We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular

(__!__) a fat

(!) a tight

(_*_) a sore

{_!_} a swishy

(_o_) an that's been around


(_x_) kiss my

(_X_) leave my alone

(_zzz_) a tired


(_E=mc2_) a smart

(_$_) Money coming out of his


(_?_) Dumb

Thanks Homegirl... I'll definitely be using some of those :-)

Those are funny!

How about shaking that thing?

((_!_))

Thanks for that but you forgot one.

(_jack_)

A jack a**

Funny! Thanks for the lesson.

Thanks for dat but you forgot one.

(_jack_)

a jack a**
I like that one

That's great, thanks for brightening my day. : )

Lol love it. I will have to keep some in mind. Thanks

LOL now I know

Great! I laughed at it!