Big Bad Wolf, when really, I'm a PRINCESS!

A wolf in a princess gown dear girl

Now that would just be silly.

Can't I be a princess with a wolf-skin cloak?

Oooo and a hat?

Ears and all!

Oh my god yes and a hand warmer too oooo wouldn't you look posh lol

Oh, my what big TEETH you have sister!!

LMAO I like the bright red lips personally ;)

Yeah, you would!!

I just sent of $200 to sit for my boards. I'm hoping I pass the last two exams. It's not looking as good this semester as it has the first 3 semesters.

Those semesters I only had to get a 64 on the finals. This semester, well, I hate to say what I have to get at this point to pass.

Just don't think about the bad think possitive you can do it and we are all rooting for you :D

Okay, should I run? You guys are scary. I'm a toughy though, sometimes. Yikes, what did I get myself in to? ;)

J9 - Can I hide behind you? ;)

Me? Scary?

But... I just want to kiss everything all better!

Scared in a different way now, hee, hee, gulp. ;)

[QUOTE=AltenwegJ9 - Can I hide behind you? ;)[/QUOTE]

Hide behind me? Really? Sure sweetie... I have all the good psychotropic meds,. I'm known to give shots that don't hurt... and a scalpel in my hand, well, I'm amazing. LOL

Sure, get right behind me... I'll make sure you don't see yourself... ummmm I mean I'll make sure no one sees you there.

Right post something no one knows about you it can be something silly or serious but no heavy or sad stuff lets have a giggle and raise some smiles things are way to serious around here at the moment.

ok here my first

I have an adiction to ebay i love to buy other peoples crap and re sell it :eek:

Many many years ago I was a starving bass player doing backup vocals in a few bands. I was youthful, lacked patience, and couldn't pay my dues fast enough. So I pushed my entertainment dreams to the side, became family orientated, switched careers and got into retail finance side of the gaming industry (Las Vegas). Anyway I once had a private jam session with Eric Johnson during an audition. I knew of the late Stevie Ray Vaughan before the legend was discovered and doing gigs for free. Before that I was originally a graduate of American Broadcasting School, Oklahoma branch. I made a couple of Public Service Announcements and was hired out by the State of Oklahoma Tourism in a traveling musical that promoted OKC.

Eric Johnson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Johnson)

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Ray_Vaughan)

American Broadcasting School - Learn Radio Broadcasting (http://radioschool.com/history.htm)

Oklahoma Tourism and Recreation Department (http://www.oklatourism.gov/)

Bobby, I love Eric Johnson!!
How cool! I would have never known! This is just great!;)

Thank you for that Bobby that was a nice little story :)

Hide behind me? Really? Sure sweetie.....I have all the good psychotropic meds,...I'm known to give shots that don't hurt.....and a scalpel in my hand, well, I'm amazing. LOL

Sure, get right behind me.....I'll make sure you don't see yourself...ummmm I mean I'll make sure no one sees you there.


Why do I have a feeling that getting behind you involves a jacket that does up in the back, and a long pokey needle? ;)

You guys are funny, I hope.

Keep laughing ;)

Poor Alty.

We're scaring her.

Pppfffffttttt syn you gone soft in your old age or what?

Synn, a softie, no way, that's what I like about her. :)

Shows how well you know her then ;)

CBW, are you saying that you aren't feeling the love for Synn? Is there something I should know? Whisper it in to my ear. ;)

Really, I think you guys are funny. And don't worry, I don't scare easily. :)

Ha she is possibly one of the nicest people on here and the most original no copying there that's for sure.

SSHHHHHHHHHHH!

You guys!

I am not nice!

I'm pure b1tch!

Get it straight! God, you're going to ruin my reputation!

Yeah yeah yeah when you think how we came together with chippers too those were the days...

I have a feeling that both of you are nice, you just don't want to admit it. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. ;)

I've got to run, the kids are sick yet again, vomitting, the runs, ah the joys of motherhood. Time to go to the doctor, they were sick last week too, time to put an end to it. Talk to you all later. :)

I miss that Chippers...

Me too :(

She had a lot to deal with and we just became a thing of the past but that's cool right we have some great memorys from that smoking thred.

I would say I have some of my fondest memories on this site from there. :) Thanks CBW

Chippers? Huh? Did I miss something?

Smoking thread, oooh, do I get to wear a smoking jacket? I'm confused, yet again. ;)

LOL, it was an old thread a long time ago and chippers was a big part of it! She was wonderful!

Ah, I sometimes forget that I haven't actually been here that long. There are allot of people I don't know, it's sometimes confusing. ;)

I'm almost at 1000 posts, yay, then I look at you Starty, 7,679 posts, wow, and I though I was chatty. ;) :)

I think someone made a mistake with my numbers...

That's cute. You are such a sweetie. I've got to run for a bit, I'll chat at you later, maybe I can get to 1000 today, hee, hee. ;)

Take care sweet Starty. :)

No she talks for england that one if only you could see the post break down giggle

I liked it how it was... I liked seeing my "important numbers" better... :)

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I am not saying the others AREN'T important, I am just well, you know what I mean!

Yeah I do know exactly what you mean it's a false count isn't it by old standards lol

It truly is.

Indeedy do

Uuuggghhhhh where did he come from oi get back to your cupboard you evil man...

Ok, I confess. I think Laura is cute :D

Heheheheehee I love you Rick... crap I just said that out loud to didn't I do you think we can trust everyone to keep that a secret ;)

Shhhh. Shall I quickly delete these posts? :p

Aw shucks, while I'm confessing I might as well come clean. I think Ben is cute too :p :p

... but Millie for sure is the cutest of the bunch!

Giggle your crazy, You wouldn't say she was so cute at the moment she is little miss snotty :(

Hey, how about me, I've been know to have cute days. ;)

CBW, you scared your hubby away, poor guy.

Up, up, up, OK, I am up, gosh...
You guys are up to stuff... :)

We're always up to stuff, or at least I am. ;)

How are you dear Starty, my favorite warrior?

Ha he knows his place bloody man how dare he come out of the cupboard he said he was afraid of the spiders I soooo don't believe him...

LMAO, you silly woman!

I should have used the duct tape he might of stayed there

I love duct tape... but you already knew that!:)

Hey... if we're using duct tape on Ben... can I come over and play?

Anything can be fixed with duct tape. You guys are funny.

Hehehehe I love pretty pink duct tape...

With black lace? Ohhhh we should start our own line of Duct tape...

Giggle oh the fun...

Did someone say pink? I love pink. Unfortunately my daughter also loves pink, that's the color she wants her room painted when we redo it next month. An entirely pink room might be a bit much. :)

Did someone say pink? I love pink. Unfortunately my daughter also loves pink, that's the color she wants her room painted when we redo it next month. An entirely pink room might be a bit much. :)
An entire room painted PINK can never be too much! :D You let her... ;)

LOL I've bargained with millie she has deep pink accessories and bright yellow walls or rather she will have next month when bens mum comes to help me re do the spare room for her and move sir into the nursery.

Ohhh that is so exciting. The stuff we do for our girls!:)
I want to pink room! I may just get it after two of the kids move out. Funny huh?

Hehehehehehe my mum got her way all over the house now both me and my sister are gone all in good time ;)

CBW, I get the whole dang house, the kids can have their rooms and Dustin can have his Seahawks and Alaska wildlife room... I walked in the other night and saw his bear skull and a few old traps hanging in my space, what the heck? Who does he think he is? LMAO
I haven't taken them down yet, ohhhh, but I will, I WILL!

I miss you all and wish I could pop on more often.. I tried to read back some, but there's just too much. Hope all is well with kids and dogs and jobs and school... and anything else I may be forgetting... much love from me to you all

Al, we miss you too!

Always nice to hear from you Al :)

I spend my free time trying to invent a new source of energy for use by anyone free of charge :)

I'm working with a group of really brilliant scientists & experimentalists. I think we're on to something, have started building first prototypes. Seems that tesla was right, it IS possible to connect your equipment to the "very wheel work of nature". First prototypes are surprisingly successful.

Its all open source, nothing hidden. Freely given to anyone and everyone. This is the way energy (and food) should be in our opinion.

Ps. I think my friends & family think I'm crazy :confused:

Knucklez

Flying turtles will eventually take over the world