Here's some insight into how they train to race in Nascar:
NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning)

Thanks NOW I am really ready for Anderetti and to make Petty look petty!!

You know, that clears up a lot of misconceptions I had about the sport. I mean, not quite as simple as other sports... like Cricket for instance.

If Nascar had cucumber sandwiches and white cable knit sweaters the two sports would be indistinguishable!

Hello Need:

I love Nascar. But I got too involved... I went to the tar store and asked for tar's, and they didn't know what I wanted. I said TAR'S!! But, I didn't get none.

Where do you buy your tar's?

excon

You just reminded me, I need winter tars.

Then do it like this.

YouTube - Redneck Tire Mounting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M0GNLvPmAg&mode=related&search)

Redneck grill:
4955
Redneck pacifier:
4956
Redneck wins the lottery:
4957
Redneck Harley:
4958
And the Harley runs!

Capt missed one

Ahhhhhhh so that's where I've been going wrong, I was just turning left, I keep forgetting to do the straight bit, I wish I had somebody like him to remind me