I came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and told my wife, "I'm gonna make you real happy tonight."
I was right. When I went out of the bedroom, She squirted it all over the doorknobs.
I couldn't get back in...

roflmao !!!!!

Lol, that's a hard one, poor guy.

Lmao. Another great joke. Keep them coming.

Nice one!!

LOLOL... dont tell my wife