I have streets but no pavements
I have cities but no buildings
I have forests but no trees
I have rivers yet no water

What am I

A riddle.

I know it's a riddle. Can you solve it??

I know. I found the answer in 5 seconds by Googling. Have you tried that?

A map

Good one would never have thought of that you legend thanks a mill

A map

I once met a man on his way to st ives
Who told me that he had seventeen wives
And each of his wives had seventeen sons
And each of those sons had seventeen brides
How many people were going to st ives?

Um... Die Hard with a Vengeance!!

One... just the man was going to St. Ives

You're in a room, and you have only one match. In the room is a candle, a gas stove, and a gas heater. Which item do you light first?

The match... lol

Light the match, then the candle

New one.
3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
They have nothing
No clothes
No possesions
Just two cigaretts.

All three men want to smoke the cigarettes, what do they do?.

Sail home? They can't light the cigarettes anyway..?

Nope ha ha, they have no way to get to dry land, they're going to die.
So what do they do?

I don't but here's one.
What would you do if you were locked inside a car and all you had was a bat . How would you get out?

What kind of bat?

Baseball bat sorry

Well... you could use the bat to smash a window, but that would cause damage to the car... I guess I'd prefer to just unlock the door since I'm inside the car, and let myself out.

Yep your pretty smart

How about this one, imagine your in a car travelling over a hundred miles an hour. Your heading toward a cliff and your brakes go out what do you do?

Lol... I'd stop imagining

Wow not your average bear

nope ha ha, they have no way to get to dry land, they're gonna die.
so what do they do?


What do they do then?

I want to know the answer too!! :)

Do they have any matches?

They throw one of the smokes overboard




... thus...


Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

they throw one of the smokes overboard




...thus...


their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

And then they all die? That's not very satisfactory, I'd keep the boat as a boat. And strictly the boat is still the same weight so...

It doesn't transform dufus, it's a play on words.

they throw one of the smokes overboard




...thus...


their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


Ha ha... okay.. you got me on that one... I was thinking they had no boat, but went back and re-read... duh

I don't understand this one:

New one.
3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
They have nothing
No clothes
No possesions
Just two cigaretts.

They throw one of the smokes overboard




... thus...


Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


I am a little dim.lol

A cig lighter... get it... a lighter to light their cig... it is a play on words... like the boat got lighter in weight... but it means "one cigarette lighter" literally... get it now? They can light the cigarette... yes, it was corny... but we love corny!

Hahahahaha

Haha oh aye now I feel stupid.lol Thanks for that!lol And yes, very corny!!

Duh! The match!

The match

i once met a man on his way to st ives
who told me that he had seventeen wives
and each of his wives had seventeen sons
and each of those sons had seventeen brides
how many people were going to st ives?
One person went to st ives

I am white and hard. Animals and humans use these everyday. What am I?

Bones?

My ex boyfriend?

mafiaangel180, animals use your ex everyday? Lol :)

No not bones...

... but it could be. Makes sense.

Hint: Humans lose these at a very young age and then they grow back

Teeth

Okay, I'm going to play.

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

The same colored chicks

teeth

Yes, it's teeth!

The same colored chicks

Any other guesses?

Nah I give up...

Tell me!

None. Roosters don't lay eggs.

I feel dumb...

DUH!

What can go up and come down without moving?

Stairs?

Gas prices... bastards... lol

How would you even compare 'gas prices' with movemant. This makes nooo sense to me.

Techniclly, the gas isn't moving, the prices can change. Stairs was already taken.lol

At the beginning of all eternity
And the end of time and space
In the beginning of every end
And the end of every place

What could it be?

The letter "E"

techniclly, the gas isnt moving, the prices can change. stairs was already taken.lol

Haha! So you guessed gas prices? :)

At the beginning of all eternity
and the end of time and space
In the beginning of every end
And the end of every place

What could it be?

Heaven?

The letter E is correct. My son's great grandfather used to have fun asking that one.

Eternity

Time space

eand

Place

Lol.. yeah I figured that prices, being abstract to a point don't move, while they can go up and down. I guess they move, so that was a bad answer. It all depends on your interpatation of movement.

What's round, but not always around.
Its light sometimes is dark sometimes
Everyone wants to walk all over me.
What am I?

Here's an easy one.

If you dig a square hole 10 feet deep and 10 feet on each side, how much dirt is in the hole?

None, you removed the dirt digging the whole..

The moon

I am white and hard. Animals and humans use these everyday. What am I?


The answer is teeth

What can go up and come down without moving?

Okay I left for a while and didn't post the answer. Here it is, are you ready?

The temperature.

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

What question can you never answer "yes" to?


Are you dead??

Wow, I guess that makes two questions you can never answer "yes" to.

I was looking for "Are you asleep?"

"Are you dead?" is better though.

My husband wants me to ask this one. Don't get mad at me, it's hubbies fault.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

I hear a woman basher answer coming on, lol... ooohhh, hubby you're in trouble, lmao

Why do single men live longer than married men?

All the information I could find says it's the other way around.

Perhaps life just seems to go by quickly when you're having the fun of being married?

My husband wants me to ask this one. Don't get mad at me, it's hubbies fault.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Okay, and the answer is;

Because they want to.

What is the longest word in the english language that begins and ends with the same letter?

Okay, I give up.

Smiles... because there is a mile between the first and last letter!

Love it!

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Must be the letter "M"

Right on. Guess I can't fool you. Or can I?

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

My name?

Once again you are correct. One more?

When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

A mystery... is the only thing I can think of

No, a riddle.

I'm out. You got any?

Things come out of them all the time, but don't go back in.

People break them to make them.

They are sometimes hunted.