stonewilder
Dec 28, 2007, 04:40 PM
You got to love this guy.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
Took place at Clemson University . It made the
Local newspaper; even Jay Leno made mention of it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the
Groom got up on stage with a
Microphone to talk to the Crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
Many from long distances, to support them at
Their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
The bride's family -- especially his
New father-in-law for providing such a
Lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
To give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
To the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
Wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed
That this was his gift to everyone, and asked
Them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
Bride having s * x with his best friend, the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
Earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
For a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
Thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding
Immediately after finding out about the affair, this
Guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
Were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's
Parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
Wedding & reception, & best of all,
Trashing the bride's & his best
man's reputations in front of
300+ friends & family
Members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card
"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
Glossy of the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy,
For everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapeņos - - -
What you do today, might burn
Your tomorrow.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
Took place at Clemson University . It made the
Local newspaper; even Jay Leno made mention of it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the
Groom got up on stage with a
Microphone to talk to the Crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
Many from long distances, to support them at
Their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
The bride's family -- especially his
New father-in-law for providing such a
Lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
To give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
To the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
Wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed
That this was his gift to everyone, and asked
Them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
Bride having s * x with his best friend, the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
Earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
For a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
Thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding
Immediately after finding out about the affair, this
Guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
Were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's
Parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
Wedding & reception, & best of all,
Trashing the bride's & his best
man's reputations in front of
300+ friends & family
Members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card
"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
Glossy of the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy,
For everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapeņos - - -
What you do today, might burn
Your tomorrow.