A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
Through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
Ain't.The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
Think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter 'I just
Couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank
You for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Funny joke

Love it!

Lololol

LMAO... thats good :-)

Hope it was one of those sweet little old ladies who said that. Lol.

Lmao. Nice joke. Keep adding more if you can

LOL... too funny! Lol

Heard it before.

LOL I loved that one

LOL.. That is friggin' fantastic. I love seeing obnoxious rude people get there come-uppings!

Sounds like they were shoping at my local walmart

Heeheee... funny!

Ha I work at the British walmart partner asda and trust me its like a real scenario we do get customers like that and our greeters are just as witty!

Now that's a jaw dropper!