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friend4u178
Feb 26, 2008, 10:14 PM
When Ralph the Newfoundlander first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.


Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

'How long will Ralph be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously.


'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you're going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?

FallenFromGrace
Feb 26, 2008, 10:32 PM
LOL! Just proves women also only think about one thing.

shygrneyzs
Feb 26, 2008, 10:52 PM
LOL. Women are just as bad as men, even worse at times.

magprob
Feb 26, 2008, 11:01 PM
Why do that when you can just buy a pair of stilts? Dry wall stilts would work just fine.

friend4u178
Feb 27, 2008, 03:55 AM
LOL!! Just proves women also only think about one thing.

FFG I am so glad that you admitted that :-)

Scottish2008
Feb 27, 2008, 05:09 AM
Lmao. Nice one. Now is it possible that I could get the opposite surgery? What's the prominent urologist name and number. Lol anyway nice joke.

magprob
Feb 27, 2008, 07:31 AM
In that case Scottish you must have your legs shortened. Stilts will not work.

Duecey93
Mar 2, 2008, 11:42 AM
That is funny epecially if you could see the everyone's face when you see the woman is serious.

the1unv
Mar 20, 2008, 11:14 PM
LOL... pour guy should have been given bed rest