Then, please try saying these two sentences really fast a few times.

One smart fellow he felt smart.

Two smart fellows they both felt smart.

:)

I did it! I'm a real fart smeller... er a smart feller!

I did it! I'm a real fart smeller...er a smart feller!

Don't you just love it! :p

Some gal I tuned a piano for a couple of nights ago told it to me. I immediately fell into the trap! :D

I did it with a mouthful of puffy cheetos.

Go me.

i did it with a mouthful of puffy cheetos.

go me.

You got lucky! :p With me, I started "farting" immediately! :D

Eh... wait a few hours until the cheetos set in... ;)

eh... wait a few hours until the cheetos set in... ;)

I know exactly what you mean! LOL :D

Any other takers? :confused: :p

I bet you can't do it without messing up! :D

I did okay until the second sentence... I said.. smelt fart!! LOL I think reading mag's did it to me :)

I did okay until the second sentence...I said.. smelt fart!!!! LOL I think reading mag's did it to me :)

Ha, ha! LOL! That's pretty funny! :p

It's pretty cool, isn't it? Amazing the things that we can do with a language and the wording of it!

One smart fellow he felt smart.

Two smart fellows they both felt smart.

:)
The version I grew up with was:


One smart feller, and he felt smart
Two smart fellers, and they felt smart
Three smart fellers, and they all felt smart
Same joke, one more smeller.

I feel for the guy named smart! Lol

Ok
I'm going to give it one more go...

One smart fellow he felt smart.

Two fart smelloows they both smelt fart

DOH!! You got me too Clough :-)

Ok
I'm going to give it one more go...........

One smart fellow he felt smart.

Two fart smelloows they both smelt fart

DOH!!! You got me too Clough :-)

Gotcha! :p

Had it down until I tried telling a friend.Go figure.:)

LOL I thought that I had it down too! It can be sort of an embarrassing but fun tongue twister! :p

Kehe

kehe

Hi, 10ligia!

Did it trip you up too? Or, are you an expert at saying the sentences without messing up? :)

Gotcha!! :p

You did mate , got me :-)

I just love what you post in your signature, friend4u178! :)


Originally Posted by friend4u178
There's only 1 thing more painful than learning from experience , and that's not learning from experience!!

I don't miss her anymore , but I still miss who I thought she was!

I just love what you post in your signature, friend4u178!! :)



Thanks Clough , I actually get a few comments about that , which one did you like better?

Maybe we should start a thread on who's signatures we like , there are some good ones on here.

Thanks Clough , I actually get a few comments about that , which one did you like better?

Maybe we should start a thread on who's signatures we like , there are some good ones on here.

There's only 1 thing more painful than learning from experience , and that's not learning from experience!!

I don't miss her anymore , but I still miss who I thought she was!

It's hard for me to chose a preference. Both of them are excellent and can be far-reaching as understanding about life for a lot of people.

Maybe we should start a thread about the signatures people have and why they have the ones that they do. That would be very interesting. It shouldn't be long before I do add a signature and also avatar to what I post. I have been thinking about doing that for a long time.

I really didn't get the joke here :(

I really didn't get the joke here :(
That speaks well of you, actually.

Originally Posted by benn11
I really didn't get the joke here :(

Originally Posted by ordinaryguy
That speaks well of you, actually.

LOL! That was good, quick and probably so, ordinaryguy! :)

I really didn't get the joke here :(

Maybe try saying them a lot faster than you did before? :)

My grade schooler is going to love this one, thanks!

my grade schooler is gonna love this one, thanks!

Cool!! :)

It's good to know that these sort of all-important, serious and not-to-be-taken-lightly-or-for-granted type of inspiring phrases can and will have far-reaching influence on the overall population in general! ;)

You've heard of the famous racehorse Hoof Hearted haven't you?

Try saying his name real fast like you are an announcer and he's just come down the home stretch and won the race.

Also, hold your tongue and say "I was born on pirate ship".

You've heard of the famous racehorse Hoof Hearted haven't you?

Try saying his name real fast like you are an announcer and he's just come down the home stretch and won the race.

I love it! It's almost like a hidden message! :D

So, any other takers willing to take on the challenge to testing how smart you are as has been presented in the original post? :)

LOL... I didn't get it until the third time! Ewwwww! P U! :)

I thought of you, Clough, when I got a riddle book in the mail. It has the world's hardest tongue twister in it...

Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick


I can't even say it slow!! LOL

I thought of you, Clough, when I got a riddle book in the mail. It has the world's hardest tongue twister in it.....................

sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick

I can't even say it slow!!!!! LOL

Don't make me spit on my screen.

That's a pretty good one.

Anyone ever actually had a tongue cramp. Man, that sucks. Daddy doesn't like 'em.

Lol that was very funny. Man they keep coming. Need to pass this one on to a few people.

anyone ever actually had a tongue cramp. man, that sucks.

LOL kp... I'm not even going to ask :-)

I was farting and smelling!
That was too cute.

Niiicee...

Never before have I actually laughed when I "smelt fart"...

Niiicee....

Never before have I actually laughed when I "smelt fart"....

Laughing gas maybe? :p

Laughing gas maybe?
Oooh that was cheap, lol.

I'm hearing some cymbols after that one, Clough... wow... LOL!

Hello Clough:

I can't say any of that stuff since I got my bridge. Can you say this?

Once sheet slitter, he slits sheets. Two sheet slitters, they slit sheets. Three sheet slitters, and they all slit sheets.

Or say this three times real fast: Polish it in the corner.

excon

Man... you made me say a dirty word already this morning, hahahahha

Rpg, you're right! Dirty words this early... sheesh. Now I have to go wash out my mouth... :)

Lol.. pretty good and it confused me a little bit!

Hello Clough:

I can't say any of that stuff since I got my bridge. Can you say this?

Once sheet slitter, he slits sheets. Two sheet slitters, they slit sheets. Three sheet slitters, and they all slit sheets.

Or say this three times real fast: Polish it in the corner.

excon

The first one is incredibly tough, and I keep falling into the.. I never heard the second one before. Took me a few seconds to get it! Subtle, but very effective! Loved it! :D

I liked it. I think I seen this one before. But always good to pass around. Nice one