Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Women: Hiding from you

Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Women: Hiding from you



Lol... that's funny hahaha

Lol, hilarious

Ha ha , nice one's Jolie :-)

Lol This is a good one. Nice post

LOL going to send these to my sister

LOL going to send these to my sister


LOL spread the joy lol... :D

Hahaha! I loved the last one! Those were too funny:)

That was hilarious, now men are going to have to come up with better pick up lines.

Man: where were you all my life
Women: I was not born for 1/2 of it

Man: I wish I was 1/2 my age, I would sure make a pass at you
Women: If you were 1/2 your age, you would still be too old